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Simon Cowell has just turned down a six figure deal. That's lunch money for him.

The American Idol judge was offered over $1.5 million to be the new face for the boner pill Viagra.

Cowell is only 48.

Simon explains,"My agent rang me and said, 'You've been offered an incredibly big deal - it's to be the face of Viagra'. And I just said, 'Sorry, but that has to be a fucking insult.'"

Cowell is said to be worth upwards of $100 million!!!!

He's got millions in the bank and several shows on air worldwide bringing him in money. He's also been quoted as saying he would never marry his girlfriend Terri Seymour, who's 15 years younger, without her agreeing to a pre-nuptial agreement.

He knows how to keep his money safe!

We're guessing in 10 years, Cowell might sign up to be the Viagra spokesman.

In the mean time, they should ask Tom Cruise!

[Image via WENN.]

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    95 comments to “Simon Not Hard Up (For Cash)”

    1. noasd says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    2. sonia* says – reply to this


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      6th?

    3. chantal says – reply to this


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      First bitches YAY!!!!! Kevin it's all for you.. LE TROU DE QUI????????

    4. Jinnette says – reply to this


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      SUCKER!!!

    5. RK says – reply to this


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      2nd

    6. Connie Girl says – reply to this


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      :)

    7. laaaaa says – reply to this


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      haha

    8. claire says – reply to this


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      first!

    9. Count says – reply to this


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      1.5M is a 7 figure deal :)

    10. Jenna Mitchell says – reply to this


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      They had to know he'd say no. I agree: insulting.

    11. alex says – reply to this


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      That's funnyyyy

    12. erin says – reply to this


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      first

    13. Candice says – reply to this


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      Wooh

    14. Ama says – reply to this


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      $1.5 million. I believe that is seven figures

    15. Cassie says – reply to this


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      That IS kind of an insult, hahaha

    16. Elizabeth says – reply to this


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      1.5 million is a 7 figure deal, not six like you said!

    17. PAt says – reply to this


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      Elventeenth

    18. DJ says – reply to this


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      1.5 million is a SEVEN-figure deal.

    19. sharon says – reply to this


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      He creeps me out regardless….

      seventh?

    20. jess says – reply to this


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      2nd

    21. lauren says – reply to this


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      1.5 million is seven figures. and simon's legs look wicked skinny!

    22. barfbag says – reply to this


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      that would be 7 figures, hon :)

    23. ann says – reply to this


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      it is an insult…first of all pfizer is worth billions…1.5 million…come on and he is only 48…and if you have trouble at 48…like i am sure some do…but 48…that's a bit much

    24. emily says – reply to this


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      first?

    25. sargento says – reply to this


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      $1.5 million, or $1,500,000 is a seven figure deal dumba$$.

    26. Jodi says – reply to this


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      Isn't 1.5 mill a 7 figure deal, not a 6 figure one?

    27. Carrie says – reply to this


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      His legs look CREEPY in this picture!

      And I don't care what anyone says. Simon is awesome.

    28. anonymous says – reply to this


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      1 million is 7 figures dumbass

    29. Kevin says – reply to this


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      Um, $1.5 million is a seven-figure deal, not a six-figure one, unless of course you're talking about its exchange rate into Euros.

    30. rik says – reply to this


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      1.5 million is 7 figures btw

    31. Mess says – reply to this


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      I mean, it could be a great thing. Look what did did for Bob Dole… haaa

    32. EIC says – reply to this


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      1.5 million is seven figures

    33. Just_Cruel says – reply to this


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      .
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      Perez, this picture of Simon looks like the one you have of yourself on the top of your page, with the little you sitting in front of his computer with his hands up.
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      talk about separated at birth…………………ha ha ha

    34. The Chick Behind You says – reply to this


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      "In the mean time, they should ask Tom Cruise!"

      LOL…nice job!

    35. Nick says – reply to this


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      Wouldn't $1.5M be a SIX figure deal? $1,500,000.

    36. Nick says – reply to this


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      Wouldn't $1.5M be a SEVEN figure deal? $1,500,000.

    37. me says – reply to this


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      HE'S WORTH $220 MILLION.

      NOT 'UPWARDS OF $100M'

    38. Burga says – reply to this


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      That's seven figures dumbshit!

    39. jeezlouise says – reply to this


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      HMM, GUESS SHITNEY IS ON LOCKDOWN TODAY - NO COFFEE, POOP RUNS YET?- STAY TUNED….

    40. EMILY says – reply to this


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      why can't everybody see he's CLEARLY G-A-Y??!!
      come on guys, your gaydar MUST be picking something up!

    41. john says – reply to this


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      Perez, you should post about Jeff Healey dying :( but I guess you probably wouldn't know who he is.

    42. jeezlouise says – reply to this


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      JUST SAY NOBAMA- NO BAMA NOBAMA NOBAMA NOBAMA NOBAMA NOBAMA NOBAMA- SERIOUSLY- THE LAST KIND OF "CHANGE" WE NEED IS SOME NEW DUMBASS, MORON IN POWER- HE SAYS HE WANTS TO HAVE A TEA PARTY WITH THE TERRORISTS AND TALK- WHAT AN IDIOT!

    43. Diego says – reply to this


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      SEVEN-figure deal.

    44. az says – reply to this


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      1.5 mill is seven figures you fat ignorant fuck

    45. caroline says – reply to this


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      it pleases me sooo much that so many people realised 1.5million is a seven figure number not six. there is hope for the future of the world after all :D

    46. dumbb says – reply to this


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      I'm bad at math but last time i checked 1.5 mil is a 7 figure deal. dumbass

    47. carl monday says – reply to this


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      7 figures you dense fat woman

    48. Just_Cruel says – reply to this


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      Re: Nick – HELLO IT'S SEVEN (7) FIGURES…………..c'mon people wake up….

    49. LuvPerez says – reply to this


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      Re: BARACK-FAN – "I've never been involved in politics before"…that says it all right there. Ignorance.

    50. LuvPerez says – reply to this


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      Re: jeezlouise – Thank You!! Someone with a brain!

    51. rich git says – reply to this


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      Why does Perez get everything wrong. Simon Cowell is worth over £100 million (POUNDS) that's $200million (dollars)

    52. duh says – reply to this


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      that sounds like a seven fig deal?

    53. i heart perezzers says – reply to this


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      That's 7 figures, dum-dum!!!

    54. Ben says – reply to this


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      7 figure deal you dumbfuck

    55. Jake says – reply to this


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      yeah, $1.5 million would be a seven figure deal. Genius.

    56. Deirdre says – reply to this


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      Wouldn't $1.5M be a SEVEN figure deal? 1,500,000. Seven digits.

    57. sam says – reply to this


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      Why wouldn't he be asked……..he's the biggest dick on earth.

    58. DaNa says – reply to this


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      If he has so much money - why does he dress so bad?

    59. leanrtocount says – reply to this


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      PEREZ YOU FUCKING IDIOT THAT IS A SEVEN FIGURE DEAL, EMPTY HEADED COWFACE RETARD

    60. A says – reply to this


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      Look how big his head is.

    61. Beto says – reply to this


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      Two observations:

      1). 1,500.000 (Seven figures)
      2). Doesn´t his head look HUGE on his body?

    62. Manu says – reply to this


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      Is head looks ENORMOUS! Seriously, it doesn't look real compared to the rest of his body. Is this picture PhotoShopped or what?

    63. Katharina says – reply to this


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      Even wankers can't get it up sometimes lol

    64. Genius says – reply to this


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      Uh, $1.5 million is seven figures.

    65. emmy says – reply to this


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      he prob got the ofer in £s so it would have been six figures smart asses! or 7 in euros…ish.

    66. rue aloud says – reply to this


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      can u say camel toe!

    67. grossness says – reply to this


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      and still he can't afford to put a little fucking POWDER on that disgusting shiny mug. ugh. a little self-tanner too wouldn't hurt. douchebag.

    68. Carl says – reply to this


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      $1.5 million is seven figures. That's okay, I wouldn't expect a gossip queen to be any good at math.

    69. someone who can count says – reply to this


      69

      hey idgit — $1.5 million = 7 figure deal…

    70. someone who can count says – reply to this


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      Re: someone who can count –
      well at least apparently people who read this crap already noticed!

    71. Miss Lauren says – reply to this


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      HE IS SEXY!!!!! I'd sign a prenup no problem for that guy. :)

    72. McLovinIt says – reply to this


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      Wouldn't $1.5 million be SEVEN (7) figures? $1,500,000 = 7?

    73. Kirk says – reply to this


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      hey dumbass, 1.5 million is a 7 figure deal, not 6 figures.

    74. julia says – reply to this


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      his head looks HUGE

    75. Baylea says – reply to this


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      His HEAD LOOKS HUUGE!

    76. iwantitall says – reply to this


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      The picture is perfect. His head is far bigger than his body!!

    77. Anna Wintour says – reply to this


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      Darlings, maybe he should sign up for "SKID ROW CLOTHES' since he ALWAYS looks like a homeless bum!

    78. deedee says – reply to this


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      I wonder how much Simon is paying Terry to stay?….independent of the prenupt!!!!!

    79. kelli says – reply to this


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      I was gonna say $1.5 MIL is 7 figures, but looks like everyone else caught it too!

    80. JMJ says – reply to this


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      Perez you idiot, I don't know where you learned to do math, but $1.5 million is NOT six figures, you big gay stooge. It's seven. Count the numbers with me here, okay? I'll go slow so that you can keep up.

      1,500,000

      That's a one, a five, and then five more zeroes. Learn to count. Idiot.

    81. nice pick up says – reply to this


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      Re: kelli – Re: kelli – ditto

    82. gemmyt says – reply to this


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      Perez, come on! 1.5 million is a SEVEN figure deal.

    83. ugly AND stupid? says – reply to this


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      1,500,000 is a SEVEN figure deal perez, you ugly retard

    84. STEPHANIE says – reply to this


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      He looks like a waterheaded tard!!!! Seriously! Is his middle name Beetlejuice? Why is his head so big?

    85. blondealibi says – reply to this


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      Good on him! At least someone in Hollywood isn't selling out.

    86. Tiffany Said WHAT?! says – reply to this


      86

      Either they've lied to me all of these years, or 1.5 million is SEVEN figures. Which is it? :p

    87. Jackie says – reply to this


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      Is it just me or does his head appear to be oddly large? Weird, never noticed it before.

    88. Perez is the Ghey says – reply to this


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      $1.5 million would be SEVEN figures, genius.

    89. NY says – reply to this


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      THIS MAN IS SO HANDSOME!

    90. I want him says – reply to this


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      Insulting HELL yes. FOR THE RECORD… I'd bone that hot man in one minute, hell I'd let him bone me! GRRRR WOOF! Damn Hot!

    91. dominique says – reply to this


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      oh my god, does his head look absolutely HUGE or am i high??

    92. db says – reply to this


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      i really have to ask this question….How dumb is Perez…he is is always misspelling and getting things wrong…how can you screw something as simple as 1.5 Million being a 7 figure deal (6 as you said)

    93. Sammo says – reply to this


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      He ALWAYS wears that same black shirt! His head looks way 2 big for his body!

    94. Tracy says – reply to this


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      This is the most disturbing picture of bobble-head Cowell… wtf… manorexic?

    95. melinda says – reply to this


      95

      I think it should be Hugh Hefner for obvious reasons - old as the hills, constantly surrounded and hunted down by bimbos young enough to be his great-granddaughters, Playboy, etc.