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Lindsay Wants To Go Out On Tour!!!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan

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File this one under: NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.

We all know that Lindsay Lohan can't sing live. However, the out-of-work actress is working on a new album and she's determined to hit the road.

Snicker away.

“It’s more of a dance vibe," Lohan tells Extra of her new album. "This one I do want to tour with. I do want to go big with. I’m working under the label Motown,” she explains. When asked if singer Ne-Yo will be featured, Lohan exclaims, “He will be. Yes, I’m a really big fan of his. He’s great. I’m doing one of his songs too.”

Let's hope Motown is not foolish enough to let Lindsay actually go through with the tour idea!

[Image via WENN.]

118 comments to “Lindsay Wants To Go Out On Tour!!!”

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  1. joe says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  2. me says – reply to this


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    wow!

  3. weirdo says – reply to this


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    Why would anyone go see that? She can't sing for shit. She needs someone to tell her the truth. Stick to making lame movies and try to stay sober. Leave music ALONE. BABABOOEY to Ya all

  4. stewzie says – reply to this


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    second? Lindsay is a looser

  5. Vicky says – reply to this


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    first…why is she bothering..she should get herself straighten out first. Another Britney waiting to happen

  6. NOTHANXILLPASS says – reply to this


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    I wouldn't pay for a ticket to see her but I'm sure there is someone out there who will… Good Luck with that Linsay.

  7. s says – reply to this


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    why not? id love to see the train wreck in NJ

  8. C.G. says – reply to this


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    good

  9. Nicole W. says – reply to this


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    yay number 6. my fav. number.

  10. Marge says – reply to this


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    First

  11. niccix85 says – reply to this


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    Lindsay your smelly

  12. SLUT'S KNOW BEST says – reply to this


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    I'M A SLUT AND I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS BITCH SHOULD JUST START SELLING THAT VAG FOR REAL, LIKE OPEN A BORDELLO AND RENT IT BY THE MINUTE AND MAKE SOME REAL MONEY CUZ CAREERWISE IT IS OVAH!

  13. C.G. says – reply to this


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    she needs to keep herself busy

  14. mia says – reply to this


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    DESPERATE.

  15. dee says – reply to this


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    Why does this bitch get to do anything, seriously? All she has is tits and attitude - which I guess is enough even if you're missing talent, and you're a rude, obnoxious, over-blushed, manipulative, druggie, starfucker dramz queen.

  16. grace says – reply to this


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    haha

  17. and she has morphed into hiedi montag says – reply to this


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    look at the teeth and chin,
    same as monslag, ahaha
    different hair thats all and
    same vocals too !
    ahahahaaa

  18. !no! says – reply to this


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    STAY HOME FUGLY B*TCH!!!!!!

  19. jenny. says – reply to this


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    does this mean i'm the FIRST commenter?

  20. grey says – reply to this


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    ho-han is such a joke. i was looking at the beat ass marilyn monroe wanna be pictures on www.thegreylist.com &she seriously got hit with the beat stick a bajillion times. she should have stopped after the herbie movie.

  21. Hollywood and Vine says – reply to this


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    Urgh.

  22. Sentosa says – reply to this


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    please don't do an avril! love you linds

  23. joe says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!

  24. LindsayistheShit says – reply to this


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    yay! I'm so excited. I'm already signed up with backstage passes biotcch.

    p.s. perez wishes he was Lindsay, p.p.s. she's not out of work dumbass, she starts filming next month fat fuck :) .

  25. Candy says – reply to this


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    If anyone buys tickets to her concerts, then it's only because they want to see her act like a total bum and laugh at her.

  26. jenny. says – reply to this


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    guess not… but it says no comments… and lindsay is cool for all you jackasses

  27. Veronica says – reply to this


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    Yeah I heard it was a shopping mall tour!!!! ha ha ha !

  28. waster says – reply to this


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    and NE-YO would lose all his crediblity, if he has any.

  29. j says – reply to this


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    hey she lip sing like all the other talentless pop ho's…

  30. gfdsgsdgs says – reply to this


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    actually, she can sing live…

    if hilary duff can do a tour, LL sure as hell can.

  31. Sabbi says – reply to this


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    she makes me want to cut my ears off.

  32. steve says – reply to this


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    LI-LO will enjoy our song "Drunk Dial"!!!

  33. martín says – reply to this


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    she was not that bad in "a prairie home companion"

  34. Candy says – reply to this


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    Lindsay's nipple is so tiny it looks like a gnat. It's not sexy at all.

  35. Linz says – reply to this


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    god she is such a hobag, i wish she'd go away already

  36. paula says – reply to this


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    she is crazy to think she is going sell out any venue… Well unless wait no can't think of any…

  37. ny_emerald says – reply to this


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    She is not attractive. Period.

  38. carlee-rae says – reply to this


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    actually, i'm excited for her to come out with a new album, i think it will even be filled with a couple of hits?? maybe my hopes are to high but like i'm not even a lindsay lohan fan or anything but i know she can sing but she just got caught up in the whole party girl thing, i think it'll be interesting to see what she comes out with!! love dance musicc so i'm exciteddd! eekk =))

  39. Adizzle says – reply to this


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    Everyone wants to see her wasted trying to sing (which she cant do sober or drunk) and dance (which she can't do sober or drunk). I'd pay money to watch her AA meetings go down the tube while she stumbles around, all bombed on stage. Now that's entertainment!!!

  40. Alyssa says – reply to this


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    Where are her pants?

  41. NO JENNY, TRY AGAIN says – reply to this


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    Re: jenny. – NO IT DOESN'T YOU DUMB CUNT. WHAT THE FUCK IS SO IMPORTANT ABOUT BEING FIRST ANYWAY? GET A LIFE, WHORE.

  42. 333 says – reply to this


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    U mean, shes da next Avril !!!!!

    :(

    Man, celebrities have it good n then they go n fuck it up!!!
    I guess sum ppl can't handle being famous n rich…..

  43. Nick says – reply to this


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    Jesus Christ just fucking kill yourself already Lindsey not one wants to fucking hear your crappy ass music

  44. Obama bin Laden says – reply to this


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    She will have to play in shopping malls like Tiffany because no one is going to pay to see this hot mess!

  45. Reality Check! says – reply to this


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    If nobody even wants to see her movies anymore (when "acting" is what she is known for) why the hell would they want to see her "sing". She should go on tour with Avril Lavigne so it will be more convenient to ignore them both at the same time.

  46. Go back to the trailer park!! says – reply to this


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    Why the fuck does this bitch think she's a star? Bitch is ugly and has no talent. She's a fucking idoit. Go back to the trailor park beocch!!

  47. Hillary D. says – reply to this


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    Miley Cyrus will wipe the stage with you, beotch!! You can't compete.

  48. Coco says – reply to this


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    Gingerpubes is soooo delusional! She doesn't have any musical talent! Just go back to rehab whore!

  49. Joan says – reply to this


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    Perez quit being a hateful bitch! leave the poor girl alone, sometimes you forget people are people and if people deserve fame for talent than what the fuck are you doing that's so great?

  50. Nick says – reply to this


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    OMG! YES
    I CAN NOT WAIT FOR HER 3RD CD! AND A TOUR?!!?! EVEN MORE AMAZING!
    ILU LINDSAY

  51. krazihottkelli/btchygrl/hillary already won..bitchezzz says – reply to this


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    Perez honey,zzzzzzzzzzzzz the zite …zomethingz wrong….pleaze check…
    I wazted 2 hourz and couldn't get in….
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    no one wantz 2 c a cokehead on tour…

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzbeen there…done that…zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    zhez old….and over with…face it…we don't want y'r zizter either

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    obama fired hiz aid..thatz effen funny…hahahahha

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    hez the monzter from hell….not her…

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzitz hillary bitchezzzzzzzzzzzzz

  52. poppies come from muslims says – reply to this


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    and obama's people love poppies..from afganistan..up the butt…

  53. PEREZ RICHIE says – reply to this


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    PEREZ RICHIE says:

    "We all know that Lindsay Lohan can't sing live" … is not true you FatPerez.
    She not sing like Celine Dion and has not Cher's Talent&Voice …..But she really can sing!

    Check out the Performing's AOL & other Livessss

    ________________________________________

    "Todos sabemos que ella no puede cantar en vivo" …Eso no es verdad Gordita Perez.
    Ella no canta como Celine Dion y no tiene el talento y la voz de Cher … pero realmente puede cantar en vivo

    Mira sus presentacion en vivo de AOL y otras tantas que tiene.

  54. FreckledPP says – reply to this


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    This chick needs to leave LA and the press. Her downfall is a snowball effect. Her career is done, her album won't sell, and to think she would get an audience, when few concerts are packing arenas, is a joke. She isn't even attractive and used up. I wouldn't touch that for money. Nasty girl who finally getting a clue.

  55. ambrosia says – reply to this


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    stop making her more famous than she deserves perez! you are too good at getting info out into the multiverse and talking about LL, again, just gives her more column inches, ie publicity she doesn't fucking need. so sick of this girl

  56. lucy bowels says – reply to this


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    What a desperate and foolish bitch. Does she really think, after 2 flop CDs, that anyone wants a third? No one pays $8 to see your movies Firecrotch, why would they pay more to hear your awful singing? Go away and take Brokeback Ally and The Grinch with you.

  57. ren says – reply to this


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    pleaseeeeeeee, lindsay, tour!!!!!!!!!!!!

  58. oh no says – reply to this


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    Someone needs to tell her no. Who's going to actually spend a dime on her album much less an expensive concert ticket?

  59. hillywood says – reply to this


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    …someone needs to tell her that her time is up.
    I noticed when she was a bleeding wannabe stripper whore in that movie. If you could call it that. She's a hack…….but her boobs are nice.

  60. Aimee says – reply to this


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    Hell, i'd go and see it, even if it's shite. Just so i could say "I've seen Lindsay Lohan" lol. Although, that'd depending on how much tickets were. And to be honest, i loved her last 2 albums, very underrated here in the UK.

  61. Bri says – reply to this


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    i definitely won't be paying money to watch her lip sync…

  62. ilovelindsay says – reply to this


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    id go.
    def
    cause thats mah biiitch right thereee

  63. Brazilian_boy says – reply to this


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    I WILL BUY HER TICKETS 4 SURE !

  64. BrazilianBoy says – reply to this


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    I dO G0

  65. pagayucan says – reply to this


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    NOT A SERIOUS ACTRESS!

    will never be like a Natalie Portman or a Scarlett Johanssen

  66. PimpMammaM says – reply to this


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    As if the state of new music now-a-dayz isn't bad enough, we keep having these mindless, talentless twits coming out with what they call "music". It's like they get bored and shove their crap down our throats. I am so sick of these bitches. The sad thing is, the ones out there with REAL talent, never get noticed because they are real people.
    Why doesn't Linz team up with Heidi and make some "music". Or just team up and do porn which is inevitable anywayz. I just needed to vent……

  67. Nicole says – reply to this


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    WTF!!! she wants to go on tour, HELLO!!! LINDSAY YOU CAN'T SING, i don't really think people go to see her doing play back

  68. chinye says – reply to this


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    whats the point of having an album if youre not gonna go on tour/promote it

    *im looking at YOU paris*lindsaybritney*

  69. christian says – reply to this


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    now, i hate how you bitch abut lindsay not singing well, etc. but in all seriousness, her music is really great and she can sing live - now, let's talk about Britney. She clearly has more talent and does at least TRY to do live gigs LIVE unlike Brit - why don't you bitch about her going on tour or putting out a record?

  70. Beck says – reply to this


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    Motown? Hotown

  71. Dawn says – reply to this


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    This can't be true!….would Motown really sign her and we all know she can't sing?….THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD!….who did she do to be allowed to crush the reputation of an iconic comany in the music industry?…if this is true..

  72. Ksh...//] says – reply to this


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    i want her to go on tour!!! yes … she doesn't have the greatest voice but it's nice … i like her

  73. melanie says – reply to this


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    She'll sell less tickets than Avril!

  74. Dara says – reply to this


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    perez, will you stop hating on lindsay, shes actually a much better singer than britney and hilary duff and they go on tour all the time…have you even listened to any of her cds? her single was okay but her other songs were actually good..better than avril's. just stop being such a bitch all the time!!!

  75. Caitlin says – reply to this


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    Dude. Even if it was just as a joke, EVERYONE would go see Lindsay live! You all fucking know it! She's a pop trash ICON!

  76. elizabeth says – reply to this


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    some people here are quick to judge…..We'll have to see what happens…maybe this will be a big hit for her in her career. I thinks she is a good actress. and same with britney spears( she's also a good actresss)

  77. Red says – reply to this


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    HELLO! This tuna melt is not a singer but an excelent cocksucker and cum guzzeler just like her coked out mom Dina (luvs a wiener) Loho. Cunt thinks she can sing, she's a coke ho.

  78. Lola Falola says – reply to this


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    As if her "acting" isn't bad enough!

  79. joanie says – reply to this


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    why doesnt she ever wear pants?

  80. wetoo says – reply to this


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    Motown,hahahahahahaha now she's a mud shark

  81. leahhhh says – reply to this


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    I was once completely fascinated by Lindsay Lohan; since her recovery I've been inclined to think that I was more drawn in by how reckless she was. Now all of her interested seem completely the opposite of genuine. If she wouldn't get caught for it, I know she'd love to go back to how things were: do assloads of coke while mingling with hipsters who ultimately just kiss her ass for the perks.
    Must be sad to be Lindsay. Already washed up as if she were seventy.

  82. dina o says – reply to this


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    Maybe her and Avril Levign should tour together. They may manage to sell a combined number of tickets, let's say 10

  83. deezy says – reply to this


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    Sweetie. Stick 2 tryn' 2 sober up & fail. Singn??? No.never in dis fuxn world we call realty. Grab a hold of it

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    84

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  85. cdd says – reply to this


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    Re: wetoo – lol

  86. cdd says – reply to this


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    the only reason shes working with motown/ne yo is cause she has to fuck every guy around her,and the only guys that will touch her and can actually "feel" anything while fucking her are black guys

  87. francesca says – reply to this


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    ok so she may not be the best singer in the world but i actually loved both of her albums.

  88. hehehe says – reply to this


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    i really wish that this bitch would take a long walk off a short pier. i hate this coked out whore. go spread the legs some more you fuckin whore!!!

  89. kel says – reply to this


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    Re: cdd
    lol……….that bitch is a whore!!

  90. Ahkany says – reply to this


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    neyo?
    i mean whoaaa.

    thats pretty big right there.

    she better work it foo.

  91. chickie says – reply to this


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    Lindsey Nocandoit a girls got to pay the bills…cant blame her for dreaming but dreaming she is.

  92. bonita says – reply to this


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    I can't believe Ne-yo would let this ugly, useless, saggy skank sing one of his songs.

  93. Hank Schmankenlicker says – reply to this


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    Fine with me so long as she doesn't forget to bring her boobs on tour with her.

  94. Julien Cassidy says – reply to this


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    OMG!! IF SHE DOES DO IT, I'LL SO BUY TICKETS FOR HER TOUR! I LOVE THE FIRE CROTCH AND SUPPORT HER NO MATTER WHAT! SHE CAN ALWAYS SING TO A BACK-TRACK AND LIKE JUST DANCE, THAT WILL STILL BE ENTERTAINING =]

    PEACE & LOVE

  95. mtg says – reply to this


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    Oh spare me. Her music sucks. Her place is at a bar slutting it up. Not at a microphone.

  96. AntiDaffffff says – reply to this


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    HILARY DAFF SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  97. sexybbw4you says – reply to this


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    In personal, she is really wild and sexy. I saw many of her discret sexy videos in hot big beautiful people meet club "Plus Meet com"

  98. MG says – reply to this


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    Yo i give this bitch a week on tour. If that. First off i think ppl would go just to laugh at her. 2nd, who in the hell is gonna wanna go on tour w her??? Her sister? This shit is a joke

  99. Nate says – reply to this


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    You are all a bunch of losers. Who cares what she does….go do something productive.

  100. katiekat says – reply to this


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    Are you kidding me? I have seen what you consider to be talented singers PErez. You wouldn't know real talent if it bit you in the ass.
    Lohan may not be a musical genius but she still sounds better than Madonna…

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