Greasy Got Beat Down!

Brandon "Firecrotch" Davis was robbed and beaten outside of a nightclub in Barcelona, Spain, while traveling with his girlfriend, Australian model Cheyenne Tozzi, on a trip a few weeks ago, In Touch Weekly reports.
Davis lost more than $4,000 in cash (coke money) as well as his credit cards and his $49,000 watch.
Brandon was also quite banged up during the little "incident."
A friend says, "He had a black eye and a bloody lip…Brandon was just glad that he wasn't killed."
Davis probably made the whole thing up so he could claim the insurance money on his watch.
We wouldn't put it past him!
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a FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLAR WATCH? Is it made of solid diamond? Does it dispense cocaine and include a GPS system? Seriously, wtf.
i.want.to.suck.amys.toes.so.fucking.good……i.want.for.amy.to.smoke.some.crack…as…iam.taking.my..tongue.and.licking….does.toes….yummmmm…iam..gonna..CUM.o.man….aaaa…yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!1
Someone give this family a bath.
I knew Elvis was still alive! =P
I know I should care that a human being got beat up and robbed and I do feel bad for him, because regardless no one has a right to put their hands on anyone.With that being said Im not gonna act like this guy isn't a douche bag.I mean the whole Lindsay thing and other incidences.I mean I know she's a hot mess and all,but why call her a firecrotch?And then call her poor?Atleast she went out and made a name for herself.Unlike this asshole who is a male paris hilton who is only famous for who their parents are and the scenes they cause.Go away!Just because you have money "YOU" didn't earn doesn't give you the right to treat people badly.It's called Karma.And he just met her and she took his $49,000 dollar watch..priceless.. XD
About time somebody found his ass and did him right.
Surprised they got grip on him with all that grease in his hair.
Brandon CHILL OUT ON THE SOUL GLO!!!
he probably was running his mouth in the club, and they followed him outside to kick his ass…..he deserves it….lousy rich pieceof shit….that is a no life without money he never could earn
Anyone who would publicly call any young girl a firecrotch intentionally and publicly would have some serious karma coming to them, as wrong as any serious mugging definitely is. Lindsay probably felt verbally mugged.
Why even post his pic up??
He's no celebrity, he's a nobody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha!! when I was in the Navy I got into a fight in Barcelona - while piss drunk - against three guys and walked away from it with all my chiclets and some of theirs (still have them!!) - Europeans can't fight, it is small surprise the U.S. and Canada have to go over their every fifty years or so to kick the Germans out of all their countries. See ya soon amigos!!
haha this is too funny! i believe it though … i dont think that he made it up. i studied abroad in barcelona last year and there are SOOO many pick pocketers. they lurk around las ramblas at night and wait for people to come out of clubs drunk and steal their mula!!! they're real quick about it too. my roommate got her purse stolen and the guy sped away on a moped. at least that money was like chump change aka coke money for him ahaha
Hahahahahahaha!!!
Great!
I did it. Anyone wanna buy a tacky watch?
He is soooo NASTY! He had it coming!
HEY BCN-GIRL,
you are an ignorant catalan fool trying to protect the image of barcelona who probably only goes out in sarria or sant gervasi. I lived in Barcelona for 4 years and know at least a dozen people- tourists and locals who've been mugged, pick-pocketed, etc. So get out of your fake world and open your eyes to reality. BCN is a great city but petty crime is a MAJOR problem that the city conveniently doesn't really warn tourists about because they don't want to lose them. You've got to love the Catalan logic…..
good to know there is justice in this freakin world–some people just need their a** beat just because they are a******—finally the day has come!!
Barcelona is not a dangerous city. It is definitely less dangerous than any US big city. THe thing is that many tourist are dressed so obviously different from nationals (sneakers, t/shirt/short) and they are the primarily target for pickpockets. But nothing violent will happen to you, contrary to what can happen to you in the US, with all the guns around. I've seen so many tourist walking around with the backpack open, being really loud and completely drunk on the streets, or leaving their laptops on a chair while they go to the toilets that I am not suprised that they are robbed. I go to Barcelona all the time, and if you have regular common sense nothing will happen to you for sure.
who the fuck carries $4000 worth of cash on them! even 1/8th of that is too much
i actually chilled with him in miami the other night. he's not that big of a douche. yes, greasy but ok guy. ease up on the poor kid.
hahahahaha
Serves him right.
Too bad they didn't kill his fat, disgusting ass. One less worthless human-being on the planet. And before you start calling me names for saying something so "cruel" let's not forget Greasy Bear's rants (on television) and how rude, offensive and hateful they are.
Most likely true, had a friend that got robbed and beat up in Barcelona last year after leaving a club… probably by the same guys…
Amy, come to me, look me up, Ill make you happy for the rest of your life…
good, looser deserves it, he says the worst things about people this is just the start of karmic retribution!
I hope Lindsay Lohan is laughing her ass of right now. Serves his ass right, he's not even funny.
Re: bcngirl – I lived in Barcelona and there are a lot of this kind of crime-of course you only find out when it happens to you or someone close to you, except the catalans knowing to be stingy. I did internship at the hotel front desk and if I tell you the cases that happend in 3 months i would spend a lot of time writing here. Anyways just one of the numbers cases:
A client at the front desk doing a check-out gets his shit stolen right there, when he realized his shit was gone, the manager took a look at the camera records and there was a man calmly taking the bag and leaving the hotel. Very clever. Not mentioned a number of friends of mine that got stolen.
Everyone gets robbed in Barcelona. He's nothing special, beliiiiieeeeeeeeeeve me.
You know..I've always loved the Spanish…now I know why. Muy bien!! Kill the greasy bovine
ahhahaha hmm
where about in bcn perez?
no ofence but gringos walk around downtown here in bcn at 4 pm drunkk as fuck and its like they calling for this shit to happend.
trust me…
bueno at least his rich right..
so no biggy.
dont mess around in bcn kids,this city might eat ya aalliiveee
his dumb pompus ass deserved it. =]
I think it's sick that people actually spend that kind of money on a fucking watch. How stupid can you be? Not like you can take it with you when you're dead… do something meaningful… feed the homeless or something…
GOOD. he is so gross and ugly, and i bet he has a greasycrotch.
SHAME. That girl is U.G.L.Y
NO! He probably really got his ass kicked and robbed. Now someone, besides his brother, is doing heroin on his tab. walk around with a 49K watch, i wish i was the one that beat and robbed him. effing gluttony. no one needs a watch that expensive.
I'm so glad that there's a number of ppl here standing up for Barcelona. I've lived there for 6 and 1/2 years and my bag/purse WAS NEVER STOLEN! However, I was quite clever. When going to Las Ramblas (the tourist-y area of BCN), I always avoided taking a bag/purse because otherwise, you just become a target. I'm not going to deny that there's a problem with the amount of robbery that goes on specially in that area ’cause I know there's a lot & I have also worked there, close to Las Ramblas.
There's somebody that posted a comment with a whole bunch of recommendations and I have to say that that person couldn't be any more correct (sorry, didn't take a look at the name).
As for this dude, Brandon Davis, I would quite like to know what club he got mugged at… I know most of the clubs there so I guess he was a) really, REALLY drunk b) an idiot and really stupid (oh, the possibilities are endless). I mean, with the amount of cash this dude's got (the $4000 for ONE night), he could've least arranged a car to pick him up at the door of the club!!!
HES SOOOO HOT!!!!!!!! ID BANG THAT!!!!! AHAHAHAAAA
well, at least now firecrotch has an excuse for not washing his hair: no money for shampoo…
Just dues. Just dues. From the advice of my cuz, who's a police officer, and not pansyfied like Greasy Bear (and who would be smart enough to know only an idiot walks around with $4k….that's what banks and ATMs are for dumbass)……learn to put your money in your sock…..lessons in life to be learned from visiting Tijuana. Hey, he was one of the few NOT pickpocketed. It works.
kharma's a bitch!
he was pro at catwalk or Elephant. BARCELONA IS THE BEST PARTY YOWN EVER I LOVE IT.
Its like he is trying soooo hard to do something with his hair…anything, but yet it still looks like a couple of greasy rats did the tango on his head. He always looks so damn creepy in every damn picture…~~shudder~~
That's KARMA baby
Why the hell would anyone walk around with $4000 in cash? Idiot.
this guy is a total weener - i met him a couple of weeks ago outside a bar in sydney - he could not have been a bigger tosser if he'd been holding salad tongs!!!!!
You see douche, karma's a bitch and has put in your place. Next time you may not be so lucky. So now kiss my firecrotch and suck my kiss!
AHAHAHAHAH! MUAHAHAHAHAH! Stupidos! Anyone who can afford to get a $49,000 watch deserves to get their dumb ass robbed! WTF is he doing with all thast money? Why does he need to have such a ridiculously expensive watch anyways? There are starving childen in this world and this worthless piece of drunk crap has all this money? Robin Hood should rob this douche and donate his money to the poor. MWAHAHAHAHA!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If someone spends that much money on a stupid watch whilst there are starving people in this world (instead of donating half of that money to charity) then they deserve to get their useless and greedy asses robbed. It's the universe's way of restoring justice. Plain and simple.
There fire crotch!!!! What comes around goes around. Im no fan of L.L. But I remember what he said about her. Like he was so much better-and was supposed to have been her friend. Slept with her. And called her a fire crotch…what a dick. Reap what ya sow.Bastard
holy shit that is some funny stuff right there.
what goes around comes around brando.
YAAAAAAAAYYYY!!
No me lo creo, he vivido media vida en Barcelona y puedo asegurar que no suelen robar a la gente así. Además, ¿qué tipo de idiota sale de fiesta con 4.000$ en efectivo?
What a moron! Who cares that much money in cash on them? LOL. Try a debit card or American Express Travelers Check.
the real simple life
Are u sure dat he gots robbed? Maybe his posessions just slipped off of him and onto another person? Maybe he slipped and accidentally punched himself in da head on da way down? He is a very oily, greasy bear.
HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!!!! ELVIS!!!
HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!!!! ELVIS!!!
HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!!!! ELVIS!!!
HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!!!! ELVIS!!!
HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!!!! ELVIS!!!
HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!!!! ELVIS!!!
HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!!!! ELVIS!!!
HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!!!! ELVIS!!!
HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!!!! ELVIS!!!
I can see a prick like him telling lies to get Ins $$$, but on the off chance that the story is real… THANK YOU SO FUCKIN MUCH ! If there is any justice in the world, please let one of the asskickers have been a Ginger !
Nice! That is the least of what this asshole deserves. Too bad I wasn't there to see it
what comes around goes around~ hes gross!
this isnt wat really happened… i work at the he got beat up at…. he was fuckin a girl in the bathrooms, the bouncers found him, escorted him out he refused to leave, they roughed him up… thats how it went down
WOO HOO!!!! SO GLAD!!!! I ABSOLUTELY LOATHE THIS ASSHOLE!!!! WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE!!!
BTW, THAT MUST BE AN OLD PICTURE BECAUSE HE LOOKS THIN. EITHER THAT OR HE'S DOING THE CRYSTAL METH AND/OR HEROIN DIET AGAIN.
FUCKING RUDE, ELVIS WANNABE, SON OF A BITCH!! HE GOT EVERYTHING HE DESERVED!! PAYBACK, BABY!! PAYBACK!!
Couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy, what a tool……..
Little Lord Douchbag's parents probably pay Gummi and him to STAY AWAY!!!
What a waste of protoplasm. Lindsey, it's your turn to laugh now!!!!
Re: Kskito – Exactly you did everthing to not be a target, you are just saying that is quite normal to be stolen. Guess what I lived in San gevarsi and I know people that got stolen there, in the pijos area.
That is freaking awesome! Karma biyat!
brandon, karma sure does kick u in the ass doesnt it?
ew i saw him outside my job the other week in south beach.. he looks like a big fat sweaty greaseball.. he's not the queen on the world n some spanish muthafukaz let that nigga kno!! shooooooooooot. welcome to da hood bitch!
That kid needed his head kicked in.
u know the firecrotches of the world are now united in histerical laughter (myself included) haha. maybe next time they will do a better job, a hospital trip would do him good, "the food through a tube" diet! har de har
Re: hotel283 – hey cock fuck, read some history books.
Is this guy physically unable to take a shower and wash his hair more than, oh I don't know, once a MONTH??? Most people I know DO in fact know what soap and water and shampoo are.
It's evil-hearted, over-monied people like Brandon Davis who will fire up the new French Revolution. Off with his head!
GOOD HIS AN ASS
i know how to catch the robber somewehere some guy has grease all over him in spain thats the one who gave ol greasy a beat down follow the trail of grease lol
if it were anyone else i would feel bad for them and care, but him, pfft no one cares, hes a douche to the max!
Who is he? I really have no clue! But, get well!
If I was the girlfriend I would leave his ass in Spain and take the first one-way back home. I mean, if you have a 1) Firecrotch, 2) A greasy cocoa buttered hair-do, and 3) You get your ass whooped by a bunch of Juans, you should probably never show your face again. Why don't they tell the REAL story? Like his crackheaded ass was trying to score some rocks and was speaking broken 4th grade Spanish when the natives decided to deflate the douche…I like that story better.
Re: M.P – It's quite normal to get stolen in that "pijo" area… (it's very obvious for those who just want some nice cellphones, cash, expensive things). I also know of plenty of ppl that were stolen there.
Yeah, I know that pick-pocketing is a huge problem in Barcelona - of course, there's no denying that.