Lindsay Wants To Go Out On Tour!!!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan
File this one under: NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.
We all know that Lindsay Lohan can't sing live. However, the out-of-work actress is working on a new album and she's determined to hit the road.
Snicker away.
“It’s more of a dance vibe," Lohan tells Extra of her new album. "This one I do want to tour with. I do want to go big with. I’m working under the label Motown,” she explains. When asked if singer Ne-Yo will be featured, Lohan exclaims, “He will be. Yes, I’m a really big fan of his. He’s great. I’m doing one of his songs too.”
Let's hope Motown is not foolish enough to let Lindsay actually go through with the tour idea!
[Image via WENN.]
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A Taste Of Madge
FIRST
wow!
Why would anyone go see that? She can't sing for shit. She needs someone to tell her the truth. Stick to making lame movies and try to stay sober. Leave music ALONE. BABABOOEY to Ya all
second? Lindsay is a looser
first…why is she bothering..she should get herself straighten out first. Another Britney waiting to happen
I wouldn't pay for a ticket to see her but I'm sure there is someone out there who will… Good Luck with that Linsay.
why not? id love to see the train wreck in NJ
good
yay number 6. my fav. number.
First
Lindsay your smelly
I'M A SLUT AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS BITCH SHOULD JUST START SELLING THAT VAG FOR REAL, LIKE OPEN A BORDELLO AND RENT IT BY THE MINUTE AND MAKE SOME REAL MONEY CUZ CAREERWISE IT IS OVAH!
she needs to keep herself busy
DESPERATE.
Why does this bitch get to do anything, seriously? All she has is tits and attitude - which I guess is enough even if you're missing talent, and you're a rude, obnoxious, over-blushed, manipulative, druggie, starfucker dramz queen.
haha
look at the teeth and chin,
same as monslag, ahaha
different hair thats all and
same vocals too !
ahahahaaa
STAY HOME FUGLY B*TCH!!!!!!
does this mean i'm the FIRST commenter?
ho-han is such a joke. i was looking at the beat ass marilyn monroe wanna be pictures on www.thegreylist.com &she seriously got hit with the beat stick a bajillion times. she should have stopped after the herbie movie.
Urgh.
please don't do an avril! love you linds
FIRST!!
yay! I'm so excited. I'm already signed up with backstage passes biotcch.
p.s. perez wishes he was Lindsay, p.p.s. she's not out of work dumbass, she starts filming next month fat fuck
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If anyone buys tickets to her concerts, then it's only because they want to see her act like a total bum and laugh at her.
guess not… but it says no comments… and lindsay is cool for all you jackasses
Yeah I heard it was a shopping mall tour!!!! ha ha ha !
and NE-YO would lose all his crediblity, if he has any.
hey she lip sing like all the other talentless pop ho's…
actually, she can sing live…
if hilary duff can do a tour, LL sure as hell can.
she makes me want to cut my ears off.
LI-LO will enjoy our song "Drunk Dial"!!!
she was not that bad in "a prairie home companion"
Lindsay's nipple is so tiny it looks like a gnat. It's not sexy at all.
god she is such a hobag, i wish she'd go away already
she is crazy to think she is going sell out any venue… Well unless wait no can't think of any…
She is not attractive. Period.
actually, i'm excited for her to come out with a new album, i think it will even be filled with a couple of hits?? maybe my hopes are to high but like i'm not even a lindsay lohan fan or anything but i know she can sing but she just got caught up in the whole party girl thing, i think it'll be interesting to see what she comes out with!! love dance musicc so i'm exciteddd! eekk =))
Everyone wants to see her wasted trying to sing (which she cant do sober or drunk) and dance (which she can't do sober or drunk). I'd pay money to watch her AA meetings go down the tube while she stumbles around, all bombed on stage. Now that's entertainment!!!
Where are her pants?
Re: jenny. – NO IT DOESN'T YOU DUMB CUNT. WHAT THE FUCK IS SO IMPORTANT ABOUT BEING FIRST ANYWAY? GET A LIFE, WHORE.
U mean, shes da next Avril !!!!!
:(
Man, celebrities have it good n then they go n fuck it up!!!
I guess sum ppl can't handle being famous n rich…..
Jesus Christ just fucking kill yourself already Lindsey not one wants to fucking hear your crappy ass music
She will have to play in shopping malls like Tiffany because no one is going to pay to see this hot mess!
If nobody even wants to see her movies anymore (when "acting" is what she is known for) why the hell would they want to see her "sing". She should go on tour with Avril Lavigne so it will be more convenient to ignore them both at the same time.
Why the fuck does this bitch think she's a star? Bitch is ugly and has no talent. She's a fucking idoit. Go back to the trailor park beocch!!
Miley Cyrus will wipe the stage with you, beotch!! You can't compete.
Gingerpubes is soooo delusional! She doesn't have any musical talent! Just go back to rehab whore!
Perez quit being a hateful bitch! leave the poor girl alone, sometimes you forget people are people and if people deserve fame for talent than what the fuck are you doing that's so great?
OMG! YES
I CAN NOT WAIT FOR HER 3RD CD! AND A TOUR?!!?! EVEN MORE AMAZING!
ILU LINDSAY
Perez honey,zzzzzzzzzzzzz the zite …zomethingz wrong….pleaze check…
I wazted 2 hourz and couldn't get in….
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no one wantz 2 c a cokehead on tour…
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzbeen there…done that…zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zhez old….and over with…face it…we don't want y'r zizter either
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obama fired hiz aid..thatz effen funny…hahahahha
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hez the monzter from hell….not her…
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and obama's people love poppies..from afganistan..up the butt…
PEREZ RICHIE says:
"We all know that Lindsay Lohan can't sing live" … is not true you FatPerez.
She not sing like Celine Dion and has not Cher's Talent&Voice …..But she really can sing!
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"Todos sabemos que ella no puede cantar en vivo" …Eso no es verdad Gordita Perez.
Ella no canta como Celine Dion y no tiene el talento y la voz de Cher … pero realmente puede cantar en vivo
Mira sus presentacion en vivo de AOL y otras tantas que tiene.
This chick needs to leave LA and the press. Her downfall is a snowball effect. Her career is done, her album won't sell, and to think she would get an audience, when few concerts are packing arenas, is a joke. She isn't even attractive and used up. I wouldn't touch that for money. Nasty girl who finally getting a clue.
stop making her more famous than she deserves perez! you are too good at getting info out into the multiverse and talking about LL, again, just gives her more column inches, ie publicity she doesn't fucking need. so sick of this girl
What a desperate and foolish bitch. Does she really think, after 2 flop CDs, that anyone wants a third? No one pays $8 to see your movies Firecrotch, why would they pay more to hear your awful singing? Go away and take Brokeback Ally and The Grinch with you.
pleaseeeeeeee, lindsay, tour!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone needs to tell her no. Who's going to actually spend a dime on her album much less an expensive concert ticket?
…someone needs to tell her that her time is up.
I noticed when she was a bleeding wannabe stripper whore in that movie. If you could call it that. She's a hack…….but her boobs are nice.
Hell, i'd go and see it, even if it's shite. Just so i could say "I've seen Lindsay Lohan" lol. Although, that'd depending on how much tickets were. And to be honest, i loved her last 2 albums, very underrated here in the UK.
i definitely won't be paying money to watch her lip sync…
id go.
def
cause thats mah biiitch right thereee
I WILL BUY HER TICKETS 4 SURE !
I dO G0
NOT A SERIOUS ACTRESS!
will never be like a Natalie Portman or a Scarlett Johanssen
As if the state of new music now-a-dayz isn't bad enough, we keep having these mindless, talentless twits coming out with what they call "music". It's like they get bored and shove their crap down our throats. I am so sick of these bitches. The sad thing is, the ones out there with REAL talent, never get noticed because they are real people.
Why doesn't Linz team up with Heidi and make some "music". Or just team up and do porn which is inevitable anywayz. I just needed to vent……
WTF!!! she wants to go on tour, HELLO!!! LINDSAY YOU CAN'T SING, i don't really think people go to see her doing play back
whats the point of having an album if youre not gonna go on tour/promote it
*im looking at YOU paris*lindsaybritney*
now, i hate how you bitch abut lindsay not singing well, etc. but in all seriousness, her music is really great and she can sing live - now, let's talk about Britney. She clearly has more talent and does at least TRY to do live gigs LIVE unlike Brit - why don't you bitch about her going on tour or putting out a record?
Motown? Hotown
This can't be true!….would Motown really sign her and we all know she can't sing?….THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD!….who did she do to be allowed to crush the reputation of an iconic comany in the music industry?…if this is true..
i want her to go on tour!!! yes … she doesn't have the greatest voice but it's nice … i like her
She'll sell less tickets than Avril!
perez, will you stop hating on lindsay, shes actually a much better singer than britney and hilary duff and they go on tour all the time…have you even listened to any of her cds? her single was okay but her other songs were actually good..better than avril's. just stop being such a bitch all the time!!!
Dude. Even if it was just as a joke, EVERYONE would go see Lindsay live! You all fucking know it! She's a pop trash ICON!
some people here are quick to judge…..We'll have to see what happens…maybe this will be a big hit for her in her career. I thinks she is a good actress. and same with britney spears( she's also a good actresss)
HELLO! This tuna melt is not a singer but an excelent cocksucker and cum guzzeler just like her coked out mom Dina (luvs a wiener) Loho. Cunt thinks she can sing, she's a coke ho.
As if her "acting" isn't bad enough!
why doesnt she ever wear pants?
Motown,hahahahahahaha now she's a mud shark
I was once completely fascinated by Lindsay Lohan; since her recovery I've been inclined to think that I was more drawn in by how reckless she was. Now all of her interested seem completely the opposite of genuine. If she wouldn't get caught for it, I know she'd love to go back to how things were: do assloads of coke while mingling with hipsters who ultimately just kiss her ass for the perks.
Must be sad to be Lindsay. Already washed up as if she were seventy.
Maybe her and Avril Levign should tour together. They may manage to sell a combined number of tickets, let's say 10
Sweetie. Stick 2 tryn' 2 sober up & fail. Singn??? No.never in dis fuxn world we call realty. Grab a hold of it
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Re: wetoo – lol
the only reason shes working with motown/ne yo is cause she has to fuck every guy around her,and the only guys that will touch her and can actually "feel" anything while fucking her are black guys
ok so she may not be the best singer in the world but i actually loved both of her albums.
i really wish that this bitch would take a long walk off a short pier. i hate this coked out whore. go spread the legs some more you fuckin whore!!!
Re: cdd –
lol……….that bitch is a whore!!
neyo?
i mean whoaaa.
thats pretty big right there.
she better work it foo.
Lindsey Nocandoit a girls got to pay the bills…cant blame her for dreaming but dreaming she is.
I can't believe Ne-yo would let this ugly, useless, saggy skank sing one of his songs.
Fine with me so long as she doesn't forget to bring her boobs on tour with her.
OMG!! IF SHE DOES DO IT, I'LL SO BUY TICKETS FOR HER TOUR! I LOVE THE FIRE CROTCH AND SUPPORT HER NO MATTER WHAT! SHE CAN ALWAYS SING TO A BACK-TRACK AND LIKE JUST DANCE, THAT WILL STILL BE ENTERTAINING =]
PEACE & LOVE
Oh spare me. Her music sucks. Her place is at a bar slutting it up. Not at a microphone.
HILARY DAFF SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In personal, she is really wild and sexy. I saw many of her discret sexy videos in hot big beautiful people meet club "Plus Meet com"
Yo i give this bitch a week on tour. If that. First off i think ppl would go just to laugh at her. 2nd, who in the hell is gonna wanna go on tour w her??? Her sister? This shit is a joke
You are all a bunch of losers. Who cares what she does….go do something productive.
Are you kidding me? I have seen what you consider to be talented singers PErez. You wouldn't know real talent if it bit you in the ass.
Lohan may not be a musical genius but she still sounds better than Madonna…