Quote of the Day

"For both of us, the perceived idea is that, in our big relationships, we both got dumped. Believe me, this is not true. Neither one of us has ever gotten dumped. No one ever knows what goes on in relationships. Unfortunately, for some people like Jennifer and me, so much is written about things that you don't say, and so many emotions are attributed to you that you haven't had."
- Sheryl Crow on her friend Jennifer Aniston
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who cares about either of them!
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first??
second. look, bitch, you got dumped, and we all get punked everyday by having to care about you and crow. fuck off tardlick.
Who cares if you did or didn't get dumped.thats so highschool.Its over.Move on and stop yapping about it.
Ok then why did Maniston have a year long pity party after Brad went to Angelina if she was not "dumped"??? Oprah had an hour of a pity party and had to show her slumber party she had for fugistan to make her feel better. And why won't oprah have Angelina on the show with all of her work in Africa if it was not about Manistion being screwed over by Brad?
yeah i agree.. dont really care about jen aniston or sheryl crow. hmm…
Aw snap!
FIRST BITCHES
CHILDREN ARE STARVING
CHINNY CHINNY CHIN CHIN
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Well that was worth ten seconds of my life!
well with jen wasn't it more that Brad was having an affair with Ange???!!!
So thats kinda basically like being dumped
Age isn't sitting well with Jennifer.
She's a homely woman.
Sheryl is the Queen!!
I love Jennifer….I knew she dumped Brad all along..All he is, is a puppet to Angelina now…Jen needs a real man…TEAM JEN
I can absolutely believe the media might say wrongly who dumped who, or that someone is upset who isn't, etc.
But to say neither have ever been dumped … get over yourself, Sheryl! I don't buy it.
i'm glad they're friends
Of course! Aniston dumped Brad - it was so obvious!
this quote is lame.
can we just have Jessica Alba pretending to not be from Latin America?
love her
Becuase Brad was a insensitive shit after the breakup…Oprah is just a good friend..Maybe you should get one…
Sure, if that helps you sleep at night….
Personally, I prefer to call a spade a spade….both women got wronged and were dumped by dogs…..hot, sexylicious, dogs…..that I would let hump my leg anytime, anywhere…….
Yeah, Sheryl that's a good one, and we just all fell off the back of a truck.
Does she think we're retarded?
Why do you hate on Jen so much?? I don't understand what you have against so many of the people you dis on here. It's a little bit pathetic. But you say you just lovee Angelina Jolie, who most people would say has done a lot more wrong than Jennifer Aniston.
Pllease she pimped out her relationship on the VIEW for gods sake!! She was never married. Lance is noooo Brad Pitt, how do u move on from that . (Jason Alexander)
Maybe you should get a life…Like any of those men would give you the time of day…
Poor Lance!!
near enough first
Jen's a class act and Angelina, is 'trying' to be. She does all that she does, only for herself. Team Aniston.
Top ten?!
cool
Jen and Sheryl, two old crows !
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wee wee wee wee wee wee wee
cry me a river, your both bitches, that's why your both alone.
and I'm not "team AJ". Just cant stand either.
Re: tyler – Love her too….
Please explain WHY the drool — or whatever that is — needs to be drawn on every celebrity's photo?
It's not cute or witty. It's tired, Perez.
Jennifer Aniston hasn't done anything to deserve this juvenile mockery. Find a new schtick.
I think they are both FABULOUS.
They are both very hot and very chill and very successful.
Good for them.
It's good to hear that Angelina Jolie had nothing to do with the dissolution of this marraige afterall. Brad wanted kids, Jen didn't. Jen dumped family for "career". Brad moved on and found soulmate. Check mate.
Jenn is GORGEOUS
Pllease, Sheryl Crow pimped out her relationship on the VIEW for gods sake!! She was never married. Lance is noooo Brad Pitt, how do u move on from that . (Jason Alexander)
who gives a crap?
Yeah right!
What is she talking about that Brad didn't leave jen? She doesn't make any sense.
nobody puts Jennifer in the corner!!
So, Sheryl, are you saying you and Jen have always done the dumping?
Christ, aren't you special. Considering you're both single gals in your 30s/40s (as am I) I find THAT incredibly hard to believe.
Go Team Aniston!
Re: Jabberzone – FUCK OFF!!! you make me madder than the firsts!!!! perez please block this idiot
UMMM…NO. WE DUMPED THEM.
Re: Gina – or you can go find a new website to read
OH, AND WE'RE BOTH PRETTY HAPPY WE DID!
No, Ms. Crow - your pal did get dumped….almost 4 years ago. Get over it. I think Crow's "misquoted" comment about TP and how we should use only one square has alienated her from guys. JAnin. is annoying, all of her whoa is me attitude, but in general alright. She did get dumped..ok..her story is over
since when does brad being with angelina mean he's found his "soulmate"? just cause they adopted some foreign kids? honey, you can do that with ANYBODY and that doesn't mean it's going to work out. especially when they aren't even MARRIED? oh get over yourself.
Erin and Gina make good points Perez…
Why do you hate on Jen so much?? I don't understand what you have against so many of the people you dis on here. It's a little bit pathetic. But you say you just lovee Angelina Jolie, who most people would say has done a lot more wrong than Jennifer Aniston.
Please explain WHY the drool — or whatever that is — needs to be drawn on every celebrity's photo?
It's not cute or witty. It's tired, Perez.
Jennifer Aniston hasn't done anything to deserve this juvenile mockery. Find a new schtick
Its nice to clarify the deal with Brad Pitt and Lance Armstrong, but its a little arrogant to claim neither of you have EVER been dumped. That comment made me dislike her just a little….
Its almost like she's saying that getting dumped makes you a loser or something and God forbid…. THEY ever get dumped.
i always feel this tension of "JEN SHOULD HAVE HAD BRAD'S BABIES WHEN HE WANTED HER TO". what kind of step back in the feminist movement is that? she didn't want to have kids then. SO WHAT? it's her body. you didn't see angelina popping out babies for him up front either, did you? why is it so hard to think that a woman does not want to have a legion of children just so her husband will be happy when HE wants to be happy? god you people make me sick. "she dumped family for a career" her FAMILY was her husband who left her because she didn't do what he wanted. yea. what a great guy.
so why is everyone calling poor Angelina a homewrecker if maniston dumped his ass? didn't gwyneth dump him too? somethin must be wrong with the guy
Re: BRAD & LANCE –
:) Two thumbs up, guys. I told Jen to take a hike years ago, too… back when her nose was different.
This sounds like crap, old girl got her ass dumped. trying to be poetic and just sounded like a dumb ass
i like jennifer aniston but i don't like sheryl crow at all.
They're both bitter anorexic women who thought just being thin and attractive would keep their men. However it takes a bond, which sometimes means baring children, to cement the relationship. Angelina and Brad have quite a satisfatory life to say the least and these women, Jennifer and Sheryl, thrive on parading around as victims.
just because you have the jism on YOUR lips, WHY do you always put that on others photo's!!!!! Your a DOUGHBOY fag,coke snortin' whank!
Who gives a shit about beady eyed maneater anyway? She got dumped b/c all she cared about and all she still cares about is money, money, money, and what people think about her and her being dumped by Brad for a much better woman. Stop throwing a pity party and start helping the world like Angelina, you self-obssessed selfish, greedy bitch.
I don't even believe she would talk about something like this to the press. FAKE STORY!
Re: tsk. –
Well, has it even occurred to you that perhaps Jen could have reneged fom the agreement on having kids?? When, along with the decision of getting married most people and I bet you Brad and Jen were no exception, they had agreed more or less if/when they have kids. Brad was begging for years, yes years. You make it sound like he wanted kids at the snap of his fingers…not the case. I dont' blame him for getting tired of waiting. A horse would only follow a carrott for so long.
As far as Perez picking on Jen, my guess he just does it to spite you Maniston fans. And he does a really good job at pressing ya'lls buttons cuz you all get so worked up that is effing funny. Plus, I don't blame him, the pitty party that Maniston's fans bring on is just so like 10 years ago. Nobody care. You guys just need to accept Jen lost her man of her own. Perhaps then, Perez will stop.
Yeh Stoner there probably is something wrong with him. HAHAHHA It's called a little dick. Which makes him a little prick!
Aniston doesn't miss anything, Brad is just not very bright. He seems to be very superficial as well always looking for an identity. The anti-johnny depp !
Greasy hair? Check. Frumpy blouse? Check. Swollen jowels? Check. Must be Jen Anuston!
Re: Jen's High School Boyfriend
DUDE, YOU SHOULD'VE WARNED ME!! BUT IT'S ALL GOOD NOW.
So sheryl isn't over Lance or Brad! Or for that matter underneath them either!
Another range rover driving limosine liberal whining about the press they desperately want. i don't give a damn what she feels or does or eats or acts in- and i don't care what insipid song sheryl crow puts out- these people are both so yesterday. And such hypocrites! jesus- they have millions and they whine about the poor. They use resources most of us don't ever have and then complain about the environment. Screw em. If i was rich, i wouldn't tell everyone what to do or think, like they do. whah whah boo hoo for them.
Re: Angie –
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Will you stop with the "TEAM BLA, BLA" crap.
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Nobody cares, and there is no "team".
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Do you stand outside her house with a cheerleading outfit on? NO, so stop.
What an embarrasing quote. The mere fact she has to state it out loud, makes them sound as huge losers. It does not help their cause at old. I mean, being like 40 and having reps of not being able to keep men for long. So, pitiful.
Bad move, Cheryl. At least Cheryl's got a kid to help her feel less lonely.
Wow, she looks just like Marsha Brady in that picture
Sorry girls… but i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE BRANGELINA !!!!!!
Re: Jabberzone – you are soooo pushing this website, huh? good luck in your venture.
I don't understand the white Photoshop marks at the corner of her mouth. Yeah yeah, it's supposed to be all cutesy-dirty-funny, but it's not, it really hasn't ever been. It's about as old and tired as the peace sign Miley Cyrus copped from Lindsay Lohan, don't you think? I'm particularly a fan of any of them; more to the point it makes you look sort of old and bad, Perez. Refine yourself!
question: what the hell is wrong with getting dumped? i think the best of us have been dumped at least once in our lives, it doesnt mean there's anything wrong with us.
i think jenn and sheryl are just two dog faced bitches who are bitter and sad. they should go fuck each other.
WHAT THE HELL IS WITH HER CHIN?
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IT LOOKS LIKE THE SOLE OF SHOE. A BIG MAN'S SHOE!
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DOES IT KEEP GROWING?
Yeah, I agree. A lot of women get dumped or separate from someone, and it's like when they're without a guy, they're not important to us anymore. I just think it's great they have the ability to bounce back and look good. I'm sorry the world can't see an independent women with respect.
How stuck up can you get.. " We'd never get dumped" Believe me where ever this is a beutiful women there is a man sick of her sh*t.. I'm very disappointed
Jen is soooo irrelevant in today's world. And I'm sure she was dumped at one time or another. Meowwww.
Um. What the Hell does she think Brad did to Jennifer? HE DUMPED HER FOR SOMEONE BETTER!
Angelina is a home wrecking WHORE! Angelina and Brad deserve each other! Hopefully they will have 10 million kids and stay inside the house forever so we never have to hear, see or smell them ever again!
Get over it already, nobody cares who dumped who, its been over for such a long time why even bring it up !!! They are both starting to look like old ladies. Jennifer adopt a baby already since its obvious you dont want to ruin your figure, otherwise you would have had them when you were with Brad.
U BOTH GOT DUMPED AND CANNOT FIND A MAN
If you need to brag that you have never been dumped….that shows how much of a bitter loser one has to be. With that kind of attitude, no wonder they are old, single and alone.
Re: minnie pimp –
That's all of you have to say? I guess Minnie Pimp is also in the "never been dump-old rag" club. LMAO!!
Re: BRAD & LANCE –
I wish someone had warned me too… but you're right; all's well that ends well. I predict these two narcissists will end up together… until Sheryl dumps Jen for using too much toilet paper.
Sorry, guys!
I think Jen is truly beautiful.
Sheryl too.
Jen to me is and always will be much prettier on the outside as well as the inside that A.J……Anjelina has moments of beauty i give her that…but look at her closely….not so pretty….hideous arms….hideous legs….odd shaped body……veins everywhere….just plain harsh….give her a few more years and yikes!
the only time she looks partially human is when she has softened her look with being preggers!
Jen is delicious female beauty through and through.
and Brad….you are a goof….you embarrass me…..you try too hard…..you are playing a game…a follower…..and you are the loser for going with zombie woman….you are basically a cad……yup…i said it…a cad…..so if Anj….you both are freakin' cads.
amen
Well Sheryl, don't flater yourself, while much is written about Jennifer Aniston hardly anything is written about you. We just don't find you interesting anymore!
hate on Lance and Brad, talking about them. Get a life now we have to listen to her, go and be a mom and leave him out of your ugly ass mouth. He is not talking about your washed up ass, she obviously needs the publicity. 2 LOSERS….
Re: Men Suck –
"I'm sorry the world can't see an independent women with respect"
You missed the point. She doesn't sound independent, she sounds bitter. That is the problem with that statement. What she said doesn't help her or her buddy Aniston, it just makes them look worse. If you are so happy, don't care, are so independent, etc etc. there is not need to point something out like that. It's like THEY had to stress the point, like they still have to mention their previous situations. Get it? If you're really over it, there is NO NEED to even refer to it as there is not point to make (which Crow is making). The best way to have shown and be respected as an independent woman is to have them keep on living their lives, looking great and happy and w/out uttering a word about embarrasing/ill-fated relationships.
Her chin is tooo UGLY …Her and Cheryl Crowe look too butch. Maybe they should get together
Lance Armstrong is an asshole.
Uhm sorry, Sheryl, but you both did get dumped. You wanted a family, L. didn't, Aniston is so fucking stupid and selfish that Brad looked elsewhere.
You know what, all of you guys need to stop copying Perez by calling Jennifer Aniston "Maniston", do any of you know what it even means, or why you guys are calling her. Jennifer Aniston has been so classy since her break up with Brad Bitt, not once has she ever put her ex down or has she put Angie down in front of the media, i bet if it was any of you, you would have taken the first chance to do it. So stop critisizing someone that has absolutely nothing to be critisized about, she stays out of the media watch, she stays out of all the gossip so she won't have to hear people like you bragging, but still idiots like you who try to kiss up to Perez still open their mouths without even understanding what you are blabbing about.
Just the fact that they have to say it is pretty lame and obvious. SAD!!
You know….stop trying to hide how sad and lonely you both are in fact they should date eachother…and can the media stop blowing up Jennifer Aniston she looks like a man and is a terrible actress….I wont say nothing bad about Cheryl cuz she adopted a kid..that's nice…"She SHOULD ADOPT A MAN"…lol sorry couldn't help it.