Avril's Tour Opens….To Disappointment
April Lavigne kicked off her world tour in Canada on Thursday night and, as expected, it sucked!
The reviewer for the Victoria Times Colonnist, who admitted to liking her music, had this to say about her show:
For the most part, I like Lavigne's music and have taken it upon myself to argue the point repeatedly to the non-fans who will listen.
But Wednesday night wasn't an occasion I would go on the record for with unwavering support.
Granted, it was the opening night of her world tour - which includes 15 dates in Canada - but the so-billed Best Damn Tour wasn't even the Somewhat OK Damn Tour; it was just plain disappointing.
Awww, poor April.
At least she has her troll husband's shoulder to cry on!
Click here to read the blow by blow review of April's opening night.
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EW AVRIL
Hah.
faggg
I LOVE SUM 41 (BUT NOT AVRIL)
she sucks
first
She's washed up. What else can I say?
if you hate Avril so much, why do you keep writing about her? You have serious issues.
Even Perez would crack a smile
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uuhhmm…. if today IS thursday, how does it work that her tour opened thursday night- tonight- and you already know that it sucked?
avril sucks awwwwww
Erm, Perezy-dear … can you please file her under something else? Canadialand doesn't really want her anymore …
Danke very much!
xoxo
am i supposed to know why she is called "april"? i guess i missed the joke. but i agree, she sucks!
YAhhhhh! Victoria BC represent!!
she looks fug
she should just quit
isnt it avril..not april?
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i saw her in concert before and it was the worst night of my life. i felt like setting fire to the venue to put her out of her misery. simple plan supported and they stole the show
PEREZ I LOVE YOU BUT YOU NEED TO GIVE THIS SHIT A REST ALREADY.
SHE'S JUST A KID, MARRIED OR NOT.
MOVE ON ALREADY, IT'S NOT AS IF SHE KILLED ANYONE.
uhm, dont you mean aVril??
first skanks
WHY DOES PEREZ KEEP CALLING HER APRIL?? SOMEONE PLZ EXPLAIN!!!! IM GOING CRAZAZAZZY
she is the worst. a poser and non talent. she spits at people, then cries like a baby on punk'd - mtv. she whines like a baby and tries to be a diva. it is nice to see the fans are not tolerating her bad music, diva attitude, and her wannabe punk behavior. her career is finished. next.
It Avril you dumbfuck..who's writing this shit anyway?
wino? is that you??!
She's an idiot. She should really save herself the embarrassment and just CANCEL her tour altogether!
are you people really that stupid?
avril is april in french! jesus christ cant a man make a joke any more?
dont read the site if you cant understand!
heart you perez.
Why is Perez calling her April? I'm sure it's a joke but I must have missed it.
Perez you fat fag! Did she not sign an autograpgh for you or somethin' You have such a hard on for her it's actually pretty funny. Get over yourself you fat ugly fag!
I must have missed the "April" joke…why do you call her April, Perez??
Avril is ugly, mean, stuck up…the list goes on and on. No wonder no one wants to she her sucky show. Go away please Avril!
Re: WHY – because avril is april in french
I think it's funny how people do this…
"Perez you fat fag! Did she not sign an autograpgh for you or somethin' You have such a hard on for her it's actually pretty funny. Get over yourself you fat ugly fag! "
If you hate him so much why do you even come to look at this??
Crazy…get over yourself
I love Perez!
Ewww! What's wrong with her face? That is a really bad picture. I feel bad for the girl, actually.
Okay we get it, Avril is April in French. Are you insulting her by calling her April? I've seen the girl several times and she was great. Lets move on…..
Im starting to get worried because I have tickets to her show!!! =S… should I return them?
Is it me, or does she look like Ghostface from "Scream".
FYI everyone…"Avril" is french for "April"
avril is french for april you idiots.
Eat something, pie dodger
Well I don't know how dates work in the US but here in Canada it's Thursday morning; and if her show opens Thursday night…well we have about 8-9 hrs to go before that happens. And you already know the show is gonna suck eh….you have some amazing talents.
Have i missed something? Why do you keep calling her April i every post?
APRIL??? Hmmm…last I checked, it was AVRIL. No P…, V…lets say it togetther. AaaaaaaaaaaaaVVVVVVVVvvrrrriillllll.
she is such an asshole
Avril sucks…she looks like the typical ugly pasty white chick…get a tan damnit!!
POSER!!
iM GLAD SHE SUCKED LAST NIGHT!! HAHAHA
Perez is too stupid to know that April is Avril in French. Besides, this is the US, not Canada.
april?
I have to admit its awesome seeing my hometown newspaper on Perez Hilton.
Victoria BC
she shouldn't have pissed of Chantal Kreviazuk and Raine Maida. Guess what Avril? your songs ain't shit without their song writing talents even if you "co-wrote" the songs with them.
Why does this bitch always look like some evil vampiric creature? Between her nasty attitude, face and music, it's good to see the Canadian people expressing their disgust with their homegrown bitch too.
people, avril is april in french..
April is the worst pseudo punk rocker ever. She's a little brat who thinks she's so hard. My guess is her career will tank quickly and she'll sell her house for nothing and move back to canada. good riddance bitch
I don't get people who hate Perez, yet loves his website. If you hate someone so much you would not want anything to do with them. I guess Hate= Passion is true after all.
"Cause nothing's going right, everything's a mess. And no one likes to be aloneee"
xax^^ perez u fuckin r0k!
avril sux
if you hate her so much, why do you keep giving her publicity? This is actually getting really old and boring now. May have to stop reading this blog altogether.
she looks like amy whinehouse in this picture =) haha
who is april???????
I've got a few co-workers that went to the show last night with their daughters and they all said it was HORRIBLE! Not even their daughters enjoyed it.
People here in Victoria couldn't have cared less that she was opening her tour here last night.
YEAH! Victoria BC Rocks!!
Thanks, perez. For leaving out the positive, which there was a lot of. Plus this is just one review. I've read others that said it was fantastic. Plus cut her some slack, it was her first show.
seriously, this is so boring - I don't care!!!
Canada hates Avril!
Thats my hometown… and it's spelt:
TIMES COLONIST.
one n perez…
i thought her name was avril
not april
What's with those vampire teeth?
how can anybody know how the show went if it opens today? this doesn't make sense.
IS CANADA TIME FASTER THAN AMERICAN? THAT MUST BE HOW THERE ARE REVIEWS FOR A SHOW THAT TECHNICALLY HASN'T HAPPENED YET.
Re: bill abong – If you hate Perez so much why do you read his column?
I feel SOO sorry for her.
of course she sucks, she's a complete phony. She's a result of major record label marketing and research; they wanted an act that can appeal to tweener females in the suburbs.
She cant write, she cant play, there's NOTHING about her that says, long term career.
And Tom Petty is touring this summer too, and he's already sold out the ENTIRE fucking tour. Gee, wonder why that is?
Maybe because people would rather pay to see a real, proven artist who writes his own material and delivers to MUSIC FANS, not to stupid teeney boppers with hormones out of control who will be the first to throw away Avril once they become old enough.
i went to the concert, it actually was much better than expected! it was a little too much pink sparkles but she played the drums and guitar and her piano wouldn't work so she quickly opted just to sit and sing.
this is coming from a no so bit avril fan but the concert was great for the cutsie punk rock kids btw the ages of 7-14
good times all around! (but it definitely wasn't sold out)
holla … i indeed went to that show, and totes agree with the Times Colonist, and Perez.
to be totally honest…i only went to go see Boys Like Girls.
ew that picture of her is so gross
it makes me want to throw up
What is UP with those friggin' weird vampire teeth of hers??? That's just creepy……..
Who wants to put money down that a) all the other reviews say pretty much the same thing, and b) Avril will attempt to sue someone for a bad review? Girl's gotta make her money somehow!
looks like Wino!!
CANADA HATES AVRIL
THE STATES CAN KEEP HER FOR ALL WE CARE
I was there and all I can say is I WANT MY MONEY AND MY HOUR AND A HALF BACK!!!!!..and I got the tickets for free!! The radio stations were practically begging people to take them!
has anybody wondered how there can be a review for a show that hasn't happened yet? today is thursday. is canada one day ahead of the u.s.?
I was there. I liked it a lot. She was really energetic and into it. The crowd actually wasn't preteen girls I don't know where the writer got that from, it was late teen early 20s from what I saw.
hahaha troll husband! so vicious!
she is the worst.
SHE LOOKS HORRIBLE SHE IS DISGUSTING
Re: UKer –
You state she's only a kid?
She's over 18, and lives on her own.
She's a grown woman.
At what age is someone no longer a kid in your eyes?
I went to that concert… and it was not nearly as bad as that review… it was actually pretty good, and I'm not a huge Avril fan… and god, you people are so negative cruel and judgemental. She's human. get over it.
"Stuffy nose" - hahahahahahahahaha!
Thanks for posting this review Perez. Hopefully it will alert people before they spend $60+ on a 70 minute show. Who the hell has an hour concert and charges that much? This lame cunt, that's who. What a poser loser bitch.
I read your post, it made me want to know her age. I just googled it, she was born in Sept of 84.
She's not a kid, she's 24 years old.
She could have two degrees by now.
She chose to be an arrogant adult, which is why most don't like her.
With the way things are going for her, maybe she should go to school and get out of the music business. It dosen't seem to be paying her bills.
Re: Marie –
You must be one of her friends, (the few she has).
I bet the little punk is sorry for flipping the bird to her fans for so long.
Karma baby karma.
I would never pay money to see this skank in concert but I did see her "perform" on Dancing With the Stars. She sounds horrible live. Two songs on that show made my eardrums rupture, I can't imagine what 70 minutes would do…probably rupture my bowels causing explosive diahrreah. She's a fake and copies talented people's music. Worthless cunt.
I heard her do a cover of The Scientist by Coldplay, and it was awful,she cannot sing, she murdered the song, just like she does most of her own…blahhhhhh
avrils tour sucked not any more than you suck,you have looked into more navels than a 10 dollar crack ho,, she sucked? but you swallowed!!!!!
Um, read the comments posted by everyone else that went. Sure it wasn't mind blowing but it was good and fun! And for you couple retards, today is Thursday, the concert was last night… learn to read…
who is april???????????????????? god she makes canadians look like coke head losers….
Re: d –
A. Perez hates Avril. Avril=April in French. Perez calls Avril "April" as an insult, because of the aforementioned hating.
B. If you are going to post a stupid question, why don't you read through the blog to see if 87 other people HAVEN'T ANSWERED IT ALREADY!!!!!!!!
and C. What kind of ignorant jackass thinks that avril levigne's music is actually "punk"? She's no different than Britney f'n Spears in terms of talent, originality or soul.
Re: Jason in Victoria –
"April Lavigne kicked off her world tour in Canada on Thursday night and, as expected, it sucked!"
i'm pretty positive that says thursday night. right? you should learn how to read first. i live in mississippi and it's 3.14 pm on Thursday. as far as i know, thursday night hasn't happened yet.
April? What the efff?
you're fucker looser!!!!!
all you know is talking about avril..youmust love her uahauaahu Or you wanna be her!!