Will You Read This Shiz???
Filed under: Exclusives! > Spencer Pratt
He knows his 15 minutes of fame are about to expire. Homie wants to cash in!
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Spencer Pratt is "in talks" to release an autobiographical book and he's ready to tell all.
"He's close to signing a deal," an insider aware of the negotiations tells us. "He will talk about L.C., Brody and everything else you'd wanna know."
Here's something we wanna know: can he even write??????
Guess The DUI
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Try using the bad guy from the Disney movie, The Incredibles. Spencer looks just like him!
ewwwwwwwwwwww hahaahahhaha he hella does loook like beavis! hahhahhaha so funny. i
one can only hope that Perez's 15 is almost up as well ..this used to be a pretty good site for celeb dirt but the FUCKTARDS with their " first… first… first…." kiddie bullshit has made it, total crap,it's just become too juvenile in here, lata losers!
i HATE him
Spencer and Heidi at home:
S- Can you believe how many people love us, I told you we'd get famous
(thinking, me, me, me, me, me, me, me)
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H- Huh
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S- We rock, look at all the hits we got on perez's site
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H- Huh
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S- Honey I need to stop looking at the computer, my big pumpkin head hurts, I have a toothache.
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H- (thinks) (earth stops) Tomorrow maybe we can find a friend to read the posts out loud for us.
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S- Heidi, will you get the broom so I can brush my TEETH.
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H- Let's go to bed and I'll sing you to sleep.
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S- (sneaks earplugs in)
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H- I wish I could someday wash my face again, without the risk of it melting.
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H- I want sex.
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S- (eye open wide) (scary) I told you Heidi, I go the other way, I'm just here for the money.
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S - Now go to sleep, so you can get up early to support us.
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H- (leaves bedroom to stare at herself in the mirror all night.
(mirror breaks)
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S- Sleeping in his Sponge Bob jammies, and his mouth guard in.
(dreaming of his star on the Hollywood walk of fame.)
Hey, it's my long lost twin !
He's a real business man:
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1. Anyone who knows him watches the Hills or have watched.
2. Nobody can stand him, nor the looks of him.
3. Who does he think will buy a book about his life, people that hate him?
Maybe his family?
Wake up and smell the coffee Spencer, get a job.
I would def. buy that book!!! He and Heidi make the show. If they were not on it causing drama then LC would not have a show. Which is what the hills is a show, not a real. And if anyone of you were to be on this show, you would do the same thing to get more $$. This world is expensive and if I have the opportunity to make a living where I do nothing, then I would def. do it!! Spencer could care less because he is laughing all the way to the bank!!!
Haha, everytime I see a picture of this guy I hear Beavis laughing.
Re: brooke –
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I'd love to do nothing and get paid. But, I'd continue to be a decent person.
That's were Spencer lost it.
do not kill any trees to print this comic book-use toilet paper and then at least it will be useful for something. Perez, please flush this jerk and the MontHag with him.
What the hell is he going to "tell all" about?! Being a douchebag?
Are you kidding me? I cant stand this guy for real. He should shut the hell up and go back to working at the gap or living off his parents.. Please do us a favor and GO AWAY.. Stop writing about him and his hooker ( Heidi ) so that THEY dont get any press and will GO THE FUCKAWAY…
I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO - ARE YOU THREATENING ME??? HA HA HA HA HA FIRE ! FIRE!
Re: brooke – Yes life is expensive but come on. You can certainly do it with grace and class in which he has neither. He is a liar, cheats and creates drama in his life to make other people look bad.. HE is the loser NOT the show. I actually turn the show off then he comes on. He is a bad person.
Re: brooke –
GO TEAM HEIDI/SPENCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahaha, good luck with that
I don't know where this guy gets the idea that anyone gives a rat's ass about him or Heidi. He is a walking Ken doll with less talent.
Even if it gets published, the only sales will be to his family members. All five of them.
I can't wait to see this book FAIL. MISERABLY. Gah. Perez, just stop giving it and its skanky whore girlfriend attention, and maybe it will go away. Otherwise someone needs to kill it with valtrex, because it's clearly spreading…
I can't wait for LC and Brody to get some lawyers after the book is published and stick Spency with libel and defamation of character suits.
Spencer has his nose so far up Heidi's ass, it's hard to tell where Heidi starts and Spencer ends.
Seriously dude, get a fucking clue! No one likes you!!!!! Same goes for your FrankenHEIDI creation….nose job, boob job….should have given her a personality transplant….
I can't stand him!!!, he is ugly inside and out!!!
what has he possibily done in his life that issues a biography? Will it read something along the lines of well my dad is a dentist, I have alot of money, I love Heidi, Lauren Conrad is a terrible person, Brody betrayed me, I secretly wish I was a pimp, I go to school, I am very into Philanthropy because it gets my face in magazines with a word attached other then a**hole.
People with biography's are normally people who have reached a certain level of success in their chosen field. Spencer in a college student who gained fame by acting like a dick on tv and smooching off of his d-list celebrity friends.
I wouldn't read this….it's like if I were to write a 'tell all' book about me and my life. Would you read that?!
HE IS ABSOLUTELY GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AND SUCH A HUGE A$$HOLE!!!! HIS FAMILY MUST BE PROUD OF HIM!!! HE HAS A SCANKIE GIRLFRIEND THAT HAS NO CAREER IN MUSIC OR FILMS….YOU BOTH NEED TO DIG A HUGE HOLE, JUMP IN AND i THINK A MOB FROM ALL AROUND WOULD COME AND PUSH THE DIRT IN! THEN THEY WOULD ROAST A PIG OVER THE HOLE IN CELEBRATION! CHEERS!!!
"and everything else you'd wanna know."
… i don't want to know.
i cant stand him. Who cares about him.. all he does is lie.. who wants to hear lies..lies
spencer is such a boring douche bag
This is what I want to know; who's going to buy that shit?
look for it in the kids section, it's the one with no words and only pics.
what a striking resemblance! haha i love it
I really hope he reads your posts and sees the comments
Dear Spencer,
nobody gives a shit about your life. PLEASE stop being such a publicity whore.
I always wonder who Spencer looks like and Perez you hit it on the nail. That is a LOL picture for real. Super funny!
yeahhhh… wouldnt read that…even if they gave it away for free .hahahahaha
WHY do people bother with these losers?!??!?!?!?!
Fucking loser! Heidi is a dumb ass for accepting his propsal! They would have ugly ass kids with wierd shaped heads!!!!!
Can we paaaaaaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeese stop talking about him and his idiot girlfriend. Maybe he'll stop being such a douchebag, and I can finally go a week without seeing his sorry ass!
spencer is a tool!!!! seriously…get a job!
actually i am wondering if he can even read
The bigger question is will anyone read it?? It;s called US Weekly. I'm sure it's a lot cheaper than his "memoirs"!!
i would not read that..he is so wack thinking people will read crap that he makes up.
does anybody know what spencer pratt do for a living????
Hahahahahaha. Why will he not just go AWAY? Does he not understand that most of the world who knows he is just wants him to LEAVE?!? I can't believe anyone would want to offer him a deal! Who the hell would buy that? Really, I want to know who!
honestly, I'd read it. haha. even if it did suck.
first the heidi music video, now this bullshit??
Oh, come on, guys! He is just trying to solve his "not famous at all" problem by writing his little piece of shit …lol
'tard.
WHO????
hes such a tool.. how can i personally get in contact with him and tell him hes a silly little famewhore.
my god when is Spencer going to just give up and accept that whatever he does he will still be a disgusting annoying sleezeball who will never be liked by most people in America. First that pathetic music video and now this i would rather stick rusty nails in my eyes then read that book.
he looks like he's possessed!
wow wat a loser….its book is gonna flap faster then paris hitlon movie oh snap
he does look exactly like him jajaja
HE IS A FUCKING LAMEE ASS.. I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIS 15 MINS TO BE OVER!
TEAM LC
omfg his this guy 4 real this is the only wat he can keep in the fame F**k off no one likes u man ur a douche omg he is sooooooo PATHECTIC !!!!!!
Re: Joey –
Thanks Spencer. If he's so f-ing great then why doesn't he get a real job? I'm sure it's not possible that his Daddy bought his way into USC - No way! You could tell me that he cured crabs and I would still think he was the biggest tool in the toolbox. Is his sister a man?