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The Show Will Go On!

Filed under: Music Minute

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Despite reports to the contrary…

The Van Halen tour is NOT being cancelled, Billboard is reporting.

There have been whispers of Eddie Van Halen's sobriety (or lack thereof).

The tour is scheduled to end on April 25th in Sacramento, Califotnia - barring any unforeseen circumstances.

Eddie spent some time in rehab last year. Let's hope he learned his lessons well!

62 comments to “The Show Will Go On!”

  1. aliiii says – reply to this


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    hjdhs

  2. d says – reply to this


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    hot

  3. cat says – reply to this


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    ew

  4. southern336 says – reply to this


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    1st Bitches shout out to my boy Moe

  5. Melissa says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  6. loz` says – reply to this


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    thank god for that!
    first?

  7. HaxHaxHAx says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!!!!

  8. She says – reply to this


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    Van Halen RULES…keep going, Eddie!

  9. ann says – reply to this


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    2nd?

  10. Jesse says – reply to this


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    who r they

  11. larray says – reply to this


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    van halen still rocks… Too bad all the people on this site are 3 generations after they were popular!

  12. Alex says – reply to this


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    Fifth?

  13. Hmmm says – reply to this


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    First?

  14. gujgifi says – reply to this


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    1st!

  15. larray says – reply to this


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    oh and vote for Obama - Hillary is a shit sack of lies… if you want another presidential dynasty, just look at the current presidency - another Clinton is about as smart as another Bush!!!

  16. fffff says – reply to this


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    wowzas

  17. hoochie mama says – reply to this


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    FIRST!?!?! YAY!!

  18. Jenn says – reply to this


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    1st!

  19. J9 says – reply to this


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    thank god…you had me scared there perez

  20. g says – reply to this


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    its CALIFORNIA dumbass!

  21. KT says – reply to this


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    I grew up w/ these posers. They were a lot of fun to hang out with but Eddie will always have drug problems. Alex Van Halen was the best. David Lee is the clown. FACT: Hot For Teacher was written for ME!!!!

  22. Nataie says – reply to this


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    FIRST?!

  23. Ana Banana says – reply to this


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    I would like him to grind on me….dirty rock star!

  24. Puzzled says – reply to this


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    Where the hell is "CALIFOTNIA"?

  25. MY MOMMA SAID says – reply to this


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    eddie van halen looks fuckin hot!…..still

  26. karyn says – reply to this


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    Publicity Stunt for the Tour? Diamond Dave is so flaming !!! Sooo obvious !

  27. Denaenay says – reply to this


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    First Bitches!!!!!!!

  28. ashley says – reply to this


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    ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? EVH is a god among men…and hes touring with his son…how tender is that?? watch the pick of destiney….ben stiller knows whats up…

  29. mark says – reply to this


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    The youtube clip says it all. Eddie SUCKED. He was so wasted he couldn't even remember the licks he was supposed to play and just hammered the guitar with nonsense. How sad.

  30. freekisses says – reply to this


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    LEARN TO TYPE PROPERLY STUPID UGLY COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

  31. victoria says – reply to this


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    Re: mark – contrary to what you say, evh actually kicked ass when he was in atlanta, and not drunk from what i could tell…

  32. mark says – reply to this


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    The youtube clip says it all. Eddie Sucked. He was so wasted he couldn't remember what he was playing and just hammered on the guitar. How sad

  33. Perez is a hater says – reply to this


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    CalifoRnia… dumb ass!

  34. perez needs FAT rehab says – reply to this


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    perez, the no talent huckster, has failed yet another weight loss diet. get thee to rehab, fatso!

  35. Pink Sherbert says – reply to this


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    OK…. I love Van Halen…I like Van Hagar better but still….grew up listening to them. But I am so over every damn tour getting screwed up….too bad one of the greatest guitarist in history is so f*cked up!

    I play a pretty mean Guitar Hero…I could sub for Eddie!

  36. BAD PARENTS!!!!! says – reply to this


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    Eddie ….drinking and the rock star party life and Valerie said on a Rachel Ray show her teenage son Wolfie has been touring with his father's band…nice influence …..it's just a matter of time before Wolfgang Van Halen will be in rehab..Eddie always has been a partyier and now on Oprah Valerie stated she did cocaine…Stupid parents this is why some kids get messed up..cause their parents set bad examples…any teenager on tour with a rock band is asking for a future rehab date!

  37. badmama3 says – reply to this


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    I saw Van Halen in concert in N.O. a couple of weeks ago, and they all looked healthy. Eddie played an amazing solo, and was in great shape. Didn't seem out of it at all.

  38. robin says – reply to this


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    Wolfie needs to stay in school and get a real education because he won't go far with the group. Eddie is a druggie and a drunk and Valerie is too much into herself to really care about her son. Both parents are idiots.

  39. buttbandit says – reply to this


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    This is for Larray, a generation is usually 30 years

  40. pete says – reply to this


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    They just cancelled their gig in Dallas tonight a bout 2 hours ago… bastards!

  41. cherry says – reply to this


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    John Cena?

  42. Michelle says – reply to this


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    They cancelled Dallas tonight! How do you know they aren't cancelling the tour? Wishful thinking if you ask me. This is their 4th cancellation in a row. And why are they waiting until just hours before the concert to let us know? They knew they weren't anywhere near Dallas. Could have saved a lot of people time and money. I won't be using my tickets in the supposed rescheduled April concert to have that one cancelled too. I'm getting a REFUND!

  43. Gazzer says – reply to this


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    My ex-wife used to bang David Lee Roth. In case you are reading this David, Her name is Suzie. He fucked off on her and ruined her brain and she has never been the same. He's bald and I'm not! What a piece of Shit!

  44. serahahhhhhh says – reply to this


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    thank god!!!!

  45. VictoriaVH says – reply to this


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    Eddie's doctors are currently running some tests and getting him the medical attention he needs. Don't forget he has been battling cancer for several years. People need to stop listening to these rumors!

    Sending love to ED! XOXOXOXO

  46. CoastalHD says – reply to this


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    Damn it! I just got the call that the Raleigh concert is postponed! I get to be sober and see Van Halen, and they frickin' pull this diva crap. Shit!

  47. Wade says – reply to this


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    Saw VH in concert this year and they were awesome!!

  48. Mere says – reply to this


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    Wrong — all dates are postponed. Tonight's Dallas show will be held on April 24 instead.

    Gotta wait a little longer to rock.

  49. perez' daddi says – reply to this


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    califotnia?

  50. lollercoaster says – reply to this


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    Van Halen kinda looks like Niles Crane from Fraser…

  51. Melissa says – reply to this


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    Well, I was supposed to see them this Friday in Raleigh, NC and got an email from Ticketmaster saying it's been postponed….

  52. Dogballs says – reply to this


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    Might as well Drunk. DRUNK!
    Go ahead and Drunk. DRUNK!

  53. DOGBALLS says – reply to this


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    Re: aliiii
    Might as well Drunk. DRUNK!
    Go ahead and Drunk. DRUNK

  54. Love Them...Always Have says – reply to this


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    I saw them in Dallas in January. It was all old Van Halen and it was awesome. Dave still has it. He sounded great!!! My favorite is "Little Dreamer". I disagree that Valerie and Eddie are bad parents and she's "too into herself to care about her son". Totally not true. Valerie has always been crazy about Wolfgang. He begged to go on tour with his Dad to play in the band. She was reluctant at first but he kept on and she agreed. I don't think that Eddie is necessarily a bad father either. He's a rocker and a drunk. He's not the first. He still loves his son and has always been there for him. That beats the hell out of the treatment some kids get by their ignorant no-good parents.

  55. Fo' Shizzle says – reply to this


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    David Lee Roth is such a schmuck! Why don't you grow old and die with some dignity you ate-up old thing?! And poor Eddie…….you look like you fell off the ugly train and hit every damn track from here to Toledo! Who goes to their shows? They SUCK BIG FAT HAIRY DOGGY DICKS!!!!!

  56. Fo' Shizzle says – reply to this


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    Re: Love Them…Always Have – So Dave had "it", huh? What was "it", gonorrhea? No thanks to whatever "it" is that Dave has! He gives me the creeps and I have seen them in concert. Front row in 1984….they sucked then and I can't imagine them not sucking now.

  57. Run Spot Run says – reply to this


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    Re: Love Them…Always Have – Gee willikers! How do you know all their cheesy inside gossip? Are you best girlfriends with Valerie or something? You sound retarded! 'He begged to go on tour with his Dad to play in the band. She was reluctant at first but he kept on and she agreed. I don't think that Eddie is necessarily a bad father either. He's a rocker and a drunk'……….gee, thanks for sharing! Now I can sleep at night knowing that these fuckwits will carry their bad, horrible, rotten "music" onto the next generation! Barf Gag Hurl Excuse My Technicolor Yawn! Pull the trigger, okay?

  58. bLeAu says – reply to this


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    Re: Run Spot Run – I have to say that Perez readers and commenters (is that a word?) come up with the best curse words…"Fuckwit"…that makes me laugh!!

  59. Life says – reply to this


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    WTF ever!!! I had tickets to their Dallas show and it got canceled! This tour is over!!!!!!!!!!

  60. dallasgirl says – reply to this


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    Their show in Dallas was canceled last night, at the last moment! Why do people lie and say everything is peachy when in the long run it all comes out

  61. Tinky says – reply to this


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    They look really good - for old fellas I mean. Kind of yum.

  62. Rachel says – reply to this


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    I heard that Eddie caused $13,000 damage to his hotel room in Atlanta a couple weeks ago. He drinks sutter home cabernet… yuck… He's ugly anyway…