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Actress Kate Beckinsale doesn't think her eyes, legs, or even her breasts are her best features. Her best feature, according to Kate, is between her legs!!! And guess what, she even has a special name for it.

Kate, who apparently has been told her coochie is "spectacular" likes to calls her vajayjay the "Pharaoh's Tomb"!!!

We couldn't even make that up!

Beckinsale says, "My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I'm told it is spectacular. But you can't really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?"

And to quiet down any "slutty" rumors this might arise, Kate is adamant about the fact that she's not a slut.

She continues, "I was called a slut when I split up with Michael [Sheen] and began seeing Len [Wiseman], but I've only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb!"

Please, bitch, your tomb has probably had several expeditions.

And a recent renovation as well!

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196 comments to “She's Got A Magic Cooter!”

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  1. and what...? says – reply to this


    101

    when i think of a pharaoh's tomb — i think sand and dried up. SMH

  2. Wake up... says – reply to this


    102

    Any women that has to defend herself saying: That she's not a slut,
    once was, or still is…
    PS - We all have one between our legs honey.
    Dirty Whore.

  3. EuropEll says – reply to this


    103

    So what, 3 people have seen it and said it's "spectacular" (who even uses the word) and then it somehow applies to everyone? Please bitch, they were probably refering to it having some kind of nasty curse or something… Pharaohs Tomb, yeah… as in "filled with dust and dry corpses"!

  4. rachel koch says – reply to this


    104

    She is hands down the skankiest person in Hollywood and a world class hypocrite to boot. Didn't she dress up like a hooker to go trick or treating with her daughter, then talk about how she and her daughter like to point out bad plastic surgery and botox to each other? Does she have any values or any common sense at all? And her privates are spectacular compared to what? Her friends' privates? Her family members'? Or the ones she and her husband (whom she stole from another woman) see on their nightly porno binges?

  5. robin says – reply to this


    105

    There is nothing special about her or her coochie. She is really not that famous. Just another skank in Hollywood.

  6. yummy says – reply to this


    106

    She is yoummy. My dream is to see her best feature……

  7. not telling says – reply to this


    107

    her daughter went to my school in montreal for a few months and there was a parent relay and kate beckinsale came!!!

  8. california angel says – reply to this


    108

    How full of oneself does someone have to be to say something like that? For the love, seriously…who says that? Who cares about this no talent, only good for her looks, chick anyways…pharoah's tomb…sad.

  9. OMG! WHAT A WHORE! says – reply to this


    109

    i've been told that many times but i would'nt announce it to the whole entire world. what an ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. DIRTY WHORE says – reply to this


    110

    DOES SHE REALIZE THAT SHE MADE A COMPLETE FOOL OF HERSELF BY SAYING THIS??? IT'S PRETTY BAD WHEN YOU HAVE TO SHOUT THAT TO THE WORLD TO GET ATTENTION.

  11. stupid bitch! says – reply to this


    111

    is hers magic like mine?

  12. She's an idiot: says – reply to this


    112

    She saying her private is The King of Ancient Egypt?
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    That's sexy !
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    I think she only got the ancient part right.

  13. slutslutslut says – reply to this


    113

    wait, so shes had only like three boyfriends but a handful of people have seen into the pharaohs tomb.. bitch sleeps with every boyfriend shes had PLUS more she really is a slut

  14. cooter says – reply to this


    114

    Please dont use my name without my permission.

    Sincerely, cooter

  15. californiadreamin says – reply to this


    115

    Re: not telling
    WOW! that is soo cool i wish i went to that school!

  16. katie says – reply to this


    116

    thats one old box, slut

  17. Shamrock says – reply to this


    117

    WHY is there such a vagina stigma? Ladies, our bodies are NOTHING to be ashamed of! There's nothing wrong with talking about your female anatomy; it does exist. And there's certainly nothing wrong with having sex. You people dogging her must be very miserable and have sad, pathetic sex lives. Why is it so trendy to attack a woman for being sexually autonomous?

  18. sam says – reply to this


    118

    Oh Please Perez - NOT EVERY HOT CHICK IS A SLUT! …mostly the ugly ones are!

  19. ali says – reply to this


    119

    does anyone else think she looks just like alanis moreupset??

  20. Gazzer says – reply to this


    120

    Poor Perez..He will never be this beautiful and a lot more people have been in his stinky tomb.

  21. Return Of the Mummy says – reply to this


    121

    A tomb? That does not sound good, kind of dirty and scary!!

  22. Mar says – reply to this


    122

    Oh Perez if anyone criticizes you because of your comments, don't believe it. We love to read what we all think and you dare to say so. Love YOU!!!

  23. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


    123

    YECH!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HER NASTY PLACES! I'M ATTRACTED TO GUY'S MUSCLES AND THEIR TIGHT ROUND BUBBLE BUTTS AND I WAS BORN THIS WAY. I'M IN A MOOD TODAY SO FUCK OFF BIBLE BEATERS …..STICK IT IN YOUR BAD PLACE

  24. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


    124

    HOW COME GAY WOMEN ON THIS SITE DON'T GET GRAPHIC LIKE US GUYS DO? ME AND THE GUYS ON THIS SITE GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT WHAT WE WANT TO DO TO PRINCE HARRY AND MARIO BUT THE GIRLS…..I GUESS GIRLS ARE NICER….WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THIS HO WHO THINKS HER HOLE IS SOME KIND OF MAGIC LEPRECAUN PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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    TEE HOLLER!……………VOTE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT

  25. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


    125

    HOW COME GAY WOMEN ON THIS SITE DON'T GET GRAPHIC LIKE US GUYS DO? ME AND THE GUYS ON THIS SITE GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT WHAT WE WANT TO DO TO PRINCE HARRY AND MARIO BUT THE GIRLS…..I GUESS GIRLS ARE NICER….WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THIS HO WHO THINKS HER HOLE IS SOME KIND OF MAGIC LEPRECAUN PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    TEE HOLLER!……………VOTE BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT

  26. SuperStarSteve says – reply to this


    126

    What makes a vagina "SPECTACULAR"? Does it look spectacular? Well, I could go on, but my mind is a curious place to play in and I'm getting horny thinking about it…guess I'm BI.

  27. kfederstein says – reply to this


    127

    "Please, bitch, your tomb has probably had several expeditions."

    HAHA Perez you are golden!

  28. x says – reply to this


    128

    wow what a whore. so unclassy

  29. I don't believe it says – reply to this


    129

    My Gosh she is beautiful. It's hard to imagine she is a Brit Limey. I would love to see her vagina, I bet its pretty. whoo-yaa!

  30. JohnnyDo says – reply to this


    130

    Oh P-nasty… this chick has been turned out like the slut that she is… even a fake british accent can't cover that fact

  31. Hoochie With Moochie Coochie says – reply to this


    131

    If only 3 guys have seen this just-can't-act actress's skanky-ass snatch, what makes her hairy-end-of-a-gut so pharaoanically glorious. Is the path to her chamber painted with frescoes? Is the size of her ladyhole comparable to the pyramids? The latter I suspect. Gag—Vomit. WHAT AN ABSURD CLAIM TO FAME.

  32. Hoochie With Moochie Coochie says – reply to this


    132

    Or does the gaping gash just wreak of old dusty rotting mummy flesh…???!!!

  33. Jamie says – reply to this


    133

    Perez, that is the funniest shit I've ever heard! You kill me!

  34. lashlarue says – reply to this


    134

    'pharoah's tomb' is NOT what every sailor who's known kate the biblical way called kate's ever-ready cooter. they'll tell you it was, is and will always be affectionately nicknamed — 'anchovy alley.' muff said, lady — douche that damn thing once in a while, will ya?!

  35. john dixon says – reply to this


    135

    Yumm, I would rob that tomb like a motherfucker.

  36. lurker says – reply to this


    136

    Please, bitch, your tomb has probably had several expeditions.

    And a recent renovation as well!

    LOL..Perez you are so wrong and I love you

  37. nicki says – reply to this


    137

    interesting…I wonder why it is an egyptian…even an egyptian male???

  38. a tomb full of sand says – reply to this


    138

    and some camel piss

  39. courtney says – reply to this


    139

    sounds like a desperate attempt to bring attention to her "Pharoah's Tomb"or whatever she called it. let's face it, we all have something spectacular between our legs, it doesn't really tak etoo much talent to satisfy a man in bed… sorry perez, but you know it's true. and who has only ever had sex with 3 people, she must not be that fab…

  40. TACKY IS AS TACKY SAYS says – reply to this


    140

    this BITCH is TACKY!!

  41. greenm says – reply to this


    141

    what a stupid think to say! Men will always tell women, "oh..you feel so good baby…I love your kitty its [insert adjective here] " AND spectacular??…well, that must be a man who tells women so much their vagine is great that he chooses to mix it up a bit and use different adjectives…KATE they say that and other nonsense to make you happy and want to hand it to them. MEN ARE SCROUNDELS>>>haha…jk

  42. greenm says – reply to this


    142

    YES I said SCROUNDELS… i get excited and forget basic grammar-ok, anywho…who gives a shit-the point is that this women is so pathetic as to say this and to top it off she says she is not a slut! ITS A self fulling prophecy!! Here you are trying to get men to say, "…hmmm…im really curious now-her vagine is said to be delicious" and then she says oh for the record I'm not a slut bag…i have slept with a HANDFUL of men??? ARE we suppose to say, "OHHHH….never mind, I was jumping to conclusions, she is delicious and she has good morals-" AGAIN, what a pathetic thing to say.

  43. GREENma says – reply to this


    143

    YES I said SCROUNDELS… i get excited and forget basic grammar-ok, anywho…who gives a shit-the point is that this women is so pathetic as to say this and to top it off she says she is not a slut! ITS A self fulling prophecy!! Here you are trying to get men to say, "…hmmm…im really curious now-her vagine is said to be delicious" and then she says oh for the record I'm not a slut bag…i have slept with a HANDFUL of men??? ARE we suppose to say, "OHHHH….never mind, I was jumping to conclusions, she is delicious and she has good morals-" AGAIN, what a pathetic thing to say.

  44. Dada says – reply to this


    144

    If you're a hmmm *bitch*…it doesn't mean that all women are!!!

  45. Belialith says – reply to this


    145

    Hahahahaaaaaa you're so funny.

  46. I know the truth Maria. says – reply to this


    146

    MARIAVAGINA is a FAT BITCH!!!!!!! She hooked up with her brother when she was a teen. NASTY NASTY NASTY!!!!

  47. scoot that cooch says – reply to this


    147

    Re: Shamrock – Uh… Are you new? Everyone attacks everyone here. Do that red carpet cooch scootchin boogie Kate! I can just picture her labia lips walking down the carpet…..

  48. Perezislame says – reply to this


    148

    Perez you idiot, didn't you read the magazine? She was NOT talking about her cooter. You're so lame. She was joking about her intellect, using a sexual inuendo.

  49. GG1000 says – reply to this


    149

    OK, this one's debuting at number one on the chart on my "TMI Hit Parade." Why would anyone SAY something like that? Good grief.

  50. ess says – reply to this


    150

    That's just…gross; truly.

  51. IsO says – reply to this


    151

    Even Perez would laugh http://crazyforhillary.com/

  52. josie says – reply to this


    152

    Shut up, Perez. What business do you have to assume she's dated or even been with a lot of men? Not everyone's a whore like you… If anyone would touch you.

  53. LANA says – reply to this


    153

    The skank probably had to fuck so much to get the D list roles she gets, that she thinks she's Cleopatra with meat curtains to the floor like Joan Rivers. She could play classier roles, but she's too low end….

  54. SKINNY says – reply to this


    154

    THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH TALKING ABOUT YOUR VAGINA, YOU PEOPLE PROBABLY HAVE UGLY VAGINAS AND HATE YOURS THAT WHY YOU'RE TALKING CRAP, GET OVER IT SOME PEOPLE HAVE NICE LOOKIN "V" AND ARE PROUD TO TALK ABOUT IT. TALKING ABOUT IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A SLUT, IT MEANS YOU'RE SECURE AND COMFORTABLE WITH YOURSELF!!!

    "ABOUT 3 BOYFRIENDS" MEANS SHE'S DATED MORE PEOPLE BUT DIDN'T SLEEP WITH THEM, JUST THOSE THREE!!!

  55. Paula says – reply to this


    155

    she is ugly as hell, and your right about the last thought you had on this comment Prez. It is priceless.

  56. MJ says – reply to this


    156

    LOL @ Pharaoh's Tomb… she could call it The Valley Of The Kings,the holy grail,the ark of the covenant,Atlantis,the bimini road

  57. spike says – reply to this


    157

    I'd love to explore that tomb–yummmmmmmmm

  58. ilona rose says – reply to this


    158

    Oh Perez…Those last 2 lines are priceless…Very funny…When a woman is so proud of her coochie that she will speak to the press about it….WOW…What a big head…Thanks for the laugh, Baby !
    xox, ilona rose
    P.S. I only talk about mine to my husband…lol…Dumbass girl…

  59. CJOYLD says – reply to this


    159

    LOL. WTF? She's so weird.

  60. jessiejames says – reply to this


    160

    and dont forget the eventual callapse. how good coochie could be? unless she have one of those three in one coodhie's with three rings of sphincsters and and baby coochie on the inside whose sole purpose is to tap. B.S. you dont give your own coochie props.

  61. jessiejames says – reply to this


    161

    also, i hope that she understand that pharoah's tomb is filled with dead bodies. its either some guy's skin pole died in there or a whole person. either way not a compliment to the box.

  62. Melissa says – reply to this


    162

    OMG that was hilarious!
    "Please, bitch, your tomb has probably had several expeditions." i needed a good laugh thanks man.

  63. robintweet says – reply to this


    163

    maybe its called that because it's so old,smelly and dusty that a dead pharaoh would feel quite at home there????

  64. jenbunny says – reply to this


    164

    i can't believe no one has posted a tomb raider reference on here yet. therefore, i'm taking the liberty of saying that i'd like to raid her tomb. that's a rather odd name for the mystical fold, but she's a good-natured loony to actually say that. when she says 3 boyfriends, that could mean there's 37 guys and gals she's done the nasty with. ever seen the movie: clerks? still, i like her and her movies, and she's supposed to be a really great mom, so who cares? cooch is the new black!

  65. it's me says – reply to this


    165

    say the magic word and the tomb will reveal itself!

  66. Big Phallac says – reply to this


    166

    I think that women who are worried about being labeled a slut aren't real women. If a woman gets horny then fuck the one you are with. Kate has more class than most of you fat ass computer fags. Oh yeah she is the star of her own fucking TV show. At least she's not some fat assed freak show fag who writes this judgemental website. Now that's funny I don't care who you are. Hey fag boy pink a fucking hair color and quit drooling over little boys. You don't want to go to prison and be butt fucked do you? Oh yeah you do you fucking slut whore. Have a nice day, peace on earth hugs and kisses.

  67. CoCoa pops says – reply to this


    167

    I think what she really want to say is she has a dick there !!!!! A man in thick make up!

  68. Buster Cherry says – reply to this


    168

    King Tut, meet Queen Slut. Did I tell you I have a dancing dick? No? Because I have more class and I don't do auditions.

  69. Tulula says – reply to this


    169

    Maybe she is hinting she want to be the STAR of a porno movie ! The things people say to attract attention, another fame WHORE !!!

  70. CARYN says – reply to this


    170

    HER PUSSIE HAS PROBABLY BEEN STRETCHED OUT BY A BUNCH OF HUGE N1GGERCOCKS

  71. dissapointed says – reply to this


    171

    This was on popscribe ages ago. :( Recent please!

  72. papa bear says – reply to this


    172

    did this get bumped from a week ago? This story is at least 10 days old.

  73. britgirl says – reply to this


    173

    so it's not slutty to like water sports then huh? (we're not talking waterskiing here!)

  74. britgirl says – reply to this


    174

    so it's not slutty to like water sports then huh? (we're not talking waterskiing here!)

  75. tam says – reply to this


    175

    Wow, I don't know who's worse now, Britney or this overly confident idiot.

  76. menauri says – reply to this


    176

    "pharoah's tomb" sounds more like something died in there, why not "pharoah's pleasure palace"? mines better anyway, way better!!!!

  77. FFF says – reply to this


    177

    Is she counting the massive life-like dildo with the anal penetrator?

  78. lmao says – reply to this


    178

    I have the ill nana for real but do you think I would ever say that? I don't have to because it's true and the few men who have been lucky enough to go there know it too. If you really have the ill nana the word gets out whether you want it to or not. :)

  79. em says – reply to this


    179

    can we say trailer trash - she should grow some class - self respect - and dignity - slut - slut - slut

  80. okeydokey says – reply to this


    180

    Pharoh's Tomb?? wasn't it a dark, dry, cold, old dusty cavity filled with old bones??

  81. NY says – reply to this


    181

    LOL THIS STORY IS FUNNY.

  82. ? says – reply to this


    182

    Mine is called HIROSHIMA

  83. dumber than keira knightly and Avril Lavigne put together says – reply to this


    183

    A tomb.. like where rotted dead stuff can be found?

    Shes so incredibly stupid she needs a four second delay and an editor.

  84. confet says – reply to this


    184

    oh please. no one wants to hear about that. a pathetic quote from a pathetic actress for a teeny bit of publicity. lame!

  85. Smelly roast beef curtains says – reply to this


    185

    You can't even describe woman's privates! They look like hmmmm??. Men's look like a weird mushroom. Sure her best part is her coochie for the 2 minutes they are inside the tomb scraping bugs and scabs off the wall. then they cum and leave her. barf

  86. AMO says – reply to this


    186

    Whatever… just wondering why her nails are black and her toes are bright red? That's a no, no.

  87. TES says – reply to this


    187

    Oh God!! Not again. Another sorry ass actress trying to get publicity talking about her "stuff". Its an Eva Longoria move. Pathetic.

  88. SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this


    188

    Now, THAT'S how you float a rumour…'Supersnatch!' Kinda like the pretend rumour Sting (and perhaps Trudy) floated about the Tantric sex thing, as a joke. It multiplied his cachet exponentially, even if it was mostly pure spin. Lol.

  89. melinda says – reply to this


    189

    MMM, interesting. Kind of bizarre…..

  90. hoof hearted? says – reply to this


    190

    hey, rememeber what they found in "Pharaoh's Tomb".. a dead guy

  91. CATHAZAT says – reply to this


    191

    Oh Kate, you are such a plastic surgery victim. What a shame. To see her English Rose freshness–which to me was stunning–just rent a great flick called COLD COMFORT FARM. It also stars English greats like Stephen Fry and Ian McLellan (I think I spelled that right) and others. And it is a great film.

    Now I know that Kate was a bit younger but you can see that she's really mucked up her features in recent years: new teeth, Botox, a bit of nip tuck here and there, boob job. She's been Hollywood-ized and I find that very sad.

  92. Novel1 says – reply to this


    192

    Biggest cooter? Perez

  93. christie says – reply to this


    193

    i'm sorry, but that's frickin' weird. it still baffles me how people can proclaim things such as this to the public when they've got kids and all.

  94. Shes a Whore says – reply to this


    194

    Id bang her hard, but not make her a GF. And yeah shes only had a handful of BFs, but i bet that SLUT has slept around with plenty of loser guys she has one night stands with.

    TOTAL SLUT!!! Shes hot, but knowing shes a slut, just makes me want to stay the hell away from her VAJAY JAY.

  95. didntneedtoseethat says – reply to this


    195

    When I think "Pharaoh's tomb", I think of dust, cob-webs and a life-threatening, fungal "Curse".
    No mention of the mummy, wait, maybe that's the Pharaoh's tampon…

  96. TIRED OF IT ALL says – reply to this


    196

    Look, her tomb isn't any more spectacular than anyone else's.

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