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Actress Kate Beckinsale doesn't think her eyes, legs, or even her breasts are her best features. Her best feature, according to Kate, is between her legs!!! And guess what, she even has a special name for it.

Kate, who apparently has been told her coochie is "spectacular" likes to calls her vajayjay the "Pharaoh's Tomb"!!!

We couldn't even make that up!

Beckinsale says, "My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I'm told it is spectacular. But you can't really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?"

And to quiet down any "slutty" rumors this might arise, Kate is adamant about the fact that she's not a slut.

She continues, "I was called a slut when I split up with Michael [Sheen] and began seeing Len [Wiseman], but I've only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb!"

Please, bitch, your tomb has probably had several expeditions.

And a recent renovation as well!

[Image via WENN.]

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196 comments to “She's Got A Magic Cooter!”

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  1. ADRI says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  2. jay says – reply to this


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    first

  3. jay says – reply to this


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    first

  4. jencon says – reply to this


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    fourth

  5. Candy says – reply to this


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    She looks very pretty in this picture.

  6. esterhazy says – reply to this


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    damnn

  7. vanessa says – reply to this


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    5th ! lol shes sooo hot

  8. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Wow… she is hot though.

  9. long dong silver says – reply to this


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    i've only had "about 3 boyfriends" it is 3 or it's not. why the indecisiveness? probably because you had 3 boyfriends and 1000 one night stands

  10. LOL says – reply to this


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    she's hilarious! love her!

  11. dumbbelle says – reply to this


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    um . . . who talks about that? especially a woman - it is not like a man saying he is well endowed. it is a hole for pete's sake! what an idiot!

  12. Hyde says – reply to this


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    Oh please. Any guy desiring to enter the tomb will say whatever gets him there.

  13. brooke * says – reply to this


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    hymie has a name for hers…the haunted hymen.

  14. Hymie says – reply to this


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    Middle! Hey guys have names for their "private matters" there is nothing wrong with this…

  15. Boo says – reply to this


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    She's hot. I'd hit it.

  16. absltypfct says – reply to this


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    I love the fact that she will openly talk about it and not be a prude!!

  17. aeriechild says – reply to this


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    ewwwwww…….

  18. V says – reply to this


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    freaking hilarious…."frequent visitors and recent renovations"
    all I have to say about that is you usually have to hear things like that from quite a few people to be that confident about it
    and what the hell would make it so attractive? is it studded with diamonds?

  19. &hearts says – reply to this


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    first? perez this is old news she said this like a fortnight ago

  20. Kitchen heat says – reply to this


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    There are just too many one-liners that come to mind. But I'd be happy to FUCK, FUCK, FUCK her until she screams out in 'Egyptian'.

  21. Hymie says – reply to this


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    brooke * is mentally disturbed thinks she can get with Perez….

  22. ange says – reply to this


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    what a dumb ass! how is it that people like her can be so delisional and full of themselves? the mind boggles

  23. Vjay says – reply to this


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    lets see the pap get a shot of that tomb!!

  24. MariaVagina says – reply to this


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    It's ok, I've been told I have a pretty pu$$y that works wonders ;)

  25. marc says – reply to this


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    i love that she's talking openly about it. i wish more women would. then it wouldn't have such a stigma attached.

  26. tanyae says – reply to this


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    ish

  27. Minty says – reply to this


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    How can you have "about three boyfriends"?

  28. Dutch girl says – reply to this


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    Congratulations Adri… :-$
    (*get a life*)

    Why immediately call the woman a bitch Perez, keep your opinions to yourself please..
    I'm interested in the facts, NOT YOUR opinion!

  29. Lauren says – reply to this


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    I hate that woman.

  30. Silly Whore... says – reply to this


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    Well, the thing is…in order to be called a boyfriend, you will have to have fucked her a good 500 times.

    What? Slut.

  31. wtf says – reply to this


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    if its a tomb, its HUGE .. and whats wrong with being a slut? if you can screw hot hollywood guys, wouldnt you?

  32. alexis says – reply to this


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    so gorgeous

  33. lightbulb says – reply to this


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    EWW.

  34. sassy1 says – reply to this


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    whatever!

  35. s says – reply to this


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    Re: Dutch girl – then stop coming to this site & watch the fucking news if you dont perez's opinion… dumbass

  36. Clint says – reply to this


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    This is OLD news, Perez.

  37. Barbara says – reply to this


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    Leave Kate alone! She's awesome! She's beautiful (although she smokes, which isn't beautiful)! She has an awesome stylist because she always rocks the red carpet!

  38. IsO says – reply to this


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    Even Perez Himself would smile - http://crazyforhillar

  39. tdawg says – reply to this


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    I believe her, I would love to explore the tomb!

  40. Caitlin says – reply to this


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    I love her, she's so gorgeous.

  41. Toots says – reply to this


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    What a truly grosse thing to say. Not cute, not witty - just retarded and disgusting.

  42. Mariela says – reply to this


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    LMFAO! PHARAOH'S TOMB! HILARIOUS!

  43. danielle says – reply to this


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    haha, that is kind of weird!

  44. blah says – reply to this


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    eww so trashy, I always thought of her as being classy. We stayed at the one and only in cabo when she was down there and she seemed so elegant, guess looks can be decieving!!!!

  45. emma says – reply to this


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    indeed

  46. spontaneous combustion**.*.* says – reply to this


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    girls
    who
    talk
    about
    it
    are
    more _ _+
    and _
    than
    the
    ones
    that
    do
    it
    and
    keep
    their
    mouths
    shut

  47. outNOLA says – reply to this


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    this was so last week. Perez, do you steal all your post word-for-word?

  48. Patito says – reply to this


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    Who the heck talks about their coochee if not a slut. Self Advertisement. How much baby???

  49. morgan says – reply to this


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    fifth!

  50. krystle o'connor says – reply to this


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    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF
    SHE'S ONE BIG GIANT VAGINA HERSELF

  51. FUCKING IDIOTS says – reply to this


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    Re: long dong silver – do you people seriously consider every encouter with a guy a 'boyfriend' ? Uh no.. if you dont have the "committment discussion" then it doesnt count.. .. how do you define boyfriend anyway? 3 dates? 4 ? 25? after you screw?
    Give me a fucking break… she is single

  52. Shortie says – reply to this


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    She is beautiful…but that shits sorta crazy

  53. krystle o'connor says – reply to this


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    SHE'S A GIANT COOCH HERSELF

    SHE'S A GIANT COOCH HERSELF

    SHE'S A GIANT COOCH HERSELF

  54. tighten up says – reply to this


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    you know the vajay vajay tightening surgery is the new black .. she can reseal that tomb and call it a cherry if she wants to

  55. coco says – reply to this


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    i really like her but that's still pretty weird

  56. Pearl says – reply to this


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    Euw.

  57. Donkeypuncher says – reply to this


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    I'd tear it up, make the box round!

  58. funky munky says – reply to this


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    FATSO I THINK YOU ARE MORE THAN JUST A TEENY BIT JELOUS!!!!!!!!!

    YOU SILLY GIRL.

  59. Obsessed says – reply to this


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    oh please that tomb has seen major excavation !!!!! there are probably a few miners lost down there !! fucking gross bitch

  60. chrissy turner says – reply to this


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    OMG perez remember when you stole a check from your friend and deposited into your account, becuase you were foaming at the mouth to get your paws on some crystal meth, man o man those good ol' days.

  61. Veronica says – reply to this


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    Dude you are effing KRAZY!!!! That was so freakin Hilarious!! Several expeditions…hahahahahaha!!

  62. TOMBRAIDERABEWARE says – reply to this


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    There's probably life threatening traps for all the tomb raiders too. Good luck with that veeeejay and who really cares WHO has seen it?!!

  63. old news says – reply to this


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    old news perez……
    you should check egotastic, maybe u can borrow some of their news……

  64. this bitch says – reply to this


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    SHOULD CALL HER GIANT COOCH THE BAT CAVE.

  65. joe says – reply to this


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    this story came out on other sites last week, it's old news. get with it man

  66. wha says – reply to this


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    How can a vagina nicknamed with the word TOMB be spectacular at all? More like dead, decaying and rot.

  67. Esther says – reply to this


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    LOL
    this is funny

    I used to go to the same school as her daughter :)

  68. mitch says – reply to this


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    Hmmmm, isn't a tomb where you put dead things? Yuck, I'll pass.

  69. Renee says – reply to this


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    Much respect.

  70. jp says – reply to this


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    i gotta see that shiz

  71. SHE IS AS NASTY AS THE TOMB IN HER PANTS says – reply to this


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    IS THAT WHERE STD'S GO TO DIE? THIS NASTY BITCH HAS GIVEN OUT MORE FREE RIDES ON THAT BUBONIC BOX THAN SHE CAN REMEMBER! I WAS THERE A FEW YEARS AGO AND I WOULD DESCRIBE HER JAZZ AS A PHARAOH'S TOMB- IF A PHARAOH'S TOMB RESEMBLED A CRUSTY, FETID TEXACO STATION BATHROOM THAT HADN'T BEEN WIPED IN 8 YEARS!!!

  72. I've been told my Private says – reply to this


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    is Excellent and quite beautiful. No beefy wings…. But I take it with a grain of salt. Because any guy that said otherwise would get bucked off so fast or never regain entrance. So where's the compliment, Kate? Every girl has been told their vag is spectacular. It's called a line, and you fell for it…..

  73. akorylene says – reply to this


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    w/e. I think she's not referring to her vajayjay but to her butthole ;p

    hahahaaha can't walk that down the carpet either ;p

  74. akorylene says – reply to this


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    seriously. thats exactly what i thought of… dusty, dried up and old.

    ick. just ick.

    Re: wha

  75. Truth or Fiction says – reply to this


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    Re: chrissy turner – Is this true? Do you know Perez from before celebrity? Or are you lying?

  76. ThisSiteSucks says – reply to this


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    Who is she again? Seriously, where the fuck did she come from?

  77. corina says – reply to this


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    Does it matter she is drop dead beatiful

  78. =) says – reply to this


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    Was she drunk?? i just don´t see why she´s talking about that …… doesn´t she have anything else to talk about?? like…. her career? I guess not!!

  79. liljonismyboyfriend says – reply to this


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    lmao, Pharaoh's Tomb!

  80. La morena mas bella says – reply to this


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    LMFAO@ this bitch. Classic.

  81. FOqin Hot says – reply to this


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    Lmao@ this!!!! Classic

  82. kALLI says – reply to this


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    OH- MY-
    HOTNESS!!!!!

  83. Patti says – reply to this


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    Come on Kate…you can't have it both ways. It can't both be considered spectacular AND be the least visited spot in all the world.

  84. DR says – reply to this


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    Yea thanks, I read that like a week ago on another site..Been seeing alot of that lately from you Perez…

  85. Sarah says – reply to this


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    She's beautiful. Don't be all bitchy…Perez.
    I doubt that she was ever a slut.

  86. scooch the red carpet says – reply to this


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    I think you mean excavations lol. Never know what you may find in there….. And sure she can take her PHARAOH'S TOMB for a walk. She can get down and scooch her little ass all the way down the red carpet like a dog with worms and an incredibly itchy ass.

  87. She's got Pharaoh's EGO... says – reply to this


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    Um- I hope she was on CRACK when she said that tacky ass shit. Are bitches really this dumb or do they believe every word a man tells them when they hit that ass? Personally, I'm going with "dumb bitch" because any WOMAN who has to tell you she got good stuff…is a VIRGIN, a PROSTITUTE or is the last to know she's the talk of the town!
    It's like poor people getting a shit load of money…they wear EVERY DIME on their body so you can see they have something. If you have to TELL us you have it, we know you've never had anything and not used to having it now…nor will you have it for long. 3 boyfriends- WTF does that mean? Bitch please indeed. Damn Perez I might have to give you an "honorary sistah" award…you even wrote that with a swivle in yo neck! I knew somebody in yo family looks like me!

  88. Audrey says – reply to this


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    That wasnt a very nice thing to say….shame on you!

  89. I think I jus' wet me'self! says – reply to this


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    Re: scooch the red carpet – OMG!!!!!! LOL! Get this person a check! LO-MFin'-L!!!! Shut this one down….Elvis is leaving the building!

  90. TU says – reply to this


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    I think it is kind of sad that you assume everyone is a skank ho. I remember reading the article in Allure that had that very statement and my first thought was not lying slut… maybe you should give the women some credit and believe her, maybe she is as honorable as she states. Its not like she is flashing her coochie around like some actual skanks are… what if she didn't sleep her way here… unlike some actress's out there who not only sleep their way to the top but break up fucking marriages too…now that is what you call a sluttly homewrecker…not kate…she's a successful women and mother who didn't slut it out to become an icon.

  91. mel says – reply to this


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    well why not??

  92. Sean says – reply to this


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    She's had "about three boyfriends"? Can't she count to three without screwing it up?

  93. R says – reply to this


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    Why is it that she is always compelled to talk about SEX, at every opportunity she gets, like she is some gorgeous sex goddess, she is so not. I am all about being open about sex in general, having said that people who are constantly making remarks about anything to do with sex, as if they are insecure about something.

  94. ang says – reply to this


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    THAT. BITCH. CRAZY.

  95. big fan says – reply to this


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    apparently she likes to nickname her private parts. i read somewhere that she calls her nipples, "puppies noses". interesting…very interesting.

  96. Tomb Raider says – reply to this


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    Maybe Pharaoh's Womb would be more palatable?

  97. Boston says – reply to this


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    Classy ! —- right
    .
    Trashy !

  98. cats says – reply to this


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    LMAO!!!

  99. jmk says – reply to this


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    Why would you ever say anything like that, to anyone? I like her even less now.

  100. char char says – reply to this


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    ahahahahahahaha…….a recent renovation.

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