Separated At Birth

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1. marisky says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   FIRST!!!

2. buddy says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   that's fucked up. fuck you perez.

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   YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!

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   loves it!

5. Aussie says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I love you Perez, you're so bloody funny!

   :)

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   #1

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   i knew it!

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   hahahahahahahahahaha

   i love you, perez.

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   !

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    hahahaha emily and i love you perez! youre fabulous!

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    bahaha

12. Kate says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Too funny!

13. Caitlin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOL! best one so far!

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    lol

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    I'd do her to get er 'rents cash

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    haha i totally see the resemblance!

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    man you're hilar about rumer

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    you are so funny - I just laughed out loud.

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    6th!

20. QUIT RAGGIN' DUDE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    What is your problem with Rumor Willis? I like her and hope she does well. Do you know her? Take a pill, man, or get laid. You're 30 - your 8th grade humor is not very becoming. Whatever…..

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    I think she's gorgeous and has really nice parents. Stop hatin on a girl like her and hate on hoes.

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    THAT'S SO WRONG! lol

23. Anthony says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    someone already made a note of this. You're not very original

24. Jessica says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Stop picking on Rumer!

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    heheheh

26. poop says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    YUCKKK!!!
    POTATO HEAD

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    Leave the poor ugly child alone! Must she constantly endure your infantile insults and comments? How dare you poke fun at the not-so-fortunate spawn of two ex-Hollywood big-hitters! Not fair! Young ladies who look like Mr. Potato Head need all the help they can get! Hey…..didn't Bruce and Demi used to have a ranch in Idaho? Idaho….potatoes….they should have stayed in Cali!

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    HAHAHAHAHA this is funny! Was she the one in Demis belly in that famous cover???

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    OMG! HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! HILARIOUS!

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    That's mean. Leave the poor girl alone.

31. NAILED IT!!!!!! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    YES! BAT BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    OMG. 2 funnie. first.

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    I love rumer. She looks worse than batboy.

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    Why are you so mean to her?

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    Haha…. yes! I see it!

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    Good one Perez. Perfect match. I didn't know Rumer could make a face but she actually makes an expression and looks like she should be in the Enquirer.

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    PATRICK SWAYZE JUST DIED, WHY DON'T YOU REPORT ON THAT????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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    What do you have against the girl man? I really don't get your fascination with her…

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    hahahahaha….I'm sorry, what I mean is, thats terrible…

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    Rumor's got a cock and balls inbetween her legs that has grown outta her cunt and she loves to have Demi pet it and then ashton and her go shopping for leashes at kmart and then ashton does her in the butt while she peels potatoes and then bruce willis comes in and sticks his bald head up her twat and then she cums out a bunch of french fries…. with extra salt of course.

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    okay, i'm not a big fan of hers but come on that's really mean

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    tatoes!

43. mk says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    haha, love it.

44. Valium Is Your Friend says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I love you Pee-Pee Head Perez!!!!!

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    ahahahahahaha awesome

46. Uscuck Purrez says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You fat waste of sperm and egg; lay off Runner. Get a real fucking job you queen hag fuck!

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    SPOT ON!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    So, does rummer make boys send her sex tapes?

49. Free Fido says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: mimi in mo – Welcome to the jungle, bitches!

50. sourapples says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WTF….that is bloody brilliant….the resemblance is uncanny!!!

51. Patrick Swayze is NOT deal says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez, his publicist finally came through and here's the story just now on ABCNews.com http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/CancerPreventionAndTreatment/story?id=4395963

    It's very fucked up. Pray hard.

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    Hahahahaha Too fuckin funny! You nailed it!

53. jennita says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    why so cruel ?

54. saraht says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    omg that soo mean. but soo funny.

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    So, why does perez have such a hard-on for Rumor Willis? What ever your motivation, perez, it is backfiring.

56. joshua says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Hey, you stole this idea from one of your readers! They made this comment yesterday!

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    She's Ugly and Annoying…She needs to disappear.

58. sarah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She looks like Adam Brody

59. alex.. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! ahahahhhhaaaaa!!!!

    she's so fucking ugly!

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    Bat Boy has prettier eyes!

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    She is not one of my favorites, but the constant mean-ness and cruel remarks towards her borders on obession. And frankly, not sure that Perez has any room to talk when it comes to putting someone down just for their looks. I just don't get all the ugliness about people. There must be plenty to say without getting down and dirty on a constant basis.

62. Ouch, That's Gotta Hurt says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Patrick Swayze may not be dead, but his career died long ago.

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    She's Ugly and Annoying. She needs to disappear.

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    Thats fucking brilliant.

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    This is really mean but I don't care because I can't stand ashton kutcher..

    Ashotn and demi seem fake as hells first couple… Tomkat

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    Hey yah how comre no word about coaxing JJ for a jack off video????? cause you did trick him into making it!!! Ewwwww you are such a mean perv

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    You forgot to add Bill Cliton
    Where has this douche been the last month?
    Did Hilary tie him in the closet so he wouldn't fuc,k up texas and ohio?

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    What was the point of this?

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    i never say anything, i just read your funny shiz, but this is funny perez, this is really good man hahahaha

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    RSRSRSRS GENIUS ! SO FUCKING FUNNY !!! YOU´RE THE GUY

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    JAJA ! Tu eres un genio perecito! Bat Boy looks much better than Potato Head

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    Our future president.

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    haha this is hilarious!!

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    MRS. POTATO HEAD! LOLLL

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    What is your deal with Rummer? Did she eat your last Oreo or something?

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    HAHAHAHA

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    THESE POSTS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!!
    LOVEEEEEE ITTTTTTT

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    Leave her alone already! What did she ever do to you? Stop being a dick.

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    fatty YYOU DIDNT GIVE ME CREDIT FOR THIS WONDERFUL COMPARISONNN

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    rummer willis is grossssss

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    Rumour looks just like her mother did before her mother's face changed from cosmetic surgery over the years.

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    oh my god,they are twins:),thanks for the laugh

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    ehhh thats so weird , where do you find shit like that

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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAH

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    hahaha! they look more alike the mary-kate and ashley! totally twins.

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    LMAOOO

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    that's awesome. I laughed out loud. you rock perez!

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    LMAO!!!!! I absolutely luv it.

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    I really don't get what's so bad about her…

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    oh! that is f'd up. Ha ha ha omg batboy

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    she has that nosferatu thing going on…

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    come on, perez. it's the best picture we've seen of her.
    bitch is looking as good as she can be.

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    Re: janice – you are so right

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    DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

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    112TH

96. your desperation stinks like ass says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    THAT WAS AWESOME.

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    I tried not to laugh, but that's just hilarious.

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    Lol. Right on.

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    you just made my night! i love you

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     HAH. So true.