This Is Totally About Jessica Simpson!
Filed under: Jessica Simpson > John Mayer > When Celebrities Blog
John Mayer just wrote a VERY interesting message to his "ex-lover" on one of his two blogs.
Though he asks us not to read "too far into this on a personal level," how could you not????
He writes:
"I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such…
Don't read too far into this on a personal level. (There are no hidden messages)… I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be.
Dear Ex Lover,
Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying.
I hope this is enough closure for you.
Goodbye.
P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me."
me
FIRST
Third
Fourth
FIfth
Sixtth
3rd?? poor jessica its hard when your the crazy EX.
Seventh
What an arrogant ASS!
Ninth
Wow, I'm finally FIRST BIOTCHES!'
gross!!! labelle, fl
his "peepee"must be very small….
Lol. Wow! Way to put the knife in & turn it John!
big brother is FIERCE!!!
cowabunga dude
John how could you? We did watersports, this is not fair.
1st the worst.
2nd the best!
This isn't about Jessica, she has Tony. This has Cameron Diaz written all over it.
jess is goin down hill ya'll!!
how do you know its about jessica? could be about any of his lovers. cameron… minka… etc…
he's an asshole
that was actually really mean and horrible!
"if you need me, you know where to find me"?
he's telling her to leave him alone, then invites her to contact him..
seventh
Hi Perez U Fat Dirty Slut!
john
Why would you would tell someone to leave you alone, then also tell them they know how to find you?!?! That makes no sense at all!
BURN!
I feel ill suddenly.
Whoever he's talking about why doesn't he just change his cell phone so she can't reach him anymore instead of b*tching about it?
lame
Jessica simpson fucking sucks. Bitch would you hurry up and fucking die PLEASE. I fucking hate your skank ass.
ouch
What a self absorbed dickhead.
ouch!
Sounds like he's had enough of your white trash arse!
jessica simpson is a nut. John mayer is cool. I love perez
wtf
Interesting. I remember my roommate saying she saw this picture and me not believing her. I owe her an apology.
I don't think it's JS…she has moved on with Tony Romo and seems happy.
You know those words came from the heart and he's really feeling them.
I don't think it's about her. He just wrote that nice comment about her and Texas. Besides, I doubt that he would cause problems for her and her man. I also don't think she would continue to call him.
…u just gotta love mayer…
This blog has been up on honeyee for two weeks and NOW you find it?
eww and wtf
Ooooh ouch!
Dear John,
DUH, what's with the P.S. if you are "done trying". I, actually, think you 2 were made for each other!
14th
hahaha. perez, i love how you keep showing this picture of mayer.
prick… don't call but you can if u need me? way to mess with someones head… weak sauce
I think this is just about LOVE in general…no one specific. I just think he doesn't understand love. Love has been very hard and difficult to him, so he doesn't want to deal with love anymore. That's my theory..
He's actually a good writer, based on what you've posted from his old blogs.
I second what s0da said, he's being a jerk by stressing on the fact that he wants her to leave him alone (whoever she is) and then adding the whole 'p.s. if you need me you know where to find me'. doesn't that counter act the whole piece of writing and leave her feeling more confused??
Thia could also be about Minka Kelly. It does sound like Cameron Diaz possibly, but we don't know much about Minka to be so sure. But I really don't think it's Jess. She has Tony and she seems to have forgotten John.
ouch thats harsh.. 40-sompthing
If you need me , you know how to find me ???WTF ???
This guy is a little nuts …
Talk about split personality- " Leave me alone …however if you need me "
What????? confused…
love u john mayer but uuuuuu can be a lil strange sometimes….
How on earth is this about Messica? He only just did an interview where he spends time saying how "wonderful" she is! Meanwhile she's busy blowing Romo, so why would she be calling Mayer?
He's such an attention seeker! For someone who "hates the limelight" it now seems he can't live without it. Why would you post shit like that otherwise?
This gives me an idea…
J.S. should give the acting thing ONE more try. She should remake Desperately Seeking Susan. It's an easy role… and it's a cute movie. P-Nasty, you could be in it too!
Perez, eres un gordo feo culo roto!
THAT IS SOOOO ABOUT JESS!
There is something else that doesn't sit right with this photo besides that fact that the swimsuit is ridiculous. Is HE that stupid?
Please. That was so obviously done tongue in cheek.
It's ironic. "Don't contact me anymore."
P.S. Call me?
How did you not notice that?
I doubt this is about Jessica. She has Romo right now. And John defended her about the "Romo Jinx" a little while back. He even called her a good soul. This sounds more like Cameron or someone else rather than Jessica.
It's a joke. He's a smart ass. Read the last line and then the P.S. They completely contradict each other. He made a funny. He's laughing right now at this reaction.
sounds like another gag for ashton k's new show
Do you really read these Perez?If so ,here is a comment from your biggest fan in Indiana!Isn't Jessica with someone that treats her a whole Hell of allot better now?I mean I love John and all, but he seems to be a bit full of himself sometimes!!!"D"
this no-talent is as useless as a 3-inch boner.
no way! its totally to that girl in "gossip Girl." Jessica has Tony!
Ok, John is starting to get on my nerves now. He thinks far too highly of himself…Yuck!
I never liked him anyway. LOW CLASS!!!!!!
John, you were doing well until that last line… she will stalk you forever!
HAHAHAHA
Doesn't anyone get it!?! He's saying how crazy love can be. He feels or felt both those feelings towards whoever the person he's talking about. So in one breath he's saying leave me alone crazy bitch, and the next he's saying now that your gone I miss you… or I if you ever want a booty call I'm here for ya!
Re: rocklicker22 –
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking.
Jessica you are much better off with Tony, I bet he actually has more than a 2 inch dick.
This sounds like John's weekly attempt to get some media attention. I wish he would hurry up and get laid already and shut the fuck up.
Hes a prick….she can get so much better
Rock On SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be the Crazy Ex!!! Like WTF do you have to loose? Seriousley even if you are not the crazy ex, I'm sure he's telling his new girlfriend how crazy you are anyway. Embrace the Crazy!!!!!!!!!
Re: me – Exactly!!! that's how i read it too. it's not "to" anybody, but it's just a bit of a metaphorical piece. he writes pretty good, I must admit.
maybe he's talking about Cameron Diaz… didn't he date her too?