Simon Not Hard Up (For Cash)
Filed under: Anglophilia > Old People > Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell has just turned down a six figure deal. That's lunch money for him.
The American Idol judge was offered over $1.5 million to be the new face for the boner pill Viagra.
Cowell is only 48.
Simon explains,"My agent rang me and said, 'You've been offered an incredibly big deal - it's to be the face of Viagra'. And I just said, 'Sorry, but that has to be a fucking insult.'"
Cowell is said to be worth upwards of $100 million!!!!
He's got millions in the bank and several shows on air worldwide bringing him in money. He's also been quoted as saying he would never marry his girlfriend Terri Seymour, who's 15 years younger, without her agreeing to a pre-nuptial agreement.
He knows how to keep his money safe!
We're guessing in 10 years, Cowell might sign up to be the Viagra spokesman.
In the mean time, they should ask Tom Cruise!
[Image via WENN.]
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haha
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1.5M is a 7 figure deal
They had to know he'd say no. I agree: insulting.
That's funnyyyy
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Wooh
$1.5 million. I believe that is seven figures
That IS kind of an insult, hahaha
1.5 million is a 7 figure deal, not six like you said!
Elventeenth
1.5 million is a SEVEN-figure deal.
He creeps me out regardless….
seventh?
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1.5 million is seven figures. and simon's legs look wicked skinny!
that would be 7 figures, hon
it is an insult…first of all pfizer is worth billions…1.5 million…come on and he is only 48…and if you have trouble at 48…like i am sure some do…but 48…that's a bit much
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$1.5 million, or $1,500,000 is a seven figure deal dumba$$.
Isn't 1.5 mill a 7 figure deal, not a 6 figure one?
His legs look CREEPY in this picture!
And I don't care what anyone says. Simon is awesome.
1 million is 7 figures dumbass
Um, $1.5 million is a seven-figure deal, not a six-figure one, unless of course you're talking about its exchange rate into Euros.
1.5 million is 7 figures btw
I mean, it could be a great thing. Look what did did for Bob Dole… haaa
1.5 million is seven figures
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Perez, this picture of Simon looks like the one you have of yourself on the top of your page, with the little you sitting in front of his computer with his hands up.
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talk about separated at birth…………………ha ha ha
"In the mean time, they should ask Tom Cruise!"
LOL…nice job!
Wouldn't $1.5M be a SIX figure deal? $1,500,000.
Wouldn't $1.5M be a SEVEN figure deal? $1,500,000.
HE'S WORTH $220 MILLION.
NOT 'UPWARDS OF $100M'
That's seven figures dumbshit!
HMM, GUESS SHITNEY IS ON LOCKDOWN TODAY - NO COFFEE, POOP RUNS YET?- STAY TUNED….
why can't everybody see he's CLEARLY G-A-Y??!!
come on guys, your gaydar MUST be picking something up!
Perez, you should post about Jeff Healey dying
but I guess you probably wouldn't know who he is.
JUST SAY NOBAMA- NO BAMA NOBAMA NOBAMA NOBAMA NOBAMA NOBAMA NOBAMA- SERIOUSLY- THE LAST KIND OF "CHANGE" WE NEED IS SOME NEW DUMBASS, MORON IN POWER- HE SAYS HE WANTS TO HAVE A TEA PARTY WITH THE TERRORISTS AND TALK- WHAT AN IDIOT!
SEVEN-figure deal.
1.5 mill is seven figures you fat ignorant fuck
it pleases me sooo much that so many people realised 1.5million is a seven figure number not six. there is hope for the future of the world after all
I'm bad at math but last time i checked 1.5 mil is a 7 figure deal. dumbass
7 figures you dense fat woman
Re: Nick – HELLO IT'S SEVEN (7) FIGURES…………..c'mon people wake up….
Re: BARACK-FAN – "I've never been involved in politics before"…that says it all right there. Ignorance.
Re: jeezlouise – Thank You!! Someone with a brain!
Why does Perez get everything wrong. Simon Cowell is worth over £100 million (POUNDS) that's $200million (dollars)
that sounds like a seven fig deal?
That's 7 figures, dum-dum!!!
7 figure deal you dumbfuck
yeah, $1.5 million would be a seven figure deal. Genius.
Wouldn't $1.5M be a SEVEN figure deal? 1,500,000. Seven digits.
Why wouldn't he be asked……..he's the biggest dick on earth.
If he has so much money - why does he dress so bad?
PEREZ YOU FUCKING IDIOT THAT IS A SEVEN FIGURE DEAL, EMPTY HEADED COWFACE RETARD
Look how big his head is.
Two observations:
1). 1,500.000 (Seven figures)
2). Doesn´t his head look HUGE on his body?
Is head looks ENORMOUS! Seriously, it doesn't look real compared to the rest of his body. Is this picture PhotoShopped or what?
Even wankers can't get it up sometimes lol
Uh, $1.5 million is seven figures.
he prob got the ofer in £s so it would have been six figures smart asses! or 7 in euros…ish.
can u say camel toe!
and still he can't afford to put a little fucking POWDER on that disgusting shiny mug. ugh. a little self-tanner too wouldn't hurt. douchebag.
$1.5 million is seven figures. That's okay, I wouldn't expect a gossip queen to be any good at math.
hey idgit — $1.5 million = 7 figure deal…
Re: someone who can count –
well at least apparently people who read this crap already noticed!
HE IS SEXY!!!!! I'd sign a prenup no problem for that guy.
Wouldn't $1.5 million be SEVEN (7) figures? $1,500,000 = 7?
hey dumbass, 1.5 million is a 7 figure deal, not 6 figures.
his head looks HUGE
His HEAD LOOKS HUUGE!
The picture is perfect. His head is far bigger than his body!!
Darlings, maybe he should sign up for "SKID ROW CLOTHES' since he ALWAYS looks like a homeless bum!
I wonder how much Simon is paying Terry to stay?….independent of the prenupt!!!!!
I was gonna say $1.5 MIL is 7 figures, but looks like everyone else caught it too!
Perez you idiot, I don't know where you learned to do math, but $1.5 million is NOT six figures, you big gay stooge. It's seven. Count the numbers with me here, okay? I'll go slow so that you can keep up.
1,500,000
That's a one, a five, and then five more zeroes. Learn to count. Idiot.
Re: kelli – Re: kelli – ditto
Perez, come on! 1.5 million is a SEVEN figure deal.
1,500,000 is a SEVEN figure deal perez, you ugly retard
He looks like a waterheaded tard!!!! Seriously! Is his middle name Beetlejuice? Why is his head so big?
Good on him! At least someone in Hollywood isn't selling out.
Either they've lied to me all of these years, or 1.5 million is SEVEN figures. Which is it? :p