Punctuation Is Pivotal

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This is so gross!!!

Why do these rags insist on doing shit like this????

In Touch put Britney on their new cover with an attention-grabbing headline that reads, "Was Britney Raped?

WTF???

Why put in the question mark there?????

They should either know she was or wasn't. Why put this story out there if it wasn't true or if they had doubts about its authenticity?????

Oh, wait, we know why.

They wanna sell magazines!!!!

So disgusting.

We don't wanna question marks in covers! We want to know that what we're reading is FACT!

    Posted: Mar 5, 2008 at 1:40 pm / Email this  »

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    1. ArmPitt™ says – reply to this


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      BFD!!!!!

    2. sindy says – reply to this


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      Horrible!

    3. tina says – reply to this


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      oooh but Katie DOES look super skinny in that pic

    4. mattygonewrong says – reply to this


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      it probably reads "was britney raped? not exactly… she agreed to have sex with a loser"

    5. FATASS!! says – reply to this


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      You're just mad because you didn't think of it first!!!
      You do the same thing ALL OF THE TIME, FATASS!!!!

    6. jenna says – reply to this


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      i love britney so much i wish people wud just leave her alone!

    7. yourmom says – reply to this


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      Shut up douche, you do the same thing every day on your site. Now you try to invoke journalistic integrity? Hypocrite.

    8. PJ Mommy says – reply to this


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      boo ya!!!!!!!

    9. Shazellie says – reply to this


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      first !!! this is really sad, i jus feel so bad 4 her … wen she start doin good ppl wanna bring her down nd thats extra shitty …. p.s. im 16 nd i love perez

    10. Me says – reply to this


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      HAHA - Want to know something is fact? Like Castro being dead?

    11. Reality says – reply to this


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      It's no more disgusting than the shit you write on here, hypocrite!

    12. Just 4 KiKs says – reply to this


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      i dont buy these kinds of magazines anyways…i read them while im IN the stores lol

    13. mara says – reply to this


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      agree

    14. LONDONSPUNK says – reply to this


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      WOOOAAAHHH PEREZ, ON YOUR HIGH HORSE ABOUT JOURNALISM… RIDE ME BABY, RIDE ME….

    15. mess729 says – reply to this


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      Save BRITNEY!

      p.s. GO HILLARY

    16. zippy says – reply to this


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      Just like everything on your web site is fact, Fidel…….

    17. Sarah says – reply to this


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      For once, you're right Perez! This is truly disgusting and if the story isn't legit, why publish it, no?

    18. lulu says – reply to this


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      idiots

    19. Sammy says – reply to this


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      People in glass houses shouldn't show throw stones, you fucking idiot.

    20. Racheyy says – reply to this


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      that's fucking obscene. why can't they just leave her alone until she gets better. she doesn't need that shit.

    21. me says – reply to this


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      I've heard these rumors before actually.

      Where there's smoke there's fire.

    22. donna says – reply to this


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      amen, sister!

    23. Cher says – reply to this


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      PEREZ HILTONS DOES THE SAME THING, EXCEPT ON HIS WEBSITE. TALK ABOUT HYPRICRIT!!!!!!!

    24. latina says – reply to this


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      leave her alone!!!!!!!!!

    25. da,da,da says – reply to this


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      kinda first?

    26. mel says – reply to this


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      This scenario has been out there for a while now, ever since she shaved her head. Someone close to her did it and it threw her into a tail spin.

    27. scoot says – reply to this


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      and your trying to sell advertising… so…

    28. I love you says – reply to this


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      i love britney

    29. lilo says – reply to this


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      Sad.

      Very sad

    30. Andrew says – reply to this


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      Not even the New York Times is that bad!! Shameless!!

    31. CoolGurl says – reply to this


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      PHURSTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    32. k says – reply to this


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      i see what you mean…but magazines and gossip sites (including yours) put out rumors all the time.

    33. mr says – reply to this


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      5th??? was she rapped?

    34. tara says – reply to this


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      you mean like when you told us that Castro was dead???????

    35. whitetrash says – reply to this


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      ID RAPE THAT NASTY PIECE OF WHITE TRASH TOO

    36. Lauren says – reply to this


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      I used to buy these magazines when they were 1.99. Now they're like, 4 dollars a pop, and it's all bullshit you're reading anyway. Don't support crap like this. She's starting to do well, leave her the fuck alone!

    37. Rich says – reply to this


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      Well…that's funny comming from you considering it's exaclty what you do here! (And for the SAME reason!)

    38. sassy says – reply to this


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      thats fucking wrong

    39. robin says – reply to this


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      …and thats what every troubled starlet needs. A rape rumor. If she was raped, its still absolutely awful to publicize that.

    40. WTF says – reply to this


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      PEREZ..U ARE SO FULL OF SH*T..I THINK THAT EVEN A SUPERSIZED DIAPER..WITH ANOTHER SUPERSIZED DIAPER COULDN'T SAVE YOUR HOT PANTS! IF BRITNEY'S PEOPLE WASN'T ON TOP OF YOUR GREASY @SS..U WOULD BE RIGHT ALONG WITH THESE SCUMLOIDS! SMH!!!!

    41. denice says – reply to this


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      Perez you are no fucking different you douche bag!!!!!!

    42. ross says – reply to this


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      i hate the women who actually buy these mags

    43. diane says – reply to this


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      How fucking funny are you? Isn't that the pot calling the kettle black? You do it all the time.

    44. ribolden says – reply to this


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      Thats why I love Peez…and not those sick mags!

    45. mimi says – reply to this


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      What the hell? leave brit alone, shes getting normal again, dont make a comotion!

    46. britt says – reply to this


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      shes a whore anyways

    47. Jen says – reply to this


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      Pot, meet Kettle

    48. briand says – reply to this


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      That is a terrible question to put on the cover of a magazine…especially a gossip magazine. I can only imagine how ridiculous the story itself is.

    49. K says – reply to this


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      You are one to talk!

    50. Lori says – reply to this


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      i love you britney x

    51. bill abong says – reply to this


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      Hey asshole, what makes your site any different? You post bullshit everyday.

    52. B. says – reply to this


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      Even if she was, that is absolutely no ones business but her own, & those that are close to her.
      Disgusting.

    53. CJOYLD says – reply to this


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      WORD.

    54. motorbike says – reply to this


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      oh really? like you've never done the same thing before?

    55. Canadian Girl says – reply to this


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      Where are the morals of these editors. So ghetto!

    56. ILEANA says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    57. LookAtYou says – reply to this


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      Perez, please. You put out information without having the facts everyday. That's like the kettle calling the pot black. Get on a diet and shut the fuck up.

    58. nyc says – reply to this


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      Sorry Perez, but you do this to sell ad space. What's the f'ing difference? Let's call a spade a spade. Come on

    59. puss says – reply to this


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      Oh that's rich coming from you, Mr. "CASTRO IS DEAD".

    60. Matias says – reply to this


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      awwwwr!
      I hate that fucking magazine
      always giving shit
      Queen B is in recovering
      leave her alone with the people who really loves her
      from chileeee
      vivva britneyy

    61. Sam says – reply to this


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      You do the same thing all the time.

      Every time I come to your site I see a new story based on speculation from what you call a 'great source'

    62. kate says – reply to this


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      Perez is a fucking dumbass he does the same thing for the same reasons!!!! he hopes that britney kills her self this year so he came make more money. Perez is a life ruiner!!!!!!

    63. LeonA'$ Gho$T, yep, back and BETTER THAN EVER, BIYATCHES! says – reply to this


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      Raped? That's a good one.

    64. fhjg says – reply to this


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      GOD I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS STUPID LOWLIFE!!! WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE ON EVERYTHING???
      WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUN?!!!

    65. rob says – reply to this


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      perez you speak like you arent guilty of the same things, not only do you falsely report on celebrities all day but you were hating on britney until you realized her fan base was a whole lot larger than yours….. grow up you pathetic loser

    66. icelandic chick says – reply to this


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      poor britney
      why lie something like that up on her? thats disgusting
      i really feel for her
      but im also very proud of her for being strong!
      britney, iceland really loves you! be strong!

    67. Anna says – reply to this


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      Facts? In Touch?

    68. Krissy says – reply to this


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      HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    69. andi says – reply to this


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      It is horrible. Very sad she has to deal with this as well as her real problems.

    70. -Ash- says – reply to this


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      Jesus wept you Yanks are sick fuks… There is sensationalist journalism and then just vulgar lies… This obviously the latter. How is this cack legal??? Not to mention the fact that the presedential race is turning into a soap opera. Seriously… on EVERY tv show… WTF?! Politics is not light entertainment. SICK SICK SICK… and breathe…

    71. Natalie says – reply to this


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      it's true. remember when sam said he was the only one who knew, and one other person, of something bad that happened to her that started her going nuts? I knew that's what it was! You could guess. I bet sam spilled the beans!

    72. Marlie says – reply to this


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      "They should either know she was or wasn't. Why put this story out there if it wasn't true or if they had doubts about its authenticity?????" …. Asked from the same blowhard who screamed Fidel Castro was dead? Pot meet Kettle.

    73. Alexis says – reply to this


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      Thats wrong

    74. latina enojada says – reply to this


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      LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      BRITNEY IS LOVE!!!
      :(

    75. serra says – reply to this


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      Fact - oh you mean like how you report on stuff? Like how you send everyone into a tail spin about you balling like a baby about Patrick Swayze having 5 weeks to live? With no facts to back anything up. It doesn't matter if you are getting the info from another source or not. You did exactly the same thing you are bitching about here! Little hypocritical, no?

    76. Lin says – reply to this


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      I would say that I am shocked that a gossip rag would stoop to such levels, but then again, it is the American media . . .capable of the most horrendous levels of propaganda and lies. Clearly this story is only about selling copy, and if it were true, that would make the magazine that much more disgusting. Rape is not something to be taken lightly, and exploiting it to sell magazines is just another example of how women are continually exploited in this country. Sad.

    77. gossipgirl says – reply to this


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      this post was actually nice of you. i agree, why would you even write that over the cover if youre not even sure?
      personally i think she wasnt raped.
      and they are definitely trying to sell covers because who reads inTouch anyways…its all about People and US Weekly!! phuahahaha

    78. Girl Unimpressed says – reply to this


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      wow perez, could you be a bigger hypocrite?

    79. hypocrit says – reply to this


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      Oh pleeeeease. The master of speculation talking about fact checking, HAHAHAHAHAHA.
      Look who's talking, mister, I sell my soul for more ads.

    80. Vanessa says – reply to this


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      Tabloids are becoming less interesting. They ask questions and give some made up story as to what might happen, might have been or could be. Sounds like The Insider. What will be next?

    81. Revolta says – reply to this


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      PEREZ…POT…KETTLE…BLACK

    82. SHE'S LIKE THE WIND says – reply to this


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      Re: whitetrash – DOES THAT INCLUDES..YOUR MOTHER?

    83. g says – reply to this


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      She probably started thr rumour herself to get sympathy.
      I don't care if you were raped bitch. so many people go through much
      worse than you, and they don't get any support. you worthless skank

    84. t says – reply to this


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      LOVE YOU BRITNEY!!!!!! SUPPORT YOU ALWAYS.

    85. Vanessa says – reply to this


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      She could be "raped" if she was drugged unwillingly. If she is not mentally able to make decisions, then could a man take advantage of her? Could Osama have drugged her and raped her? YES, and so could Adnan. If she was not able to make the decision to have consentual sex, she was raped.

    86. Well? says – reply to this


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      What do they know? Someone needs to get busy finding out yeah or nay.

    87. Obsessed says – reply to this


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      I stopped buying that rag when it went up to three dollars !! nothing they print is true, this one and Life and Style especially, I am surprised they dont get sued every week !!!

    88. YourMomma says – reply to this


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      Re: serra – That's 'bawling' like a baby…agree with your post…

    89. lara says – reply to this


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      Poor girl, this would explain so much.

      I wouldn't be suprised if it was one of those nasty guys that acted as a 'talent coach' in her hometown.

      Have you seen that channel 4 (uk) doc 'Britney's Redneck Roots'?!!

    90. Jessica says – reply to this


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      Kind of like Castro being dead???

    91. kate says – reply to this


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      i totally agree perez!! now that she is finally on the right track they are gonna start making up bullshit lies to try and bring her down. stay strong brit!!!

    92. Sinead says – reply to this


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      Why cant they just leave Britney alone, FFS!!!

    93. Me says – reply to this


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      Jeeze…I agree. This has been happening more and more. They can print ANYTHING and follow it up with "ALLEGEDLY" or "UNCONFIRMED". Sick.

    94. JesúsdeVerdad says – reply to this


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      ¡A qué sí! ¡Diles como es Perez, de verdad! You tell 'em girl!

    95. G says – reply to this


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      Use somebody to get ahead? thats rude and disgusting, fucktards!!!

    96. ashley says – reply to this


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      ok..im not much of a commenter….but you kiddes stop making fun of perez!! hater hater hater….if you dont like him then you can go fuck yourself and not come to his webpage…..

    97. XEO says – reply to this


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      YOU KNOW SOMETHING….PEREZ YOUR AN IDIOT…I REMEMBER WHEN BRITNEY WAS FUCK UP..YOU WOULD POST ALL THESE FUNNY PICS OF HER AND MAKE FUN OF HER AND THEN YOU TURN AROUND AND START ACTING LIKE IT PISSES U OFF THAT PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT BRITNEY…THAT JUST SHOWS WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE…A DOUBLE FACE BITCH! ONE DAY YOU WILL TALK NICE ABOUT SOMEONE AND THE OTHER MAKE FUN OF THEM….I CAIN'T BELIVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE YOU…I LIKE BRITNEY MUSIC AND SHE KNOWS HOW TO DANCE……SHES NO SINGER…WELL I SAID WHAT I HAD TO SAY…..

    98. prettyinpink says – reply to this


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      Good call Perez! Your getting better at that whole "not printing lies thing" your self!!!
      Keep up the good work!

    99. liinndsay says – reply to this


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      pooor brit,
      like she doesnt have enough drama in her life..
      the press needs to leave her alonefor a bit because shes finally getting back to normal

    100. Vanessa says – reply to this


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      She could be "raped" if she was drugged unwillingly. If she is not mentally able to make decisions, then could a man take advantage of her? Could Osama have drugged her and raped her? YES, and so could Adnan. If she was not able to make the decision to have consentual sex, she was raped.

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