She's Got Such A Dirty Mouth!

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Not all gays are happy!

Little Danny Noriega from American Idol has some issues he's working through.

And thankfully he's videotaping them all for our enjoyement!

Click here to see a deliciously teen angsty video of him, circa the pre-Idol days.

Hugs to you, Alba!

Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 1:19 pm / Email this »

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156 comments to “She's Got Such A Dirty Mouth!”

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damnsexygirl says – reply to this

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wow… he's totally hot for a gay guy (and I'm a girl). I'd hit it
Lesa says – reply to this

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hahahahahah
Idolsmidol says – reply to this

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OMG, he should totally date Chris Crocker, then they could extend their 15 minutes of fame. Danny looks like Angelina Jolie in the movie Hackers! Oddly, I actually think he looks better with full makeup. At least this kid is true to himself, unlike that Arizona stripper guy on American Idol.
K says – reply to this

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omg, it's jessica alba……….
YourMOM says – reply to this

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What an angry little douche
meg says – reply to this

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i love him though his voice is so good
lonely girl says – reply to this

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why did I think it was a girl before he started to speak…
* sexy *
k says – reply to this

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weirddd
liz says – reply to this

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hanging on VFTW PErezzy?
sassssssyk says – reply to this

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UHHH WTF?

is he wearing makeup? ahahahahah
Gazzer says – reply to this

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Wow, your other half…so cool Perez..you need lil Danny to feel complete..Butch as you are!
cheesepufflove says – reply to this

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firstttttt
ANGELA says – reply to this

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BWAHAHHAHAHA
Jake says – reply to this

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What a fag!
Caitlin says – reply to this

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looks like Miley Cyrus
Stefan says – reply to this

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He/she/it is such a diva… *sigh*
Jesse says – reply to this

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Ok this time in confused it that really a guy or is that girl??
Cheryl says – reply to this

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Wow. Hate much?
wes says – reply to this

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lol
Ihatehim says – reply to this

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WTF I hate that guy, he is so weird and he alwasys overeacts…
ANGELA says – reply to this

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AMERICAN IDOL IS FULL OF WINNNASSSS
Sharnina says – reply to this

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mmmmmmmmmkay……vote this turd burglar off of idol.
lucy bowels says – reply to this

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Can this guy be any gayer? SO embarrassing….
korndawg73@yahoo.com says – reply to this

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she looks like gay jessica alba….i love it
Sarah says – reply to this

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lol that was great.
Sarah says – reply to this

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lol that was great.
Ted says – reply to this

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damnsexygirl
you'd hit it, but it wouldn't have you.

next.
christina says – reply to this

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ummmmm……….
strange
gay says – reply to this

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wow he looks like a little girl oh wait he still does
sabrina says – reply to this

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Ok, so far on idol we have a dui, pics of girls feeling on each other, a stripper, and now this one saying he hopes santa rapes our mothers. Yeah, great "idols" fox. try doing background checks maybe?
mama says – reply to this

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Ew. Is that a cold sore? Girlfriend's got good eyebrows at least.
naz says – reply to this

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im second! i hate him, he's reallu fugly and rude
brainchild says – reply to this

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He's Sanjaya with slightly more talent, and cuter.
Kristen says – reply to this

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Is it just me or do all emo kids look like they have tourettes?
We Fuk Yung says – reply to this

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I bet his chola mom is proud….what a fag.
denice says – reply to this

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shame on idol and fox!!!!!
CORN says – reply to this

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What an idiot. He will be the next one to be voted off after that piece of crap gets around..
Sean says – reply to this

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Thats some funny shit!!!
Ryan says – reply to this

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That was great. I'm gonna vote for him just cause of this video.
jordan says – reply to this

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He doesn't look like Jessica Alba, he looks like a young Majandra Delfino (Maria from Roswell)
desi mae says – reply to this

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he kinda looks like miley with all that makeup. 0_0
flowbee says – reply to this

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ahh….such a hard life he has lead, right? Looks like a case of a bored rich kid to me. look at that f'n bathroom! And it seems to me mom and dad buy him lots of nice stylish punk/goth clothes. What the hell is he so mad about? What a douche.
Perezito's Stalker says – reply to this

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OMG, Perez, you mean the contestants on American Idol this year aren't absolute angels???? duh, who gives a fuck…this makes them more interesting. i mena i LOVED david hernandez before, but now that i know he showed his goodies for $$, i love him even more.
Grima says – reply to this

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Great original material yet again. How about some VFTW credit for this story and the David Hernandez piece (and pic) that you ripped off?
SAYS IT BEST says – reply to this

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Re: flowbee – SAYS IT BEST
c from NYC says – reply to this

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OMG. It's Sanjaya V.2. This is the angry and out version of Sanjaya. The real question is: How far will this untalented nightmare go on AI?
SAYS IT BEST says – reply to this

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Re: flowbee – SAYS IT BEST.
I thought we got rid of this guy last year says – reply to this

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He's awful. Sanjaya Jr.
AMY CRACKHOUSE says – reply to this

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Re: flowbee – this is why i hate
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j says – reply to this

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Re: Kristen –
hahaahah
jenni says – reply to this

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hahaha he reminds me alot of chris crocker, how embarrasing for him!!!
chad says – reply to this

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PLEASE VOTE HIM OFF. HE ISN'T ANY GOOD AND HE THINKS HE'S THE SHIT. HE LOOKS LIKE AN ASIAN DOROTHY HAMILL NOW. NOT REPRESENTIN' THE MO'S AT ALL!! GO AWAY.
amy says – reply to this

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I dont't like him anymore!!
lina says – reply to this

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omg, its jessica alba!!!
Cindy says – reply to this

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When I first saw that video I thought he was actually just an angry lesbian. I only found out he wasn't a she after reading your post.
Louse Smasher says – reply to this

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Reminds me of Prince. Little tempermental Tinkerbell with his overly gay mannerisms. He needs to be lombotomized and then castrated.
hesgross says – reply to this

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hes got herpes on his lip, sucking the wrong cocks it appears. he better not make the fucking final 12. him/her and that skunk haired bitch suck
Guy says – reply to this

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I'd hit it.
His Mother says – reply to this

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I am so proud.
rebecca says – reply to this

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I LOVE HIM!!! And yes he looks like alba, I thought that too. I hope he goes far in the competition. Come on Perez lets support the gay latino idol!!!!
Chris says – reply to this

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So are you just stealing EVERYTHING from Vote for the Worst now? Seriously, dude, get your own material. I used to think you were funny…
Larry Craig says – reply to this

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Ha ha!!! a nasty wetback fag, so what else is new????
Kate says – reply to this

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THAT'S A BOY?! Fuck… I thought he was a girl.
Derek says – reply to this

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This made me love Mister Noriega even more. XD He's awesome.
deneil says – reply to this

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he soooooooooooooooooooooooooo looks like alba
Brandon says – reply to this

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the video was deleted. please post it again from another source.

thanks.
Hi Carol!! says – reply to this

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LMFAO! THis guy is Hilarious, he thinks he's this gorgeous fag…God's gift to the world, so funny! I hope they keep him on AI longer, he's so much fun!!

The Christmas music and him potraying the unhappy little girl/boy who didn't get Chris Crocker (his match) under his tree, is priceless… I guess all gays think alike.. I smell hit reality show..
P.S.
He so looks like ”Legs” played by Angelina Jolie in the movie Foxfire…
Isildor says – reply to this

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If i had to have sex with a guy it would be him.
Just Me says – reply to this

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The file isn't playing - say's its deleted on myspace???
DukeC says – reply to this

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I can't stand that little bitch…. Hope he gets eliminated soon… He belongs in a drag show with all the other jaded queens… Don't want to see him on my tv…
Thief says – reply to this

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VoteForTheWorst.com posted this YESTERDAY you THIEF!
Eli says – reply to this

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haha, she's such bitch
queenbyst says – reply to this

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ok…sooo…if he likes boys y not at like one…or is he a tranny waitin on surgery. I have never understood the need to ….i bet he stuffs his bra…LOL!
Poor kid is gonna end up the next sangaya
Tom Foley says – reply to this

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A two time loser, a fag and a wetback all rolled up into a single package.
Disney says – reply to this

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He looks exactly like Miley Cirus!!!!

HANNAH MONTANA

Is that hannah montana with a short haircut or what!???
dee says – reply to this

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charming…one of you people, no? difference is, his "adolescent angst" is excusable, cause he IS adolescent…what's your excuse?
aaaaa says – reply to this

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miley cyrus gone emo!
LITTLE TWIRPY WANKER says – reply to this

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hideous and obnoxious.
michelle says – reply to this

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omg… I thought that was a young angelina jolie. lol she had the same shit attitude at his age also… Maybe hell end up dating a asian lesbian and then marry a hot leading man and have 16 children… good luck…
Kelmi says – reply to this

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I looooooove him!! Gay & Prouuuuuud! Princess Danny FTW!
Tlo says – reply to this

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What an emo little turd.
somo says – reply to this

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he should just get it over with and get a sex change since he CLEARLY wants to be a girl!!!!
DoubleyouTeeEff says – reply to this

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FREEZE IT at :17 AND SEE WHAT A FUCKIN DOUCHE THIS BITCH IS!!!!!
Devon says – reply to this

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Perez, I swear to God, the day you start crediting your sources will be the day that Britney joins a convent. VOTEFORTHEWORST.COM POSTED THIS YESTERDAY!

Hi, Dave.
NJPat says – reply to this

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I can't believe he hasn't been voted off yet.
April says – reply to this

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Ew, creepy weirdo. Not cuz he is gay jst cuz hes a freak.
Hopies smoking dopie. says – reply to this

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Flame on Danielle!
eeps! says – reply to this

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i wish i looked pretty as him!
Asha says – reply to this

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He's so pretty!
Rob says – reply to this

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haha i love him. "someone peopleeeee didnt like it" *snap snap*
xs says – reply to this

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I love his bitchy attitude! He's so pretty makes me wish I was a boy…
Down With Danny says – reply to this

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I HATE this kid more than anything! and this just makes it even worse… Can't stand him at all!!! So freakin' annoying!
Ooooo, cunty says – reply to this

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He looks like Miley Cyrus on a particularly heavy period…not like Alba at all. Hello Aunt Flo!
LaLa says – reply to this

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He would make real pretty girl… well, i think he already feels like a lil princess… so… there goes that thought out the window… SMOOCHES…
elizabeth says – reply to this

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"you all are piece of shits." uhhh, what?
Jay says – reply to this

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get this angry, ugly, snot off idol. is that a lip ring or cold sore? nice look loser
hmmm says – reply to this

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Looks EXACTLY like jessica alba in emo-makeup
jay says – reply to this

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i saw this and was like "IS THIS TEGAN OR SARA?!"
combjockey says – reply to this

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what a hideous little homo..
booger says – reply to this

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Rumor?

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