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1. #1 - Jayne Meryl Kay says – reply to this
   
   

   beavis! so true!

2. #2 - Jayne Meryl Kay says – reply to this
   
   

   ps im first and pps i would read to see how much of a sleezeball he is.

3. #3 - rachel says – reply to this
   
   

   third? fourth?

4. #4 - rachel says – reply to this
   
   

   YEA. THIRD.

5. #5 - AshleyinSocorro says – reply to this
   
   

   I wanna know how he is going to commit suicide!

6. #6 - lil says – reply to this
   
   

   What?!
   Autobigoraphy … what a joke!

7. #7 - bras-brit says – reply to this
   
   

   TWAT

8. #8 - SPENCER IS A says – reply to this
   
   

   MASSIVE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

9. #9 - Dawn says – reply to this
   
   

   5th!!! Who cares about Spencer Pratt. I wouldn't spend a penny to read that.

10. #10 - asdf says – reply to this
    
    

    WHO CARESSSSS

11. #11 - ally says – reply to this
    
    

    I bet he is as good a writer as hedi is a singer
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12. #12 - Heather says – reply to this
    
    

    Beavis is better looking!!!

13. #13 - alli cat says – reply to this
    
    

    ….? what who cares

14. #14 - Me says – reply to this
    
    

    I would buy it and burn it.

    Just because I'm a decent human being.

15. #15 - shara says – reply to this
    
    

    who care about his ugly mug.

16. #16 - LOL says – reply to this
    
    

    This story is incorrect… he will release his autobiographical PAMPHLET. Enough already with these "faux" stars.

17. #17 - doobie-doo says – reply to this
    
    

    I don't even know who this dude is.

18. #18 - belle says – reply to this
    
    

    I just about spit my margarita out when I saw Spencer's pic next to Beavis'! GREAT comparison Perez!!!

19. #19 - Ugh!!! says – reply to this
    
    

    what a fucking moron, GET OVER YOURSELF NO ONE LIKES YOU AND YOU LOOK LIKE SKELATOR, fucking ugly ass idiot.

20. #20 - OMG! says – reply to this
    
    

    Why is he so stupid!! What a douche bag!

21. #21 - sandyr says – reply to this
    
    

    My only question is: Who the heck is he?

22. #22 - Belinda says – reply to this
    
    

    Who is this douche?

23. #23 - ANONYMOUS says – reply to this
    
    

    Hey, Perez. Vanessa Hudgens was arrested! She was at a club, and I guess she was drinking or something.

24. #24 - gregorytodd says – reply to this
    
    

    I have NO idea whoa any of these people are………………..

25. #25 - Abi UK says – reply to this
    
    

    AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA very true

26. #26 - sergsdfg says – reply to this
    
    

    7th - 10th?

27. #27 - christy says – reply to this
    
    

    What does he possibly have to say that he already hasn't said to In Touch Weekly?

28. #28 - alex says – reply to this
    
    

    firsttt ..ew and btw spencers gross

29. #29 - ross says – reply to this
    
    

    who the hell is even interested in reading an auto of him

30. #30 - xuszerep says – reply to this
    
    

    Tick tock tick tock…. I HATE this guy and I wait for these people from The Hills are gone from our TV screens!

    I beg of you, Perez STOP covering them!

31. #31 - Jeff says – reply to this
    
    

    the real question is: what else does he even have to tell? he's talked trash about everything to everyone as much as he possibly can. I honestly think he is mentally ill… even more mentally ill than Britney. He's a total meglomaniac.

32. #32 - San Francisco says – reply to this
    
    

    Could call w/ the comparison, Perez.

33. #33 - GREEDY FUCK says – reply to this
    
    

    HE's GOT SUCH A "DOUCHE" FACE…HE IS EASY TO DISLIKE!

34. #34 - Kayla says – reply to this
    
    

    OMFG! I am SOOOOOO Sick of Spencer AND Heidi! Get over it you two - NO ONE cares or likes you, and your 15 min of fame were OVER before it even started! UGH! Get a life. Or just go jump off a cliff - either way, no one cares.

35. #35 - bella_maya says – reply to this
    
    

    omg is he serious!?!
    i dont even know why people even care about him…hes so scary:P

36. #36 - katie says – reply to this
    
    

    eww loserrr

37. #37 - *Danielle says – reply to this
    
    

    HAHAHAHA… this is priceless!! WTF is the matter with people these days? No, I will not read this… I will not waste precious moments of my life on anything that comes from him. I will just wait til' it come out, then you guys will fill me in I'm sure…

    Thanks Perez

38. #38 - KateMJ says – reply to this
    
    

    I KNEW THIS!!!!!!

39. #39 - Alexandra says – reply to this
    
    

    He reminds me of Scott Peterson…Anyone else? Like he has some deep dark murderous secret. I hope kills Heidi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

40. #40 - val says – reply to this
    
    

    NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIM AND HIS UGLY PLAIN GIRLFRIEND
    NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIM AND HIS UGLY PLAIN GIRLFRIEND
    NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIM AND HIS UGLY PLAIN GIRLFRIEND
    NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIM AND HIS UGLY PLAIN GIRLFRIEND
    NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIM AND HIS UGLY PLAIN GIRLFRIEND

41. #41 - LTLLYR says – reply to this
    
    

    He is such an idiot! Why would anyone want to read that crap!!!

42. #42 - HEIDI MONTAG says – reply to this
    
    

    I LOVE THAT DOUCHE FACE…LEAVE US ALONE…OR I'M GONNA CRY" MUAAAAAAAHHH

43. #43 - HE LOOKS LIKE A VAGINA WITH A PERM!! says – reply to this
    
    

    THIS FUCKING BITCH NEEDS HIS ASS KICKED– BAD!!!!!!! SOMEBODY GO GET THAT DUDE WHO POUNDED JESSEE METCALF TO KICK THIS GRINNING TWAT INTO THE DIRT!!!!! HE IS LIKE THE POOR MAN'S KATO KAELIN!!! WHAT A SLEAZY LITTLE BITCH-BOY!!!

44. #44 - Sophie says – reply to this
    
    

    What a loser!! I HATE HIM!! HE'S A PIECE OF S***!!!

45. #45 - ANONYMOUS says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: ANONYMOUS –
    sorry, I'm the anonymous guy. She was discovered at a club, but I don't know if she was actually drinking.

46. #46 - Elisabeth says – reply to this
    
    

    What the hell does he have to say???? He's so unbelievably gross - as is his nasty girlfriend.

47. #47 - lucy says – reply to this
    
    

    i love how he thinks hes famous enough to write an autobiography!!
    who the hell cares about his life?!?!

    ps- its hysterical how much he looks like beavis!!!!

48. #48 - FUGLY says – reply to this
    
    

    wow. he's such an egotistical jackass!!! he has no business revealing info abou L.C. or Brody. they should sue.

49. #49 - NO ONE FUCKIN CARES FUCKIN COCK says – reply to this
    
    

    WHAT A FUCKIN DOOUUCCCHHHHH BAAAGGGG

    NO ONE FUCKIN CARES ASSHOLE GO FUCK URSELFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

50. #50 - obvi says – reply to this
    
    

    um, it doesn't matter if he can write. he'll just get a ghostwriter like every other celebrity whose books no one cares about

51. #51 - Cookie says – reply to this
    
    

    NOOOOOooooooooooooo

52. #52 - C says – reply to this
    
    

    THESE FUCKERS NEED TO BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    STOP THEM STOP THEM STOP THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    FAME WHORES FAME WHORES FAME WHORES!!!!!!!
    BARF BARF BARF BARF BARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    FUCK HEIDI AND SPENCER DON"T GIVE THEM ANY PRESS!!!!!!!!!!!
    FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

53. #53 - Ciyra says – reply to this
    
    

    No one is going to pay him to "write" a book. Just like no one would pay him to "direct" that awful music video. When is he going to realize that he's not going to be famous and go get a job a footlocker or jamba juice and disappear like he should.

54. #54 - a says – reply to this
    
    

    Nothing that comes out of his mouth is the truth. What a d-bag.

55. #55 - Winter says – reply to this
    
    

    He probably is having someone else write it!
    what a fuck tard

56. #56 - A says – reply to this
    
    

    Really?
    What does he have to say that is so insightful? It will most likely be all untrue..
    I do the love the Bevis look a like.
    Also where is the girlfriend, she is always in photo's with him..

57. #57 - ha! says – reply to this
    
    

    Re: HE LOOKS LIKE A VAGINA WITH A PERM!! –
    u r hilarious!! u rock!!!:)

58. #58 - Korey's lover says – reply to this
    
    

    dude, give it the fuck up already…
    him and that skanky blonde have milked it eanough already…
    who would invest in that shit anyway??? what will it sell like 9 copies, who IS this freak anyway???

59. #59 - Alexandra says – reply to this
    
    

    HE REMINDS ME OF SCOTT PETERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!ANYONE ELSE??? LIKE HE HAS SOME DEEP DARK SECRET…

    KILL HEIDI SO WE CAN WATCH THE MAN HUNT!!! THAT WOULD BE GREAT TELEVISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

60. #60 - Brittany says – reply to this
    
    

    honestlym what does he have to write about?

61. #61 - Kasey says – reply to this
    
    

    …he's left nothing a secret. what would be new to read?

62. #62 - Melinda says – reply to this
    
    

    WHO?

63. #63 - sw says – reply to this
    
    

    US Weekly's probably paying his ass. Those idiots will put them on every magazine if they can.

64. #64 - DANNY.b.707 says – reply to this
    
    

    F U GUYS SPENCER N HEIDI R AWSME!!!!!! N hell yeah I'll buy his book I'll buy a fkn 100 copys!!!!!!! Go team spencer n heidi!!!!! Fuk da haters!!!!!!!!

65. #65 - Bre says – reply to this
    
    

    AHAHA!! they look a lot alike.

66. #66 - FLANDERS says – reply to this
    
    

    AINT EASY BEING CHEEZY!!!
    WHAT ABOUT HIS CELEBANOTHIN GIRL & HER NEW ALBUM

67. #67 - BRIT says – reply to this
    
    

    SUCH A PATHETIC LOSER. I CAN'T STAND HIS UGLY HYPOCRITCICAL ASS. HEIDI'S A BITCH TOO. MAYBE SHE SHOULD CONSIDER MORE PLASTIC SURGERY TO GET RID OF HER JOKER CHIN??

68. #68 - Denae says – reply to this
    
    

    My god!!! Does anyone else hate this guy as much as i do? He is an inconsiterate(spelling sucks)asshole .. He wouldnt be nothing without her wow some dumb Jock!!!!!! That show is stupid anyways. Their fucking loaded with cash already and then someone is paying them to act on tv Bullshit what about us regular people… FUCK OFFF!!!!

69. #69 - Drama says – reply to this
    
    

    When will this Douche disappear for good? I would beat the shit out of him on the street just for the principle alone.

70. #70 - jenna says – reply to this
    
    

    what a f-in douche bag! He looks like a ken doll on crack. period.

71. #71 - Chad says – reply to this
    
    

    Who is he??? Does he have something to do with that Hills show i have never watched???

72. #72 - b spears says – reply to this
    
    

    spencer is an asshole..

    and has huge teeth

73. #73 - lindsay says – reply to this
    
    

    Forget writing… can he even read? nobody will read this.

74. #74 - Kasia says – reply to this
    
    

    So….a book full of lies to (try to) make himself look better. he isnt ever the bigger person. and yes his writing skills prolly match his directing/producing/filming skills. sosososososo lame. this guys a no body!

75. #75 - norman says – reply to this
    
    

    Don't know where I have seen that face, Is he going to have naked pics of him or what because nobody know him, so who cares what he tells people about him!

76. #76 - Rosa says – reply to this
    
    

    I gotta tell ya, I have never seen two people look more like they were carved out of cream cheese. The fact that they even GOT 15 minutes of fame is baffling. Talentless, vacuous and incredibly shallow. Gimme-a-fuckin'-break!

77. #77 - Michelle says – reply to this
    
    

    Who gives a crap about his life as a nobody. Cash in on WHAT???It's gona do just as well as Kevin Frederline and the 300 CDs that people bought.

78. #78 - Cookie says – reply to this
    
    

    no one even likes him….i feel sorry for heidi she needs to wake up and smell the crap from this idiot!!!! plus wots with the goatee - it looks ridiculous!!!

79. #79 - irma says – reply to this
    
    

    finally somebody else noticed

80. #80 - jojo says – reply to this
    
    

    Beavis……His long lost brother perhaps??

81. #81 - Boston says – reply to this
    
    

    Yawn, next.

82. #82 - mmm says – reply to this
    
    

    spencer is an idiot!

83. #83 - LW says – reply to this
    
    

    I am not sure when I have seen a bigger slime ball. He is so disgusting. His eyes make him appear that he has a serious thyroid disorder, his porcelin veneers look like chick-lets and his cat-sicked hair is horrifing. Heidi looks like someone stretched plastic wrap over her face…The video she made was RIDICULOUS!!!!! I HATE THESE PEOPLE!!!!!

84. #84 - Perezaddict says – reply to this
    
    

    No one will read it… except Heidi!

85. #85 - whitney says – reply to this
    
    

    who on earth would pay money to read something that he attempted to write????

    NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU SPENCER!!!!

86. #86 - auntiespanties says – reply to this
    
    

    Does anyone who earns and spends their own money intend on buying this stupid book. My stepdaughter is going to have to spend her own money to buy this crap!!!!

87. #87 - twinklinstarr99 says – reply to this
    
    

    I'm sorry but it aint something I'd wanna know.

88. #88 - BLONDE*BITCH says – reply to this
    
    

    i can't believe he thinks people still actually CARE ABOUT THEM!!! NO ONE DOES!! YOU'RE HARDLY EVEN PART OF THE SHITTY SHOW ANYMORE EITHER WITH YOUR "FAKE FIGHTS"!! LMFAO!!! WHAT A DOUCHE… who the hell is gonna buy it other than some stupid niave 13 yearold teeny bopper?

89. #89 - k.c. says – reply to this
    
    

    Now Perez……Is that any way to talk about your good friend Spencer? Everyone knows your BFF's with Spencer and Heidi. ♥ Good play off though…..I dont think people will ever know you are in with Heidi & Spencer.

90. #90 - fartingjim says – reply to this
    
    

    he is such a MASSIVE tool. with balls. and fuzz. and dripping green ooze. and precum. and stank. and cheese. and foreskin. and warts. and weird spots. and associated dingleberry smear. i cannot stand that this fucking nut sack walks the earth, much less the fact that ONE human pays him attention other than to run him over in an equally whoreanus hollywood douchebagmobile. he should suck toe jam all day, vomit, shit it into that 2 girls cup, and eat his own rank turd junk. then he should swim in vats of pus and diarrhea until all of his Hills friends die and rot, then their body juice should be funneled up his nose until he gags like the cocksucking bitch he is. fucking hate him like a dirty hole.

91. #91 - ummm WOW! says – reply to this
    
    

    thats a frikken joke right? what did he ever do legit? other then being on a FAKE reality tv show & being a jerk? oh yeah & filming the stupidest music video ever? NO ONE WILL READ THAT HE IS SUCH A LOSER………

92. #92 - Lo says – reply to this
    
    

    ugh perez I am so tired of seeing these peoples faces. Heidi is on another cover of Us weekly! Boo! "Spencer betrayed me" boo hoo….. why dont you cancel your "Paparazzi run ins" and dump his sorry ass. I am so sick of them. They are just fame seeking weirdos and all they want is to be on covers of magazines and stuff, it doesnt even matter to them how much they are embaressing themselves! Keep them off Perez so they will go away!

93. #93 - margaux says – reply to this
    
    

    would anyone actually pay money to read about brody jenner and lauren conrad's lives? mmmm….no.

94. #94 - PeachPie says – reply to this
    
    

    If there were a "straight to DVD" category for books, this would be on the top of the list.
    Oh.. wait.. there IS. It's called trash bin.

95. #95 - montreal queen says – reply to this
    
    

    LOLOLLLLLL . Je suis en train de rire comme une folle .Its true they really look -alike!!!!!!HILARIOUS

96. #96 - Heyo says – reply to this
    
    

    REEEDICULOUS. i do not want to give my money to him

97. #97 - montreal queen says – reply to this
    
    

    He gonna write a book?????!! is he kidding???

98. #98 - Cindy says – reply to this
    
    

    thats fuckin Funny!!

99. #99 - all jacked up.com says – reply to this
    
    

    He is sooo gross.

100. #100 - trouble says – reply to this
     
     

     spencer who? and why do i wanna know about his life?