Pregnant….and Unhappy
Yes, Lisa Marie Presley is sperminated, but she's not very happy with the way the media has attacked her for putting on weight this past week.
Elvis' daughter took to her blog to vent and air out her frustrations.
She says:
"Confirmation under the gun.
After being the target all week of slanderous and degrading stories, horribly manipulated pictures and articles in the media, I have had to show my cards and announce under the gun and under vicious personal attack that I am in fact pregnant.
Once they got a glimpse of my expanding physique a few days ago, they have been like a pack of coyotes circling their prey whilst eerily howling with delight. Starting with a London publication and then New York and Chicago all writing false defamatory degrading stories about all of the dark possible reasons I could be putting on weight. The US tabloids have been calling all day wanting confirmation on all kinds of insane theories.
They couldn't wait to find out if my weight gain was because I was just overeating, in which case It would be open season and they can do the old following in her fathers sad and unfortunate demise story again or less interesting for them and probably much to their dismay, I could just be pregnant and therefore have a legitimate reason for weight gain at which point they should probably wipe the saliva off of their fangs and put them back in their mouths or they may expose the black little souls that they are.
Now that things are confirmed, hopefully they can stop all of the harassment and I can stop dodging the continuous bullets.
It is unfortunate that I couldn't have announced something that is this much of a blessing and that has made us so incredibly happy under better circumstances.
How they have handled themselves with this has been nothing short of irresponsible and disgusting.
Pardon my seething contemptuous tone but ladies, You KNOW if you were pregnant and you felt you were expanding uncontrollably by the moment as a result and the worldwide media started badgering and harassing you for it, plastering you everywhere in an unflattering light, you would be mortified as well.
Sincerely,
~LMP"
Mr. Producer
I'm so glad she wrote this. I'm so sick of hearing about who is big or small, skinny or fat in the media. I don't care; and either should society!!!
her dad was a badass but she is nothing more than a disappointing nutter scientologist, milking this story for every drop of publicity it could bring to her non-existent career. boohoo nutter.
She seems to be such a nice person - NOT!
Love you Lisa!
Re: fetus –
It is toucher just by the way.
Congrats Lisa, don't mind the media, they are losers anyways.
She's just like Kirstie Alley & Jenna Elfman. L Rum Hubnard cloned them the same personality.
she writes beautifully…and she's completely right–bastards!
wow, she really thinks she's important.
I feel for this woman. She has every right to say what she is saying. She was born into the lifestyle she has adopted, and she did not ask for the unflattering coverage. Women are sensitive enough about their weight; how awful that people were making horrific speculations. Any humanity our society used to possess is truly gone these days.
Well…OK, she's pregnant, BUT she looked just like this early LAST month in pictures…AND she's not due until Fall…..hmmmmm, if she looks like this NOW, she's gonna look like Fat Albert when the "baby weight" REALLY starts!! LOL She IS just fatter than she used to be…she's just using being preggers to stop any more fat comments…..in her mind, she now has a REASON to look like she does.
If she gains weight just because…. so what! She's pregnant, leave her alone. WHY she would care what any of you fuckwads think about her is beyond me, but, she's entitled to feel however she wants. I'm just glad all of you rude, crude, socially unstable and thoroughly unattractive asswipes feel you are so perfect as to critique everyone else. Losers.
poor lisa, it's got to be rough being born to a celebrity with the attention constantly on you, scrutinizing everything you do. i wish the best for her and i hope the media really does cut it out.
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She should have left that alone. Now the fat jokes are going to get worse.
Good for her! I think she's right on!
BTW…anyone notice her initials are
Last Menstrual Period? LOL
CONGRATULATIONS Lisa! I think you look beautiful!
Like noone was ever going to know that she's knocked up. And she does look really fat!!Hee Hee
I like dat bag
After being the target all week of slanderous and degrading stories, horribly manipulated pictures and articles in the media, I have had to show my cards and announce under the gun and under vicious personal attack that I am in fact just plain fucking fat. that's right. just an overeating, face stuffing pig. deal with it.
is it that God-awful to just be fat?
LMP, you are the most shallow, self obsessed person EVER! and yes indeed, that includes paris hilton.
all my love,
swingydoll
Well said, Lisa Marie.
Well written and totally honest. I love her eloquence in stating how she feels. The media are a pack of hyenas–blood thirsty mammalian scavengers.
Touche to her. She is an articulate and talented lady who has earned her right to some privacy and common courtesy from the media. They need to back off and show some class, as she has.
She looks so much like her Dad when he was forty like she is.
Um, you're supposed to gain weight during pregnancy…
Good for her! More famous people should do the same when the media gets too involved in their very personal life when it's none of their business. Leave her to enjoy the most magical moments of her and her husband's lives. Ya Bloodsuckas!
Good on you Lisa Marie!!
Look, if your preggers, say so! Don't try to hide it, control the hype, etc…I understand a woman wanting to make sure. Or if she has a history of miscarriages not wanting to speak out too soon. WTF with celebs acting like pregnancy is a national security secret. But in her case, at the end of the day, this is her $cientology drama queen I'm so picked on and I'm so righteously angry rant. F*ck her! she's nobody. Just the messed up progeny of her messed up (albeit very very very talented) Daddy.
There you have it…straight up; she's right.
She's what?? 2, 3 months pregnant? Expecting next Fall? Guess what! She's FAT!! I've had 3 children and gained a huge amount of weight, but that early?….NO! Sorry Lisa!
You know, if there were no rude people… your website wouldn't be popular at all. So I guess you can thank all the assholes on your site for success.
Regardless, I happen to adore Lisa and her intelligence…. I'd like to see more of her and less of Paris Hilton… but that's just me.
She is one of the most negative people out there. Everytime she is quoted or interviewed she is on the defensive and complaining about how hard life is for her. I have never ever heard 1 happy or positive quote from her. Yuck, what a turnoff she is!
SHE'S TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE PEREZ!
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That was amazing, she could not have said it any better.
Elvis' daughter rocks!
Re: someonesmarter – Amen.
Re: whineybut – Funny thing is … you're probably one of the MANY people on here who can only think of tasteless things to say when commenting.
that fat ugly bitch does'nt have enough smarts to write that well,she paid someone to do it for her
If she wrote that herself, she's a very eloquent writer. Here, here LMP!
Well said. I hope LMP has another beautiful, talented, happy, healthy baby.
Holy Moly, take it easy Lise! Remember, "sticks and stones…" If you don't like what they're saying, just don't read it. Who gives a rat's @ss what a bunch of gossip writers do or don't say? People like her amaze me; handed the world on a platter and can't find one good thing to say about it…Letting US magazine upset you is like letting the ants in your backyard ruin your day or something. Doesn't F-ing matter girl!
She is so ugly. She looks and sounds like a dike!!
Google Lisa Presley quotes and find one that isn't negative. She always complains about how hard her life is and how everyone is out to get her. She's a fine example of anger and self pity. She truly has a sour dispositon. She's a nice example of Scientology: anger, paranoia and good ol' litigation.
Please wipe that black make up fromunder your eyes once and for all. You look like trailer trash.
Please wipe that black make up from under your eyes once and for all. You look like trailer trash.
Isn't that the same coat J-Ho has?
hello!haters back off,i was very fit all my life until i got pregnant,i packed 80 pounds on,people couldn't even recognize me,auch,i had a 10 pound baby,goodbye size 0,hahaha,now i'm a size 6 and i stil hear why am I not going to the gym or go on a diet,my son is a happy,healthy 4 year old,and i'm a proud mommy,do you have to be stick thin for people to accept you???She's a healthy pregnant woman,she isn't going to have a 5 pounds baby with a ton of health problems.
Re: Tracyt –
She can't wipe off the dark circles under her eyes, they're permanent. Have you seen her without makeup? She has large double bags under her eyes.