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This Is Not A Joke

Filed under: Anglophilia > Old People > Fashion Smashion > Scarlett Johansson

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Rolling Stone Keith Richards is the new face of Louis Vuitton.

God bless Marc Jacobs and his warped sense of humor!

Renowned photog Annie Leibovitz shot the senior rocker cradling his guitar on a hotel room bed for LV.

The slogan appearing in the ad reads, "Some journeys cannot be put into words. New York. 3 am. Blues in C."

You can see the Keith Richard fronted ads in mags come April.

Scarlett Johansson and former head of state Mikhail Gorbachev preceded Richards in Vuitton ad campaigns.

Picking Richards is totally subliminal messaging.

Mr. Leatherface is reppin' the leather goods and fashion company!

[Image via WENN.]



90 comments to “This Is Not A Joke”

  1. Blubb says – reply to this


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    He is ugly….

  2. colleen says – reply to this


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    wtf??? 1st hahaha

  3. AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! says – reply to this


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    Oh, sorry..
    Geez.

  4. j says – reply to this


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    1st

  5. Jennjenn says – reply to this


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    First…and gross!

  6. PITA says – reply to this


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    I guess it could be cute if they really polish him well :P …………….PITA

  7. blah blah blah says – reply to this


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    Pirates of the Caribbean??????????

  8. dll says – reply to this


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    first

  9. oneandonly says – reply to this


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    Hey, Perez don't pick on Keith!
    He's a rock legend, he's lived a long life, He's a legend man!
    Don't pick on Keith.

  10. Sell Out says – reply to this


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    And he's supposed to be all rock n roll rebel, not caring about money or fame. What a sell out. The Stones should have hung it up years ago. I saw them in the 80's and they sucked then. The sound quality and their ability to play and sing was horrible. It sounded nothing like what they recorded.

  11. case says – reply to this


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    Um…what's up with is hair?! There's like a key chain hanging from it!

  12. Chris V says – reply to this


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    leather face.

  13. SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this


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    "Some journeys cannot be put into words. New York. 3 am. Blues in C."

    Well, you know it's true. Innovative choice by Louis Vuitton, IMHO.
    Richards has forgotten more than most of you have learned so far, lol.

  14. Go Figure says – reply to this


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    And here I was thinking that this was just another picture of Amy Whinehouse.

  15. Veronica says – reply to this


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    Seriously??? Come on!

  16. moo says – reply to this


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    They couldn't find anyone else? OMG.

  17. Nic says – reply to this


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    Annie Leibovitz can make anyone look good….here's hoping

  18. juj says – reply to this


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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  19. Chickie says – reply to this


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    Love Keith. Love Annie. Great pairing.

  20. SPH says – reply to this


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    I think I found his lost keys…they're hanging out of his hair….

  21. IsO says – reply to this


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    Even Perez would smile - http://crazyforhillar

  22. Blubb says – reply to this


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    LOL
    2nd comment on this side and got the first comment on a topic
    Why dont i feel special or something?
    What is the deal with the first comment?

  23. shd says – reply to this


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    that's disgusting

  24. Chel says – reply to this


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    he puts eyeliner on better than i do.

    something strange about that.

  25. pizzaface says – reply to this


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    EASILY OFFENEDED, PEREZ, PLEASE!

  26. Sparklez says – reply to this


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    Wow Perez you missed it this should be in the "Are you easily offended"

    This guy is scary!

  27. sasha says – reply to this


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    That face scared the bejeebers outta me. It should have gone in If You Are Easily Offended. Seriously.

  28. jenjenjenjen says – reply to this


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    he was so hot back in the day. you totally would. you can still it kinda. he's a legend

  29. ExFVocals says – reply to this


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    Trust rebel Keith Richards to be one to break through the barrier of Age-ism.
    Props, man.

  30. He's the coolest guy alive says – reply to this


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    Re: Sell Out
    Actually, he's donating the fee to charity. Re: Sell Out

  31. Pinkeye says – reply to this


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    Louis Vuitton got it all wrong. They thought they had signed Johnny Depp in character from Pirates of the Carribean! Don't you know - Salty Pirate Chic is in!

  32. Erin says – reply to this


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    Well he does have a leather face!!!!

  33. Colleen says – reply to this


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    Re: Blubb

    IDK It's just for fun, It's not like this is a serious issue

  34. cutie pie says – reply to this


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    white folks if that aint enough to make your dumb asses stay out of the sun i dont know what will… why the hell arent you happy with your own pale ass skin color… you people always want what the fuck others have, you have been envious of brown skin all along.. get over it, stay your own so called milky white ass color.(porcelein color) hum………

  35. Jennifer says – reply to this


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    you have got to be kidding me. My Speedy's just shuddered. They go from Catherine Deneuve to Keith Richards. WTF?

  36. suze says – reply to this


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    Holy Shit - Leibo's gonna have to fit her camera lens with a 15 dennier stocking and trowel some Vaseline all over it to make Keith look even vaguely human. I look forward to seeing the results!

  37. guardian says – reply to this


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    I've seen it!
    It was on the back on the Guardian yesterday!
    Its alright

  38. "THE ROLLING STONES *LIVE*...PLUS: KEITH RICHARDS!" says – reply to this


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    …….OH WELL THAT'S NICE! WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU PUT A "WARNING: CLICK HERE IF YOU WANT THE SHIT SCARED OUT OF YOU! " LABEL ON THIS PICTURE????????????
    …….NOW…..I HAVE TO GO CHANGE MY SHORTS!!!!! OH….THANK UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

  39. www.furisdead.com says – reply to this


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    A fittingly hideous face for an equally atrocious company. Anyone who wears animal parts looks just like that at best.

    www.furkills.com

  40. SO TRUE - SO TRUE! says – reply to this


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    Re: suze – …….OR, SHE SHOULD JUST PUT A MATTRESS OVER THE LENS INSTEAD OF TRYING ANY FILTER. OOOOOO!

  41. Cecily says – reply to this


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    The fact that Keith Richards is still alive is nothing short of a miracle. He has got to hold the guiness wold record for doing drugs.
    Doctors around the world must be scratching theire heads. I know I am..
    Cher and cockroaches clearly will not be the only ones left standing.

    Praise Jesus! lol

  42. Proud to Be. says – reply to this


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    Re: cutie pie – Bite me. Improve YOURself.

  43. BROWN SUGAR...WITH LOTS OF BRAN! says – reply to this


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    What's the difference between THE ROLLING STONES and a SCOTSMAN?
    ……. ROLLING STONES scream: "Hey you, get off of my cloud!"
    ……. SCOTSMAN screams: "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

  44. GROW. says – reply to this


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