She's Got A Magic Cooter!
Filed under: Anglophilia > Kate Beckinsale
Actress Kate Beckinsale doesn't think her eyes, legs, or even her breasts are her best features. Her best feature, according to Kate, is between her legs!!! And guess what, she even has a special name for it.
Kate, who apparently has been told her coochie is "spectacular" likes to calls her vajayjay the "Pharaoh's Tomb"!!!
We couldn't even make that up!
Beckinsale says, "My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I'm told it is spectacular. But you can't really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?"
And to quiet down any "slutty" rumors this might arise, Kate is adamant about the fact that she's not a slut.
She continues, "I was called a slut when I split up with Michael [Sheen] and began seeing Len [Wiseman], but I've only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb!"
Please, bitch, your tomb has probably had several expeditions.
And a recent renovation as well!
[Image via WENN.]
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She looks very pretty in this picture.
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5th ! lol shes sooo hot
Wow… she is hot though.
i've only had "about 3 boyfriends" it is 3 or it's not. why the indecisiveness? probably because you had 3 boyfriends and 1000 one night stands
she's hilarious! love her!
um . . . who talks about that? especially a woman - it is not like a man saying he is well endowed. it is a hole for pete's sake! what an idiot!
Oh please. Any guy desiring to enter the tomb will say whatever gets him there.
hymie has a name for hers…the haunted hymen.
Middle! Hey guys have names for their "private matters" there is nothing wrong with this…
She's hot. I'd hit it.
I love the fact that she will openly talk about it and not be a prude!!
ewwwwww…….
freaking hilarious…."frequent visitors and recent renovations"
all I have to say about that is you usually have to hear things like that from quite a few people to be that confident about it
and what the hell would make it so attractive? is it studded with diamonds?
first? perez this is old news she said this like a fortnight ago
There are just too many one-liners that come to mind. But I'd be happy to FUCK, FUCK, FUCK her until she screams out in 'Egyptian'.
brooke * is mentally disturbed thinks she can get with Perez….
what a dumb ass! how is it that people like her can be so delisional and full of themselves? the mind boggles
lets see the pap get a shot of that tomb!!
It's ok, I've been told I have a pretty pu$$y that works wonders
i love that she's talking openly about it. i wish more women would. then it wouldn't have such a stigma attached.
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How can you have "about three boyfriends"?
Congratulations Adri… :-$
(*get a life*)
Why immediately call the woman a bitch Perez, keep your opinions to yourself please..
I'm interested in the facts, NOT YOUR opinion!
I hate that woman.
Well, the thing is…in order to be called a boyfriend, you will have to have fucked her a good 500 times.
What? Slut.
if its a tomb, its HUGE .. and whats wrong with being a slut? if you can screw hot hollywood guys, wouldnt you?
so gorgeous
EWW.
whatever!
Re: Dutch girl – then stop coming to this site & watch the fucking news if you dont perez's opinion… dumbass
This is OLD news, Perez.
Leave Kate alone! She's awesome! She's beautiful (although she smokes, which isn't beautiful)! She has an awesome stylist because she always rocks the red carpet!
Even Perez Himself would smile - http://crazyforhillar
I believe her, I would love to explore the tomb!
I love her, she's so gorgeous.
What a truly grosse thing to say. Not cute, not witty - just retarded and disgusting.
LMFAO! PHARAOH'S TOMB! HILARIOUS!
haha, that is kind of weird!
eww so trashy, I always thought of her as being classy. We stayed at the one and only in cabo when she was down there and she seemed so elegant, guess looks can be decieving!!!!
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this was so last week. Perez, do you steal all your post word-for-word?
Who the heck talks about their coochee if not a slut. Self Advertisement. How much baby???
fifth!
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
Re: long dong silver – do you people seriously consider every encouter with a guy a 'boyfriend' ? Uh no.. if you dont have the "committment discussion" then it doesnt count.. .. how do you define boyfriend anyway? 3 dates? 4 ? 25? after you screw?
Give me a fucking break… she is single
She is beautiful…but that shits sorta crazy
SHE'S A GIANT COOCH HERSELF
SHE'S A GIANT COOCH HERSELF
SHE'S A GIANT COOCH HERSELF
you know the vajay vajay tightening surgery is the new black .. she can reseal that tomb and call it a cherry if she wants to
i really like her but that's still pretty weird
Euw.
I'd tear it up, make the box round!
FATSO I THINK YOU ARE MORE THAN JUST A TEENY BIT JELOUS!!!!!!!!!
YOU SILLY GIRL.
oh please that tomb has seen major excavation !!!!! there are probably a few miners lost down there !! fucking gross bitch
OMG perez remember when you stole a check from your friend and deposited into your account, becuase you were foaming at the mouth to get your paws on some crystal meth, man o man those good ol' days.
Dude you are effing KRAZY!!!! That was so freakin Hilarious!! Several expeditions…hahahahahaha!!
There's probably life threatening traps for all the tomb raiders too. Good luck with that veeeejay and who really cares WHO has seen it?!!
old news perez……
you should check egotastic, maybe u can borrow some of their news……
SHOULD CALL HER GIANT COOCH THE BAT CAVE.
this story came out on other sites last week, it's old news. get with it man
How can a vagina nicknamed with the word TOMB be spectacular at all? More like dead, decaying and rot.
LOL
this is funny
I used to go to the same school as her daughter
Hmmmm, isn't a tomb where you put dead things? Yuck, I'll pass.
Much respect.
i gotta see that shiz
IS THAT WHERE STD'S GO TO DIE? THIS NASTY BITCH HAS GIVEN OUT MORE FREE RIDES ON THAT BUBONIC BOX THAN SHE CAN REMEMBER! I WAS THERE A FEW YEARS AGO AND I WOULD DESCRIBE HER JAZZ AS A PHARAOH'S TOMB- IF A PHARAOH'S TOMB RESEMBLED A CRUSTY, FETID TEXACO STATION BATHROOM THAT HADN'T BEEN WIPED IN 8 YEARS!!!
is Excellent and quite beautiful. No beefy wings…. But I take it with a grain of salt. Because any guy that said otherwise would get bucked off so fast or never regain entrance. So where's the compliment, Kate? Every girl has been told their vag is spectacular. It's called a line, and you fell for it…..
w/e. I think she's not referring to her vajayjay but to her butthole ;p
hahahaaha can't walk that down the carpet either ;p
seriously. thats exactly what i thought of… dusty, dried up and old.
ick. just ick.
Re: wha –
Re: chrissy turner – Is this true? Do you know Perez from before celebrity? Or are you lying?
Who is she again? Seriously, where the fuck did she come from?
Does it matter she is drop dead beatiful
Was she drunk?? i just don´t see why she´s talking about that …… doesn´t she have anything else to talk about?? like…. her career? I guess not!!
lmao, Pharaoh's Tomb!
LMFAO@ this bitch. Classic.
Lmao@ this!!!! Classic
OH- MY-
HOTNESS!!!!!
Come on Kate…you can't have it both ways. It can't both be considered spectacular AND be the least visited spot in all the world.
Yea thanks, I read that like a week ago on another site..Been seeing alot of that lately from you Perez…
She's beautiful. Don't be all bitchy…Perez.
I doubt that she was ever a slut.
I think you mean excavations lol. Never know what you may find in there….. And sure she can take her PHARAOH'S TOMB for a walk. She can get down and scooch her little ass all the way down the red carpet like a dog with worms and an incredibly itchy ass.
Um- I hope she was on CRACK when she said that tacky ass shit. Are bitches really this dumb or do they believe every word a man tells them when they hit that ass? Personally, I'm going with "dumb bitch" because any WOMAN who has to tell you she got good stuff…is a VIRGIN, a PROSTITUTE or is the last to know she's the talk of the town!
It's like poor people getting a shit load of money…they wear EVERY DIME on their body so you can see they have something. If you have to TELL us you have it, we know you've never had anything and not used to having it now…nor will you have it for long. 3 boyfriends- WTF does that mean? Bitch please indeed. Damn Perez I might have to give you an "honorary sistah" award…you even wrote that with a swivle in yo neck! I knew somebody in yo family looks like me!
That wasnt a very nice thing to say….shame on you!
Re: scooch the red carpet – OMG!!!!!! LOL! Get this person a check! LO-MFin'-L!!!! Shut this one down….Elvis is leaving the building!
I think it is kind of sad that you assume everyone is a skank ho. I remember reading the article in Allure that had that very statement and my first thought was not lying slut… maybe you should give the women some credit and believe her, maybe she is as honorable as she states. Its not like she is flashing her coochie around like some actual skanks are… what if she didn't sleep her way here… unlike some actress's out there who not only sleep their way to the top but break up fucking marriages too…now that is what you call a sluttly homewrecker…not kate…she's a successful women and mother who didn't slut it out to become an icon.
well why not??