We're Going On A Date!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Taylor Swift
We don't follow the country scene that much, but…
Ingenue Taylor Swift is all of 18 years old and she's doing quite well for herself. She's on the cover of the new Blender magazine!
That doesn't often happen for a country artist.
Taylor writes her own music and her song Teardrops on My Guitar is gaining traction on mainstream radio.
Plus, she wants to take Perez out on a date. For realz!
Taylor's ideal Senior Prom date?: "Perez Hilton!" Swift tells Blender. "Your prom date is supposed to be fun and hilarious, and I think I'd have more fun with Perez than with anyone else."
Wow. We're flattered and honored and humbled and excited.
We'd love to go to prom with you, Taylor. You don't even have to put out!
xoxo
Business As Usual
It's On!
first bitch
FIRST!!
She's a smart little cunt, name dropping you to ensure she gets your approval!
1ST
Who IS this whore?
She's a ugly little thing, no?
Aww. I'f I were back in highschool. I'd wanna go with you too Perez :]. Yous fierce!
i am the firstest, you fat fuck
okay i just had to write another comment,
taylor swift is amazing.
perez is amazing.
yay!
first
Stacy is also first at giving everyone STD's! What a great girl!
DO IT PEREZ!
And take pictures!
first?
Doing well for herself by being on a cover, but I saw her live, she can't sing "worth a bucket of chicken feed"….
She's beautiful and you should go out with her, Perez. She probably is very nice and you might have fun chatting with her.
how nice
I heart Perez
I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!!!
i love her! shes the youngest country artist to have a number one song that they wrote and sang. cool right?
also, the mainstream radio stations have been playing around with her songs, and adding sounds to make it sound less country. i say leave it alone
first
:D
Sluts will be sluts
First??????????
We totally approve Perez, but have her home by midnight.
first
first?
You can just take pictures of each others sphincters.
just another blond stupid singer…..awsome…so rare this days
fart.
I would rather date a HIV+ infested toilet seat then Perez Hilton, even if I was female and he was (still) a big ugly tasteless homo
Seriously Perez, she only said it to get more attention to her subpar music and subpar voice. She wanted you to mention her on your site, which you did. You fell for it!
First
Yay! You should totally go and take cameras with you. It could be part of your next VH1 special! YOU ROCK MY WORLD PEREZ HILTON!!!
if she hadn't said that, you would be calling her some nasty names by now. I love this girl….
They couldn't even make her look good in a airbrushed photo shoot? She must look like a total turd in person!
first!
i'd wanna take you out too perezerrrrs! ive never laughed out loud before on a website until i stumbled across yours! muah!
first!!!!!!!!!
taylor went to highschool with my cousin in hendersonville tn, i've heard she really is as nice as she seems
Perez, who wouldnt want you as their prom date! youre just so damn funny!
Yes
We want Madonna 4 Minutes.
I find TS super cute, she's sweet, she's talented and doing her own stuff … she's obviously got a sense of humor, doesn't take things too darn seriously. She never seems overly exposed, or singing really inappropriate stuff for her age. I think she's a great role model, my 13 year old niece is crazy about her and I think it's great. Sure as hell beats her previous love for Avril!!!!
I just hope she can keep it up. No boozing, no drugs, no diva … fingers crossed this one can stay a good girl and be OK with that.
OMG!!!!! I WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOO CLOSE TO BEING FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!! GO TAYLOR!!!!!!
Before you start liking her too much, here's a sampling of some of her lyrics from "Picture to Burn"
State the obvious,
I didn’t get my perfect fantasy
I realized you love yourself
More that you could ever love me
So go and tell your friends
That I’m obsessive and crazy,
That’s fine
I’ll tell mine
You’re gay,
And by the way,
I hate that stupid old pickup truck,
You never let me drive
You’re a redneck, heartbreak
Who’s really been a lie
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
As far as I’m concerned,
You’re just another picture to burn.
They've been conveniently edited to take out the "I'll tell my friends you're gay" lyric for mainstream radio…
I agree
I love you Perez!!!
That's really neat. We went to the Mall of Georgia (because my 10 year old daughter begged!) to see her a while back. That little girl is the fuckin' definition of BARBIE IN REAL LIFE! She IS all that sass plus some! Go with her, have fun, treat her right and enjoy, Perez! (Hatin' the music genre but not dumbass enough to see that the girl is GAW-GEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")
Lori msloriga@bellsouth.net
PEREZ SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD MAKE YOU INTO A MAN!!!
And Photoshop'd to freakish perfection.
okay, that picture looks REALLY airbrushed. her vest does not look real. I refuse to believe she is that narrow!
"We'd love to go to prom with you, Taylor. You don't even have to put out!"
hahahaha..classic!
i love her. i saw her live and her voice may not be the strongest but it's nice and fun to listen too, and it's obvious she's singing live which i appreciate. she is a true musician!! ps, i think the "tell them your gay" lyric wasn't against being gay more of just being one of the things kids say.
I loved her work on "Girls Gone Wild".
PEREZ IS A RACIST!!! HE WAS OVERHEARD LAST MONTH SAYING OF BARACK OBAMA, "I WOULD RATHER HAVE A WOMAN THAN A HOUSE N**GER."
Are you fucking people on DOPE?
This girl is beautiful.
OMG, she is awesome. I met her after one of her concerts once, she was SOOOOO nice, and she has a very pretty voice and amazing writing skills.
i love her! her music is amazing.
I LOOOVE TAYLOR!!
MILEY AND TAYLOR ARE MY IDOLS!
I LOVE Taylor Swift. She's a fresh breath of air. She's got an album that is so fun to sing at the top of your lungs with all your girlfriends on the way to Huntington Beach. A-MAZING and FRESH!
Taylor Swift is incredible… I saw her in concert a few months ago, and her performance was unbelievable… she's very talented and together, and really got the crowd going. She was the opening act, and by far stole the show!
Hmmm. I heard she is going out with Teddy Geiger…but I would go with you too Perez-we could just trash everyone & have fun.
GO PEREZ, you sexy beast. That would be so awesome and funny. PEREZ GONE COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!! HELLS TO THE YEAH!!!
this girl is retarded. She can't sing FOR SHIT! Her voice is so fixed in the studio. Have you heard her live before? My friends and I went to see Brad Paisley, an amazing artist in country music, and we had to sit through her shit because she was an opening act. Seriously.. shes wicked bad.
Her songs aren't even country… her label just wants her to be Carrie Underwood so they keep sending out all these pop remixes of songs to pop radio. It's pretty sad. She isn't that pretty either… i've seen her live.
Don't be too flattered perez… she only said you so she could be shown on her since no one ever gives a shit about her. She just wants you to always praise her ass.
her lyrics and singing are about as good as avril lavigne's. she's just selling to the country fried version of avril's fans. get over it perez. you can't hate one talentless hack and not the other. oh wait. avril didn't name drop you in a mag. i understand now.
I love her! She has fun songs and seems like a down to earth person! You should take her Perez
perez.. this girl is sexiest. Don't like her too much. In the lyrics to her song "picture to burn" she has a little line that takes a shot at gay guys… go look for yourself..
I find her pathetic
I agree with her.
I know you're fat and ugly and gay, Piggez, but if I were back in high school, I would have loved to take you to the prom, get you drunk and make out with you (while we both fantasised about Brad Pitt).
You're totally one drunken night of regret material!!
are you kidding me, haha, teardrops on my guitar has been on radio for so long i'm sick of it, but taylor rox!
Where have y'all been for the past two years? I've heard her do several interviews with country radio. She's genuine, talented and very funny.
Shes HOT!! I love her lil tattoo on her foot. Its cute! I love her song…OUR SONG. Look it up guys. Its hot!
Re: Melanie –
bitch why the fuck are you hating….what the hell have you done?!?! nothing! taylor swift is awesome and youre not…let me read something your dumbass wrote! fuckin cunt!
I've met her twice, once before she was big and once after, and she is the most sincere, genuine and normal girl out there. And she looks exactly like that in person too, I have pictures with her to prove it. She's enormously talented and shouldn't have to be compared to Carrie Underwood just because she came after her.
Haha, I LOVE HER!
LOVE. LOVE. LOVE.
ORIGINAL BETTER than CARRIE
Perez–those carrie fans are fanatics, champion taylor all the way
What a cunt kissing your ass like that. Carrie Underwood would never had said that, she has much more class.
Sure you wanna go on a date with someone you can have fun with, but you also expect some lovin at the end of the night. Dosen't she know you're a homo Perez?
Taylor Swift is a complete fake. I am from Reading PA (where she is from) and knew Taylor Swift's family. She grew up on a small horse farm on Freemansville Road near Shillington, PA, not "Wyomissing, PA" like her bio insists. She moved to Wyomissing later on, right before she moved to Nashville. Trust me - there are NO horse farms in Wyomissing. It's filled with big, expensive homes and mansions. I'm sure they stated she lived in Wyomissing her whole life because it sounds more "country" (ala like "Wyoming").
Taylor Swift has indeed always had a luxurious and wealthy lifestyle. Her dad, Scott Swift, made his millions off being a stockbroker in NYC. Got her some sleazy junior record deal with Sony by the time she was 12 (then later got a major contract to Big Machine Records through Scott's money) , even though she had minimal songwriting experience, if any. She probably had only been playing the guitar a few months at this point. Her dad shelled out thousands of dollars to have songwriters write her songs and then stamp her name as a "co-writer" on it. Her bio also insists that she played guitar growing up "until her fingers bled", but I also know through others that this is a lie. A little while later she was getting endorsements by Taylor Guitars and appearing in Abercrombie and Fitch ads, singing at 76ers games, years before she even had a cd out or anything real to promote (In other words, her dad was paying to get her in). When she was an pre-teen/early teen, her dad hired Britney Spear's manager. TRUST ME - SHE ONLY GOT ALL OF THIS BECAUSE HER FAMILY IS LOADED. You don't afford Britney Spear's manager on some regular Pennsylvanian's income.
Ever wonder why she can't sing for shit live? Here's your answer. Because she only got to where she is through her family's wealth. She also wasn't even country in the beginning. She was attempting to do pop songs until it was recommended by a friend to go the country route. Her dad has been known to say things like, "Celebrityville, here I come" when talking about helping fund Taylor's illegitimate career.
As soon as I read this post I thought to myself, "She only mentioned Perez Hilton so he would write about it on his blog"
saw taylor swift in concert on SATURDAY (3/1) and she was AMAZING! the fact that she writes all her own songs and plays the guitar is awesome. she actually has REAL TALENT, which today.. is rare. not only did she put on a great show but all 2000 people had the opportunity to meet her, get an autograph and a picture (all of which i got). SHES GREAT and im not a country music fan.
yeah but did u SEE THAT dress she wore to the grammys?! it was like the cheapest looking prom dress. repulsive.
She's only 18? I saw her on Ellen Degeneres and she looked like a used up 40 year old hooker. Poor girl.
i lovee herrr
I love Taylor Swift!!! I saw her live at a Rascal Flatts concert and a Brad Paisley concert. Taylor is very entertaining and all of her songs are very catchy.
I went perez to be my prom date!!!!
I'd would be freakin' amazing, we could get all 'girlified' then dance and pick up cute guys! And clearly mock all the unlucky ladies, who look too trashy!
muaaah
Nice vocab, Perez. Ingenue indeed. Keep it up, teach these morons something.
"If girls quoted Winston Churchill and Aristotle in their AIM profiles instead of "Rent," we'd all be so much more erudite. That means "knowledgeable," but you didn't know that because girls quote "Rent” in their AIM profiles."
Re: a friend (cont again) – i am from reading also and yes wyomissing is moneybags central no down home country folk there
I've never heard her music before but pictures of her don't even COMPARE to what she looks like in person, she is absolutely stunning in real life! I didn't even know she was famous when I first saw her until cameras went in her face, but my face was in awe of how beautiful this girl was. P.S. Perez, you're not that funny, she lied.
why do people have to call someone 'cunt'.
seriously get a life!
she has talented unlike half the people who don't know shit.
What up, Clyde? This is some funny shizzle! Who would have guessed that the little country preschool princess knew about ol' perez? I guess maybe she isn't quite as annoying as I thought!
What's that stuff hanging off of her? Looks like part of my husband's hernia belt!
she is simply amazing. her songs are fantastic. i'm not the biggest country fan, but i saw her live and the way she interacted with the crowd was great! one of the best concerts i've been to! totally go to prom with her! ha!
Good for her. I love her. She is such a great musician and she is a good roll model. And you people on here calling her a cunt and whore I hope your own kids get called that.. She is ONLY 18 you douche bags.
Re: T – How about TWAT instead of cunt?
teardrops on my guitar is fuckin old, its not just becoming popular.. it was popular like last yr… this bitch is old news!!
What a completely overrated little snot. She seems to believe all her press, acting like a sillly adult when she should be a kid. This one won't last long, for sure.
Taylor Swift is the most amazing girl in the world. Seriously. ;]
She's extremely talented and SOO NICE - her whole family is awesome, actually. And also, I don't appreciate people saying that she only got where she is because of her family's wealth; She got where she is today through hard work and perseverance. Taylor's extremely genuine, so don't go saying that she isn't.
And in response to this comment from maris "I refuse to believe she is that narrow!" She's actually REALLY skinny. Like, not unhealthy skinny, but still.
Also, in response to this "Her dad shelled out thousands of dollars to have songwriters write her songs and then stamp her name as a "co-writer" on it. " Where in the world do you get off saying that?? She's an INCREDIBLE lyricist. I've heard her write songs on the spot and they're just as good as the ones on her album. So don't you dare go saying things like that ;]
I'm gay and I LOVE Taylor Swift! She's awesome…love her song Tim McGraw!
ugh shes pulling beyonce's signature pose :/ not cute