Where Is Suri Cruise????
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Katie Holmes
Katie Holmes is on the cover of the new issue of InStyle U.K.
She looks good and all, but….
Where the heck is the Scientology Princess??????
Suri Cruise has been conspicuously missing in action lately. The former media-loving tot has not been seen in public in MONTHS.
Is she going through some special Scientology training or something????
Katie tells In Style that she definitely wants to have another child with Tom. "I'd love to. But I'm in no particular rush," she says.
Of Mr. Cruise and falling in love, she adds: "It happened in an instant. When you fall in love, it's like time stops. I try every day to make him know how much I love him."
Gag us with L. Ron Hubbard's frozen cock!
Posted: March 5, 2008 at 9:40 pm
#1
*first*
Katie Holmes is weird
yeah seriously. wheres the little fashionista dildo?
thats the exact same cover as the instyle u.s.
hmm
i banged this Katie's bitche's hole one time back in highschool.. it was all kinds of bushy and she had blood on his underwear but i still torn her hole apart with my cock. Then he started to cry cuz i popped his cherry and like all this white fluid was drippin from his hole and she was all wide eyed and she farted. cuz of my 9 inch cock! now take that bitches and swallow! vote for anyone white cuz everyone else is badnews bears!
almost first. haha
4th?
she looks great. i can't believe she used to be joey from dawson's creek
CraZZZY
i banged this Katie's bitche's hole one time back in highschool.. it was all kinds of bushy and she had blood on his underwear but i still torn her hole apart with my cock. Then he started to cry cuz i popped her cherry and like all this white fluid was drippin from her hole and she was all wide eyed and she farted. cuz of my 9 inch cock! now take that bitches and swallow! vote for anyone white cuz everyone else is badnews bears!
1st
FIRST BITCHES!
14th?
3…
It's like saying I love you to your father, right?
i banged this Katie's bitche's hole one time back in highschool.. it was all kinds of bushy and she had blood on his underwear but i still torn her hole apart with my cock. Then she started to cry cuz i popped her cherry and like all this white fluid was drippin from her hole and she was all wide eyed and she farted. cuz of my 9 inch cock! now take that bitches and swallow! vote for anyone white cuz everyone else is badnews bears!
OMG! I WAASSS 14th!!! 20th?
YEAZ PEEPS
YEAZ PEEPS
perez is a fat cunt
"Gag us with L. Ron Hubbard's frozen cock!"
BEST COMMENT EVER !!! CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!
Maybe they decided to not put her in public so much because web sites like yours post her picture! That way all the kidnappers and l,unatics know exactly what she looks like!
shes kindaa weirdd /=
3rd i think??
who would want toms tiny dink inside of them!?
It's OK to not blast your kid onto every mag page.
perez for president.
poopdick
hmm now that ive had a sandwhich. i think im gonna have some bagel bites :]
you realize that's not the cover of the uk instyle right??
this was the same cover/article for the December issue…I believe…or January…
I love her style.
i thought this cover came out already? Oh well Suri has to be the cutest baby robot lol…
Xenu…
"Gag us with L. Ron Hubbard's frozen cock!"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha awesome! loves it
She is so gross.They all are.BURN IN HELL TOM!!!
sorry i called you fatass it is the uk cover even though it's the same one from here a couple of months ago.
Who cares as long as they are happy. I am sure they will do no harm to Suri.
She looks so cute! Oh and I love the last line about Hubbard!
I would love to know what Cruise does to her to keep her under such meticulous control. He must withold the child. For every day that she behaves, she gets new clothes. THAT would be the story of the year…. finding out exactly what this weirdo has done to her. She's so nauseating now. It would be nice if they would disappear.
Poor Katie! You know what she really wants to say but can't(cause $cientologists don't let their celebrities go anywhere without their appointed $cieno best buddy,who's there to keep them in line) is "HELP ME, TOM & THE $CIENOS ARE CRAZY & TRYING TO CONTROL ME!"
I feel sooo bad for her family too. That can't be easy watching your daughter get sucked into a cult!
well since after Katie Holmes got married to Tom , he and the Scientology society turned her into a ROBOT ,so therefore Suri is also a ROBOT. Suri is currently broken and experiencing some minor malfunction and under repair HAHAHAHAHAHA
snatch
omg i can never be first lol but anyways funny story perez
Maybe they ate her like they did the placenta.
I just can't help to feel that there are some weird and deep secrets behind that family. I mean "I try everyday to make him know how much I love him" is an odd and offputting statement in itself. I mean it's like everything they say and do is so insincere and weird. Plus they're scientologiest, which doesn't help they're image, I Mean it is a weird, deeply secretive cult. Not religion. Not church. It's a cult. And well, anyone that actually believes our bodies are inhabitied by aliens that a science fiction writer declared "fact" is fucking messed up and misled. Whatever though. Whatever makes her world go round.
i am so over her! she is such a robot!!!!
uh-oh, now that Tommy has been shown yet again to be a ranting lunatic, he's letting stepford wifey smile on covers of magazines to show that she's 'normal' and 'happy' and that he's not really that scary. Make no mistake, this is all part of that $cary cult of $$-hungry $cientologi$t$ trying to worm their way into your consciousness. Beware, and the sooner we all ignore Crazy Tom and Stepford Wife the sooner they'll go away. (you know, if $cientology really worked, I guess John Travolta wouldn't have such horrid spray-hair and be stuck in the closet, and Kirstie Alley wouldn't be so fat!)
Why do you care to see the child? It's a damn kid for Pete's sake. God forbid we don't rush to push this kid into the media and steal its childhood like they stole Drew Berrymore's childhood. I'm surprised to find out that she wants to have another kids with Mr. Bizaroo. Unless he offered her more money. Or maybe she is completely brainwashed now? What will the aliens behinds the comet tell her to do next?
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"Gag us with L. Ron Hubbard's frozen cock!"
lol How do u come up with shit like that Perez! haha
That made me spit out my drink hahahahaha
Good im glad her little freakish child hasnt been in the spotlight lately…I honestly think she is a freak of nature and should be kept indoors at all times!
Lil Robot Suri's probably in the shop, they're getting a slightly older lookin model, she cant look the same age for ever or we'll start to suspect…
that or her more chinese looks are starting to come out so they have to hide her.
or there's a custody battle, her RUSSIAN parents want her.
or her tentacles have grown in.
there are lots of reasons.
Is ir true that GRETA von Whatever is also a Scientologist??? Is ir true that GRETA von Whatever is also a Scientologist??? Is ir true that GRETA von Whatever is also a Scientologist???
yikes those pants are TIGHT! she looks like she's gonna rip 'em. couldn't they afford to photoshop that? also, why is she posed like such a man? weird. really bad styling UK.
Ya, this was the January 2008 In Style US cover.
Who cares about this snore hound…. Her girlfriend Victoria Beckham is staring in the that new movie "Penelope" have you seen it!! Its about a pig nosed girl, he, he
i must add though, kudos to the air brusher who was able to paint the fear and desperation out of Kate's eyes.
at least i hope it was an air brusher…if not then she's just lost for ever.
ah well
thats a majorly old cover, perez.
shame on you, i would expect you to know better.
Super Steller Life?!? Give me a fucking break. Her career is not just tanking — she's a joke. Her husband is an even greater joke and reviled by people everywhere having humiliated himself into perpetuity with that Scientology video and all its attendant bullshit. Every time she opens her mouth she sounds like a robot or an idiot or both. Doesn't sound like such a shiny life to me.
she looks beautiful thats all i gotta say…
thank christ you are finally picking on someone who deserves it, instead of poor britney….tom and katie holmes cruise whatever are insane…you need to seriously start a full on campaign of smear against her and her disgusting husband, he is like one of the thunderbirds he's so fake and plastic looking….i cannot begin to imagine what they are like together copulating…christ i've almost lost myself off my lunch imagining the horror of it. perez you need to delete the comments below that are really crude and offputting, especially when the lowlife has posted it about 3 or 4 times….that person needs to go and have another hit of crack or get a life.
I'M SURE YOU DO TRY EVERYDAY TO CONVINCE DADDY WARBUCKS TO KEEP SPONSORING YOUR NO TALENT ASS. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DAY TIL HE DUMPS YOU AND GETS FULL CUSTODY OF SURI. THEN WE'LL BE READING ABOUT SOME YOUNGER, TALENTLESS HOLLYWOOD WHORE WHO SURI CALLS "MOMMY" INSTEAD OF YOU.
that same picture was used on the january instyle cover
It must be tough having a gay husband. I wonder if she's sick of him having men over all the time.
BLECH!!!!GAG!!!!VERY CREEPY!!!
I am sorry but they have never seemd real at all. Everything about them seems faked. I guess they have the Michael Jackson approach, distract the public with your weirdness so they won't focus on the BIG, HUGE, PINK ELEPHANT (the idea that TC is G.A.Y.)
She is full of such shit. No one is that happy that long. It is not human or possible.
My coworker saw Suri at the Beverly Hills Hotel literally two weeks ago…I'm pretty sure she's alive.
HANNA MONTANA GAVE BIRTH TO A TAN BANANA. MAYBE SHE'LL PUT IT IN KATIE'S FACE AND MAKE SQUISHY SQUISHY
Katie is just a high priced whore who sold her self respect in order to life the life of the wealthy. And is letting her child be indoctrinated into a cult. How sick is that.
Way to go Katie!!!!!!
Just another high dollar whore. Nothing more.
Re: GUT THIS WHORE ALREADY – #62 OH SNAP!
Is Tom Gay — Once and for all ? Or just a VERY RICH CLOSET CASE ?
Re: Shes just a whore –
HON - AREN'T THEY ALL IN HOLLYWOOD ? WOULDN'T YOU FOR THE $$$ ? I WOULD !!!!!!!
Translation for Katie's mood ring: I hate Tom and Scientology; HELP ME!
Is it just me or does it look like her engagement ring is on the RIGHT hand? Maybe cause of the pose… kinda wierd/dumb tho…..
That girl needs to remember she is 28 - she is sooooo frumpy. The old crazy dude is ruining her….come back Joey!
I think it would be nice if people left Katie alone to live her life in whichever way she wants to
Re: katieistomscunt – Wow you know how to copy and paste! Aren't you cleaver? Now go back to your school work and stop over compensating for you small wiener….
"Get the hair you want"??? Oh Please! Like she has any control over her own life!
Re: katrina – I agree! The really disgusting comments on here that have no validity on the subject should be deleted.
ANYHOO, IT REALLY ANNOYS ME THAT PEOPLE ON HERE ARE SAYING SHE WANTS TO PROTECT SURI. HA!HA! THEN WHY DOESN'T SHE GET HER DAUGHTER OUT OF THAT CULT THAT PREACHES KIDS ARE JUST LIKE ADULTS & DO NOT HAVE TO BE GUIDED, TAUGHT BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE THAT KIDS ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING DUE TO THE FACT THEY HAVE ALREADY LIVED A MILLION YEARS?
UGHH!!! THEY HUMAN RIGHT VIOLATIONS THIS CULT HAS COMMITTED MAKES ME SICK!