Wanna Dance For Madonna???

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Her Madgesty is holding auditions for dancers tomorrow, Thursday, in Los Angeles.

If you've got the skillz, M wants you!

CLICK HERE for all the details.

MADONNA: UPCOMING PROJECTS
DIRECTOR: JAMIE KING
RATE: PROFESSIONAL PAY
DATES OF WORK: APRIL 2008 - TBD

THURSDAY, MARCH 6:
MEN & WOMEN DANCER AUDITION
FRIDAY, MARCH 7: CALLBACKS

DESCRIPTION:
Please bring 2 pictures & resumes. Looking for strong & versatile dancers. Be prepared with everything from knee pads to different shoes… Should be comfortable doing most any style of choreography. Dress: look good hot, and able to dance.

DATE:
Thursday, March 6, 2008 - MEN AND WOMEN DANCER

AUDITION TIME:
1:00pm - Female Dancers Bloc
6:45pm - Male Dancers - bloc

LOCATION:
Thursday - March 6, 2008
Foresight Studios
3501 West Sunset Blvd. (big cross street is Hyperion)
Hollywood, CA 90026
323-664-7900

STREET PARKING
DATE:
Friday, March 7, 2008 - CALLBACKS

    Posted: Mar 5, 2008 at 8:12 pm / Email this  »

    147 comments to “Wanna Dance For Madonna???”

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    1. one says – reply to this


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      #1

    2. CUNT! says – reply to this


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      HEY REMEMBER WEN U SAID CASTRO IS DEAD? UR A MORON

    3. Midgie says – reply to this


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      Madonna is the best. Go Madge-girl!

    4. Lauren says – reply to this


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      2ND!

    5. M says – reply to this


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      greta!…i WONT be there

    6. M says – reply to this


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      *great…i meant to put great…woops

    7. shannon says – reply to this


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      That would be so cool!

    8. Gus GUS Gus says – reply to this


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      second……………

    9. emilie says – reply to this


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      i'd rather die

    10. MOE says – reply to this


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      FIFTH!!!!!!!! HA HA MY LUCKY #############

    11. hannah says – reply to this


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      2ND!

    12. Two says – reply to this


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      #2

    13. Laura says – reply to this


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      if i had the dancing skills, i would so do that. I LOVE YOU, MADONNA!

    14. MARY DANATO says – reply to this


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      MADONNA HAS THE WORST FACE-LIFT I'VE EVER SEEN!!!
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    15. Astro says – reply to this


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      Gwen Stefani will be licking Madonna's coochie as special guest at an upcoming show ….

    16. maria says – reply to this


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      Perez: you should try out. Itll be a blast!!!

    17. Christine says – reply to this


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      Nothing like have some old bitch telling you how to move. I guess she could… as long as she takes her Geritol!

    18. mishka says – reply to this


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      Now that would be a good reality show–Madonna picking her dancers. Remember, she likes the gay hot ones..at least she used to.

    19. Please not the old slut says – reply to this


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      When you can't sing you put a lot of dancers in your act.

    20. jesse says – reply to this


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      Re: Please not the old slut – GET A LIFE! IF YOU DONT LIKE MADONNA FINE, THEN DONT LIKE HER BUT LEAVE US THAT DO LIKE HER ALONE, GO POST SOMEHWERE ELSE THIS SHIT GETS OLD MADONNA LOOKS GREAT FOR BEING 50, WE DONT CARE THAT SHES 50, WE DONT CARE IF SHE HAS HAD COSMETIC SURGERY OR BOTOX OR WHATEVER. SO SHUT UR MOUTH UR NOT DOING ANYTHING BUT WASTING UR TIME WHEN U POST YOU BULLSHIT

    21. JESSE says – reply to this


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      Re: Please not the old slut – OH AND BY THE WAY, ID RATHER LISTEN TO MADONNA LIVE EVEN THOUGH HER VOICE IS NOT PERFECT AND BE ENTERTAINED THAN TO WATCH SOMEONE LIKE MARIAH CAREY WHO PEOPLE SAY HAS A GOOD VOICE BUT ALL HER FAT ASS CAN DO IS STAND THERE. TALK ABOUT BORING!!!!!! MADONNA IS THE BEST!!!!

    22. essie says – reply to this


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      *yawn* she's old

    23. dagny says – reply to this


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      omg now i know where kfed will be tomorrow. woot!

    24. hey.. says – reply to this


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      MIHRAN is HOTTTT….

    25. dina o says – reply to this


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      It should read:"CALLING ALL HOMOS"

    26. blah blah says – reply to this


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      the dancer in the back is effin HOT…. but hes also most likely gay too…. what a waste

    27. Mona says – reply to this


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      yay this means a tour!!!!!!

    28. Lisa says – reply to this


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      No thanks.

    29. HOT says – reply to this


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      CANT WAIT FOR HER NEW TOUR

    30. i heart you perez!!! says – reply to this


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      my boyfriend went to the audition today.. a lot of people got cut!.

    31. Jason says – reply to this


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      hey, remember when madonna was relevant? no, me neither.

    32. pip says – reply to this


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      if i had the dancing skills, i would so do that. I LOVE YOU, MADONNA!

    33. funny says – reply to this


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      haha #2! i was wondering if we all forgot about that HUGE error.

    34. Wbt says – reply to this


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      madonna rules!

    35. citi says – reply to this


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      MADONNA WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    36. BECK says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS SO HOT IN THIS PIC.

    37. fuck bush says – reply to this


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      Madonna looks fab and her new CD will be amazing!

    38. Reyna Flor Nadera says – reply to this


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      Wow… It's a very great opportunity to be qualified on that audition. Is that an audition to become back up dancers of Madonna? Well, it's really a good start to show your talent in dancing. But me, maybe I just stay in the house and sleep because in not good in dancing. For sure I'm not qualified because I have two left feet, ha ha ha. It would be an embarrassing moment for me. Have a nice day guys…Till next time…

    39. Madonna's Hairy Cunt says – reply to this


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      Don't bother auditioning. Who wants to work with a cunt. Especially one that can't dance or sing herself. Madonna's "music" is laughable.

    40. Lily says – reply to this


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      love her

    41. girl17 says – reply to this


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      MADONNA is my hero…everything a strong woman should be! Rock On Girl!

    42. dina o is proud to be an IGNORANT CUNT says – reply to this


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      Re: dina o – your parents must be proud how you turned out.
      one IGNORANT CUNT

    43. please die says – reply to this


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      Re: emilie – I want you to die ,so please die because you rather die right????

    44. MADONNA'S VAGINA says – reply to this


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      I AM PROUD TO BE AN AGEIST BECAUSE IT IS JUST LIKE BEING A RACIST
      I HATE SENIOR CITIZENS INCLUDING MY WHORE GRANDMOTHER
      I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE NOT EVEN FOR MYSELF
      I EVEN LICKED MY WHORE GRANDMOTHER'S STALE VAGINA
      IT WAS TASTY
      I AM AN AGEIST ,RACIST PIG AND PROUD OF IT
      I HATE OLD PEOPLE BUT I LOVE THEIR STALE VAGINA

    45. Material boy says – reply to this


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      that's got to be such an INTENSE AUDITIONS . I remember IGTTYAS video , I love that part with all the dancers !!!!!! I can't wait for the next documentary video ,but most of all the new album!!!
      I LOVE YOU MADONNA :)
      PEREZ ROCKS!!!!

    46. Blair Waldorf says – reply to this


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      I love that pic !!!!!

      thanks Perez

      Madonna Rocks !!!!!
      Mihran is so HOT :)

    47. Erica says – reply to this


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      Re: Laura – I know me too !!!!! that wold be such an amazing experience :)

    48. GO AWAY MADONNA! says – reply to this


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      How many lifetime achievement recognitions do you need? I can't stand your "music". Don't understand why all these fags think you're an "artist"

    49. Joe says – reply to this


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      MADONNA LOOKS HOT AS HELL, AND SHE IS ONE INCREDIBLY GOOD DANCER!

    50. Lisa says – reply to this


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      GO MADONNAAAAAAAAA!! :D shes just AMAZING!!

    51. HEY, YOU ARE SO LAME says – reply to this


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      # 41 you're not auditioning so why don't you just shut the fuck up ? ,you can't tell people what to do , you may think you can but you can't DOUCHE BAG
      oh and you can tell Madonna to retire either because she won't . Madonna will continue to annoy you ,sucks for you really HAHAHAHA but good for all of us MADONNA FANS :)
      see how that works ????? you are nothing but a BITTER HATER
      SAD BUT TRUE

    52. NYC says – reply to this


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      MADONNA WE LOVE YOU :)

    53. STFU says – reply to this


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      Re: dina o – YOU IGNORANT CUNT

    54. Gay Fan wants to see HER EROTIC HIGHNESS ! says – reply to this


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      I weight 350 lbs, 6'2", and 48 years old…………but I still would like to just "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeerotic, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrotic, MADGE, PUT YOUR HANDS ALL OVER MY BODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ! " Erotica - still a good song !!

      how ’bout it, Miss Madonna ???? GIRLFRIEND !!!!!!!!

    55. Fernando says – reply to this


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      MADONNA #1

    56. Kahlil says – reply to this


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      Re: Mona – I know !!!!!!! I can't wait !!!!!!
      I knew this year is gonna rock :)

    57. Lisa Cione says – reply to this


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      get ready girl!!! ………………

    58. Madonna Fan says – reply to this


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      I love her

    59. javajunkie says – reply to this


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      you people that put Madonna down are so immature, no fucking duh she's 50, and i bet your fat ass mothers are sitting at home working at Walmart or something, what have they done with their lives. Big deal she's old, everyone gets old dumbass. If you don't like her music, why do you feel the need to have to put her down and be an ass about it? The best part of all is that its people like you that i have to laugh at cause its the same thing us Madonna fans have been hearing since she came out and if she's so fucking over and untalented then why is she still selling millions and the biggest female entertainer in history so far? and you keep commenting! if you really didn't like her, you wouldn't even bother clicking on the feedback to make a comment, so you're actually playing right into her hands and doing what she like people to do is talk about her and provoke conversation about her!

    60. Nicole says – reply to this


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      If you don't have a dance agent in la don't bother going. You have to be on a list to attend….sorry

    61. VADGE SUX BIG HAIRY BALLS says – reply to this


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      This old hag is so worn out and over-the-f'n hill! God gay boys please get over her already. She needs to fix that UGLY ASS GAP TOOTH SITUATION GOD-DAMMIT, BEFORE MY EYES BLEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    62. Madonna's Mom says – reply to this


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      I had to check out cause I hated her so much. What a scumbag daughter.

    63. I'm bored with Madonna says – reply to this


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      Re: javajunkie – Blah blah blah

    64. MADONNA ROCKS says – reply to this


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      Re: VADGE SUX BIG HAIRY BALLS – but I want you eyes to BLEED and then you DROP DEAD :)

      I LOVE MADONNA FOREVER !!!!!!!

    65. MADONNA HATERS says – reply to this


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      WE ARE LAME AND PATHETIC AND WE LOVE TO SUCK ON HAIRY BALLS :)

    66. VADGE SUX BIG HAIRY BALLS says – reply to this


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      I AM A TROLL HERE ON PEREZ
      I AM A DOUCHE BAG MADONNA HATER
      MY MOTHER IS A WHORE
      THAT'S WHY I AM FULL OF HATRED AND BITTERNESS
      I ADMIT I AM A COMPLETE FAILURE OF A HUMAN BEING
      I AM A VILE PIG
      WHEN I DIE THIS WORLD WILL BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE

    67. I'M NOT YOUR BITCH ,DON'T PLAY YOUR SHIT WITH ME says – reply to this


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      Re: GO AWAY MADONNA! – you are just a PATHETIC HATER and an IGNORANT DOUCHE BAG too .WAY TO GO , your USELESS PARENTS MUST BE PROUD :)

    68. Webster says – reply to this


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      Madonna can smile all of the way to the bank. She is too busy too spend time on this trivial nonsense.

    69. HILTON IS A CHILD MOLESTER! says – reply to this


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      Does this bitch still wear grandma diapers?

    70. Trebor says – reply to this


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      Stop hyping this bitch you spermy-arsed fudge packer.

      No one is interested in her bony ass anymore…she's freakin' 50.

    71. Julie smalltits says – reply to this


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      I'm such a huge fan, one time madonna spat out her denture's and pissed her pants on stage (I later learned she wasn't wearing grandma diapers).

    72. jayjaybal says – reply to this


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      where's the britney news!!! is see on E! and on all other blogs??? Y have u stopped… Posh said this about brit giving he rsympathy: “I couldn’t ever live a life like Britney Spears, who is under the spotlight every day. I couldn’t do that. I would go stir crazy. I need my privacy with my husband and children otherwise I’d just go loopy, Contactmusic quoted her, as telling Britain ’s OK! Magazine.

    73. Chad says – reply to this


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      She may be 50 but she looks 30

    74. dm says – reply to this


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      DOES THIS MEAN SHE'S GOING TO TOUR
      THIS YEAR?

      GOD I HOPE SO!
      SHE HAS THE MOST AWESOME SHOWS!!!!!!!!

    75. adela says – reply to this


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      Re: Trebor

      Madonna had the #1 grossing concert of 2007

    76. PEREZ LOVES MADONNA says – reply to this


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      Re: Trebor – wow so many HOMOPHOBIC DOUCHE BAGS HERE ON PEREZ !!!!! FUCKING TROLLS

    77. Kim M says – reply to this


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      MADONNA FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    78. Kim M says – reply to this


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      MADONNA FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    79. Kim M says – reply to this


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      MADONNA FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    80. Kim M says – reply to this


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      MADONNA FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    81. Kim M says – reply to this


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      MADONNA FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    82. Kim M says – reply to this


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      MADONNA FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    83. Kim M says – reply to this


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      MADONNA FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    84. Kim M says – reply to this


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      MADONNA FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    85. Kim M says – reply to this


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      MADONNA FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    86. Kim M says – reply to this


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      MADONNA FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    87. Kim M says – reply to this


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      MADONNA FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    88. Kim M says – reply to this


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      MADONNA FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    89. Kim M says – reply to this


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      MADONNA FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    90. Kim M says – reply to this


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      MADONNA FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    91. Kim M says – reply to this


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      MADONNA FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    92. Kim M says – reply to this


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      MADONNA FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    93. Ronald says – reply to this


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      She pays her dancers very well and she always chooses those who really have talent, individuality and determination to suceed.

    94. Jodie Mashburn says – reply to this


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      This is a DREAM Of mine!!!!!!!!!!! Madonna I will be there with BELLS ON!!!!!!
      We will dance together soon My Love!

    95. sara says – reply to this


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      the guy in the background is Mihran!! he's an Armo and soooooooooooo hot!

      Love you Perez!!

    96. amused to death says – reply to this


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      Wowee, an open call for homosexual men who like doing cliched backup steps for an aged crone who likes lip-syncing rehashed disco.

      The ad, in order to be truthful, should read as follows: "Requirements: Have a bitchy attitude; an anus no less than 4.5 inches in circumference; be sort of greasy/Puerto Rican-looking; have no musical taste whatsoever; be able to make catty comments about your female dancer colleagues; know the latest contestant standings on "America's Next Top Model" and "Project Runway;" and be ready, willing, and able to throw out your last remaining shred of dignity in order to grovel and kiss the ass a self-important, over-hyped, utterly irrelevant wop pig who gets her mustache bleached every other Tuesday.

    97. em@n&DuhBitchez says – reply to this


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      i would auditon if it wasn't that you need an agent. do you really?
      Madonna is bad ass but if rumors are true and she's s a little "under the weather" then let me call the charles manson family to take care of her!

    98. penelope says – reply to this


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      Life is to be lived! I most certainly plan on dancing and loving life and feeling sexy when I'm fifty… and when I'm after too! It would be cool if I was 1/4 as sexy as Madonna when I was doing it, and that's without the botox!

      Do you plan to sit on the couch and rot when your fifty? Have fun. Madonna a complex public figure but I will always applaud her for never compromising the fact that life could be lived and lived big.

    99. JaJa! says – reply to this


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      Fucking old disco bitch! Amused To Death your comment is awesome!!!!

    100. ivan says – reply to this


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      Re: Jason – u are so roginal!!!
      u must be a naruah Fan!!!

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