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Avril's Tour Opens….To Disappointment

Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand

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April Lavigne kicked off her world tour in Canada on Thursday night and, as expected, it sucked!

The reviewer for the Victoria Times Colonnist, who admitted to liking her music, had this to say about her show:

For the most part, I like Lavigne's music and have taken it upon myself to argue the point repeatedly to the non-fans who will listen.

But Wednesday night wasn't an occasion I would go on the record for with unwavering support.

Granted, it was the opening night of her world tour - which includes 15 dates in Canada - but the so-billed Best Damn Tour wasn't even the Somewhat OK Damn Tour; it was just plain disappointing.

Awww, poor April.

At least she has her troll husband's shoulder to cry on!

Click here to read the blow by blow review of April's opening night.

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150 comments to “Avril's Tour Opens….To Disappointment”

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  1. GAH says – reply to this
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    EW AVRIL

  2. GOD says – reply to this
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    Hah.

  3. em says – reply to this
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    faggg

  4. Allie says – reply to this
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    I LOVE SUM 41 (BUT NOT AVRIL)

  5. Rymaki says – reply to this
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    she sucks

  6. petepepe says – reply to this
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    first

  7. Lisa says – reply to this
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    She's washed up. What else can I say?

  8. bill abong says – reply to this
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    if you hate Avril so much, why do you keep writing about her? You have serious issues.

  9. isf says – reply to this
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    Even Perez would crack a smile
    http://crazyforhillary.com

  10. lindsey says – reply to this
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    uuhhmm…. if today IS thursday, how does it work that her tour opened thursday night- tonight- and you already know that it sucked?

  11. bridget says – reply to this
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    avril sucks awwwwww

  12. Dave says – reply to this
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    Erm, Perezy-dear … can you please file her under something else? Canadialand doesn't really want her anymore …

    Danke very much!

    xoxo

  13. me says – reply to this
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    am i supposed to know why she is called "april"? i guess i missed the joke. but i agree, she sucks!

  14. BB says – reply to this
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    YAhhhhh! Victoria BC represent!!

  15. victoria says – reply to this
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    she looks fug

  16. kk says – reply to this
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    she should just quit

  17. binna says – reply to this
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    isnt it avril..not april? :x

  18. LOLLERSKATES says – reply to this
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    L

    O

    S

    E

    R

  19. rebecca says – reply to this
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    i saw her in concert before and it was the worst night of my life. i felt like setting fire to the venue to put her out of her misery. simple plan supported and they stole the show

  20. UKer says – reply to this
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    PEREZ I LOVE YOU BUT YOU NEED TO GIVE THIS SHIT A REST ALREADY.
    SHE'S JUST A KID, MARRIED OR NOT.
    MOVE ON ALREADY, IT'S NOT AS IF SHE KILLED ANYONE.

  21. Thelma says – reply to this
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    uhm, dont you mean aVril??

  22. katty says – reply to this
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    first skanks

  23. WHY says – reply to this
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    WHY DOES PEREZ KEEP CALLING HER APRIL?? SOMEONE PLZ EXPLAIN!!!! IM GOING CRAZAZAZZY

  24. Bored says – reply to this
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    she is the worst. a poser and non talent. she spits at people, then cries like a baby on punk'd - mtv. she whines like a baby and tries to be a diva. it is nice to see the fans are not tolerating her bad music, diva attitude, and her wannabe punk behavior. her career is finished. next.

  25. pops says – reply to this
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    It Avril you dumbfuck..who's writing this shit anyway?

  26. Jenna Jones UK says – reply to this
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    wino? is that you??!

  27. DH says – reply to this
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    She's an idiot. She should really save herself the embarrassment and just CANCEL her tour altogether!

  28. Jenna Jones UK says – reply to this
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    are you people really that stupid?
    avril is april in french! jesus christ cant a man make a joke any more?
    dont read the site if you cant understand!
    heart you perez.

  29. Piccola says – reply to this
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    Why is Perez calling her April? I'm sure it's a joke but I must have missed it.

  30. snozzy says – reply to this
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    Perez you fat fag! Did she not sign an autograpgh for you or somethin' You have such a hard on for her it's actually pretty funny. Get over yourself you fat ugly fag!

  31. Casey says – reply to this
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    I must have missed the "April" joke…why do you call her April, Perez??

  32. arghabooloo says – reply to this
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    Avril is ugly, mean, stuck up…the list goes on and on. No wonder no one wants to she her sucky show. Go away please Avril!

  33. UKer says – reply to this
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    Re: WHY – because avril is april in french

  34. Casey says – reply to this
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    I think it's funny how people do this…

    "Perez you fat fag! Did she not sign an autograpgh for you or somethin' You have such a hard on for her it's actually pretty funny. Get over yourself you fat ugly fag! "

    If you hate him so much why do you even come to look at this??

    Crazy…get over yourself

    I love Perez!

  35. laclaus says – reply to this
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    Ewww! What's wrong with her face? That is a really bad picture. I feel bad for the girl, actually.

  36. April G says – reply to this
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    Okay we get it, Avril is April in French. Are you insulting her by calling her April? I've seen the girl several times and she was great. Lets move on…..

  37. vanessa says – reply to this
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    Im starting to get worried because I have tickets to her show!!! =S… should I return them?

  38. D. says – reply to this
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    Is it me, or does she look like Ghostface from "Scream".

  39. Avril sucks says – reply to this
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    FYI everyone…"Avril" is french for "April"

  40. Manc says – reply to this
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    avril is french for april you idiots.

  41. p says – reply to this
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    Eat something, pie dodger

  42. Anita says – reply to this
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    Well I don't know how dates work in the US but here in Canada it's Thursday morning; and if her show opens Thursday night…well we have about 8-9 hrs to go before that happens. And you already know the show is gonna suck eh….you have some amazing talents.

  43. KarlieJane says – reply to this
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    Have i missed something? Why do you keep calling her April i every post?

  44. d says – reply to this
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    APRIL??? Hmmm…last I checked, it was AVRIL. No P…, V…lets say it togetther. AaaaaaaaaaaaaVVVVVVVVvvrrrriillllll.

  45. PghDana says – reply to this
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    she is such an asshole

  46. Andrea says – reply to this
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    Avril sucks…she looks like the typical ugly pasty white chick…get a tan damnit!!

    POSER!!

    iM GLAD SHE SUCKED LAST NIGHT!! HAHAHA

  47. d says – reply to this
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    Perez is too stupid to know that April is Avril in French. Besides, this is the US, not Canada.

  48. ohh pluezze says – reply to this
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    april?

  49. Victoria says – reply to this
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    I have to admit its awesome seeing my hometown newspaper on Perez Hilton.

    Victoria BC

  50. lisa k says – reply to this
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    she shouldn't have pissed of Chantal Kreviazuk and Raine Maida. Guess what Avril? your songs ain't shit without their song writing talents even if you "co-wrote" the songs with them.

  51. SAP says – reply to this
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    Why does this bitch always look like some evil vampiric creature? Between her nasty attitude, face and music, it's good to see the Canadian people expressing their disgust with their homegrown bitch too.

  52. megan says – reply to this
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    people, avril is april in french..

  53. FreckledPP says – reply to this
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    April is the worst pseudo punk rocker ever. She's a little brat who thinks she's so hard. My guess is her career will tank quickly and she'll sell her house for nothing and move back to canada. good riddance bitch

  54. Candy says – reply to this
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    I don't get people who hate Perez, yet loves his website. If you hate someone so much you would not want anything to do with them. I guess Hate= Passion is true after all.

  55. DARRN says – reply to this
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    "Cause nothing's going right, everything's a mess. And no one likes to be aloneee"

  56. lol.lol says – reply to this
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    xax^^ perez u fuckin r0k!
    avril sux

  57. tbone says – reply to this
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    if you hate her so much, why do you keep giving her publicity? This is actually getting really old and boring now. May have to stop reading this blog altogether.

  58. tara says – reply to this
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    she looks like amy whinehouse in this picture =) haha

  59. sky says – reply to this
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    who is april???????

  60. Victoria BC Girl says – reply to this
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    I've got a few co-workers that went to the show last night with their daughters and they all said it was HORRIBLE! Not even their daughters enjoyed it.

    People here in Victoria couldn't have cared less that she was opening her tour here last night.

  61. Nicolena says – reply to this
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    YEAH! Victoria BC Rocks!!

  62. lol says – reply to this
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    Thanks, perez. For leaving out the positive, which there was a lot of. Plus this is just one review. I've read others that said it was fantastic. Plus cut her some slack, it was her first show.

  63. michelethebelle says – reply to this
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    seriously, this is so boring - I don't care!!!

  64. Canadian_girl says – reply to this
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    Canada hates Avril!

  65. Fellow Victorian says – reply to this
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    Thats my hometown… and it's spelt:
    TIMES COLONIST.
    one n perez…

  66. angel says – reply to this
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    i thought her name was avril
    not april

  67. VAMPIRA!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this
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    What's with those vampire teeth?

  68. plz check your sources. says – reply to this
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    how can anybody know how the show went if it opens today? this doesn't make sense.

  69. UM says – reply to this
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    IS CANADA TIME FASTER THAN AMERICAN? THAT MUST BE HOW THERE ARE REVIEWS FOR A SHOW THAT TECHNICALLY HASN'T HAPPENED YET.

  70. barry says – reply to this
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    Re: bill abong – If you hate Perez so much why do you read his column?

  71. Londener says – reply to this
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    I feel SOO sorry for her.

  72. The Waiting says – reply to this
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    of course she sucks, she's a complete phony. She's a result of major record label marketing and research; they wanted an act that can appeal to tweener females in the suburbs.

    She cant write, she cant play, there's NOTHING about her that says, long term career.

    And Tom Petty is touring this summer too, and he's already sold out the ENTIRE fucking tour. Gee, wonder why that is?

    Maybe because people would rather pay to see a real, proven artist who writes his own material and delivers to MUSIC FANS, not to stupid teeney boppers with hormones out of control who will be the first to throw away Avril once they become old enough.

  73. katie says – reply to this
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    i went to the concert, it actually was much better than expected! it was a little too much pink sparkles but she played the drums and guitar and her piano wouldn't work so she quickly opted just to sit and sing.
    this is coming from a no so bit avril fan but the concert was great for the cutsie punk rock kids btw the ages of 7-14
    good times all around! (but it definitely wasn't sold out)

  74. megan says – reply to this
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    holla … i indeed went to that show, and totes agree with the Times Colonist, and Perez.
    to be totally honest…i only went to go see Boys Like Girls.

  75. liz says – reply to this
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    ew that picture of her is so gross
    it makes me want to throw up

  76. KAYBEE says – reply to this
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    What is UP with those friggin' weird vampire teeth of hers??? That's just creepy……..

  77. Marguerite says – reply to this
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    Who wants to put money down that a) all the other reviews say pretty much the same thing, and b) Avril will attempt to sue someone for a bad review? Girl's gotta make her money somehow!

  78. jess says – reply to this
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    looks like Wino!!

  79. Natalie says – reply to this
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    CANADA HATES AVRIL
    THE STATES CAN KEEP HER FOR ALL WE CARE

  80. Kim says – reply to this
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    I was there and all I can say is I WANT MY MONEY AND MY HOUR AND A HALF BACK!!!!!..and I got the tickets for free!! The radio stations were practically begging people to take them!

  81. has anybody realized this? says – reply to this
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    has anybody wondered how there can be a review for a show that hasn't happened yet? today is thursday. is canada one day ahead of the u.s.?

  82. Marie says – reply to this
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    I was there. I liked it a lot. She was really energetic and into it. The crowd actually wasn't preteen girls I don't know where the writer got that from, it was late teen early 20s from what I saw.

  83. rita says – reply to this
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    hahaha troll husband! so vicious!
    she is the worst.