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Drunk In The Morning!!!

Filed under: Ashlee Simpson

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Asslee Simpson appeared on Hot 99.5's Kane in the morning radio show today and she was STILL drizunk.

Sloshed off her head!

Ass just got a tattoo last night. A flower. She could barely talk about it cuz she was slurring her words and shiz.

She couldn't even remember the lyrics to her new single. That's a shocker. NOT!

Click here to listen to part 1 of the interview. And click here to listen to part 2.

Hilarious!

[Photo via Getty Images.]



189 comments to “Drunk In The Morning!!!”

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  1. crystal says – reply to this


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    i hate her

  2. crystal says – reply to this


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    and 1

  3. Katharine says – reply to this


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    FIRST!
    OH NO… SECOND

  4. betty says – reply to this


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    1st!!

  5. SLUT202@AOL.COM says – reply to this


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    SHES A SLUT

  6. Anna says – reply to this


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    Fyrst

  7. lacie says – reply to this


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    lol i was listening to it! she was horrible man, lol :-D 5th??

  8. jess mahon says – reply to this


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    woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa helooooooooooooooo first first

  9. asslee says – reply to this


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    top 100?

  10. Lyla says – reply to this


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    So funny.. poor girl..

  11. CKAYinDC says – reply to this


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    It was classic. She was trying to say how clever some lyrics were in her song "little miss obsessive." She was trying to remember what the lyrics were…and just kept mumbling like an idiot. it was SO strange.

  12. First? says – reply to this


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    Hah hah drunk bitch.
    Am I first?

  13. ap says – reply to this


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    5th?

  14. emily says – reply to this


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    dude, maybe she just realizes she's talentless and an idiot, and wants to drink the pain away. i don't blame the girl. :)

  15. kelly says – reply to this


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    2nd?

  16. First says – reply to this


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    First

  17. G says – reply to this


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    What? She sounds fine to me??

  18. tesia says – reply to this


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    boo

  19. kim says – reply to this


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    ohhhh ashley.

  20. Ashleigh says – reply to this


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    TRASHLEY!!!! ahahahaha!!! that is AWERSOME

  21. AndyMatronic says – reply to this


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    poor ashley :(

  22. Mags says – reply to this


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    umm doesn't sound drunk, just ditzy

  23. Pookie Too says – reply to this


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    She doesn't sound drunk, at all. Just stupid. The DJ sounds like a douche, but he mentioned your name, so I guess that makes it OK.

  24. Autumn says – reply to this


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    I listened to this first hand as I am from the DC area and the chick was all kinds of messed up and then hearing Kane and Sara trash on her was even funnier.

  25. maggs99 says – reply to this


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    doesn't sound that drunk to me.

  26. Mrs. V KC says – reply to this


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    Good way to start the morning Assley!

  27. kristen says – reply to this


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    first, website dont work

  28. Sarah says – reply to this


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    AH

  29. Jess says – reply to this


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    she has no talent.
    at all.

  30. jenn says – reply to this


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    she doesn't sound drunk. just giggly..maybe on drugs.

  31. Bullshit! says – reply to this


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    I didn't listen to the second part, but she didn't sound blasted, just a high amount of air pressure in the cranium!

  32. sassysassygirl says – reply to this


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    does not sound drunk to me.

  33. mimmi says – reply to this


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    she's not drunk! she's just dum.

  34. really says – reply to this


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    I bet her dad wonders where did he go wrong that both his girls seem to have gotten a little off the path of their strcik

  35. Cassandra says – reply to this


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    She's such a dumbass. Seriously. Papa Joe may have good looking kids, but they're dumb as rocks.

  36. michael j says – reply to this


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    shes an idiot. simple as that. no drugs. not drunk. just a stupid little girl.

  37. b says – reply to this


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    Sounds sober to me…

  38. reba says – reply to this


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    im not sure if shes drunk, she might just be an idiot.

  39. Chelsea says – reply to this


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    I was listening to this on the radio this morning and couldnt figure out what else was wrong with her. She was up all night getting a tatoo she said, so i assumed she was coked up. And she sounded stoned and drunk.. she was just a mess. It was TOO FUNNY though. Kane is the best radio morning show out there I am telling you.

  40. Confessions of a Paparazzi says – reply to this


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    **********
    Last night Asslee was in Philadelphia signing her new CD single. She refused to pose with the Red Robin mascot because she didn’t but the $1.96 CD.
    www.ConfessionsofaPaparazzi.com
    *******

  41. mols says – reply to this


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    i actually met her yesterday and she's pretty normal and really sweet. i really doubt she's drunk, but mind you this was probably like 6 am, give the girl a freaking break.

  42. John-Patrick Hull says – reply to this


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    She clearly was sober Perez.

  43. Have her SPAYED soon! says – reply to this


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    She might have changed her FACE, but, she is still the Loser Skank with the OLD face, on the inside.

  44. Super Sarah says – reply to this


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    I'm from DC and I was listening to this in the morning. The best part is when they bash her after the interview. Kane sucks at life but it was funny

  45. Perez is L'il Mister Obsessive says – reply to this


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    I think you're mistaking drunk for an IQ equivalent to body temperature.

  46. She doesn't sound drunk ... says – reply to this


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    … to me. In fact, she sounds really cute and like she's having fun.

  47. T-Meister says – reply to this


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    These wacky kids. She sounds fine. Leave her alone.

  48. TRINA says – reply to this


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    HA I LISTENED TO THAT TOO,HEY PEREZ DID YOU FORGET TO MENTION THAT VICTORIA BECKHAM IS PREGGERS THEY REPORTED THAT TOO!

  49. Persianesque says – reply to this


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    DC-Metro bitches LOVE 99.5's Kane in the Morning –
    his War of the Roses is the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. I.Q. of zero says – reply to this


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    Drunk or sober, she sounds like an uneducated mess: "Me and my guitar playter" — what kind of loser talks like that? Oh, the answer is: A Simpson girl.

  51. sarah says – reply to this


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    she has the worst laugh ever!

  52. c says – reply to this


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    at another recent radio appearance she spewed all over the show's kitchen, including their catered spread. i was hoping she was pregnant….

  53. BRANDI says – reply to this


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    I listened while driving into work this morning (MONTGOMERY COUNTY!!!) the whole interview made me uncomfortable..I was like..what's wrong with this chick..after she tried saying the lyrics to the 'Best part of the Song' I knew she was drunk or high..all the talk of the mysterious tattoos…I changed the channel..I couldn't stomach her or her bad song KANE ROCKS..What would I do without my KANE AND SAMMY (sarah can EAT A FAT ONE!!) in the morning

  54. Nick Lachey dodged a bullet in divorce court says – reply to this


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    While Assfuck was getting her tattoo, Jassica was having her tits re-pumped.

  55. VACHICK says – reply to this


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    I'd be drunk if I had to interview with that station- ugh. Elliot in the Morning is sooo much better.

  56. Asslick and Jessica both do their pervy daddy says – reply to this


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    Asscock's nose job is worse than Asscunt Tisdale's.

  57. Seenitdoneit says – reply to this


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    Re: Confessions of a Paparazzi – I agree. I hate these fuckers

  58. Lindsay Lohan's favorite cocktail is scotch mixed with gin says – reply to this


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    I saw Lindsay Lohan last night — she was drunk out of her mind. So much for rehab. . . .

  59. Loves It says – reply to this


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    Re: Candy – HAHAHAHAHA!!! :)

  60. dany says – reply to this


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    FAKE-PLASTIC BITCH

  61. rahhh says – reply to this


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    so fucking stupid. dude she is such a douche.

  62. klik says – reply to this


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    DRUNK? I'M NOT SURE. DUMB? DEFINITELY!!!

  63. Mel says – reply to this


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    She was obviously sober. Don't create drama where there isn't any Perez. It makes you look desperate.

  64. Jo says – reply to this


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    What a no-brainer. Jesus. And yeah, her laughter is utterly terrible, makes me want to rip off my ears.

  65. Mizz Ang-E says – reply to this


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    She Sounds Like She Is High On Something!!

  66. klik says – reply to this


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    DRUNK? NOT SURE.
    DUMB? DEFINITELY!

  67. SLOW NEWS DAY says – reply to this


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    Jeez Perez, it must be a damn slow news day. I know drunks, been one myself on and off, and this girl wasn't drunk. I think you're mistaking stupid and ditzy for drunk. She's just plain stupid, and she has that reeeeally annoying laugh … ahaaa, ahaaa, ahaaa .. a bit like a donkey braying, but drunk? Nah

  68. Why Does Anyboby Care says – reply to this


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    This douche should be banned from the airways,ever since that fiasco on SNL Ive lost total respect for her.HAS BEEN

  69. Rebekah says – reply to this


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    What are you talking about?!? She sounds normal and not intoxicated at all. You're just trying to stir up controversy. You fat douche!

  70. not drunk lol says – reply to this


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    i met her a couple years ago at a meet n greet. she was sober and she acted and sounded like that so she's not drunk, she's just like that.

  71. Jay says – reply to this


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    I don't think she was drunk, she sounds high instead.

  72. Justin says – reply to this


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    She does not even sound drunk. Kane is a morning show jock who is still trying to get credibility in DC, because they fired the good morning show that everyone loved to replace it with this douchebag. All he wants to do is get publicity and is going for the shock value. If he didn`t ask dumbass questions, she would be perfectly fine. No one says here that Ashlee Simpson is the greatest singer in the world, but that also doesn`t mean she should get bashed by talentless asshole and his lame ass morning show, because he still can`t get anywhere in ratings. Its yet another "let me bail out Bobby Brown" stunt gone wrong. Just as if we needed more reasons to want Mark and Kris back.

  73. Lotus says – reply to this


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    You are talking rubbish Perez. It must be "let's hate Ashlee week/month/year" after you stopped bitching about Britney.
    The only thing bad about the interview is her terrible laugh. Jesus, sounded like she was being slapped with a wet sock… in her vagina. Other than that, she sounded pretty normal to me.

  74. Savannah says – reply to this


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    She's drunky drunk, but on a brighet note, Pete Wentz looks adorable.

  75. nicole says – reply to this


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    What a rich bitch! She is trying to be so hard core yet she comes off as having no idea what she is doing or why.

  76. aleighDC says – reply to this


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    I feel bad for the morons that actually LIKE her and think she's talented… Her sister tried the whole 'dumb blonde appeal'. Nobody bought it then, and nobody buys it now. She's not smart, she's not talented. She's not PRETENDING to be dumb - she just is!!!!

    I also feel bad for the idiots that think the photo with Pete was from the radio interview this morning in DC… her hair hasn't been blonde for a while people.

    Get with it.

    Perez & Kane forever

  77. Kristin says – reply to this


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    she doesn't sound drunk. she seems to be talking just fine..

  78. jenbean says – reply to this


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    I don't like her, but she doesn't sound drunk, just a little ditzy.

  79. Lauren says – reply to this


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    I don't think she was drunk. She's just dumb.

  80. Bored says – reply to this


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    This loser is such a fake. She can't sing, has no talent - like her lame sister. Her album will not sell. BOYCOTT this ho and her sister's crap. Poser Losers

  81. Jihane B. says – reply to this


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    I don't understand why she was so drunk, it's not like she makes appearances!! Ashlee was supposed to appear at the Gypsy Bar in Boston last Friday night and didn't even show up!! There was a stage and everything for her to perform, and the DJ kept announcing that she was here, but nobody saw her…instead they played her single over and over and other songs from her new album. I can't believe there was even a line in front of that place.

    Anyway, that's really shady.

  82. b says – reply to this


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    WTF are yiu talking about she doesn't sound drunk. She's an idiot but not drunk

  83. carol says – reply to this


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    Perez,,, what are you talking about. she doesnt' sound drunk she sounds like she always does. She does not sound drunk at all…quit hating dude.

  84. angela says – reply to this


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    lol@ashlee simpson.

    gimme a break.

  85. Kristin says – reply to this


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    She was TOTALLY drunk! I'm from the DC area and listened to this live… I LOVE KANE!!!

  86. Elle says – reply to this


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    It won't let me listen :@

  87. Sam says – reply to this


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    She has an annoying laugh like Tara Reid

  88. MrsVista says – reply to this


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    She did the same thing on a dallas morning show. Kidd Kraddick in the am. she was still drunk from valetines!

  89. Lolo says – reply to this


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    She looks like Courtney Love in that pic.

  90. EP says – reply to this


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    Oh god. Her voice and laugh sound just like that of my parent's old housekeeper who was a meth addict and got fired for stealing their shit. How annoying. Ash need to cut down on the Marlboro Reds.

  91. Kristen says – reply to this


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    Oh come on it's not that bad.
    You'll find any reason to shit on Ashlee.

  92. Cat says – reply to this


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    I love her even more now. Morning shows are rough, its prerecorded so it's even earlier alot of the time. Once in a while I will dj a show still d'd from the night before. It's a good story to tell afterwards.

  93. me says – reply to this


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    SHE'S NOT DRUNK!

  94. Carl says – reply to this


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    Simpson is just really dumb and talentless, it's embarrassing. Wentz is a feminine mess. Simpson will end up a homeless bag lady in Santa Monica in fifteen years.

  95. jane says – reply to this


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    she doesn't sound drunk! she DOES sound stupid- terrible laugh and cannot pronounce a tattoo she she just got…. PEONY! WHO CAN'T PRONOUNCE THAT!

  96. tana says – reply to this


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    WTF is she always laughing?!!!!!!!! Shut the F up!! Has she EVER had anything useful to say?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  97. bridget says – reply to this


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    HAHAH omg hot 99.5 is the dc station. i live in virginia so i get that station.

    lmao it was hilarious

  98. michelle says – reply to this


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    Her laugh was pissing me off, she sounds so fake and annoyinggg

  99. emily says – reply to this


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    she doesnt sound drunk!

  100. Patriicia says – reply to this


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    wtf she doesnt sound drunk??

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