Greasy Got Beat Down!
Filed under: Brandon Davis
Brandon "Firecrotch" Davis was robbed and beaten outside of a nightclub in Barcelona, Spain, while traveling with his girlfriend, Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi, on a trip a few weeks ago, In Touch Weekly reports.
Davis lost more than $4,000 in cash (coke money) as well as his credit cards and his $49,000 watch.
Brandon was also quite banged up during the little "incident."
A friend says, "He had a black eye and a bloody lip…Brandon was just glad that he wasn't killed."
Davis probably made the whole thing up so he could claim the insurance money on his watch.
We wouldn't put it past him!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: March 6, 2008 at 12:42 pm
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greazy zexy man beast
LOOKS LIKE ELVIS!
to bad he wasn't hospitalized
first
he's kinda cute and the firecrotch thing made me piss my pants
Where is Gummy Bear?
Who is this guy?
First!
I think a firecrotch being greasy AND getting beaten up is almost too much laughter to keep hold of in my belly
2nd?
this boy gets my hackles up
That's what you get for having a $49,000 watch.
Mr Davis needs to wash his hair, loose the muttonchops, and while he's at it, lose the attitude. It's like looking at a douche in leather.
Awww poor baby!!! Now get a job!!!!
who is he? why is he famous?
this guy is an idiot. he is rude and is not attractive at all. he shouldn't make fun of people, because he is just a squishy loser with famous friends.
Suck shit Brandon
your smirky comments like "Davis probably made the whole thing up so he could claim the insurance money on his watch" are just plain asshole Perez. And youre doing that a lot lately. Honestly, youre probably going to get shot one of these days…
haha serves him right. fatty. enough with the first shit already retards.
p.s. perez wishes he was Lindsay Lohan.
He looks like "Fat Elvis."
Not a good look. If it didn't quite work for the King, this douche won't exactly pull it off.
Can someone please explain why he is a celebrity that I have to care about? I understand most celebrities, but what has this guy done, besides get beat up?
thats funny.
the stupid shit deserves it.
good! he's a loser anyways
he's an idiot, but you can't say stuff like that
Even Perez would crack a smile
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Didn't Daddy cut him off? Sounds like he's carrying plenty o' cash while pleading poor. Only idiots would carry that much dough around Europe where currency is easy to exchange and everyone takes credit.
For travelers: meanwhile folks, don't overestimate your safety in Europe. Sure there's way less gun violence, but toursits are primary prey.
(True, kinda scary story): I have friends who met a nice couple: they met to go to dinner at the friends hotel room where they were given lovely chocolates that turned out to drugged. They had their passports stolen.
Before you say, "This couldn't happen to me," believe me, it could.
I didn't read anything in the newspapers….and these things doesn't happen too often in my city, of course tourists have been robbed but almost always without violance and without awarness most of the times….and who goes out at night with 4.000 dolars? i smell lies
i got mugged in Barcelona when i was there last year.
it is notorious for it!!!
don't go there.
The bastards target tourists in busy areas and no-one even bats an eyelid.
So…what happened to his booty-end…(you said "banged-up")? Is he pregnant? Did they take turns focking that pretty mouth of his? Pretty boy like this, I would've had a plan,…stolen more than just material things,…stolen some "feel-good" too. IIIFFF……..you know what I mean.
So his initials are BFD? How fitting: Big fucking deal.
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Perez, this DOUCHE doesn't deserve mention on your fabulous site.
Just because he WANTS to be a celebrity doesn't make him one.
I don't care if he IS friends with Paris Hilton.
I don't like him, but that sucks. Poor guy.
Hooray for coke money!
Karma will kick your ass, no pun intended.
Who carries $4,000 in cash in their wallet? Any idiot that does that deserves to be robbed.
OH BOO HOO! Boo-boo bear. BLECH!
Barcelona, Spain IS dangerous…People are being robbed and mugged regularly…look out, please!
hahaha - could not have happened to a nicer guy - hahaahaha -
why doesn't he have body guards??? I have been to spain, pickpockets are everywhere, it's horrible over there.
he really needs to wash that hair.
barcelona is a stunning city but its full of gypsy and smackhead thieves. if you hang around La Ramblas for more than 30 seconds you are in the minority if someone doesn't try and rob you. I saw a bag snatched for the first time in my life in Barcelona, then I saw it once more in the same city. Also I think its suspect that he ewas carrying that amount of money around . He must of being trying to score drugs, its pretty easy to get them in Spain. Their love of drugs is only beaten by my country, England. He was probably being loud and high, waving cash around bars and making himself the easiest target of the year.
You know, this is what happens to loud mouthed morons when they are out of their protective element!! People outside of Hollywood won't put up with an asshole like this! I'm not for beating and robbing anyone, I'm just stating facts. Sooner or later this type of person gets his butt kicked!
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA!
*breathes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
It was anybody else, I might care, but HIM? Nahhhh.
He deserved it.
LMAO that is what he gets. man I wish I would have seen him when I was in Spain..
That's great news!!! He's a douche!
I hate myself for saying this. He'd be a gorgous kid, if he cut his hair and retrieved his soul.
She needs to wash that greasy hair and cut those nasty mutton chops.
She should lose that fugly vinyl jacket, too!
Oh well….I guess that happens to people when you are the BIGGEST!!! ASSHOLE!!!! In the WORLD!!!! (What comes around goes around)
The street kids in Barcelona are animals.I had to punch one in the face when he tried to steal my purse on Las Ramblas.I'd never go there again.
Who carries $4000 in cash around with them?? I doubt he even has that much.
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KARMA is a BITCH!!!!
He is so stuck up and thinks no one can touch him, im glad he didnt get seriously injured but oh well about getting his ass kicked, hopefully it will bring him back down to reality
AHH MAN! Thats a video I'd PAY to see!
What a douchbag … he got just what he deserved … rich kid that has a blurr perception of what normal people reality is
Good for the mother f*****!!!! He's an ass.
I actually wish i could have seen it happen !!!!! pretty sure the thiefs made better use of his money !!!!!
What a loser. I do have to admit tho, the word firecrotch cracks me up to no end!
Good for him! He's such a feathery stroker.
He looks so nasty. this girls that are with him they either need money or like filthy looking guys. He look always like dirty and after the 'firecrotch' incident he look even worse. A man that is bad looking at last should made up on the manners.
muggings happen often in barcelona. in 3 weeks, i had 3 mugging attempts on me alone, but then with my group, there were a lot more with that and 2 successful ones.
maybe lindsay lohan (fire crotch) had her friend do that to him to get him back!!
Love too see beat downs on people who need them. Couldn't happen to a bigger douche. Probably staged though you are right. ha
I HOPE THE MUGGERS GOT SOME DE-GREASER FOR THEIR HANDS.
THIS GUY SEEMS LIKE A FUNGUS INFECTION WALKING ON 2 LEGS.
HERPES????
Karma's a bitch
haha, gotta love those spainards! ahaha
i bet he got beat up by a 10 year old GIRL.
MY GOD , THE SIZE OF THAT GINORMOUS BOTTOM LIP!!! What did this guy do, roll up the 4,000 dollars in bills, put them in a condom and then have it implanted into that big fat fugly lip of his? how can he even talk with that hideous appendage flapping around above his chin? NASTY!
i dont get it…….why does anyone report anything to do with this loser on these pages? I hadnt ever heard of him before reading this blog and I could care less if he dropped dead tomorrow………so why must we be reading about him?
I grew up with many useless trust fund babies……….who more often than not died by 35.
Hes just one more loser who was given to much and is taking up oxygen from the rest of us.
I guess I'm one of the lucky ones. I heard lots of horror stories about the crime rate in Barcelona but then I spent a few weeks there last summer and NOTHING BAD HAPPENED!! There are some common sense rules to follow:
1) Dress well (lose the shorts/tshirt look) and no white sneakers (too touristy/American)
2) Don't have a camera hanging from your shoulder/neck
3) Don't open up a map in the middle of the street
4) Don't get into conversations with strangers who want to provide some sort of service
5) for women: carry purses/bags in front of you across your chest, not hanging from one shoulder
I spent plenty of time in Las Ramblas and lots of crowded places and I can happily report that no one from our party (of 4) felt even remotely unsafe or threatened.
I'd go back to Barcelona tomorrow if I could!!
"HIRE A HIT MAN"
Sorry but Perez is likely right, he proabably did do it to gain insurance money since hes been cut from his family……whether u like Perez or not, I think he has a far beter inside idea of what is going on with these people than you do.
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy. Karma baby!
Karma's a bitch! Prick got what he deserved.
Both Tozzi sisters are Australian National Karate Champions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheyenne_Tozzi
Girlfriend is a Karate Champ ?
Sounds fishy
haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
for all the people that say barcelona is a dangerous only one thing to tell ya… fuck you!
i mean u can get robbed everywhere, not just in barcelona. the problem here - I LIVE IN BARCELONA - is that teh english tourists are an easy target. they go to the bad areas of the city completely drank…. please…..
PEREZ babe you're more than welcome to stay at my place in barcelona.
nothing bad will happened to you…. well maybe i can present u to some bad boys if u want
bcn is one of the safest cities!
DO YOU REALLY THINK WE GIVE A SHIT ???
I wouldn't carry that much cash on me in the USA, nevermind a foreign country, where "tourist" is written all over you! Stupid.
It's a lie. I needed some cash for cheap, imitation Marlboro's while I was out last eve. and I saw this guy and slapped him a few times, took his $8.95 and his old yellow Swatch for kicks. Exaggerations!
Bravo to whom ever beat the shit out of him!! Sure hope the watch fits nice!! This guy is a asshole…who has not done any thing worth making him news worthy!! He could at least adopt a kid from another country or something….
This is a spoiled, lazy, dirty, rude, under endowed, yet egotistical, skank smellin',wannabe cool, filthy and trashy guy!! Why is he anything other then a menace to Earth. His decendants must be so proud to have a little jerk like this inherit millions of dollars in family money, all for the sake of coke and whores. Talk about firecrotch!! Shit HIS crotch is on fire and needs medicine… fast..feel the burn??
HA, HA, HA! I'M SORRY…I JUST THINK IT'S FUNNY AS HELL! HOPEFULLY HE GOT PUT IN HIS PLACE! OR PROBABLY NOT! THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GO AROUND FLASHING DADDY'S MONEY!
GOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think hes hot…esp since hes been losing weight…he just needs to wash…id make sure we had sex in the shower before Id touch him. LMAO
he may be greasy, but that man has the most beautiful lips ever.
I was mugged there a few months ago… I saw three other people get mugged while I was there over the course of a few days, one was in front of some policemen who did NOTHING. It's such a fun city but I will never go back because it is so dangerous!
Greasy piece of shit deserved to be beat down. Bout time someone shut his fat mouth up. And I know why that model's dating him… they're copying Spencer & Heidi!!!!!!!! PHONY PHONY PHONY!!!!!!! GROW UP AND GET A REAL JOB, BRANDON! YOU FAT LAZY PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Who the EFF has 4k in cash on them???
Has this butt-wipe every had a 9-5 job? He's such a friggin' loser. Give me a break.
So happy this happened. You don't get robbed and beated up in BCN unless you are acting loud and flashing your shit all over the place. He probably was walking around over there on La Rambla or some shit at 3AM like a dumb shit running his mouth.
What a fucking waste of money. I need to pay my freakin' student loans while this fat fuck who can't shut his mouth is pissing it all away.
Hi guys. I'm from Barcelona, I'm 25 and i've NEVER been robbed. Even more, I don't know anyone who's been robbed. In every touristic city around the world there would be thieves looking for vague tourists. I think that the greatest think can happen to anyone is living someday in my wonderful city. xoxo
whatever. i'd still totally do him.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Karma is bitch, aint' it???
GOOD!
Who is he?
good, i love it…he deserves it, he's a pompous asshole