Punctuation Is Pivotal
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This is so gross!!!
Why do these rags insist on doing shit like this????
In Touch put Britney on their new cover with an attention-grabbing headline that reads, "Was Britney Raped?
WTF???
Why put in the question mark there?????
They should either know she was or wasn't. Why put this story out there if it wasn't true or if they had doubts about its authenticity?????
Oh, wait, we know why.
They wanna sell magazines!!!!
So disgusting.
We don't wanna question marks in covers! We want to know that what we're reading is FACT!
Working Hard for the Money!
Glamazon!
Re: yourmom – agreed!!!!
you do the same thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow, you're such a hypocrite. you put out so much garbage that you don't know is true or not (for example, yesterday stating that ashlee simpson was drunk…then stoned). while that isn't as extreme as rape, you have no right calling people out for doing the samn damn thing you do.
Oh my god! You do the same thing every day!
i think Olivia Jones has some anger management issues… chill baby!
LMFAO! if she was…she prolly doesnt even remember it!
Umm, come on, hypocritcal much.
pot.kettle.black.
don't you do the same exact thing? may not be as serious as rape but you still use the same method
The same reason you sling the same ishit, Perez! MONEY!
[Intro]
Do you feel this
I know you feel this
Are You ready?
I dont think so
[Part 1]
Somebody give me my truck
So I can ride on the clouds
So I can turn up the bass like…
Somebody pass my guitar
So I can look like a star
And spend this cash like…
Whatchu gonna do when the croud goes Ayo?
Why you standin' on the wall?
Music startin' everywhere
So why dont you just move along?
[Chorus]
I see you lookin at me
Like I'm some kind of freak
Get up out of your seat
Why dont you do somethin'?
I see you lookin' at me
Like I got what you need
Get up out of your seat,
Why dont you do somethin'?
[Part 2]
Now you all in my grill
Cause I say what I feel
Only rock to what's real
Baby bump bump
But I can't do that with you
Only here with my crew
I can roll if you can
Dont be a punk punk
Whatchu gonna do when the croud goes Ayo?
Why you standin' on the wall?
Music startin' everywhere
So why dont you just move along?
[Chorus x2]
Na nananananana
Uh!
Na nananananananana
[Bridge]
I see you lookin' over here
Cant you tell I'm havin' fun
If you care like I know
You would stop
starrin' at us
And get your own space
And do somethin'
[chorus x2]
Fuck!
Do Somethin'
Ow!
Why dont you do somethin'?
pot calling the kettle black
OMG she was not raped. she's messed herself up.
yea yea stupid cover but oh please Perez, you were hating on her a couple of weeks ago before she became less crazy. i don't even know why anyone likes this britney bitch.
u do the exact same thing Perez, u r not that stupid are you?
since when did you care wat tabloids write about Britney Spears? did u forget your job consists of celebrity gossip too? oh yeah don't forget all your smack talking and name calling you do on ms. spears. you just love being a hypocrite or either that you do it intentionally to have us respond back.
Do you guys remeber right after she shaved her head everyone was asking why she did it and her manager Larry Rudolph said "She had something traumatic happen to her which hopefully will never happen again and this was her way of dealing with it." I always thought that was a strange thing to say. Some people thought the traumatic thing was her aunt dying, but obvioulsy thats not something that could happen again. I wondered if she had been raped or attacked or something. Poor girl, shes obvioulsy been through a lot of trauma either way and deserves our compassion and prayers.
Like you're any better than those magazines Perez, you cockmonger.
More of a rapist, aggressive seducer than victim if you ask me.
Umm Perez aren't you being a hypocrite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your goal site often reports such things and your goal is the almighty dollar by posting celeb gossip.
Not only are they disgusting for printing it…your disgusting for giving them publicity…maybe she was, maybe she wasnt, either way, thats so FUCKING wrong….everyone needs to leave her the fuck alone…imagine if you were raped and it was all over the place with your face on it….so fucked up
The stop reading tabloids oh and maybe this column too
Perez,
Kudos on calling out the magazine industry and marking them as a money making venture; however, aren't you essentially guilty of the same thing by placing the same information on your own page? I realize you most likely obtain your income from advertisements and endorcement, but the only reason you have advertisers on your site and the only reason you're well-known is because of people (like myself) who come to read the usually incorrect information you place on your site…which you make money off of. Just a thought.
"We want to know that what we're reading is FACT!" Yes, we do Perez, so how about working on that a little harder? Wow, I laughed when I read that coming from you.
HOLD UP!! You are upset because a magazine reads "was Britney raped?" this has you in arms but, hoping that a 15 year old develops a drug habit instead of giving a peace sign again clears your moral standard?? What is wrong with you??
Thats horrible how far can these magazines go before someone sues there asses
pot meet kettle
what do YOU know about facts you fucknutt!!!!!!!!
erm… you are a GOSSIP BLOGGER you do the SAME THING… quit trying to church it up hypocrite
since when are you a model of virtue?
youre a dumbass perez….nothing in those magazines are fact..
For someone who that has actually happened to….thats effing disgusting.
Good to know they are those kind of people…
That is so offensive to me and im sure to others.
It's like they are picking things to make up about her. No matter if its true or not. Thats her business..GOD!
Oh, c'mon, Perez. I love your site but like you're one to talk about innuendos and rumors. LOLZ.
You can talk Perez, you have been put shit up about her for months without knowing the facts. Clearly there is a reason for Brit's behaviour and illness.
oh perez, fuck you… you do it all the fucking time… get the fuck over it.
they do it for the same reason that you put a headline that doesn't have anything to do with the story. remember "britney tried to commit suicide?" and the story was really about her grandmother. ur a fucking idiot perez
But isn't your line of business feeding the public "facts" not known to be actual facts, just to be the FIRST one to get it out there?? Then you can brag that you were the first one to disclose it (if it comes to fruitiion) or…many times you just put in an "update" to correct something you mistakenly wrote as fact. Pot…Kettle…Black? I think so!
Your trash like the people who write for that mag Perez, AKA Mario.
The more I try to give you props for being sucessful,the more you make us sick. It will all come back and hit you in the face though,and it will hurt like hell.
Mario, as much as you irratate me at times, I must admit that you're a warm-hearted person and that inside your snarkiness there is really a lovely man.
Interesting you say "hey should either know she was or wasn't." Like you knew Fidel passed and you posted multiple stories about it. You are in the same business.
I can't stand those magazines and the bullshit they are allowed to put in it!! You can't go on TV and say random stupid shit so why should they for the sake of making money? Could you imagine being her? Yea she made some albums but why stalk her every move? This is one fucked up world! When we care that much about what she does! This magazine should be shut down or fines or something!! Ruins lives for money classy!
Mario, are you serious? You are TOTALLY guilty of the same damn thing every single day. There is a reason why you are a pop culture observationist and NOT a journalist…because you sling shit not truth. You're infamous for giving half the story based on sketchy details and promoting it as fact for your benefit (and being infamous is NOT the same thing as being famous, hard as you may wish). Distorting reality to your advantage and using your influence on an audience that thrives on mindless chatter is your "talent", regardless of the damage done to undeserving individuals. Check yourself, honey - you are EXACTLY THE SAME as those shmucks at IN TOUCH. At least their "writers" use fucking spell check. Sad, really.
you are a hypocrite and getting a little bit of a fat head perez! I used to love you but you are really getting off on your rising fame and acting like you are superior to any other blog/publication. There's lots of false shit on your site.
grammar is pivotal too, fyi. do you ever even spell check at all? and you always base like 80% of your stories on speculation, so you're one to talk.
I have to say, I respect Britney a lot more now that she had that melt down. Magazines are throughly disgusting. Hopefully nobody buys that, but of course they will with a fuckin headline like that
You're such a hypocrite. You bitch like a big baby about slurs against people you like, and then you make fun of whoever you want. Oh, you're fat, you're ugly, and your hair looks completely stupid. I hope your show fails, and I hope someday someone beats your flabby fat ass to pieces. You post lies all the time, and post hateful remarks about people constantly, and then you come in whining and crying. You're a hate mongerer. You hateful hateful flabby fat-assed stupid moronic creature feature.
Hey, how do you like it MUGLY, BUGLY STUPID FAT ASSHOLE LOSER TURD.
Re: whitetrash – what the fuck is wrong with you you sick perverted and probably very disfigered looking person
Katie looks scary skinny because Tom Cruise is withholding her food until she recruits more $cientologi$t$!!!!!
It's reads like just like the shit that you've said about her.
Cause legally she isn't raped until a court says someone raped her.
Until then, it's 'an allegation', cause we are all innocent until proven guilty.
Maybe she had consensual sex.
Maybe it was someone else.
Maybe it was in her head!
It's that 'little ole law thing' again!
To Hell with in tough. What ever happened to the rape victim anonymity thing? as a victim of rape, who is just beginning to deal with the shit that came with it nearly a decade after the fact. I can talk about it in therapy and obviously anonymously like this, and even now I'm freaking. I would definitely not want that shit all over the world, in magazines in every store, on the internet, on TV. If I were Brit, I'd sue like hell. Poor girl needs to be left alone, she has enough shit to deal with. while I may not like her brand of anything, I feel sorry for anyone dealing with what she is with depression and the Paparazzi hounding her constantly.
/rant.
LOL! Just like you said Castro was DEAD!!!! Ya that was a great fact fat ass!
Re: houskat –
You be's so articulate!
For the rest of you needing a translation:
Usually we Capitalize the start of sentences, and leave spaces between words.
yea = yeah
Trailor is spelt trailer.
And bicth is spelt bitch!
it's like the pot calling the kettle black, Perez…
Re: peachy –
Wow!
You're a perfect example of human decency.
Perez is hateful? Hmm. That pales in comparison to you
God protects idiots and children!
Clearly we know which one you are!
As an English teacher - which is the language I assume you speak - although it is not clear from your message -
Loved the adjectives, but you kinda lost me at Mugly, Bugly.
Also, creature and feature may rhyme, but that doesn't make them inter-changeable.
And we generally use commas between adjectives whether they are intelligible or not!
No one cares about this has been. She needs to marry the child molester Jackson and move out of the country. Two failed has been talentless pretend artists. Makes me gag!
soo true perez
you do they same thing you stupid mother fucking fat piece of shit cuntface stinky ass prick
hypocrite… i mean
all in good fun
HIPPO-crit
haha
Kind of like all the shit we read on your page is fact?
Get over yourself.
if you really that it was that disgusting you wouldn't put it on your site. You're pretty much advertising for that mag.
Ha ha, you big fucking dopey dickhead, so what if it says that, what the fuck do you care? Shouldn't you be going through some bins or something. I saw a mag the other day reading "Is Perez a fucking knob head?" Again why the question mark?
perez, i hope u read this because i love what u just said about that mag and how we want the truth! i use to buy mags all the time and no i havent bought a gossip mag in 2 years . i invested in a labtop to read ur site and also save the earth , thanx perez keep rockin!
Like I am SURE you do your gossip stint here online for free?? Or maybe just for all the "freebies" you get from it? How IS that new enlarged asshole you have gotten reamed, workin out for ya, huh?
Re: michele –
I see Perez's mother has shown up to defend her virtuous, kind, and charming son.
i guess im a sick fcuk but that shit is funny as hell for as much as i love britney! you gotta sell sell sell!!!
They wan2 sell magz like you want hits on your website…Dick.
precisely they just wnt 2 sell magazines and earn lots and lots of money, using the name of our legendary miss spears. anyways, dnt judge a person without even knowing her personally ur just showing urself as a ignorant and unprofessional. Thank you perez for not being mean to her at all. She is doing better and I'm sure it helps when people like you are nice. If we say good things she will continue to get better. She is still a great artist. She is just not 17 anymore and life got hard in some many ways. Let's give her a break. God let's just be positive. She seems to really be trying. Y'all are just mad cause she is becoming normal and u can't hate anymore. Ha ha.
P.S Annoying people are obviously bizarre!!!
Not so long ago, I was reading all kinda nasty comments on Unfitney, the TrainWreck and so on. I find it ironical that now you defend her. Be consistent please!
Re: Ducky –
Uh, no.
Usually I am really harsh on PerezRe: sarah wall – .
But this time he he is right!
I am Canadian, ergo michele = michael.
Not his mom.
Nor his dad, fyi!
God bless, Ducky!?!?!?!!!
Re: Canadian Girl – omg. yes. and it is the editors choice ..what to print. this is ghetto. shamefull! makes me want to stop gossiping myself. written or otherwise.
Re: Obsessed – they do. get sued every week. trust me i know. theyve got a whole department dedicated to handling it.
TO ALL THE IDIOTS WHO SAYS THAT PEREZ DO THE SAME…..YOU WISH BITCHES!!! PEREZ ONLY TELLS THE TRUTH, 99% HE WRITES IS TRUE!!! AND HE ONLY TELLS HIS OPINION!
BECAUSE YOU DONT LIKE HIM YOU WANT HIM TO BE A LIAR. STUPID BITCHES
just like when castro died, right perez?
Ya know DOUGHBOY, have you ever heard of being SUED? It doesn't even have to be by the person you are writing the SHIT about.Lots of dirty little secrets come out in lawsuits. Things about drugs, gang bangs, sex tapes, theft, all sorts of little secrets. The fact that you are helping with this trash regarding Britney Spears and a possible rape, do you have any females in YOUR family….or are you the only one, if THAT's the case, then we all know you can't rape the willing. Supporting this kind of bullshit is disgusting and is NOT reporting news. I think that you deserve to be taken to court and have the shit sued out of you…….by one, to one hundred people….wonder if Shannon would be interested, I KNOW Britney's camp would be. Your second rate DOUGHBOY, to busy blowin' cock to try and "move on up" in the world. If you took a nap and never woke, nobody would be writing about you!
Perez, you seriously have nothing better to do with ur time!! ur fuckin fat and ugly!! get a fucking life u useless piece of fuckin shit…..your a waste of space…..everytime u breathe u steal my air so why dont u just fuckin die already
Didn't you do the same shit? Posting stuff about her committing suicide?? So your site can be viewed more? Now your all trying to be nice and for Brit! Bulshiz your just like the fake ass Paps.
pot….. kettle…..
HAHAHHAHA HAVE YOU EVER ONCE CARED TO CHECK ANYTHING THAT ANYONE COULD EVEN CONFUSE AS A SOURCE????
What about the Britney AIDS rumor?
Perez wants only facts…HAHAHAHAHA. That's good, the best I have heard in a long time.
ALL YOU DUMB STUPID IDIOTS THAT ARE FREAKING OUT ON PEREZ FOR DEFENDING BRITNEY, DON'T REALLY STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE..AH…THE REASON WHY HE'S DEFENDING BRITNEY IS CAUSE…SHE MIGHT BE REALLY SICK????…..SO LIKE…GET A FUCKIN' CLUE! MORONS!… NO ONE IS MAKING FUN OF ALL YOU HATERS!! BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE RETARDS!!!!! see.. it's not nice to make of people when there is something wrong with them…
p.s. i meant for it all to be in caps to!! kissses!!!! -KT-
Re: LONDONSPUNK – ALL YOU DUMB STUPID IDIOTS THAT ARE FREAKING OUT ON PEREZ FOR DEFENDING BRITNEY, DON'T REALLY STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE..AH…THE REASON WHY HE'S DEFENDING BRITNEY IS CAUSE…SHE MIGHT BE REALLY SICK????…..SO LIKE…GET A FUCKIN' CLUE! MORONS!… NO ONE IS MAKING FUN OF ALL YOU HATERS!! BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE RETARDS!!!!! see.. it's not nice to make of people when there is something wrong with them…
p.s. i meant for it all to be in caps to!! kissses!!!! -KT-
Re: WTF – ALL YOU DUMB STUPID IDIOTS THAT ARE FREAKING OUT ON PEREZ FOR DEFENDING BRITNEY, DON'T REALLY STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE..AH…THE REASON WHY HE'S DEFENDING BRITNEY IS CAUSE…SHE MIGHT BE REALLY SICK????…..SO LIKE…GET A FUCKIN' CLUE! MORONS!… NO ONE IS MAKING FUN OF ALL YOU HATERS!! BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE RETARDS!!!!! see.. it's not nice to make of people when there is something wrong with them…
p.s. i meant for it all to be in caps to!! kissses!!!! -KT-
wtf!!! ALL YOU DUMB STUPID IDIOTS THAT ARE FREAKING OUT ON PEREZ FOR DEFENDING BRITNEY, DON'T REALLY STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE..AH…THE REASON WHY HE'S DEFENDING BRITNEY IS CAUSE…SHE MIGHT BE REALLY SICK????…..SO LIKE…GET A FUCKIN' CLUE! MORONS!… NO ONE IS MAKING FUN OF ALL YOU HATERS!! BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE RETARDS!!!!! see.. it's not nice to make of people when there is something wrong with them…
p.s. i meant for it all to be in caps to!! kissses!!!! -KT-
…ALL YOU DUMB STUPID IDIOTS THAT ARE FREAKING OUT ON PEREZ FOR DEFENDING BRITNEY, DON'T REALLY STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE..AH…THE REASON WHY HE'S DEFENDING BRITNEY IS CAUSE…SHE MIGHT BE REALLY SICK????…..SO LIKE…GET A FUCKIN' CLUE! MORONS!… NO ONE IS MAKING FUN OF ALL YOU HATERS!! BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE RETARDS!!!!! see.. it's not nice to make of people when there is something wrong with them…
p.s. i meant for it all to be in caps to!! kissses!!!! -KT-
Re: rob – ALL YOU DUMB STUPID IDIOTS THAT ARE FREAKING OUT ON PEREZ FOR DEFENDING BRITNEY, DON'T REALLY STOP TO THINK THAT MAYBE..AH…THE REASON WHY HE'S DEFENDING BRITNEY IS CAUSE…SHE MIGHT BE REALLY SICK????…..SO LIKE…GET A FUCKIN' CLUE! MORONS!… NO ONE IS MAKING FUN OF ALL YOU HATERS!! BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE RETARDS!!!!! see.. it's not nice to make of people when there is something wrong with them…
p.s. i meant for it all to be in caps to!! kissses!!!! -KT-
Perez Hilton.. You're very hypocritical. Don't talk about magazines advertising false things, because you do the same. How about you get a real job and do something useful with your life?
If you want facts, then don't read InTouch weekly!
My god, I hope she wasn't…let this girl get better and stop writing shit about her, she needs to go into seclusion for a while and escape all this garbage!
They shouldn't publish this story even if they know 100% it is completely true! I've been raped, and let me tell you– it is devastating. It's not something you want someone else to tell other people for you.
I love britney spears (biggest) fann but…. i dont think she was raped because come on the magazines notice that tehy are not selling and that brit is getting better soo they juss cant take it and make up something…. why do yuh think they put a question mark because if she finds out she cant sue them because they did say that is was 100% true..
Ummmm…. OK. If y'all hate Perez so much, what the hell doing reading his website? HAHAHAHAHA!! MORONS!!!
What do you do, sit around waiting for a chance to use swear words? I'm sure Perez is laughing his ass off at all of you right now.
Now, don't forget to curse at ME. And don't forget to jump on the fact that I missed a few words in my first sentence.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON THIS WEBSITE IF YOU HATE HIM SO MUCH? :d
idiots.
ok..ya WTF is wrong wit u ppl..we are in AMERCA..if she wanted ppl 2 know bout it..
if it really happnd she would tell it..
let her live her life.!!!damn
4 those pple who hate britney ur stupid well i think she's great and some ppl need to get over themselves a stop talkin (gossip) she's a great person……….with a great future in her hands……….u guys who talk just need to just stop talkin there….(stuff)