Poshify!

If the reports are true…

You might run into Victoria Beckham at your local mall soon.

Run the other way!

Fox has reportedly offered Posh a fashion reality series called Fashion Nightmares.

Yes, kids…it will be the fashion version of the other Fox reality show hosted by a Brit that never smiles, Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.

And, no it's not going to be the Posh version of What Not To Wear. It's SO much more!

She's supposedly going to do bigger things like whip 'back water' boutiques and beauty pageants into 'chic' shape.

The source also hints that Miz Beckham's A-list friends have really been pushing things on her behalf.

They (Tom? Will? Can't be Katie!) say, 'her humour and knowledge has yet to be fully explored.'

Watch out America…we're about to be Poshified!

Posted: Mar 6, 2008 at 5:17 pm / Email this »

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me says – reply to this

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first!
me says – reply to this

2

dang i really was!!
jo says – reply to this

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1ST!!
silvana says – reply to this

4

im not surprised
!no! says – reply to this

5

lovin her!!!
J-Tizz says – reply to this

6

love you perez!!!
Sammy says – reply to this

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loves the posh____FIRST
angel says – reply to this

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am i the only one that cant stand her? shes like a fukin robot ugh
J-Tizz says – reply to this

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Also she looked adorable on Project Runway last night!
To #1 says – reply to this

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Now your somebody, you have accomplished so much in life.
How proud you must be. You should celebrate, have a party!
Your number one, wow. Amazing.
.
GET A LIFE
Rach says – reply to this

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shes a beauty, but didn't she just get voted teh worst dressed celeb?
COOLNESS says – reply to this

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i heart her!
Obsessed says – reply to this

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I CANT WAIT !!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ABOUT TIME !!!!!
who cares says – reply to this

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PEREZ IS A FAT FUCK
Chris says – reply to this

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I hope its True and shes takes the job, shes a great mum and woman and would be great on a program like that. She is geniunely nice
DARLA says – reply to this

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yeah can hardly wait
#2 says – reply to this

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And you use the word "dang", where are you from, now your famous?
I'm guessing some back road with a trailor and 11 dogs.
.
GET A LIFE
skeeter says – reply to this

18

Poshified? Um, no.
Brianna says – reply to this

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Yes, kids…it will be the fashion version of the other Fox reality show hosted by a Brit that never smiles, Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares
Gordon is a Scot, not a Brit.
elisa says – reply to this

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firssst!!!
Cassie says – reply to this

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Willllll be watching it….
SOPHIEK says – reply to this

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Love Posh! She will be the best bitch out there!
aeriechild says – reply to this

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I love Posh!!!!!!
Keri says – reply to this

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PUKE-IFY
GENA says – reply to this

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I GUESS…..
sam says – reply to this

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A Posh IS a fashion nightmare. Is the show going to be about what she is wearing each episode?
j says – reply to this

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she told fashion television that she would never do a television/reality series again! i dont think this is true.
Katherine says – reply to this

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Re: Brianna – Last time I checked, the UK consisted of England, Scotland, and Ireland. Why do you thing the Royal Family has Castle Balmoral?
Katherine says – reply to this

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Re: Brianna – Actually, Wales, too, but that was a given.
g. says – reply to this

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Why do they keep trying to shove her down our throats? We're not interested!
auds says – reply to this

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how is this possible? she has NO style.
Wonder Years says – reply to this

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I don't believe it thats suck but I still love her fake boobs,
me says – reply to this

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awwww, #10 is sad. wahhhh
skydoll says – reply to this

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MEH
rich git says – reply to this

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Re: Brianna – The last time I looked the Scots were still British
Sara says – reply to this

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#10, don't be mean to others when you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Love Posh, but she REALLY needs to eat. I LOVE Perez!
Posh Rocks and you're just jealous says – reply to this

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I love Posh - she was the only Spice Girl with any style. She is a great mum to her 3 boys, a great wife to her HUNKY Hubby and she has a wardrobe any girl would kill for - have you seen her shoe collection???
Read A BOOK says – reply to this

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Re: Brianna – You need to read a book my love - Gordon Ramsay is a Brit - did you know that Scotland, Wales, Northen Ireland and England make up BRITAIN??? Making him a BRIT - you moron. I'm surprised you know how to use a computer…
ursaminorjim says – reply to this

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I'm to be Poshified? Great…guess all I need is a spray tan, a lobotomy, and a complete and utter lack of taste.
Julie says – reply to this

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Oh how exciting….I will watch…by the way Ramsay is Scottish.
Who the fuck cares if you're first??? NOBODY says – reply to this

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I know it's an old picture - but I LOVE what she is wearing in it. Posh forever xxx
phoenix says – reply to this

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ugh i fucking hate that bitch.

not because she is rich, i just feel like she is a whore and wastes her money and is so fucking annoying!!!!
Sensable says – reply to this

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Re: me –
I don't think #10 is sad, their trying to get the point across of the ass O's who need to be number one.
Go to school little girl. Get an education.
Your another idiot: says – reply to this

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Re: Sara –

Your probably the one who sits around waiting to be #1 on a website.
Nice life.
Must suck to be you.
WTF says – reply to this

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Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GOD-DAMMIT why do we have to keep looking at her ugly ass? She does not smile because ….what is it to smile about???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rich git says – reply to this

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Re: Julie – Are you naturaly stupid or do you have to practise
suzanan says – reply to this

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That's so fucking shallow
Sophie says – reply to this

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Gordon Ramsay is a really nice dude he does smile ALOT he's my uncle so stfu perez
liv says – reply to this

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Re: Brianna – Brit = someone from Great Britain. Scotland is in Great Britain therefore Perez is right in saying he's a Brit and you're wrong.

I LOVE POSH
natalia says – reply to this

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She looks like a man in that pic, a tranny
rat-hump says – reply to this

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She looks like a freakin' chimp.
Chris says – reply to this

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Re: Brianna – Well i always thought, England+Scotland+Wales+Northern Ireland made up Great Britain, where the people are called BRITISH!
Guns N Roses says – reply to this

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Re: me –

Too scared to use the same name twice?
Everyone see's right through that one.
LCJ says – reply to this

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I wasn't a huge fan of hers but after watching her on Project Runway last night she's super cute and sweet GO CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!
Over her says – reply to this

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Sorry Posh is not my favorite spice. I like a girl with curves Posh needs to go over to Mel B's and eat a burger or two or three!
Bridget says – reply to this

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Um Gordan Ramsey smiles all the time on his show. And before it was on Fox Kitchen Nightmares was on the BBC
caroline says – reply to this

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i find gordon ramsay hot for some reason. i love his voice…and i've read both of his biographies. very interesting guy.. i guess vicky b is kinda interesting too. she shouldn't be mentioned in the same sentence as the ledge-bomb gordon ramsay!
Patricia says – reply to this

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I love Posh and her husband, very good looking couple. My friends and I will be watching her new reality show. can't wait for that. sure it will be classy and full of good stuff unlike the garbage they show on E.
caroline says – reply to this

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Re: Katherine –

last i checked ireland's not in the UK but northern ireland is. tyvm
Vannesa says – reply to this

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Posh is a breath of fresh air, she is classy, georgeous, succesful, educated unlike the ignorant in America and Hollywood. GO POSH….
Edumacated says – reply to this

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I don't know about her "humour," but I'll second the notion that her "knowledge" is yet to be explored. This is, after all, the same woman who blithely admitted to NEVER having read a single book in her life. So where exactly would she have acquired even a modicum of knowledge, much less enough for us to "explore?"
I'd watch says – reply to this

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I would watch! I love fashion and her sense of humor is great judging by her reality show.
hoof hearted? says – reply to this

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this b*tch always looks like she's either just sucked on a lemon or is sniffing dog turd. what is wrong with her? does she EVER smile????? she's got alot of $$ for having absolutely NO talent and her husband's kinda good looking.. you think that'd make her happy???!!?? i hope he cheats on her!!
alicefay says – reply to this

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Cool … sounds like an awesome idea … i will definatly be watching!!!
hello? says – reply to this

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Re: rich git –

can you spell?
dw says – reply to this

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bitch has no taste. Trashy hooker.
no way says – reply to this

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speak for yourself Perez, I've got better things to do with my time than waste it.
ashlee says – reply to this

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man im really sick of posh
Sharon says – reply to this

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Re: Brianna – Scots are Brits as Scotland is in Britain. England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland make up the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. You geographically challenged dickhead!!!!!
Carl says – reply to this

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Posh has the same face as the little neighborhood runt you just want to beat the living shit out on a daily basis.
Bianca Toledo says – reply to this

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When's the castiing i wanna participaaaaaaaaattttttttttteeeeeeee i love this bitchhhhhhh i even cut my stoopid hair like herssss
Sylar says – reply to this

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POSHIFY ME PLEASE.
Liz says – reply to this

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You don't see her smile coz she has ugly teeth. She is beautiful but the only problem is her nose and that snobbish look. Someone better tell her that smiling can make you radiate with happiness and look younger.
pooter 5 says – reply to this

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She so anarexic (sp) - put on 20-25 lbs. and she MIGHT measure up
Kim says – reply to this

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I love her, I think she is so cute. I wish she would smile more and change her hair style to something a little less severe but regardless i think she is adorable. She was very sweet on Project Runway.
elyse says – reply to this

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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
hamsterhugs says – reply to this

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right right, are we sposed to believe you here???? I dont think so!
She's already failed in her pop group, why would she be a success now? WHY>? WHY WHY WHY? She's only great as a guest on shows, like porject runway or ANTM even, that's as far as I wanna see her appear on TV, not even a minute more, ok, so stop encouraging her or other ppl to feel sorry and support her. Thanks.
IDA says – reply to this

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I REALLY LOVE HER STYLE AND SHE IS GOING TO BE WATCHED BY MOST WOMEN….SHE HAS A HOT HUSBAND AND HER PROGRAM WILL BE A HIT HERE…
GUESS WHAT FOX! says – reply to this

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MOST PEOPLE FUCKING HATE THIS CUNT!!!!!!! GOOD LUCK WITH THIS MONEY FIRE!
richard says – reply to this

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ohhhh me likey! posh me up….
Amanda says – reply to this

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Can someone please tell her that we don't care about her anorexic, plastic surgery self here in America. She should move back to England if she wants to be "famous". Oh and she dresses horribly.
BrianChristopher says – reply to this

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ferocia coutora!
EuropEll says – reply to this

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BwahhaahhhaahahhaaaaaBwahhaahhaahhahahaahhaaaa!!! It seems like Americans are stuck with this no-talent skank and her overrated imbecile of a husband for a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time. Naah, actually I feel bad for you. But happy for Beckham-free Europe. Maybe you can dump them to some uninhabited island in the middle of the Pacific and we could ALL be happy.
Amanda says – reply to this

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omg, i love it.
come to Mt. Pleasant, Michigan
My college town needs help, ASAP
karen says – reply to this

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please no!!! I'm so sick of Posh and her over puckered face!
Katie says – reply to this

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Kitchen Nightmares is not a FOX reality show. It's on the BBC and BBC America.
Spare Us! says – reply to this

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Re: Katie – Not everyone subscribes to The Beeb, and yes, Kitchen Nightmares was on Fox. p.s. If I see Posh in my town, I'll shove her down a flight of steps.
Sara says – reply to this

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Re: Your another idiot: – No, I don't tend to try to be first. I just didn't like that person picking on the other. I felt like sticking up for them. It's easy to talk big when you're hiding behind a computer screen, isn't it? Have a GREAT day! p.s. I won't be checking this again, so whatever kind of mean thing you say won't be replied to…..so waste your negativity on someone else. Kisses!
Perezalicious Fan says – reply to this

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posh is FABULOUS
Brad says – reply to this

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I Love her! and her foxy husband, meowwwwwwwww!!
pablo28202 says – reply to this

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You go Posh!!!. I must confess that im not your bigger fan , but reading about your extravagant lifestyle and about your hot man makes me relax and laugh. God Unless some people can have fun and spend money as i wish i could .
pablo28202 says – reply to this

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You go Posh!!!. I must confess that im not your bigger fan , but reading about your extravagant lifestyle and about your hot man makes me relax and laugh. God atleast some people can have fun and spend money as i wish i could .
pablo28202 says – reply to this

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You go Posh!!!. I must confess that im not your bigger fan , but reading about your extravagant lifestyle and about your hot man makes me relax and laugh. God at least some people can have fun and spend money as i wish i could .
tim says – reply to this

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she looks like a she/male.ewwww.
BritBabe says – reply to this

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Re: Brianna –

Do you not have such a thing as a map over in your country? Or failing that, some common sense?
nathalie (google ron paul!) says – reply to this

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id soo watch that.. the womans hilarious!
Adelicious says – reply to this

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she reminds me of "Planet of the Apes".
renee says – reply to this

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I think Posh gets a raw deal from the media. I think she is really charming and very much conducts herself as a lady - which is more than most celebs can claim!!
I saw her on that TV special a few months ago that documented her coming to L.A. to find a house for her and David and the kids and her intro to the Beverly Hills set. It was supposed to be a series but they cut it after showing just that one episode. Too Bad! Posh was the only one who had manners and really came across with some class. Did you see here when she went to that Beverly Hills house with all the face-lifted society hags? It was too, too funny. They looked and acted like a bunch of circus freaks and the home decor was ghastly! Posh conducted herself like a lady and the other women acted like downtown hookers! Rah, rah for POSH!
diva says – reply to this

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!!!!!!!!!!!!! VICTORIOUSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BigUncutNY says – reply to this

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she is such a siliconed tart, a high school science project. Who is going to take lessons on style from tha tcreature? Only stupid American could

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