Perez Hilton: Separated At Birth

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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth > Rumer Willis

Left: Bat Boy. Right: Rumer Willis.

Posted: March 5, 2008 at 9:20 pm

223 comments to “Separated At Birth”

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marisky says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!
buddy says – reply to this

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that's fucked up. fuck you perez.
Alexandra says – reply to this

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YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!
ava says – reply to this

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loves it!
Aussie says – reply to this

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I love you Perez, you're so bloody funny!

:)
one says – reply to this

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#1
jimmy says – reply to this

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i knew it!
androo says – reply to this

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hahahahahahahahahaha

i love you, perez.
xyz says – reply to this

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!
asev says – reply to this

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hahahaha emily and i love you perez! youre fabulous!
cindy says – reply to this

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bahaha
Kate says – reply to this

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Too funny!
Caitlin says – reply to this

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LOL! best one so far!
layne says – reply to this

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lol
bewyoth says – reply to this

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I'd do her to get er 'rents cash
f says – reply to this

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haha i totally see the resemblance!
mirmir says – reply to this

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man you're hilar about rumer
taylor says – reply to this

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you are so funny - I just laughed out loud.
Me says – reply to this

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6th!
QUIT RAGGIN' DUDE says – reply to this

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What is your problem with Rumor Willis? I like her and hope she does well. Do you know her? Take a pill, man, or get laid. You're 30 - your 8th grade humor is not very becoming. Whatever…..
Tia says – reply to this

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I think she's gorgeous and has really nice parents. Stop hatin on a girl like her and hate on hoes.
CHARMEDRAY says – reply to this

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THAT'S SO WRONG! lol
Anthony says – reply to this

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someone already made a note of this. You're not very original
Jessica says – reply to this

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Stop picking on Rumer!
heyeye says – reply to this

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heheheh
poop says – reply to this

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YUCKKK!!!
POTATO HEAD
Fo' Shizzle says – reply to this

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Leave the poor ugly child alone! Must she constantly endure your infantile insults and comments? How dare you poke fun at the not-so-fortunate spawn of two ex-Hollywood big-hitters! Not fair! Young ladies who look like Mr. Potato Head need all the help they can get! Hey…..didn't Bruce and Demi used to have a ranch in Idaho? Idaho….potatoes….they should have stayed in Cali!
Maria says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHA this is funny! Was she the one in Demis belly in that famous cover???
Keisha says – reply to this

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OMG! HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! HILARIOUS!
cheyenne says – reply to this

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That's mean. Leave the poor girl alone.
NAILED IT!!!!!! says – reply to this

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YES! BAT BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
belinda says – reply to this

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OMG. 2 funnie. first.
rumer lover says – reply to this

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I love rumer. She looks worse than batboy.
Andrea - SPEAK EASY! says – reply to this

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Why are you so mean to her?
NeeNee says – reply to this

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Haha…. yes! I see it!
Hell to the Yes says – reply to this

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Good one Perez. Perfect match. I didn't know Rumer could make a face but she actually makes an expression and looks like she should be in the Enquirer.
mary says – reply to this

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PATRICK SWAYZE JUST DIED, WHY DON'T YOU REPORT ON THAT????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
dood says – reply to this

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What do you have against the girl man? I really don't get your fascination with her…
Ash says – reply to this

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hahahahaha….I'm sorry, what I mean is, thats terrible…
shakethatsalt says – reply to this

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Rumor's got a cock and balls inbetween her legs that has grown outta her cunt and she loves to have Demi pet it and then ashton and her go shopping for leashes at kmart and then ashton does her in the butt while she peels potatoes and then bruce willis comes in and sticks his bald head up her twat and then she cums out a bunch of french fries…. with extra salt of course.
mimi in mo says – reply to this

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okay, i'm not a big fan of hers but come on that's really mean
devinritchie.com says – reply to this

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tatoes!
mk says – reply to this

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haha, love it.
Valium Is Your Friend says – reply to this

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I love you Pee-Pee Head Perez!!!!!
joey says – reply to this

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ahahahahahaha awesome
Uscuck Purrez says – reply to this

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You fat waste of sperm and egg; lay off Runner. Get a real fucking job you queen hag fuck!
Christine says – reply to this

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SPOT ON!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
truth says – reply to this

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So, does rummer make boys send her sex tapes?
Free Fido says – reply to this

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Re: mimi in mo – Welcome to the jungle, bitches!
sourapples says – reply to this

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WTF….that is bloody brilliant….the resemblance is uncanny!!!
Patrick Swayze is NOT deal says – reply to this

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Perez, his publicist finally came through and here's the story just now on ABCNews.com http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/CancerPreventionAndTreatment/story?id=4395963

It's very fucked up. Pray hard.
Bri says – reply to this

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Hahahahaha Too fuckin funny! You nailed it!
jennita says – reply to this

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why so cruel ?
saraht says – reply to this

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omg that soo mean. but soo funny.
sam says – reply to this

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So, why does perez have such a hard-on for Rumor Willis? What ever your motivation, perez, it is backfiring.
joshua says – reply to this

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Hey, you stole this idea from one of your readers! They made this comment yesterday!
Joss says – reply to this

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She's Ugly and Annoying…She needs to disappear.
sarah says – reply to this

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She looks like Adam Brody
alex.. says – reply to this

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aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! ahahahhhhaaaaa!!!!

she's so fucking ugly!
Spotted Dick says – reply to this

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Bat Boy has prettier eyes!
dianerose says – reply to this

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She is not one of my favorites, but the constant mean-ness and cruel remarks towards her borders on obession. And frankly, not sure that Perez has any room to talk when it comes to putting someone down just for their looks. I just don't get all the ugliness about people. There must be plenty to say without getting down and dirty on a constant basis.
Ouch, That's Gotta Hurt says – reply to this

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Patrick Swayze may not be dead, but his career died long ago.
Joss says – reply to this

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She's Ugly and Annoying. She needs to disappear.
rafiki says – reply to this

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Thats fucking brilliant.
Diablo says – reply to this

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This is really mean but I don't care because I can't stand ashton kutcher..

Ashotn and demi seem fake as hells first couple… Tomkat
hanson says – reply to this

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Hey yah how comre no word about coaxing JJ for a jack off video????? cause you did trick him into making it!!! Ewwwww you are such a mean perv
b says – reply to this

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You forgot to add Bill Cliton
Where has this douche been the last month?
Did Hilary tie him in the closet so he wouldn't fuc,k up texas and ohio?
b says – reply to this

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What was the point of this?
ashley says – reply to this

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i never say anything, i just read your funny shiz, but this is funny perez, this is really good man hahahaha
Patty says – reply to this

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RSRSRSRS GENIUS ! SO FUCKING FUNNY !!! YOU´RE THE GUY
Karla says – reply to this

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JAJA ! Tu eres un genio perecito! Bat Boy looks much better than Potato Head
mel says – reply to this

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Our future president.
LLL says – reply to this

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haha this is hilarious!!
HAHAHAHAHA says – reply to this

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MRS. POTATO HEAD! LOLLL
megyang says – reply to this

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What is your deal with Rummer? Did she eat your last Oreo or something?
kelsey says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA
mari says – reply to this

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THESE POSTS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!!
LOVEEEEEE ITTTTTTT
Fan says – reply to this

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Leave her alone already! What did she ever do to you? Stop being a dick.
MISSY says – reply to this

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fatty YYOU DIDNT GIVE ME CREDIT FOR THIS WONDERFUL COMPARISONNN
Kirst says – reply to this

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rummer willis is grossssss
oldlady says – reply to this

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Rumour looks just like her mother did before her mother's face changed from cosmetic surgery over the years.
janice says – reply to this

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oh my god,they are twins:),thanks for the laugh
livvy liv says – reply to this

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ehhh thats so weird , where do you find shit like that
Quinn says – reply to this

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAH
Danielle says – reply to this

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hahaha! they look more alike the mary-kate and ashley! totally twins.
cat says – reply to this

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LMAOOO
relentless k says – reply to this

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that's awesome. I laughed out loud. you rock perez!
teddy says – reply to this

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LMAO!!!!! I absolutely luv it.
Dale says – reply to this

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I really don't get what's so bad about her…
eddy says – reply to this

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oh! that is f'd up. Ha ha ha omg batboy
lidia says – reply to this

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she has that nosferatu thing going on…
ma says – reply to this

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come on, perez. it's the best picture we've seen of her.
bitch is looking as good as she can be.
john says – reply to this

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Re: janice – you are so right
kim says – reply to this

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DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
you sound jealous says – reply to this

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112TH
your desperation stinks like ass says – reply to this

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THAT WAS AWESOME.
AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA says – reply to this

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I tried not to laugh, but that's just hilarious.
tsk tsk says – reply to this

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Lol. Right on.
Juan says – reply to this

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you just made my night! i love you
La says – reply to this

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HAH. So true.

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