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She sure is determined!

Paris is intent to prove that she has acting "skillz."

Miz Hilton has landed a role in the April 3rd episode of NBC's My Name is Earl.

The socialite will be playing…..Paris Hilton!

During the one-hour episode, the star of the show, Earl, becomes unconscious and various things from his real life begin to bleed into his unconscious mind — with Paris being one of those things in his fevered mind.

The exec producer of the show says, "When we wrote the role of Paris Hilton in the script, we weren't exactly sure who to go with for the role. But after an exhausting search we finally settled on a relatively unknown actress by the name of Paris Hilton."

At least this is one role she really knows how to play well!

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112 comments to “I Can Act, Y'All”

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  1. Who Gives a Fuck? says – reply to this


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    She's a loser. How are you acting if you're playing yourself? Give me a break!!!

  2. sdaf says – reply to this


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    ugh.

  3. Katie Heilmann says – reply to this


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    first

  4. rachel says – reply to this


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    ew hate her

  5. Carlie says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  6. kt says – reply to this


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    shes almost as bad as Jessica Simpson…

  7. alex says – reply to this


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    woot 1

  8. Lulu says – reply to this


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    10th?

  9. Paris Sucks says – reply to this


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    Surely a FUCKO

  10. chrissa says – reply to this


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    stupid hoe.

  11. PLEASE NO?! says – reply to this


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    furst and GOD NO!

  12. Steven says – reply to this


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    I love her!!!

  13. yeah says – reply to this


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    ha, wonky on MNIE. Amazing.

  14. me says – reply to this


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    why do people keep encouraging this idiot? She actually thinks she "works" and has a "job" "designing" clothes and pushing perfume. Shouldn't it say something that the only roles she can get are the ones where she's playing herself, and her character is never doing anything worthwhile?

  15. Melody says – reply to this


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    Yahoo News had this on their frontpage at 8AM this morning. What is with you Perez?? When did Yahoo become a better gossip site than yours???
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  16. Mandy says – reply to this


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    OMG, is she really THAT deluded. She can't act to save her life! That expression on her face that she has in all her pictures and movies IS NOT ACTING!

    If she wants to be taken seriously, then she should take acting lessons for a few years.

    Does she not realize she is making a total laughingstock of herself in public?!

  17. Rosie says – reply to this


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    Just because she has money it does not mean she can ACT!

  18. nicole says – reply to this


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    i hate paris

  19. Porterville CA says – reply to this


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    God I don't watch the show now. Now she's going to be on, I will never watch.

  20. jennifer says – reply to this


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    lord.

  21. lesli says – reply to this


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    WHORE!

  22. stary says – reply to this


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    first, she sucks!

  23. pillow says – reply to this


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    i love the gay danny kid on american idol and i love fiona apple. I love the trees and the pebbles. I like granola bars. But I do not like herpes.

  24. sanny says – reply to this


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    nooooooooooo!!!!!!!

  25. dusty says – reply to this


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    My Name is "no one cares"

  26. kem says – reply to this


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    wow…are you sure paris can take on such a big role ?
    ahah

  27. RitaPita says – reply to this


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    What???

    She's infecting good TV! God damn you crazy bitch!
    Learn to keep your legs shut for a while.

  28. acaz says – reply to this


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    i dont get it

  29. ashie says – reply to this


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    yeah she can act. and my name is miley cyrus. lol

  30. Kelly says – reply to this


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    I heard that Lindsey Becker was her acting coach. They're tight.

  31. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    ISN'T THIS GOING TO INTERFERE WITH HER BIBLE STUDY AND HER CHARITY WORK?
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    I BET SOMEHOW SHE'LL STILL SQUEEZE IN TIME TO SIT ON PEOPLE'S FACES AND MAKE PORNO MOVIES!!!!!!!
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    TEE HEE….I'M IN A MOOD AND THAT FELT GOOD!!!! I HOPE ALL MY LITTLE LAMBS VOTED TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. not ghey says – reply to this


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    Danny is not gay he is 'poprock+scene'
    Danny is not gay he is 'poprock+scene'
    Danny is not gay he is 'poprock+scene'
    That's just how they dress! That is just how they dress!That is how they dress!It's the style!

  33. Cali says – reply to this


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    she has to act like her moronic self? wow that's a stretch….

  34. Paris Hilton as Paris Hilton says – reply to this


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    She'll never get real gigs, no one takes her seriously in Hollywood. I just like House of Wax cus she died.

  35. Lillian Gish says – reply to this


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    She'll be shitty at even playing herself! And PEREZ, Paris doesn't say Y'ALL. That's Britney, bitch. Don't confuse the whores. Remember, one is bred trash and the other slowly worked herself up to it.

  36. jayana says – reply to this


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    WICKIDY WACK! WICKIDY WACKIDY WACK. go away go away go away. when will people make her go away??????????

  37. Elias says – reply to this


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    crack whore

  38. no more says – reply to this


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    I wish this stupid rich spoiled brat would just disappear and get off of our TVs and out of the media for good. Please… just can't take seeing her stupid face anywhere anymore.. go to hell you dopey bitch.

  39. no more says – reply to this


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    I wish this stupid rich spoiled brat would just disappear and get off of our TVs and out of the media for good. Please… just can't take seeing her stupid face anywhere anymore.. go to hell you dopey bitch.

  40. no more says – reply to this


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    I wish this stupid rich spoiled brat would just disappear and get off of our TVs and out of the media for good. Please… just can't take seeing her stupid face anywhere anymore.. go to hell you dopey bitch.

  41. no more says – reply to this


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    I wish this stupid rich spoiled brat would just disappear and get off of our TVs and out of the media for good. Please… just can't take seeing her stupid face anywhere anymore.. go to hell you dopey bitch.

  42. no more says – reply to this


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    I wish this stupid rich spoiled brat would just disappear and get off of our TVs and out of the media for good. Please… just can't take seeing her stupid face anywhere anymore.. go to hell you dopey bitch.

  43. no more says – reply to this


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    I wish this stupid rich spoiled brat would just disappear and get off of our TVs and out of the media for good. Please… just can't take seeing her stupid face anywhere anymore.. go to hell you dopey bitch.

  44. no more says – reply to this


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    I wish this stupid rich spoiled brat would just disappear and get off of our TVs and out of the media for good. Please… just can't take seeing her stupid face anywhere anymore.. go to hell you dopey bitch.

  45. fuck off says – reply to this


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    This fucking makes me sick. "My Name is Earl" is a great show. Way to ruin it by putting this whore on it. Oh, and : "actress"???? What a fucking joke! I've seen previews from "The Hottie and the Nottie" and her acting looks so fake it's pathetic! Yes, Paris is a moron….but then what does that make the people who actually pay her money?

  46. Sam says – reply to this


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    She 's a loser. She need to do something productive in her life.

  47. Hmmm... says – reply to this


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    That bitch can't act her way out of a paper bag! She needs to go get her GED, keep her legs closed, fix her beak of a nose, and correct that LaZy eye of hers! Damn, its bad enough that her wack ass movie "Hottie or Nottie" made $25,000 NATIONWIDE, and now she is gonna bring the ratings down for My Name Is Earl??!! She needs to get a life, and find something meaningiful to do with it.

  48. Carbon Credit says – reply to this


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    I hope those freaks on that show sign her up for some of their Scientology. Then we'll all have the last laugh.

  49. Valtrex says – reply to this


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    She sucks so bad that she won't be able to even play herself. Go away skank.

  50. M to the H says – reply to this


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    Damn, this bitch is stupid. What a way to demonstrate your "range". God, just go away already.

  51. Paris Have The Herpes Of The Bagina Hole says – reply to this


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    I hope this skanky ass slut wears DEPENDS (adult diapers) on the set. I would hate to think she skidded her sloppy dripping ladygash all over the place spreading the Herpes of the bagina hole all over the set & props.

  52. PhillipP says – reply to this


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    No wonder My Name is Earl is dying in the ratings. Nobody wants to see the Queen of Herpes anymore.

  53. Sherry says – reply to this


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    She'll still manage to somehow fuck it up.

  54. yourmom says – reply to this


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    thats to bad, another show I like I won't be watching ever again

  55. kikki says – reply to this


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    i believe paris hilton realy is a drag queen..or maybe she was born as a boy and then she/he changed sex..

  56. paris sux says – reply to this


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    funny. she'll literally be playing herself and i'm sure she will still suck. what's that say? why are we still being tortured by this hag?

  57. JAN WILKES-POOF says – reply to this


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    Mang, I'll put an end to this bitch…..

  58. Some friend. says – reply to this


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    What a friend you are to her. You must secretly hate her because you know she's going to get trashed whenever you post anything on your web site about her. Haven't you done enough groveling? You're like Smithers on the Simpsons. Does she have something she is going to try to blackmail you with or fabricate?

  59. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this


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    She need be in the new version of "Francis the Talking Mule" and it is a beautiful thing this Paris - Beast love.

  60. M* says – reply to this


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    Why do people encourage her?? Maybe if all just ignore her she'll go away!

  61. Fresh Turd says – reply to this


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    www.freshturd.com

  62. Mandy says – reply to this


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    Re: M*

    You're right M*, if we ignore her, she'll go away.

  63. Nikki says – reply to this


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    PLEASE stop covering this douchebag! I have NO idea why you even started to in the first place.

    She is NOT pretty. She has NO talent…and absolutely NO STYLE. Did I mention she lacks a soul or any original thoughts, talents, interests??? Her 15 minutes were up a LOOOOOOOOONG time ago. Noone cares, noones waiting to see what she does next. Shes a whore and nothing else. Aside from maybe a Valtrex spokes-vagina. Only with teeth.

    Essentially, shes a lot like PEREZ.

    Im officially signing off of this site permanently. The rest of you go get a life. Take a class or volunteer with the useless time you spend on here. If any of you knew even 25% about the issues of our presidential candidates that you know about Paris Hilton Id be surprised…so when YOUR world goes to shit…blame your self-centered selves.

    GOOD BYE.

  64. Wouldn't it be Nice says – reply to this


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    wouldn't it be nice to not watch this show for that one episode.

    Basically what Paris is saying to America "you will like me and I will not go away". Where being force feed celebrities and don't have the strength or insight to resist. I won't be watching that episode.

  65. Holly says – reply to this


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    Ridiculous. She should go away for a few years, come back as a philanthropist. www.finickycritic.com

  66. Tick tock, tick tock says – reply to this


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    14:59.59, you fucking suck and you're becoming a nobody Bitch!

  67. cat says – reply to this


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    Just boycott that particular show — everyone else is. :-)

  68. j says – reply to this


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    fuck that slut she gets in everywhere - who she sucking off now or they making another one night in paris

    that used to be my favourite show but wont be watching it now!!!

    she needs to drop off the face of the earth - she cant act or sing so why she in the papers/magazines all the time ? cause she famous for opening her legs that why!!!

  69. Liam says – reply to this


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    Well if dumbass can't play her idiotic self then she really needs to get a new freaking life!

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!!!!!!!!!!

  70. fugglesmuggle says – reply to this


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    BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BOYCOTT MY NAME IS EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  71. breath says – reply to this


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    She's so cute. Love her a lot. She seems to have a nice profile on a single's club named 'rich kiss . c om'. She's attractive, sexy and popular there.

  72. Poops Magee says – reply to this


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    She should use "herpesucksassia" Saw it on YouTube. Friggin hysterical! Called "bump in the road"

  73. fugglesmuggle says – reply to this


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    Enough of this bitch! Let's put an end to this all! Stop commenting on her, buying mags with her on the cover….watching shows with her in it. LET"S MAKE THIS BITCH DISAPPEAR!!!!!!

  74. Dignified says – reply to this


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    I do not like Paris either but you people sound like a bunch of idiots, you cannot spell. Are you all from West Virginia ????

  75. kristie says – reply to this


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    Paris, I hate to be the one to tell you. YOU CAN NOT ACT!!!! Just stick to what you do best honey,, Spend all of Daddy's money!!!!!!! Party your little pretty butt off!!! Shop ’til you drop!!!!!!!!!!!

  76. jenny says – reply to this


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    paris hilton is such a stupid hoe. seriously why can't she get it through her thick bleached blonde head NO ONE LIKES YOU. YOUR A WASTE OF FILM!

  77. Harlow says – reply to this


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    Charming. Did you see her on the website: Parisspreadsherpes.com?

    This slut cant act. She cant even quote a passage from the bible. She is so stupid and irresponsible that she tried to defend the fact she has 17 dogs by saying she started out with a few and they just kept breeding. DOH! Just like the braindead slut she is..she does not know the concept of getting her dogs fixed.. Cant afford it Paris? or you just dont give a fuck? Hardly surprising since you cant keep your legs closed either. Please paps: throw a pie in this whore's face instead of photographing her..she is such a waste of space!

  78. Gene says – reply to this


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    What a waste of digital space…

  79. blah says – reply to this


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    why do you guys talk shit about paris hilton, you guys are just jealous cause she is famous for being a hot spoiled rich girl which everyone wishes they can be spoiled…
    oh and perez i dont know why you make fun of paris when you use to love her, she probably just dissed you and made fun of your fat!! and you got all but hurt!!!!
    hahahhahah

  80. bitter gay mark says – reply to this


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    Great. Yet another reason NOT to watch My Name Is Earl. . . Seriously, couldn't they have come up with somebody slightly less obnoxious? Or slightly more talented? Did they really have to toss more money at the ugliest cunt on the planet?

  81. Carl says – reply to this


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    I'm a fan of the show but that's one episode I'll be sure to miss.

  82. m says – reply to this


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    shes a dog she probably paid them to give her a role she cant act or sing STOP PROMOTING THE BITCH AND SHE,LL HOPEFULLY VANISH

  83. me says – reply to this


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    please say it isn't so!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love that show(throw comments if you must) but she can't be on there! she will ruin it and we will quit watching it!

  84. me says – reply to this


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    Re: blah – please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! let it go. she sucks! please-she can't act or even look good half the time. she's famous for nothing and i know we are talking about her now but why????????????????? she sucks!!!!!!!

  85. Just Me says – reply to this


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    Yeah, because "The Hottie and the Notite" is going to sweep the Oscars, you dumb ass bleached blond bimbo. Fuck you Paris.

  86. jenbunny says – reply to this


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    argh! i spy with my wonky eye a skanky no-talent ho! get off my tv, you queef!

  87. jenbunny says – reply to this


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    from skanky hos that gave the world curious, j'adore, and stunning.

    introducing: STANQUE. a perez hilton fragrance, now available at nordstrom.

  88. 1-800-VALTREX says – reply to this


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    HMMMM….SHES GONNA CURSE THIS SHOW..WATCH,,IT WILL BE TAKEN OFF THE AIR WITHIN A MONTH OF HER BEING ON IT..WONDER IF VALTREX IS GONNA SPONSOR THIS EPISODE??????

  89. ND says – reply to this


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    Just beauty… ;)

  90. Selina says – reply to this


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    AAAAGGGGHHHHH!! She's going to ruin it!!!!111!!

  91. Lulu says – reply to this


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    LMAO! That producer totally slammed on her! LOL! Ask Tina Fey from when she was on SNL about having Paris Hilton on set, she said she was the most snobbish STUPID bore that left plastic strings of fake hair everywhere. LOL! Paris couldn't act her way out of a paper bag..hell even her sex tape was so horrible it's a joke.

  92. Melanie says – reply to this


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    well there's an episode of Earl I won't be watching……of course she thinks it's acting by paying herself. Paris is NOT HUMAN. She is an experiment and you're all falling for it.

  93. Laura says – reply to this


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    I for one just emailed NBC to tell them about this idiotic casting and how much it's going to ruin their show. Dumbasses. Why can't they use real actors who work hard.

  94. FAGULOUS FREDDY says – reply to this


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    IS THIS AN EPISODE ABOUT GENITAL HERPES?

  95. Marky says – reply to this


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    Her "acting" skills consist of trying to be photographed at a flattering angle - not an easy feat given the size of her nose.

  96. Moor says – reply to this


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    SLUTARIZ HORILTON!!

    Mz. Herpez

    I feel dirty when I write about this thing. Need to wash my hands, and brain!

  97. Nobody Likes Paris says – reply to this


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    Paris is an untalented clown.
    Nobody likes her. She cant act, she cant sing, she is a terrible business woman. Remember Champaigne in a can! LOL Go away you fake peice of shit. Nobody likes you Paris. Nobody.

  98. jeb says – reply to this


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    i appreciate that you stopped kissing her ass, but you should just not even post about her. clearly nobody cares… nobody even bothers commenting. she's out. she's a nobody. her 15 minutes are over. post about her brother's dui or something, but skip her. she's so unoriginal and yawnsville.

  99. Yourfairytale says – reply to this


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    She needs to realize that everyone hates her. Go away, you stupid bitch!

  100. belinda says – reply to this


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    uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!! she needs to just give up already. she needs to stick with what she knows, being a slutty party girl!!

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