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Katie Holmes is on the cover of the new issue of InStyle U.K.

She looks good and all, but….

Where the heck is the Scientology Princess??????

Suri Cruise has been conspicuously missing in action lately. The former media-loving tot has not been seen in public in MONTHS.

Is she going through some special Scientology training or something????

Katie tells In Style that she definitely wants to have another child with Tom. "I'd love to. But I'm in no particular rush," she says.

Of Mr. Cruise and falling in love, she adds: "It happened in an instant. When you fall in love, it's like time stops. I try every day to make him know how much I love him."

Gag us with L. Ron Hubbard's frozen cock!

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184 comments to “Where Is Suri Cruise????”

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  1. one says – reply to this


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    #1

  2. cat says – reply to this


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    *first*

  3. Steph says – reply to this


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    Katie Holmes is weird

  4. ina says – reply to this


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    yeah seriously. wheres the little fashionista dildo?

  5. kate says – reply to this


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    thats the exact same cover as the instyle u.s.
    hmm

  6. katiecunt says – reply to this


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    i banged this Katie's bitche's hole one time back in highschool.. it was all kinds of bushy and she had blood on his underwear but i still torn her hole apart with my cock. Then he started to cry cuz i popped his cherry and like all this white fluid was drippin from his hole and she was all wide eyed and she farted. cuz of my 9 inch cock! now take that bitches and swallow! vote for anyone white cuz everyone else is badnews bears!

  7. e says – reply to this


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    almost first. haha

  8. 4th says – reply to this


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    4th?

  9. Jess says – reply to this


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    she looks great. i can't believe she used to be joey from dawson's creek

  10. Malmo says – reply to this


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    CraZZZY

  11. katiecuntisia says – reply to this


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    i banged this Katie's bitche's hole one time back in highschool.. it was all kinds of bushy and she had blood on his underwear but i still torn her hole apart with my cock. Then he started to cry cuz i popped her cherry and like all this white fluid was drippin from her hole and she was all wide eyed and she farted. cuz of my 9 inch cock! now take that bitches and swallow! vote for anyone white cuz everyone else is badnews bears!

  12. SRM says – reply to this


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    1st

  13. Gems says – reply to this


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    FIRST BITCHES!

  14. Christina says – reply to this


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    14th?

  15. DB says – reply to this


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    3…

  16. oldlady says – reply to this


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    It's like saying I love you to your father, right?

  17. katieistomscunt says – reply to this


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    i banged this Katie's bitche's hole one time back in highschool.. it was all kinds of bushy and she had blood on his underwear but i still torn her hole apart with my cock. Then she started to cry cuz i popped her cherry and like all this white fluid was drippin from her hole and she was all wide eyed and she farted. cuz of my 9 inch cock! now take that bitches and swallow! vote for anyone white cuz everyone else is badnews bears!

  18. Christina says – reply to this


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    OMG! I WAASSS 14th!!! 20th?

  19. peabody says – reply to this


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    YEAZ PEEPS

  20. peabody says – reply to this


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    YEAZ PEEPS

  21. PEREZ IS A FAT CUNT says – reply to this


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    perez is a fat cunt

  22. Cosmo-Ellie says – reply to this


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    "Gag us with L. Ron Hubbard's frozen cock!"
    BEST COMMENT EVER !!! CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!

  23. Paul says – reply to this


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    Maybe they decided to not put her in public so much because web sites like yours post her picture! That way all the kidnappers and l,unatics know exactly what she looks like!

  24. mee(: says – reply to this


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    shes kindaa weirdd /=

  25. kimmmm says – reply to this


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    3rd i think??

    who would want toms tiny dink inside of them!?

  26. Probably keeping her out of the public eye says – reply to this


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    It's OK to not blast your kid onto every mag page.

  27. fjoiwn says – reply to this


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    perez for president.

  28. C says – reply to this


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    poopdick

  29. catriona says – reply to this


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    hmm now that ive had a sandwhich. i think im gonna have some bagel bites :]

  30. heyfatass says – reply to this


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    you realize that's not the cover of the uk instyle right??

  31. Erinn says – reply to this


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    this was the same cover/article for the December issue…I believe…or January…
    I love her style.

  32. ursula says – reply to this


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    i thought this cover came out already? Oh well Suri has to be the cutest baby robot lol… :)

  33. One word: says – reply to this


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    Xenu…

  34. B says – reply to this


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    "Gag us with L. Ron Hubbard's frozen cock!"

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha awesome! loves it

  35. Dani says – reply to this


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    She is so gross.They all are.BURN IN HELL TOM!!!

  36. i'msorryfatass says – reply to this


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    sorry i called you fatass it is the uk cover even though it's the same one from here a couple of months ago.

  37. Telling It Like Is says – reply to this


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    Who cares as long as they are happy. I am sure they will do no harm to Suri.

  38. Liz says – reply to this


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    She looks so cute! Oh and I love the last line about Hubbard!

  39. Christine says – reply to this


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    I would love to know what Cruise does to her to keep her under such meticulous control. He must withold the child. For every day that she behaves, she gets new clothes. THAT would be the story of the year…. finding out exactly what this weirdo has done to her. She's so nauseating now. It would be nice if they would disappear.

  40. humpday says – reply to this


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    Poor Katie! You know what she really wants to say but can't(cause $cientologists don't let their celebrities go anywhere without their appointed $cieno best buddy,who's there to keep them in line) is "HELP ME, TOM & THE $CIENOS ARE CRAZY & TRYING TO CONTROL ME!"
    I feel sooo bad for her family too. That can't be easy watching your daughter get sucked into a cult!

  41. SPILLED WATER , MALFUNCTION ,MALFUNCTION says – reply to this


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    well since after Katie Holmes got married to Tom , he and the Scientology society turned her into a ROBOT ,so therefore Suri is also a ROBOT. Suri is currently broken and experiencing some minor malfunction and under repair HAHAHAHAHAHA

  42. blacksmellikepoop says – reply to this


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    snatch

  43. not first says – reply to this


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    omg i can never be first lol but anyways funny story perez

  44. amy says – reply to this


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    Maybe they ate her like they did the placenta.

  45. Kate says – reply to this


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    I just can't help to feel that there are some weird and deep secrets behind that family. I mean "I try everyday to make him know how much I love him" is an odd and offputting statement in itself. I mean it's like everything they say and do is so insincere and weird. Plus they're scientologiest, which doesn't help they're image, I Mean it is a weird, deeply secretive cult. Not religion. Not church. It's a cult. And well, anyone that actually believes our bodies are inhabitied by aliens that a science fiction writer declared "fact" is fucking messed up and misled. Whatever though. Whatever makes her world go round.

  46. sandy says – reply to this


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    i am so over her! she is such a robot!!!!

  47. Red says – reply to this


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    uh-oh, now that Tommy has been shown yet again to be a ranting lunatic, he's letting stepford wifey smile on covers of magazines to show that she's 'normal' and 'happy' and that he's not really that scary. Make no mistake, this is all part of that $cary cult of $$-hungry $cientologi$t$ trying to worm their way into your consciousness. Beware, and the sooner we all ignore Crazy Tom and Stepford Wife the sooner they'll go away. (you know, if $cientology really worked, I guess John Travolta wouldn't have such horrid spray-hair and be stuck in the closet, and Kirstie Alley wouldn't be so fat!)

  48. Jordan says – reply to this


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    Why do you care to see the child? It's a damn kid for Pete's sake. God forbid we don't rush to push this kid into the media and steal its childhood like they stole Drew Berrymore's childhood. I'm surprised to find out that she wants to have another kids with Mr. Bizaroo. Unless he offered her more money. Or maybe she is completely brainwashed now? What will the aliens behinds the comet tell her to do next?
    www.jordanrobison.com

  49. Sarah says – reply to this


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    "Gag us with L. Ron Hubbard's frozen cock!"

    lol How do u come up with shit like that Perez! haha

    That made me spit out my drink hahahahaha

  50. Katie says – reply to this


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    Good im glad her little freakish child hasnt been in the spotlight lately…I honestly think she is a freak of nature and should be kept indoors at all times!

  51. nadine says – reply to this


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    Lil Robot Suri's probably in the shop, they're getting a slightly older lookin model, she cant look the same age for ever or we'll start to suspect…

    that or her more chinese looks are starting to come out so they have to hide her.

    or there's a custody battle, her RUSSIAN parents want her.

    or her tentacles have grown in.

    there are lots of reasons.

  52. Maria says – reply to this


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    Is ir true that GRETA von Whatever is also a Scientologist??? Is ir true that GRETA von Whatever is also a Scientologist??? Is ir true that GRETA von Whatever is also a Scientologist???

  53. jaen says – reply to this


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    yikes those pants are TIGHT! she looks like she's gonna rip 'em. couldn't they afford to photoshop that? also, why is she posed like such a man? weird. really bad styling UK.

  54. Me says – reply to this


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    Ya, this was the January 2008 In Style US cover.

  55. ur mama says – reply to this


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    Who cares about this snore hound…. Her girlfriend Victoria Beckham is staring in the that new movie "Penelope" have you seen it!! Its about a pig nosed girl, he, he :)

  56. nadine says – reply to this


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    i must add though, kudos to the air brusher who was able to paint the fear and desperation out of Kate's eyes.

    at least i hope it was an air brusher…if not then she's just lost for ever.

    ah well

  57. harrowing says – reply to this


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    thats a majorly old cover, perez.
    shame on you, i would expect you to know better.

  58. What a dink says – reply to this


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    Super Steller Life?!? Give me a fucking break. Her career is not just tanking — she's a joke. Her husband is an even greater joke and reviled by people everywhere having humiliated himself into perpetuity with that Scientology video and all its attendant bullshit. Every time she opens her mouth she sounds like a robot or an idiot or both. Doesn't sound like such a shiny life to me.

  59. jaie says – reply to this


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    she looks beautiful thats all i gotta say…

  60. katrina says – reply to this


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    thank christ you are finally picking on someone who deserves it, instead of poor britney….tom and katie holmes cruise whatever are insane…you need to seriously start a full on campaign of smear against her and her disgusting husband, he is like one of the thunderbirds he's so fake and plastic looking….i cannot begin to imagine what they are like together copulating…christ i've almost lost myself off my lunch imagining the horror of it. perez you need to delete the comments below that are really crude and offputting, especially when the lowlife has posted it about 3 or 4 times….that person needs to go and have another hit of crack or get a life.

  61. GUT THIS WHORE ALREADY says – reply to this


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    I'M SURE YOU DO TRY EVERYDAY TO CONVINCE DADDY WARBUCKS TO KEEP SPONSORING YOUR NO TALENT ASS. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DAY TIL HE DUMPS YOU AND GETS FULL CUSTODY OF SURI. THEN WE'LL BE READING ABOUT SOME YOUNGER, TALENTLESS HOLLYWOOD WHORE WHO SURI CALLS "MOMMY" INSTEAD OF YOU.

  62. lisa says – reply to this


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    that same picture was used on the january instyle cover

  63. santa claus says – reply to this


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    It must be tough having a gay husband. I wonder if she's sick of him having men over all the time.

  64. romance sucks especially fake romance says – reply to this


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    BLECH!!!!GAG!!!!VERY CREEPY!!!
    I am sorry but they have never seemd real at all. Everything about them seems faked. I guess they have the Michael Jackson approach, distract the public with your weirdness so they won't focus on the BIG, HUGE, PINK ELEPHANT (the idea that TC is G.A.Y.)

  65. Amanda says – reply to this


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    She is full of such shit. No one is that happy that long. It is not human or possible.

  66. Amy says – reply to this


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    My coworker saw Suri at the Beverly Hills Hotel literally two weeks ago…I'm pretty sure she's alive.

  67. Miley Cyrus has dirty panties says – reply to this


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    HANNA MONTANA GAVE BIRTH TO A TAN BANANA. MAYBE SHE'LL PUT IT IN KATIE'S FACE AND MAKE SQUISHY SQUISHY

  68. Shes just a whore says – reply to this


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    Katie is just a high priced whore who sold her self respect in order to life the life of the wealthy. And is letting her child be indoctrinated into a cult. How sick is that.

    Way to go Katie!!!!!!

    Just another high dollar whore. Nothing more.

  69. Chilly Willy says – reply to this


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    Re: GUT THIS WHORE ALREADY – #62 OH SNAP!

  70. Miss Gay Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaang ! says – reply to this


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    Is Tom Gay — Once and for all ? Or just a VERY RICH CLOSET CASE ?

  71. Miss Gay Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaang ! says – reply to this


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    Re: Shes just a whore

    HON - AREN'T THEY ALL IN HOLLYWOOD ? WOULDN'T YOU FOR THE $$$ ? I WOULD !!!!!!!

  72. The Smoking Gun says – reply to this


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    Translation for Katie's mood ring: I hate Tom and Scientology; HELP ME!

  73. me says – reply to this


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    Is it just me or does it look like her engagement ring is on the RIGHT hand? Maybe cause of the pose… kinda wierd/dumb tho…..

  74. Totally...like yeah... says – reply to this


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    That girl needs to remember she is 28 - she is sooooo frumpy. The old crazy dude is ruining her….come back Joey!

  75. princess says – reply to this


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    I think it would be nice if people left Katie alone to live her life in whichever way she wants to

  76. You're so cool says – reply to this


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    Re: katieistomscunt – Wow you know how to copy and paste! Aren't you cleaver? Now go back to your school work and stop over compensating for you small wiener….

  77. Bri says – reply to this


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    "Get the hair you want"??? Oh Please! Like she has any control over her own life!

  78. frustrated says – reply to this


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    Re: katrina – I agree! The really disgusting comments on here that have no validity on the subject should be deleted.
    ANYHOO, IT REALLY ANNOYS ME THAT PEOPLE ON HERE ARE SAYING SHE WANTS TO PROTECT SURI. HA!HA! THEN WHY DOESN'T SHE GET HER DAUGHTER OUT OF THAT CULT THAT PREACHES KIDS ARE JUST LIKE ADULTS & DO NOT HAVE TO BE GUIDED, TAUGHT BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE THAT KIDS ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING DUE TO THE FACT THEY HAVE ALREADY LIVED A MILLION YEARS?
    UGHH!!! THEY HUMAN RIGHT VIOLATIONS THIS CULT HAS COMMITTED MAKES ME SICK!

  79. michelle says – reply to this


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    that's so lame. that cover was the january 2008 InStyle for the US.
    so it's recycled..LAME!!

  80. hahhahahahhaha says – reply to this


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    in a closet or basement, tied up

  81. MJ says – reply to this


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    PUPPET PUPPET PUPPET PUPPET,STUPID STUPID KATIE HOLMES!!!!KATIE HOLMES IS A PUPPET! ROBOT HOLMES ROBOT HOLMES ROBOT HOLMES,STEPFORD WIFE,BUT WORSE,SHE'S MARRIED TO TOM CRUISE FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!! PUPPET PUPPET,.GO AWAY KATIE,WE'RE SICK OF UR STUPIDNESS!!U FUCKING PUPPET!!!

  82. margo says – reply to this


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    Re: B – THE BEST LINE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GAG ME WITH LRH FROZEN COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHHHAHHAHAHHAAH

  83. My "Daddy" Couldn't Make Me With Mommy Because He's Gay, It's The Scientology Way says – reply to this


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    Suri has begun training in the Scientology version of Aushwitz-Oxford. It is very military and academic (in a skewed way) oriented. Very spartan and very monastic. She actually gets a little softer treatment because she is born of the cryogenically preserved sperm of L. Ron Hubbard. She is being raised and taught and groomed to take over the Scientology Empire at 18 and the World at 21. She will be the leader of the One World Country, her rule will be absolute, and thus will begin the End Of Days.

  84. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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    I SWEAR SHE HAS TURNED INTO A STEPFORD WIFE….CRAZY SCIENTOLOGIST…IF U CANNOT B URSELF WITH A MAN OR CHANGE FOR A MAN….THEN IT AINT WORTH IT

  85. The Richest Most Well-Kept FagHag In The World says – reply to this


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    She IS the Ultimate Stepford Wife.

  86. Jen in Hollywood says – reply to this


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    Actually…Tom had Suri at the academy awards rehearsal. He brought her when he rehearsed and there were photos taken and released of him dancing around the stage with her during sound/light check. So she is not in hiding.

  87. Be Brave Tom, Come On Out Of The Closet, Not A Gay In The World Wants Your Crazy Ass Anymore says – reply to this


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    Re: Jen in Hollywood – Thanx, 88. The little tot is in very early pre-FagHag training. Tom's beard at the Oscars.

  88. justme says – reply to this


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    The Cruise's are just strange.

  89. Tammy says – reply to this


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    This is an old photo…it was on US's mag.

  90. i love perez! says – reply to this


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    this was the cover of the december issue of instyle in the us

  91. angela says – reply to this


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    why is this cover the same as the USA one?

  92. We are legion says – reply to this


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    3/15/08
    Expect us.

  93. trouble says – reply to this


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    screw tom and suri. i want to hear her talk about her crazy ass xenu religion. comon, girl, give me a real laugh.

  94. elpepe says – reply to this


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    your stupidity amaze me…………

  95. xuszerep says – reply to this


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    I feel sorry for the poor cow….Free Katie Holmes!Free Katie Holmes!Free Katie Holmes!Free Katie Holmes!Free Katie Holmes!

  96. Kate says – reply to this


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    Ok, first of all this cover is old. They used the same pic on the U.S. version which came out a few months ago and the interview is most likely the same one too.

    Secondly, I think people need to leave them alone. For whatever reason she chose to marry T.C. so hopefully she's happy with her decision.

  97. Abby says – reply to this


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    I have a theory that Tom loves Katie because she kind of looks like him. Dark brown shiny hair, beautiful blue eyes, killer smile… Tom's just a narcissist. And now they have the perfect clone baby. Muahaha

  98. Ro says – reply to this


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    fyi - Suri sighting mid-January in my neighborhood in NYC being carried by Daddy Tom. It was them for sure — bodyguards in tow and numerous paparazzi on their tail.

  99. Anonymous says – reply to this


    99

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  100. Loucifer says – reply to this


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    she looks like a minger! what the hell is she wearing??? and this shiteous bracelet and watch? seriously…

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