I Can Act, Y'All
Filed under: Paris Hilton
She sure is determined!
Paris is intent to prove that she has acting "skillz."
Miz Hilton has landed a role in the April 3rd episode of NBC's My Name is Earl.
The socialite will be playing…..Paris Hilton!
During the one-hour episode, the star of the show, Earl, becomes unconscious and various things from his real life begin to bleed into his unconscious mind — with Paris being one of those things in his fevered mind.
The exec producer of the show says, "When we wrote the role of Paris Hilton in the script, we weren't exactly sure who to go with for the role. But after an exhausting search we finally settled on a relatively unknown actress by the name of Paris Hilton."
At least this is one role she really knows how to play well!
[Image via Getty Images.]
She's a loser. How are you acting if you're playing yourself? Give me a break!!!
ugh.
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ew hate her
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shes almost as bad as Jessica Simpson…
woot 1
10th?
Surely a FUCKO
stupid hoe.
furst and GOD NO!
I love her!!!
ha, wonky on MNIE. Amazing.
why do people keep encouraging this idiot? She actually thinks she "works" and has a "job" "designing" clothes and pushing perfume. Shouldn't it say something that the only roles she can get are the ones where she's playing herself, and her character is never doing anything worthwhile?
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Yahoo News had this on their frontpage at 8AM this morning. What is with you Perez?? When did Yahoo become a better gossip site than yours???
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OMG, is she really THAT deluded. She can't act to save her life! That expression on her face that she has in all her pictures and movies IS NOT ACTING!
If she wants to be taken seriously, then she should take acting lessons for a few years.
Does she not realize she is making a total laughingstock of herself in public?!
Just because she has money it does not mean she can ACT!
i hate paris
God I don't watch the show now. Now she's going to be on, I will never watch.
lord.
WHORE!
first, she sucks!
i love the gay danny kid on american idol and i love fiona apple. I love the trees and the pebbles. I like granola bars. But I do not like herpes.
nooooooooooo!!!!!!!
My Name is "no one cares"
wow…are you sure paris can take on such a big role ?
ahah
What???
She's infecting good TV! God damn you crazy bitch!
Learn to keep your legs shut for a while.
i dont get it
yeah she can act. and my name is miley cyrus. lol
I heard that Lindsey Becker was her acting coach. They're tight.
ISN'T THIS GOING TO INTERFERE WITH HER BIBLE STUDY AND HER CHARITY WORK?
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I BET SOMEHOW SHE'LL STILL SQUEEZE IN TIME TO SIT ON PEOPLE'S FACES AND MAKE PORNO MOVIES!!!!!!!
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TEE HEE….I'M IN A MOOD AND THAT FELT GOOD!!!! I HOPE ALL MY LITTLE LAMBS VOTED TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny is not gay he is 'poprock+scene'
Danny is not gay he is 'poprock+scene'
Danny is not gay he is 'poprock+scene'
That's just how they dress! That is just how they dress!That is how they dress!It's the style!
she has to act like her moronic self? wow that's a stretch….
She'll never get real gigs, no one takes her seriously in Hollywood. I just like House of Wax cus she died.
She'll be shitty at even playing herself! And PEREZ, Paris doesn't say Y'ALL. That's Britney, bitch. Don't confuse the whores. Remember, one is bred trash and the other slowly worked herself up to it.
WICKIDY WACK! WICKIDY WACKIDY WACK. go away go away go away. when will people make her go away??????????
crack whore
I wish this stupid rich spoiled brat would just disappear and get off of our TVs and out of the media for good. Please… just can't take seeing her stupid face anywhere anymore.. go to hell you dopey bitch.
I wish this stupid rich spoiled brat would just disappear and get off of our TVs and out of the media for good. Please… just can't take seeing her stupid face anywhere anymore.. go to hell you dopey bitch.
I wish this stupid rich spoiled brat would just disappear and get off of our TVs and out of the media for good. Please… just can't take seeing her stupid face anywhere anymore.. go to hell you dopey bitch.
I wish this stupid rich spoiled brat would just disappear and get off of our TVs and out of the media for good. Please… just can't take seeing her stupid face anywhere anymore.. go to hell you dopey bitch.
I wish this stupid rich spoiled brat would just disappear and get off of our TVs and out of the media for good. Please… just can't take seeing her stupid face anywhere anymore.. go to hell you dopey bitch.
I wish this stupid rich spoiled brat would just disappear and get off of our TVs and out of the media for good. Please… just can't take seeing her stupid face anywhere anymore.. go to hell you dopey bitch.
I wish this stupid rich spoiled brat would just disappear and get off of our TVs and out of the media for good. Please… just can't take seeing her stupid face anywhere anymore.. go to hell you dopey bitch.
This fucking makes me sick. "My Name is Earl" is a great show. Way to ruin it by putting this whore on it. Oh, and : "actress"???? What a fucking joke! I've seen previews from "The Hottie and the Nottie" and her acting looks so fake it's pathetic! Yes, Paris is a moron….but then what does that make the people who actually pay her money?
She 's a loser. She need to do something productive in her life.
That bitch can't act her way out of a paper bag! She needs to go get her GED, keep her legs closed, fix her beak of a nose, and correct that LaZy eye of hers! Damn, its bad enough that her wack ass movie "Hottie or Nottie" made $25,000 NATIONWIDE, and now she is gonna bring the ratings down for My Name Is Earl??!! She needs to get a life, and find something meaningiful to do with it.
I hope those freaks on that show sign her up for some of their Scientology. Then we'll all have the last laugh.
She sucks so bad that she won't be able to even play herself. Go away skank.
Damn, this bitch is stupid. What a way to demonstrate your "range". God, just go away already.
I hope this skanky ass slut wears DEPENDS (adult diapers) on the set. I would hate to think she skidded her sloppy dripping ladygash all over the place spreading the Herpes of the bagina hole all over the set & props.
No wonder My Name is Earl is dying in the ratings. Nobody wants to see the Queen of Herpes anymore.
She'll still manage to somehow fuck it up.
thats to bad, another show I like I won't be watching ever again
i believe paris hilton realy is a drag queen..or maybe she was born as a boy and then she/he changed sex..
funny. she'll literally be playing herself and i'm sure she will still suck. what's that say? why are we still being tortured by this hag?
Mang, I'll put an end to this bitch…..
What a friend you are to her. You must secretly hate her because you know she's going to get trashed whenever you post anything on your web site about her. Haven't you done enough groveling? You're like Smithers on the Simpsons. Does she have something she is going to try to blackmail you with or fabricate?
She need be in the new version of "Francis the Talking Mule" and it is a beautiful thing this Paris - Beast love.
Why do people encourage her?? Maybe if all just ignore her she'll go away!
www.freshturd.com
Re: M* –
You're right M*, if we ignore her, she'll go away.
PLEASE stop covering this douchebag! I have NO idea why you even started to in the first place.
She is NOT pretty. She has NO talent…and absolutely NO STYLE. Did I mention she lacks a soul or any original thoughts, talents, interests??? Her 15 minutes were up a LOOOOOOOOONG time ago. Noone cares, noones waiting to see what she does next. Shes a whore and nothing else. Aside from maybe a Valtrex spokes-vagina. Only with teeth.
Essentially, shes a lot like PEREZ.
Im officially signing off of this site permanently. The rest of you go get a life. Take a class or volunteer with the useless time you spend on here. If any of you knew even 25% about the issues of our presidential candidates that you know about Paris Hilton Id be surprised…so when YOUR world goes to shit…blame your self-centered selves.
GOOD BYE.
wouldn't it be nice to not watch this show for that one episode.
Basically what Paris is saying to America "you will like me and I will not go away". Where being force feed celebrities and don't have the strength or insight to resist. I won't be watching that episode.
Ridiculous. She should go away for a few years, come back as a philanthropist. www.finickycritic.com
14:59.59, you fucking suck and you're becoming a nobody Bitch!
Just boycott that particular show — everyone else is.
fuck that slut she gets in everywhere - who she sucking off now or they making another one night in paris
that used to be my favourite show but wont be watching it now!!!
she needs to drop off the face of the earth - she cant act or sing so why she in the papers/magazines all the time ? cause she famous for opening her legs that why!!!
Well if dumbass can't play her idiotic self then she really needs to get a new freaking life!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!!!!!!!!!!
BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's so cute. Love her a lot. She seems to have a nice profile on a single's club named 'rich kiss . c om'. She's attractive, sexy and popular there.
She should use "herpesucksassia" Saw it on YouTube. Friggin hysterical! Called "bump in the road"
Enough of this bitch! Let's put an end to this all! Stop commenting on her, buying mags with her on the cover….watching shows with her in it. LET"S MAKE THIS BITCH DISAPPEAR!!!!!!
I do not like Paris either but you people sound like a bunch of idiots, you cannot spell. Are you all from West Virginia ????
Paris, I hate to be the one to tell you. YOU CAN NOT ACT!!!! Just stick to what you do best honey,, Spend all of Daddy's money!!!!!!! Party your little pretty butt off!!! Shop ’til you drop!!!!!!!!!!!
paris hilton is such a stupid hoe. seriously why can't she get it through her thick bleached blonde head NO ONE LIKES YOU. YOUR A WASTE OF FILM!
Charming. Did you see her on the website: Parisspreadsherpes.com?
This slut cant act. She cant even quote a passage from the bible. She is so stupid and irresponsible that she tried to defend the fact she has 17 dogs by saying she started out with a few and they just kept breeding. DOH! Just like the braindead slut she is..she does not know the concept of getting her dogs fixed.. Cant afford it Paris? or you just dont give a fuck? Hardly surprising since you cant keep your legs closed either. Please paps: throw a pie in this whore's face instead of photographing her..she is such a waste of space!
What a waste of digital space…
why do you guys talk shit about paris hilton, you guys are just jealous cause she is famous for being a hot spoiled rich girl which everyone wishes they can be spoiled…
oh and perez i dont know why you make fun of paris when you use to love her, she probably just dissed you and made fun of your fat!! and you got all but hurt!!!!
hahahhahah
Great. Yet another reason NOT to watch My Name Is Earl. . . Seriously, couldn't they have come up with somebody slightly less obnoxious? Or slightly more talented? Did they really have to toss more money at the ugliest cunt on the planet?
I'm a fan of the show but that's one episode I'll be sure to miss.
shes a dog she probably paid them to give her a role she cant act or sing STOP PROMOTING THE BITCH AND SHE,LL HOPEFULLY VANISH
please say it isn't so!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love that show(throw comments if you must) but she can't be on there! she will ruin it and we will quit watching it!
Re: blah – please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! let it go. she sucks! please-she can't act or even look good half the time. she's famous for nothing and i know we are talking about her now but why????????????????? she sucks!!!!!!!
Yeah, because "The Hottie and the Notite" is going to sweep the Oscars, you dumb ass bleached blond bimbo. Fuck you Paris.
argh! i spy with my wonky eye a skanky no-talent ho! get off my tv, you queef!
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HMMMM….SHES GONNA CURSE THIS SHOW..WATCH,,IT WILL BE TAKEN OFF THE AIR WITHIN A MONTH OF HER BEING ON IT..WONDER IF VALTREX IS GONNA SPONSOR THIS EPISODE??????