She's Got Such A Dirty Mouth!

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Not all gays are happy!

Little Danny Noriega from American Idol has some issues he's working through.

And thankfully he's videotaping them all for our enjoyement!

Click here to see a deliciously teen angsty video of him, circa the pre-Idol days.

Hugs to you, Alba!

    Posted: Mar 4, 2008 at 1:19 pm / Email this  »

    156 comments to “She's Got Such A Dirty Mouth!”

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    1. Patrick says – reply to this


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      Wost Contestant on American Idol.

    2. ydna2003 says – reply to this


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      tooo funny.

    3. sifow says – reply to this


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      i dont know why but i find it hilarious

    4. mayra says – reply to this


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      He looks just like jessica alba it's rediculous! They even have the same bitchy facial expressions haha He's kind of prettier though.

    5. elle says – reply to this


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      OMG i thought that was a girl at first! I love his christmas message :)

    6. TS says – reply to this


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      its basically miley cyrus with short hair!

    7. Hailzz says – reply to this


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      Jizz
      get a therapist sweetie….

      LOVE YOU PEREZITO

      KISSES AND MORE KISSES

    8. Katelyn Marie says – reply to this


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      Wow, what a bitch!

      I love him.

    9. Marciea says – reply to this


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      He is so fab.
      "He keeps me young, uh I love him so much!!!"

    10. Lena says – reply to this


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      Wow, I didn't know Jessica Alba was so angry…

    11. I loveee Danny says – reply to this


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      I loveee Danny sooo much.
      And this video makes me laugh.
      His personality is amazing.
      His voice is amazing.
      He is reallllyyyy hot too.
      P.S. I'm a girl.

    12. chikachika says – reply to this


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      i love danny so much !
      hes so funny and he has a great attitude .
      i want him to win american idol so bad !

    13. katie says – reply to this


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      … i thought this was miley cyrus..

    14. jh says – reply to this


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      lmao, he's actually amazing

    15. Slytherin Pride says – reply to this


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      Re: jay – That was funny as fuck! I almost choked on the bits of apple I'm snacking on

    16. I would NOT hit this says – reply to this


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      Every time I see him I beg for him to be voted off. I like a real man on this show. Like David the rocker (not David the stripper) and Michael. Straight women vote too and we like a little sugar with our singing so man up Danny! You're like a boy toy and I can't wait for you to be off the show. He can go off and be Jessica Alba's stunt double.

    17. Jeff says – reply to this


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      Anger & hate is not attractive.

    18. Hilarious. Keep voting for him says – reply to this


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      LOL. He makes me laugh. Go Danny!

    19. mike says – reply to this


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      much hotter with the makeup and f-uped mouth!

    20. allysoncamitta says – reply to this


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      this seriously makes me love him even more!!!!!!

    21. carol says – reply to this


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      this just made my day

    22. kylie says – reply to this


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      i'm so depressed, he's prettier than i am!

    23. x says – reply to this


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      omg that was fuckin hilarious! i officially love him

    24. dana says – reply to this


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      i think 'he' looks like jael from last- or 2 seasons ago of top model, no?

    25. red diablo says – reply to this


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      he does look like miley/angelina/jessica…he is sooooooooo femme…think this lil video will ruin his chances for real….but oh well..life goes on….yippeee

    26. emily says – reply to this


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      i dont fuckin care if he's gay! pretty boys got a hell of a voice

    27. gogo says – reply to this


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      i really cannot stand him, he can hardly sing and he's annoying cause he thinks that it's cute if he overreacts to everything. it's not cute and its not anything new. stop thinking that being unnaturally flamboyant will get you anywhere! everyone please vote this loser off. he's no perez! :)

    28. angeline says – reply to this


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      as if!

    29. bananazft.lauderale says – reply to this


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      OMG! potty mouth he kinda remind's me of hanna montana male version.

    30. stephanie says – reply to this


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      he looks so much jessica alba it hurts

    31. jacky says – reply to this


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      fuck, wat another cris crocker!!1

    32. Joey says – reply to this


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      OMG. hes so fiesty, i love it.
      lolx.
      and so cute.

    33. Raquel says – reply to this


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      Hahahahahahaha… I think he lOoks like Jessica Alba tooo!

    34. hmmmm says – reply to this


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      Oh come on PEREZ, he's SO NOT gay! NOT GAY! OK! And Kate Beckinsale has a pretty vag!

    35. Taco says – reply to this


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      Re: flowbee

      Bored rich kid?

      Haha, you'd be suprised…..we went to school together in Azusa, and let me tell you….not so glamorous ;)

    36. Mark says – reply to this


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      What a queen!

    37. Sister Midnight says – reply to this


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      In case there was any doubt, he totally outed himself via his song choice.

    38. erin says – reply to this


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      he looks like what miley cyrus would look like as a guy

    39. Jeanie says – reply to this


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      I love this bitch.

    40. miranda says – reply to this


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      I'm Sorry but I LOVE Danny… He's so crazy. What was he like 16 when he made this? There were a couple of guys like this when I was back in high schoo,l I loved them. You could always count on them to start the drama.

    41. norma snockers says – reply to this


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      flame on!

    42. WONDER TWIN says – reply to this


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      THAT WAS FUNNY!!! HE'S SUCH A FUNNY HOMO!! I THINK HE'S ADORABLY GAY!! HE'S ONE OF MY FAVS ON THE SHOW!!

    43. Anony says – reply to this


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      And that is why he is going to lose, lose lose! ATTITUDE!!!

    44. jd says – reply to this


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      what a little dickhead

    45. sticks says – reply to this


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      ok, Chris Crocker.

    46. Renton says – reply to this


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      He "put on" the same sort of forced attitude thing that Chris Crocker does. It's so high school… That whole "I'm spoiled by my parents, society, and the world at large, but I'm just so misunderstood - Waaa!"

      And it's so cool to hate Christmas. How cliche'.

    47. kim says – reply to this


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      He totally sucks and needs to go. He can't sing and is just too cocky!

    48. AngelaKU32 says – reply to this


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      So i dunno if its just me but he kinda resembles miley cyrus. maybe she is taking on three characters now? hannah, miley, and danny

    49. nikkerz says – reply to this


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      Haaaaha I loooooove Danny. c:

    50. yessica says – reply to this


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      thats the prettiest girl ive ever seen ^_^ ke chica tan guapa!!!!

    51. Tina says – reply to this


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      OMG….too funny. Wonder if that will get him voted off?

    52. Melanie says – reply to this


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      what a hot lesbian.

    53. ELaiNe says – reply to this


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      Hes My BABes!! i LOVe YOu DANNy…FuCK ALL THe SHiT TaLKeRs!

    54. Nivvv says – reply to this


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      OMG I might be the only one who laughed like hell after watching it? XD Its just that I find it funny.. He shouldnt dress like that XD but anyway LOVE DANNY

    55. StickySpice says – reply to this


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      Ummm…I'm gay and I would NOT do him. Honestly…isn't it so sad when no-talent people try so hard? Hopefully he'll develop an addiction soon and end up on the streets of LA singing Tainted Love to other hobos so we won't have to see him anymore! Yay!

    56. kelly says – reply to this


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      hahahaha! this is really funny!

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