Pregnant….and Unhappy
Yes, Lisa Marie Presley is sperminated, but she's not very happy with the way the media has attacked her for putting on weight this past week.
Elvis' daughter took to her blog to vent and air out her frustrations.
She says:
"Confirmation under the gun.
After being the target all week of slanderous and degrading stories, horribly manipulated pictures and articles in the media, I have had to show my cards and announce under the gun and under vicious personal attack that I am in fact pregnant.
Once they got a glimpse of my expanding physique a few days ago, they have been like a pack of coyotes circling their prey whilst eerily howling with delight. Starting with a London publication and then New York and Chicago all writing false defamatory degrading stories about all of the dark possible reasons I could be putting on weight. The US tabloids have been calling all day wanting confirmation on all kinds of insane theories.
They couldn't wait to find out if my weight gain was because I was just overeating, in which case It would be open season and they can do the old following in her fathers sad and unfortunate demise story again or less interesting for them and probably much to their dismay, I could just be pregnant and therefore have a legitimate reason for weight gain at which point they should probably wipe the saliva off of their fangs and put them back in their mouths or they may expose the black little souls that they are.
Now that things are confirmed, hopefully they can stop all of the harassment and I can stop dodging the continuous bullets.
It is unfortunate that I couldn't have announced something that is this much of a blessing and that has made us so incredibly happy under better circumstances.
How they have handled themselves with this has been nothing short of irresponsible and disgusting.
Pardon my seething contemptuous tone but ladies, You KNOW if you were pregnant and you felt you were expanding uncontrollably by the moment as a result and the worldwide media started badgering and harassing you for it, plastering you everywhere in an unflattering light, you would be mortified as well.
Sincerely,
~LMP"
Mr. Producer
why do we even care??
and FIRST BITCHES
her baby will be the same as his/her mother
unhappy…she looks the part!
poor thing.
18th?
Good for her, the way women are hounded about their weight is nothing short of shameful, degrading and abusive.
Good for her!
She thinks her massive weight gain has been the number one story all week long. Someone should tell her no one really cares, she got fat and we were just saying.
She's cool, and almost first.
first!!
i am awesome.
TELL IT LIKE IT IS….haha, she's a pretty funny writer, i enjoyed this.
She has a good point… Well said, and congratulations.
YOU TELL EM' LISA MARIE!!
That was an extremely well written blog entry!
blah blah blah… big words… blah blah blah.
WOW, She is FAT!!!!! maybe she is having TWINS!!!!!!!!!!! Something tell me that she is hungry, What do you think????????
Amen.
ELVIS!!
I am sorry that Lisa Marie is going through this. Congrat Lisa and I hope everything goes well for you and your baby.
I care because it is shitty that a person would be berated so much with nobody bothering to find out what is going on. Besides her dad was like the most amazing man ever!!
to shay
wow the media dont care THAT MUCH get over yourself LMP
I am sorry that Lisa Marie is going through this. Congrats Lisa and I hope everything goes well for you and your baby.
she has a point… that would suck hard!
SHE IS RIGHT IN EVERY WORD! I CAN IMAGINE HOW STRESSFUL THAT IS. SHE DESCRIBED IT WITH THE RIGHT TONE AND VERY CLEARLY.
she's very well spoken! (or well written, rather)
good for her, being pregnant is probably already rather conducive to insecurities, let alone being pregnant and simultaneously harangued by the media.
why does she think she's the only celebrity that should be exempt from tabloid rumors???
she is due in the fall…..so looking like you are WELL over 200 lbs is due to a 3 month pregnancy? Just sayin…..
CHILREN ARE STARVING
amm why do we give noone knows who she is…
good for her… and very eloquent as well
FIRST
you go lisa marie.
LMP: Fan of Run-on Sentences.
1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go fuck your dead daddy's bones ya no talented Scamotologist!
FIRST BITCHES
Balls on!! You tell em, girl!!
She has more money than she knows what to do with! Of course she don't get a crap about the media!
YIKES THERE ARE SOME MORONS ON THIS COMMENTS SECTION. LMP IS A SMART, TOTALLY CORRECT WOMAN BASICALLY SHUTTING DOWN ALL OF THE FUCKING IDIOTS THAT THE PAPA-WHATEVER ARE AND TELLING THEM EXACTLY WHAT THEY DESERVE TO HEAR. ANYONE WHO CANT ADMIT SHE IS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT RIGHT ON IS A FUCKING TOOLBAG.
it comes with the territory or being famous…. not that it is ok for the tabloaids to do that.
Wow, she's not a bad writer. I'm impressed.
Very well written and well put. I'm impressed. A bit angry, but I can understand why.
good for her! she has every right to be pissed!
Ok big mamma, You told everyone "Fuck you" Go home now. Love it!
I appauld Lisa Marie. She speaks the truth.
Poor girl! After your first baby it become really hard to conceal a pregnancy until the end of the first trimester, especially if you are naturally small.
It's sad that in America watching people get fat is now entertainment. That said, everytime I go to the US I'm amazed how fat people are there — she's relatively thin compared to the average American. My kids jaws were dropping when we took them to Disney World.
Oh yeah…you're also fat!
And your cooch smells…just ask her dancing with the stars mom!
Jesus Christ Lisa Marie Presley, you sure the fuck are full of yourself, aren't you? You're not me, so get over yourself. Think of others for a change.
ELVIS IS GONNA HAVE A GRANDBABY!!
ok - I hate it when Americans, especially ones with backwoods Tennessee roots, try to sound "proper" by using the word 'whilst' in place of 'while.' c,mon you aren't Bristish - your dad, while famous, was a fried pork chop eating hillbilly who made a lot of money from his singing. Your a southern fried american with money, not a proper Bristish lady.
Bitch has a blog? Snooze.
way to kick some ass!! love you girl!! you are beautiful and im so happy for you and the family for a new addition soon! i wish you much health, peace, and happiness in the upcoming months..
love love love u!!!
I LOVE her! What a great blog, she's good at expressing herself! good on her!
Honestly, does she think anyone gives a shit about her? Who cares! It's your dad we loved honey, you…. not so much!
Thats just mean. Everyone knows that once a person is pregnant, they put on weight. Come on, be a BIT sensitive.
I LOVE HER….
Wait until she tries to get this baby weight off now that she is older.
She wasn't even pregnant in that picture. It was taken last year.
K - u r an ass. In the british press all they have been writing about this week is her weight gain and there must be something sinister going on in her life because she has put so much weight on, just like her dad, perhaps she will be dead soon etc. etc. SO THE MEDIA DOES CARE ASSHOLE
I've got dreadful wind today. I'm all bloated and stink of cabbage and boiled potatoes.
Re: DFW –
What is a Bristish anyway?
Why does she look like Jessica Sierra?
I can tell you from personal experience, sometimes you pack on pregnancy weight very quickly. In the first trimester, sometimes you have to keep eating just to keep from puking. Anyone who's been there knows full well what I'm talking about. Also, if you've been trying to conceive for awhile, it's hard to stay motivated @ dieting and exercise when you feel like you're going to get pregnant any second. And trying to stay "Hollywood thin" is probably damn near impossible unless you're practically inhuman and genetically blessed (*cough*Nicole Kidman*cough*)
I say good for her! Lord knows I wouldn't want anyone to see ONE picture of my pregnant ass right now–much less a gazillion!
Re: EMILY –
For you to be writting about everyone on here, re-read your own post.
Are you that stupid, you can't spell, can't get a statement across without using the F word.
Your one to talk , class act.
go to school……………..
ZOMBiE…she's hating life w/out her cigs!
Dang, she writes really well. Has she written a book before? She's knows how to describe things in a cool way.
I really wanted to like her, I bought her first CD, it was ok. But the more she opens her mouth the more I can't stand her. She is so arrogant and cocky.
She should be thankful that loser was her father, without him she'd be a nobody.
Elvis would be so proud. Is Lisa Marie eating peanut butter and banana sandwiches. This is E's 3rd grand baby - that we know of….I don't kiss and tell, but Lisa Marie and mommy got all the $$$$$$$$$$…EP's bee ya tch
WAAAAAAAA
NO SYMPATHY FOR A SOMEONE WHO PROMOTES A CULT and DEGRADES SCIENCE (psychology) for the BENEFIT of HER CULT
Everytime we buy and Elvis record we support that cult.
He would be rolling in his grave if he knew what Priscilla had done to his daughter by indoctrinating Lisa Marie into the cult of Scientology.
I work with some amazing fit women who stay thin during pregnancy — and big fat pigs like Lisa Marie.
I thought that was Jessica Sierra. You should do a "SEPARATED AT BIRTH" for LMP and Jessica. They look identical!
Yay to Lisa Marie for standing up for herself. Why is being overweight equivalent to being a serial killer in society's eyes? Especially since the average american woman is a size 14, and the average height is 5'4". Do the math people. Overweight is actually the norm, so why is it such a scandal?!
Good for her. Finally a woman with the guts to speak the truth. She's pregnant and of course she is gaining weight. I have seen two articles on her this week about her weight gain, it is so sad that women continue to let the media speak of them only according to how they look. I'm proud of her and congrats to her and her husband.
well said LMP.
I fucking LOVE Lisa Marie. Good for her in what she said and how she said it. It really is disgusting what those vultures were doing. Bastards.
fuck the media for making her announce such a wonderful thing when she wasn't prepared to. Apparently even when she's pregnant she isn't allowed to gain weight or be compared to her father's physique. I am very happy for her and Michael and I'm proud of Lisa speaking her mind about the matter.
You put yourself out there and decide to become a celebrity (the music thing she attempted) and you're going to be hounded. Unfortunate, but reality. I don't care if she gains weight or doesn't. But, she really should learn how to put on make-up.
You go LMP! Congrats to you and your hubby!
shes fuckin awesome. shes tells it like it is. shes more normal than 99.9% of you. wtf are you people to say shes cocky? how the fuck would YOU like it? regardless if it was the top story or a minor one, its still in the press u fuckin morons. congrats to them!
Since when does she owe the public a f*cking annoucement about her pregnancy?
How is this related to her musical career?
Is her fetus singing already? Is that why the media is hounding her for a statement?
Can't say that I blame her.
anyone know who makes her bag?
GOOD FOR HER! YAYYYYYYYY!!!!
I concur!
Hell yea preach it sister! I agree with LMP! But we still get curious can't help it.. It's like a bad train wreck you look away and you look again cause its just so interesting…
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All I can say to Lisa is that they are jealous of you. Flipping them off is SO the right thing to do. Geeze, can't a girl gain weight when she's expecting? Either way, Enjoy your pregnancy and EFFF the bottom feeders. They don't have a life and have nothing better to do than bash famous people for "WHATEVER".
Guess there's no such thing as privacy anymore, and that's in the real world that us reg people live in too.
She's not unhappy, she's just telling it like it is!!
Shes a Scientoligist,so we don,t care about your weight,second,little old to have kids aren,t you,ever heard of Downs Syndrome,when your kids a teenager your going to be a really old snarly bitch like Madonna.Last but not least,ya your dad belted a few good songs in his lifetime,but in reality he was a washed up old fat drug addict and you and your plastic surgery freak momma are riding high on the hog on his work.Im sure ELVIS
I am pretty sure I remember her saying she didn't give a shit about what the press said about her, why start now?
Be fat…pregnant..just bloated or whatever but don't be a hypocrite.
Shes a Scientoligist,so we don,t care about your weight,second,little old to have kids aren,t you,ever heard of Downs Syndrome,when your kids a teenager your going to be a really old snarly bitch like Madonna.Last but not least,ya your dad belted a few good songs in his lifetime,but in reality he was a washed up old fat drug addict and you and your plastic surgery freak momma are riding high on the hog on his work.Im sure ELVIS is real happy that his hard earned cash is going to a cult.
Fat cunt.
Cock sucking scum bags. Since when did it become ok for the asshole to just harrass, harrass, harrass, harrass,harrasssssssssss. Fuck! GIVE IT UP ALREADY!
Lisa….your blog above is the bomb and so frickin true….enough said!! Good for you girl! Congratualtions! I'm now a fan simply for this little blog alone! BEAUTIFUL! ***applause***
"Who Dat Be"…."My Baby Daddy"
Who da Daddy
well said
Honey, all you needed to say was, "Screw you, i'm just pregnant."
Just get to the point allready.
Does $cientology not teach you to deal with your emotions better or what?
FYI, Just say what you need to say, move on, forget about it.
It never matters what others say about you. Oh, my bad, that's right, the $cieno's don't teach you that because they need to use your anger, sadness, lonelyness & any other emotion you may have to further manipulate you & use you to their benefit.
It ain't easy being you.
What is she now a 2 time loser or 3?
SHE DID NOT WRITE THIS!!!
Oh shut up you fat tub of lard! Boo Hoo, everyones picking on me because I turned into an ugly pig person. Grow up bitch! PS, don't flatter yourself, no one gives a shit your as big as a house because you're a NOBODY! ANOTHER PS, get yourself a new hairdo, that one makes you look like a fat dyke!
Ya know, she didn't have to say she was preggers. She could have ignored the rumors, if she had higher self-esteem she wouldn't have felt the need to address them at all. She has always has mental problems, and seem to be a very bitter woman. Meds may help, but she is Scientologist garbage anyway. Good luck on that silent delivery!
Right On, Lisa. You are right. the media is fricking repulsive the way they swarm over humans, especially regarding children- babies, pregnancy. they need to back off. Some serious laws need to be made to protect families who are getting stalked bycreepy men with cameras that then show their picture all over the internet. Ugh!
They need to make laws to respect peoples' personal spaces. Soon.