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Will You Read This Shiz???
Filed under: Exclusives! > Spencer Pratt
He knows his 15 minutes of fame are about to expire. Homie wants to cash in!
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Spencer Pratt is "in talks" to release an autobiographical book and he's ready to tell all.
"He's close to signing a deal," an insider aware of the negotiations tells us. "He will talk about L.C., Brody and everything else you'd wanna know."
Here's something we wanna know: can he even write??????
Posted: March 6, 2008 at 7:09 pm
beavis! so true!
ps im first and pps i would read to see how much of a sleezeball he is.
third? fourth?
YEA. THIRD.
I wanna know how he is going to commit suicide!
What?!
Autobigoraphy … what a joke!
TWAT
MASSIVE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
5th!!! Who cares about Spencer Pratt. I wouldn't spend a penny to read that.
WHO CARESSSSS
I bet he is as good a writer as hedi is a singer
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Beavis is better looking!!!
….? what who cares
I would buy it and burn it.
Just because I'm a decent human being.
who care about his ugly mug.
This story is incorrect… he will release his autobiographical PAMPHLET. Enough already with these "faux" stars.
I don't even know who this dude is.
I just about spit my margarita out when I saw Spencer's pic next to Beavis'! GREAT comparison Perez!!!
what a fucking moron, GET OVER YOURSELF NO ONE LIKES YOU AND YOU LOOK LIKE SKELATOR, fucking ugly ass idiot.
Why is he so stupid!! What a douche bag!
My only question is: Who the heck is he?
Who is this douche?
Hey, Perez. Vanessa Hudgens was arrested! She was at a club, and I guess she was drinking or something.
I have NO idea whoa any of these people are………………..
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA very true
7th - 10th?
What does he possibly have to say that he already hasn't said to In Touch Weekly?
firsttt ..ew and btw spencers gross
who the hell is even interested in reading an auto of him
Tick tock tick tock…. I HATE this guy and I wait for these people from The Hills are gone from our TV screens!
I beg of you, Perez STOP covering them!
the real question is: what else does he even have to tell? he's talked trash about everything to everyone as much as he possibly can. I honestly think he is mentally ill… even more mentally ill than Britney. He's a total meglomaniac.
Could call w/ the comparison, Perez.
HE's GOT SUCH A "DOUCHE" FACE…HE IS EASY TO DISLIKE!
OMFG! I am SOOOOOO Sick of Spencer AND Heidi! Get over it you two - NO ONE cares or likes you, and your 15 min of fame were OVER before it even started! UGH! Get a life. Or just go jump off a cliff - either way, no one cares.
omg is he serious!?!
i dont even know why people even care about him…hes so scary:P
eww loserrr
HAHAHAHA… this is priceless!! WTF is the matter with people these days? No, I will not read this… I will not waste precious moments of my life on anything that comes from him. I will just wait til' it come out, then you guys will fill me in I'm sure…
Thanks Perez
I KNEW THIS!!!!!!
He reminds me of Scott Peterson…Anyone else? Like he has some deep dark murderous secret. I hope kills Heidi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIM AND HIS UGLY PLAIN GIRLFRIEND
NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIM AND HIS UGLY PLAIN GIRLFRIEND
NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIM AND HIS UGLY PLAIN GIRLFRIEND
NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIM AND HIS UGLY PLAIN GIRLFRIEND
NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIM AND HIS UGLY PLAIN GIRLFRIEND
He is such an idiot! Why would anyone want to read that crap!!!
I LOVE THAT DOUCHE FACE…LEAVE US ALONE…OR I'M GONNA CRY" MUAAAAAAAHHH
THIS FUCKING BITCH NEEDS HIS ASS KICKED– BAD!!!!!!! SOMEBODY GO GET THAT DUDE WHO POUNDED JESSEE METCALF TO KICK THIS GRINNING TWAT INTO THE DIRT!!!!! HE IS LIKE THE POOR MAN'S KATO KAELIN!!! WHAT A SLEAZY LITTLE BITCH-BOY!!!
What a loser!! I HATE HIM!! HE'S A PIECE OF S***!!!
Re: ANONYMOUS –
sorry, I'm the anonymous guy. She was discovered at a club, but I don't know if she was actually drinking.
What the hell does he have to say???? He's so unbelievably gross - as is his nasty girlfriend.
i love how he thinks hes famous enough to write an autobiography!!
who the hell cares about his life?!?!
ps- its hysterical how much he looks like beavis!!!!
wow. he's such an egotistical jackass!!! he has no business revealing info abou L.C. or Brody. they should sue.
WHAT A FUCKIN DOOUUCCCHHHHH BAAAGGGG
NO ONE FUCKIN CARES ASSHOLE GO FUCK URSELFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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THESE FUCKERS NEED TO BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP THEM STOP THEM STOP THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FAME WHORES FAME WHORES FAME WHORES!!!!!!!
BARF BARF BARF BARF BARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK HEIDI AND SPENCER DON"T GIVE THEM ANY PRESS!!!!!!!!!!!
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No one is going to pay him to "write" a book. Just like no one would pay him to "direct" that awful music video. When is he going to realize that he's not going to be famous and go get a job a footlocker or jamba juice and disappear like he should.
Nothing that comes out of his mouth is the truth. What a d-bag.
He probably is having someone else write it!
what a fuck tard
Really?
What does he have to say that is so insightful? It will most likely be all untrue..
I do the love the Bevis look a like.
Also where is the girlfriend, she is always in photo's with him..
Re: HE LOOKS LIKE A VAGINA WITH A PERM!! –
u r hilarious!! u rock!!!:)
dude, give it the fuck up already…
him and that skanky blonde have milked it eanough already…
who would invest in that shit anyway??? what will it sell like 9 copies, who IS this freak anyway???
HE REMINDS ME OF SCOTT PETERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!ANYONE ELSE??? LIKE HE HAS SOME DEEP DARK SECRET…
KILL HEIDI SO WE CAN WATCH THE MAN HUNT!!! THAT WOULD BE GREAT TELEVISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
honestlym what does he have to write about?
…he's left nothing a secret. what would be new to read?
WHO?
US Weekly's probably paying his ass. Those idiots will put them on every magazine if they can.
F U GUYS SPENCER N HEIDI R AWSME!!!!!! N hell yeah I'll buy his book I'll buy a fkn 100 copys!!!!!!! Go team spencer n heidi!!!!! Fuk da haters!!!!!!!!
AHAHA!! they look a lot alike.
AINT EASY BEING CHEEZY!!!
WHAT ABOUT HIS CELEBANOTHIN GIRL & HER NEW ALBUM
SUCH A PATHETIC LOSER. I CAN'T STAND HIS UGLY HYPOCRITCICAL ASS. HEIDI'S A BITCH TOO. MAYBE SHE SHOULD CONSIDER MORE PLASTIC SURGERY TO GET RID OF HER JOKER CHIN??
My god!!! Does anyone else hate this guy as much as i do? He is an inconsiterate(spelling sucks)asshole .. He wouldnt be nothing without her wow some dumb Jock!!!!!! That show is stupid anyways. Their fucking loaded with cash already and then someone is paying them to act on tv Bullshit what about us regular people… FUCK OFFF!!!!
When will this Douche disappear for good? I would beat the shit out of him on the street just for the principle alone.
what a f-in douche bag! He looks like a ken doll on crack. period.
Who is he??? Does he have something to do with that Hills show i have never watched???
spencer is an asshole..
and has huge teeth
Forget writing… can he even read? nobody will read this.
So….a book full of lies to (try to) make himself look better. he isnt ever the bigger person. and yes his writing skills prolly match his directing/producing/filming skills. sosososososo lame. this guys a no body!
Don't know where I have seen that face, Is he going to have naked pics of him or what because nobody know him, so who cares what he tells people about him!
I gotta tell ya, I have never seen two people look more like they were carved out of cream cheese. The fact that they even GOT 15 minutes of fame is baffling. Talentless, vacuous and incredibly shallow. Gimme-a-fuckin'-break!
Who gives a crap about his life as a nobody. Cash in on WHAT???It's gona do just as well as Kevin Frederline and the 300 CDs that people bought.
no one even likes him….i feel sorry for heidi she needs to wake up and smell the crap from this idiot!!!! plus wots with the goatee - it looks ridiculous!!!
finally somebody else noticed
Beavis……His long lost brother perhaps??
Yawn, next.
spencer is an idiot!
I am not sure when I have seen a bigger slime ball. He is so disgusting. His eyes make him appear that he has a serious thyroid disorder, his porcelin veneers look like chick-lets and his cat-sicked hair is horrifing. Heidi looks like someone stretched plastic wrap over her face…The video she made was RIDICULOUS!!!!! I HATE THESE PEOPLE!!!!!
No one will read it… except Heidi!
who on earth would pay money to read something that he attempted to write????
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU SPENCER!!!!
Does anyone who earns and spends their own money intend on buying this stupid book. My stepdaughter is going to have to spend her own money to buy this crap!!!!
I'm sorry but it aint something I'd wanna know.
i can't believe he thinks people still actually CARE ABOUT THEM!!! NO ONE DOES!! YOU'RE HARDLY EVEN PART OF THE SHITTY SHOW ANYMORE EITHER WITH YOUR "FAKE FIGHTS"!! LMFAO!!! WHAT A DOUCHE… who the hell is gonna buy it other than some stupid niave 13 yearold teeny bopper?
Now Perez……Is that any way to talk about your good friend Spencer? Everyone knows your BFF's with Spencer and Heidi. ♥ Good play off though…..I dont think people will ever know you are in with Heidi & Spencer.
he is such a MASSIVE tool. with balls. and fuzz. and dripping green ooze. and precum. and stank. and cheese. and foreskin. and warts. and weird spots. and associated dingleberry smear. i cannot stand that this fucking nut sack walks the earth, much less the fact that ONE human pays him attention other than to run him over in an equally whoreanus hollywood douchebagmobile. he should suck toe jam all day, vomit, shit it into that 2 girls cup, and eat his own rank turd junk. then he should swim in vats of pus and diarrhea until all of his Hills friends die and rot, then their body juice should be funneled up his nose until he gags like the cocksucking bitch he is. fucking hate him like a dirty hole.
thats a frikken joke right? what did he ever do legit? other then being on a FAKE reality tv show & being a jerk? oh yeah & filming the stupidest music video ever? NO ONE WILL READ THAT HE IS SUCH A LOSER………
ugh perez I am so tired of seeing these peoples faces. Heidi is on another cover of Us weekly! Boo! "Spencer betrayed me" boo hoo….. why dont you cancel your "Paparazzi run ins" and dump his sorry ass. I am so sick of them. They are just fame seeking weirdos and all they want is to be on covers of magazines and stuff, it doesnt even matter to them how much they are embaressing themselves! Keep them off Perez so they will go away!
would anyone actually pay money to read about brody jenner and lauren conrad's lives? mmmm….no.
If there were a "straight to DVD" category for books, this would be on the top of the list.
Oh.. wait.. there IS. It's called trash bin.
LOLOLLLLLL . Je suis en train de rire comme une folle .Its true they really look -alike!!!!!!HILARIOUS
REEEDICULOUS. i do not want to give my money to him
He gonna write a book?????!! is he kidding???
thats fuckin Funny!!
He is sooo gross.
spencer who? and why do i wanna know about his life?
he looks like beavis so much its not even funny…..