Drunk In The Morning!!!
Filed under: Ashlee Simpson
Asslee Simpson appeared on Hot 99.5's Kane in the morning radio show today and she was STILL drizunk.
Sloshed off her head!
Ass just got a tattoo last night. A flower. She could barely talk about it cuz she was slurring her words and shiz.
She couldn't even remember the lyrics to her new single. That's a shocker. NOT!
Click here to listen to part 1 of the interview. And click here to listen to part 2.
Hilarious!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: March 4, 2008 at 10:30 am




i hate her
and 1
FIRST!
OH NO… SECOND
1st!!
SHES A SLUT
Fyrst
lol i was listening to it! she was horrible man, lol
5th??
woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa helooooooooooooooo first first
top 100?
So funny.. poor girl..
It was classic. She was trying to say how clever some lyrics were in her song "little miss obsessive." She was trying to remember what the lyrics were…and just kept mumbling like an idiot. it was SO strange.
Hah hah drunk bitch.
Am I first?
5th?
dude, maybe she just realizes she's talentless and an idiot, and wants to drink the pain away. i don't blame the girl.
2nd?
First
What? She sounds fine to me??
boo
ohhhh ashley.
TRASHLEY!!!! ahahahaha!!! that is AWERSOME
poor ashley
umm doesn't sound drunk, just ditzy
She doesn't sound drunk, at all. Just stupid. The DJ sounds like a douche, but he mentioned your name, so I guess that makes it OK.
I listened to this first hand as I am from the DC area and the chick was all kinds of messed up and then hearing Kane and Sara trash on her was even funnier.
doesn't sound that drunk to me.
Good way to start the morning Assley!
first, website dont work
AH
she has no talent.
at all.
she doesn't sound drunk. just giggly..maybe on drugs.
I didn't listen to the second part, but she didn't sound blasted, just a high amount of air pressure in the cranium!
does not sound drunk to me.
she's not drunk! she's just dum.
I bet her dad wonders where did he go wrong that both his girls seem to have gotten a little off the path of their strcik
She's such a dumbass. Seriously. Papa Joe may have good looking kids, but they're dumb as rocks.
shes an idiot. simple as that. no drugs. not drunk. just a stupid little girl.
Sounds sober to me…
im not sure if shes drunk, she might just be an idiot.
I was listening to this on the radio this morning and couldnt figure out what else was wrong with her. She was up all night getting a tatoo she said, so i assumed she was coked up. And she sounded stoned and drunk.. she was just a mess. It was TOO FUNNY though. Kane is the best radio morning show out there I am telling you.
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Last night Asslee was in Philadelphia signing her new CD single. She refused to pose with the Red Robin mascot because she didn’t but the $1.96 CD.
www.ConfessionsofaPaparazzi.com
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i actually met her yesterday and she's pretty normal and really sweet. i really doubt she's drunk, but mind you this was probably like 6 am, give the girl a freaking break.
She clearly was sober Perez.
She might have changed her FACE, but, she is still the Loser Skank with the OLD face, on the inside.
I'm from DC and I was listening to this in the morning. The best part is when they bash her after the interview. Kane sucks at life but it was funny
I think you're mistaking drunk for an IQ equivalent to body temperature.
… to me. In fact, she sounds really cute and like she's having fun.
These wacky kids. She sounds fine. Leave her alone.
HA I LISTENED TO THAT TOO,HEY PEREZ DID YOU FORGET TO MENTION THAT VICTORIA BECKHAM IS PREGGERS THEY REPORTED THAT TOO!
DC-Metro bitches LOVE 99.5's Kane in the Morning –
his War of the Roses is the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drunk or sober, she sounds like an uneducated mess: "Me and my guitar playter" — what kind of loser talks like that? Oh, the answer is: A Simpson girl.
she has the worst laugh ever!
at another recent radio appearance she spewed all over the show's kitchen, including their catered spread. i was hoping she was pregnant….
I listened while driving into work this morning (MONTGOMERY COUNTY!!!) the whole interview made me uncomfortable..I was like..what's wrong with this chick..after she tried saying the lyrics to the 'Best part of the Song' I knew she was drunk or high..all the talk of the mysterious tattoos…I changed the channel..I couldn't stomach her or her bad song KANE ROCKS..What would I do without my KANE AND SAMMY (sarah can EAT A FAT ONE!!) in the morning
While Assfuck was getting her tattoo, Jassica was having her tits re-pumped.
I'd be drunk if I had to interview with that station- ugh. Elliot in the Morning is sooo much better.
Asscock's nose job is worse than Asscunt Tisdale's.
Re: Confessions of a Paparazzi – I agree. I hate these fuckers
I saw Lindsay Lohan last night — she was drunk out of her mind. So much for rehab. . . .
Re: Candy – HAHAHAHAHA!!!
FAKE-PLASTIC BITCH
so fucking stupid. dude she is such a douche.
DRUNK? I'M NOT SURE. DUMB? DEFINITELY!!!
She was obviously sober. Don't create drama where there isn't any Perez. It makes you look desperate.
What a no-brainer. Jesus. And yeah, her laughter is utterly terrible, makes me want to rip off my ears.
She Sounds Like She Is High On Something!!
DRUNK? NOT SURE.
DUMB? DEFINITELY!
Jeez Perez, it must be a damn slow news day. I know drunks, been one myself on and off, and this girl wasn't drunk. I think you're mistaking stupid and ditzy for drunk. She's just plain stupid, and she has that reeeeally annoying laugh … ahaaa, ahaaa, ahaaa .. a bit like a donkey braying, but drunk? Nah
This douche should be banned from the airways,ever since that fiasco on SNL Ive lost total respect for her.HAS BEEN
What are you talking about?!? She sounds normal and not intoxicated at all. You're just trying to stir up controversy. You fat douche!
i met her a couple years ago at a meet n greet. she was sober and she acted and sounded like that so she's not drunk, she's just like that.
I don't think she was drunk, she sounds high instead.
She does not even sound drunk. Kane is a morning show jock who is still trying to get credibility in DC, because they fired the good morning show that everyone loved to replace it with this douchebag. All he wants to do is get publicity and is going for the shock value. If he didn`t ask dumbass questions, she would be perfectly fine. No one says here that Ashlee Simpson is the greatest singer in the world, but that also doesn`t mean she should get bashed by talentless asshole and his lame ass morning show, because he still can`t get anywhere in ratings. Its yet another "let me bail out Bobby Brown" stunt gone wrong. Just as if we needed more reasons to want Mark and Kris back.
You are talking rubbish Perez. It must be "let's hate Ashlee week/month/year" after you stopped bitching about Britney.
The only thing bad about the interview is her terrible laugh. Jesus, sounded like she was being slapped with a wet sock… in her vagina. Other than that, she sounded pretty normal to me.
She's drunky drunk, but on a brighet note, Pete Wentz looks adorable.
What a rich bitch! She is trying to be so hard core yet she comes off as having no idea what she is doing or why.
I feel bad for the morons that actually LIKE her and think she's talented… Her sister tried the whole 'dumb blonde appeal'. Nobody bought it then, and nobody buys it now. She's not smart, she's not talented. She's not PRETENDING to be dumb - she just is!!!!
I also feel bad for the idiots that think the photo with Pete was from the radio interview this morning in DC… her hair hasn't been blonde for a while people.
Get with it.
Perez & Kane forever
she doesn't sound drunk. she seems to be talking just fine..
I don't like her, but she doesn't sound drunk, just a little ditzy.
I don't think she was drunk. She's just dumb.
This loser is such a fake. She can't sing, has no talent - like her lame sister. Her album will not sell. BOYCOTT this ho and her sister's crap. Poser Losers
I don't understand why she was so drunk, it's not like she makes appearances!! Ashlee was supposed to appear at the Gypsy Bar in Boston last Friday night and didn't even show up!! There was a stage and everything for her to perform, and the DJ kept announcing that she was here, but nobody saw her…instead they played her single over and over and other songs from her new album. I can't believe there was even a line in front of that place.
Anyway, that's really shady.
WTF are yiu talking about she doesn't sound drunk. She's an idiot but not drunk
Perez,,, what are you talking about. she doesnt' sound drunk she sounds like she always does. She does not sound drunk at all…quit hating dude.
lol@ashlee simpson.
gimme a break.
She was TOTALLY drunk! I'm from the DC area and listened to this live… I LOVE KANE!!!
It won't let me listen :@
She has an annoying laugh like Tara Reid
She did the same thing on a dallas morning show. Kidd Kraddick in the am. she was still drunk from valetines!
She looks like Courtney Love in that pic.
Oh god. Her voice and laugh sound just like that of my parent's old housekeeper who was a meth addict and got fired for stealing their shit. How annoying. Ash need to cut down on the Marlboro Reds.
Oh come on it's not that bad.
You'll find any reason to shit on Ashlee.
I love her even more now. Morning shows are rough, its prerecorded so it's even earlier alot of the time. Once in a while I will dj a show still d'd from the night before. It's a good story to tell afterwards.
SHE'S NOT DRUNK!
Simpson is just really dumb and talentless, it's embarrassing. Wentz is a feminine mess. Simpson will end up a homeless bag lady in Santa Monica in fifteen years.
she doesn't sound drunk! she DOES sound stupid- terrible laugh and cannot pronounce a tattoo she she just got…. PEONY! WHO CAN'T PRONOUNCE THAT!
WTF is she always laughing?!!!!!!!! Shut the F up!! Has she EVER had anything useful to say?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAH omg hot 99.5 is the dc station. i live in virginia so i get that station.
lmao it was hilarious
Her laugh was pissing me off, she sounds so fake and annoyinggg
she doesnt sound drunk!
wtf she doesnt sound drunk??