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This Is Totally About Jessica Simpson!

Filed under: Jessica Simpson > John Mayer > When Celebrities Blog

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John Mayer just wrote a VERY interesting message to his "ex-lover" on one of his two blogs.

Though he asks us not to read "too far into this on a personal level," how could you not????

He writes:

"I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such…
Don't read too far into this on a personal level. (There are no hidden messages)… I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be.

Dear Ex Lover,
Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying.
I hope this is enough closure for you.
Goodbye.

P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me."

414 comments to “This Is Totally About Jessica Simpson!”

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  1. me says – reply to this


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    me

  2. asshole says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  3. asshole says – reply to this


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    Third

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    Fourth

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    FIfth

  6. asshole says – reply to this


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    Sixtth

  7. KJ says – reply to this


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    3rd?? poor jessica its hard when your the crazy EX.

  8. asshole says – reply to this


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    Seventh

  9. rosie says – reply to this


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    What an arrogant ASS!

  10. asshole says – reply to this


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    Ninth

  11. mel says – reply to this


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    Wow, I'm finally FIRST BIOTCHES!'

  12. brooklyn says – reply to this


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    gross!!! labelle, fl

  13. eddie says – reply to this


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    his "peepee"must be very small….

  14. Debbie says – reply to this


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    Lol. Wow! Way to put the knife in & turn it John!

  15. 37 says – reply to this


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    big brother is FIERCE!!!

  16. swed says – reply to this


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    cowabunga dude

  17. tiffster says – reply to this


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    John how could you? We did watersports, this is not fair.

  18. Kirk says – reply to this


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    1st the worst.
    2nd the best!

  19. rocklicker22 says – reply to this


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    This isn't about Jessica, she has Tony. This has Cameron Diaz written all over it.

  20. yello! says – reply to this


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    jess is goin down hill ya'll!!

  21. kelyn says – reply to this


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    how do you know its about jessica? could be about any of his lovers. cameron… minka… etc…

  22. E says – reply to this


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    he's an asshole

  23. poos says – reply to this


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    that was actually really mean and horrible!

  24. s0da says – reply to this


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    "if you need me, you know where to find me"?

    he's telling her to leave him alone, then invites her to contact him..

  25. edkm says – reply to this


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    seventh

  26. jessie says – reply to this


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    Hi Perez U Fat Dirty Slut!

  27. lexa.s says – reply to this


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    john

  28. Jannette says – reply to this


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    Why would you would tell someone to leave you alone, then also tell them they know how to find you?!?! That makes no sense at all!

  29. asWickedx3 says – reply to this


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    BURN!

  30. Biff says – reply to this


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    I feel ill suddenly.

  31. Kate says – reply to this


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    Whoever he's talking about why doesn't he just change his cell phone so she can't reach him anymore instead of b*tching about it?

  32. jhe says – reply to this


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    lame

  33. Fuck Jessica says – reply to this


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    Jessica simpson fucking sucks. Bitch would you hurry up and fucking die PLEASE. I fucking hate your skank ass.

  34. queenobling says – reply to this


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    ouch

  35. Dizzy says – reply to this


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    What a self absorbed dickhead.

  36. karabear says – reply to this


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    ouch!

  37. hotbutteredmuffin says – reply to this


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    Sounds like he's had enough of your white trash arse!

  38. donut Delight says – reply to this


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    jessica simpson is a nut. John mayer is cool. I love perez

  39. em says – reply to this


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    wtf

  40. mia says – reply to this


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    Interesting. I remember my roommate saying she saw this picture and me not believing her. I owe her an apology.

  41. Ashley says – reply to this


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    I don't think it's JS…she has moved on with Tony Romo and seems happy.

  42. Bri says – reply to this


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    You know those words came from the heart and he's really feeling them.

  43. Teresa says – reply to this


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    I don't think it's about her. He just wrote that nice comment about her and Texas. Besides, I doubt that he would cause problems for her and her man. I also don't think she would continue to call him.

  44. suri says – reply to this


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    …u just gotta love mayer…

  45. whatthehell says – reply to this


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    This blog has been up on honeyee for two weeks and NOW you find it?

  46. sarah says – reply to this


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    eww and wtf

  47. Crazy says – reply to this


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    Ooooh ouch!

  48. Michelle says – reply to this


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    Dear John,

    DUH, what's with the P.S. if you are "done trying". I, actually, think you 2 were made for each other!

  49. j says – reply to this


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    14th

  50. quill says – reply to this


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    hahaha. perez, i love how you keep showing this picture of mayer.

  51. mo c. yo says – reply to this


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    prick… don't call but you can if u need me? way to mess with someones head… weak sauce

  52. john mayer fan says – reply to this


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    I think this is just about LOVE in general…no one specific. I just think he doesn't understand love. Love has been very hard and difficult to him, so he doesn't want to deal with love anymore. That's my theory..

  53. L. says – reply to this


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    He's actually a good writer, based on what you've posted from his old blogs.

  54. Teresa says – reply to this


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    I second what s0da said, he's being a jerk by stressing on the fact that he wants her to leave him alone (whoever she is) and then adding the whole 'p.s. if you need me you know where to find me'. doesn't that counter act the whole piece of writing and leave her feeling more confused??

  55. E says – reply to this


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    Thia could also be about Minka Kelly. It does sound like Cameron Diaz possibly, but we don't know much about Minka to be so sure. But I really don't think it's Jess. She has Tony and she seems to have forgotten John.

  56. allison bay says – reply to this


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    ouch thats harsh.. 40-sompthing

  57. CAN YOU SPELL SYBIL ??? says – reply to this


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    If you need me , you know how to find me ???WTF ???
    This guy is a little nuts …
    Talk about split personality- " Leave me alone …however if you need me "

  58. WHATTT?????? says – reply to this


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    What????? confused…

    love u john mayer but uuuuuu can be a lil strange sometimes….

  59. What?? says – reply to this


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    How on earth is this about Messica? He only just did an interview where he spends time saying how "wonderful" she is! Meanwhile she's busy blowing Romo, so why would she be calling Mayer?
    He's such an attention seeker! For someone who "hates the limelight" it now seems he can't live without it. Why would you post shit like that otherwise?

  60. NICHOLAS says – reply to this


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    This gives me an idea…
    J.S. should give the acting thing ONE more try. She should remake Desperately Seeking Susan. It's an easy role… and it's a cute movie. P-Nasty, you could be in it too!

  61. Karly says – reply to this


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    Perez, eres un gordo feo culo roto!

  62. br says – reply to this


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    THAT IS SOOOO ABOUT JESS!

  63. Um?? says – reply to this


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    There is something else that doesn't sit right with this photo besides that fact that the swimsuit is ridiculous. Is HE that stupid?

  64. mini says – reply to this


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    Please. That was so obviously done tongue in cheek.

    It's ironic. "Don't contact me anymore."

    P.S. Call me?

    How did you not notice that?

  65. kat says – reply to this


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    I doubt this is about Jessica. She has Romo right now. And John defended her about the "Romo Jinx" a little while back. He even called her a good soul. This sounds more like Cameron or someone else rather than Jessica.

  66. shawndavid says – reply to this


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    It's a joke. He's a smart ass. Read the last line and then the P.S. They completely contradict each other. He made a funny. He's laughing right now at this reaction.

  67. p says – reply to this


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    sounds like another gag for ashton k's new show

  68. dancinqueen says – reply to this


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    Do you really read these Perez?If so ,here is a comment from your biggest fan in Indiana!Isn't Jessica with someone that treats her a whole Hell of allot better now?I mean I love John and all, but he seems to be a bit full of himself sometimes!!!"D"

  69. the devil says – reply to this


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    this no-talent is as useless as a 3-inch boner.

  70. jenny says – reply to this


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    no way! its totally to that girl in "gossip Girl." Jessica has Tony!

  71. z0e says – reply to this


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    Ok, John is starting to get on my nerves now. He thinks far too highly of himself…Yuck!

  72. Tara says – reply to this


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    I never liked him anyway. LOW CLASS!!!!!!

  73. cari says – reply to this


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    John, you were doing well until that last line… she will stalk you forever!

  74. suzanne says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHA

  75. me says – reply to this


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    Doesn't anyone get it!?! He's saying how crazy love can be. He feels or felt both those feelings towards whoever the person he's talking about. So in one breath he's saying leave me alone crazy bitch, and the next he's saying now that your gone I miss you… or I if you ever want a booty call I'm here for ya!

  76. Michelle says – reply to this


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    Re: rocklicker22
    That's EXACTLY what I was thinking.

  77. TeamTony says – reply to this


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    Jessica you are much better off with Tony, I bet he actually has more than a 2 inch dick.

  78. WakeUpCall says – reply to this


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    This sounds like John's weekly attempt to get some media attention. I wish he would hurry up and get laid already and shut the fuck up.

  79. linda says – reply to this


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    Hes a prick….she can get so much better

  80. Krystal says – reply to this


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    Rock On SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Be the Crazy Ex!!! Like WTF do you have to loose? Seriousley even if you are not the crazy ex, I'm sure he's telling his new girlfriend how crazy you are anyway. Embrace the Crazy!!!!!!!!!

  81. lalala says – reply to this


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    Re: me – Exactly!!! that's how i read it too. it's not "to" anybody, but it's just a bit of a metaphorical piece. he writes pretty good, I must admit.

  82. tiff says – reply to this


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    maybe he's talking about Cameron Diaz… didn't he date her too?

  83. URBODYIZWONDERLAND says – reply to this


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    It's defintiely Jessica. She kept coming back to him after he tried to leave her over and over and she'd beg him back. Even though she's with tony i GUARANTEE she's still in contact with John. She never got over him and he basically used her for publicity and sex. Boo you whore.

  84. jess says – reply to this


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    Nah…this is about Minka Kelly

  85. JOJO says – reply to this


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    Minka Kelly!!!!!!!!!
    Crazy actress, duh…

  86. Aimée says – reply to this


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    >:[

  87. totallynotjs says – reply to this


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    Either Cameron is looking for some action (seriously, I haven't heard her being "linked" to anyone in the past week, which is out of the ordinary) or John and Minka are no more.

  88. cheyenne says – reply to this


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    THIS ISN'T ABOUT JESSICA! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID! IT'S PROBABLY THAT PSYCHO CAMERON DIAZ OR MINKA!

  89. renee says – reply to this


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    Oh please, please stop showing this picture. You have shown it ad nauseum. He's a good looking guy but Mr. Mayer PLEASE don't EVER put one of these mankini's on again because you look like a dork!

  90. Laine says – reply to this


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    I know this could very well be a joke, but all it does is make him come across as arrogant and pompous. Be a real man and commit instead of womanizing. Women wouldn't get the wrong idea if they weren't lead on to some degree…no one is that desperate. The vast majority of women are smart enough to know when a man's not into them and that the best thing they can do for themselves is to never contact him again and move on with their life so they can find someone who would kiss the ground they walk on. No woman should settle for less because there are too many good men out there who would treat them with the respect they deserve.

  91. Jayden says – reply to this


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    thats really deep for someone not to be feeling what he was writting. singers always end up admitting sometime along the line that they were feeling what they wrote so who knows……?

  92. demmi says – reply to this


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    Perez, you're retarded. The whole point of this is the irony of love. He's saying he wants 'her' (whether he had anyone specific in mind is irrelevant) completely out of her life, yet the postscript says "If you need me, you know how to find me." It's about the insanity, irrationality of love, and anyone who's been there knows exactly how that is.

  93. Amanda says – reply to this


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    Perez, I am usually on your side, but this time I just thought I'd say a little something. What he wrote on his blog is obviously not about Jessica or any of his exes, he's just talking about love. He says it will sum up how crazy love can be then proceeds to write a letter to an "ex" in the letter he tells her that he doesn't want anything to do with her, and yet tells her that if she needs him she knows where to find him.

    Yeah, that pretty much sums up how crazy love can be for ANYBODY! I don't think he was talking about anyone ex in particular, just the emotions that we go through when we are in love.

    Love always,
    Amanda

  94. HawnHulaGirl says – reply to this


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    you're a dumb ass!! as much as I can't stand the girl, this is not about jessica simpson.

  95. alexis says – reply to this


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    why would he say that at the end?????
    weird

  96. Izzy says – reply to this


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    Perez how could you think this is about Jessica? Cameron for sure

  97. S says – reply to this


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    What an arrogant punk this guy is..feels he is such an intellectual and above any hollywood tarts yet that is exactly who he dates! What kind of game player says something like that so publicly and gives mixed messages ie. fuck off and leave me alone but hey you know where to reach me…not hard to find ya Johnboy..anywhere you can find the front of a camera lens and then you play the game of 'fuck off dont photograph me'…he is not a great singer and he acts like he is some revered 'artist'. Who could really narrow it down anyway as to who his mindfuck comments were for? He associates himself with so many poptarts and actresses that it could be anyone. He is a player and cant keep his little dick in his pants and dumps these girls and then makes an asshole of himself by blogging these dumb comments? For a guy who SO loves his privacy he proves that he nothing but a mediocre singer and FAME WHORE. Whats really funny is that he has a little dick and a HUGE distorted head. LMAO

  98. tarah says – reply to this


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    He is just trying to be funny - it's what he does… He's a funny guy!

  99. Brandi says – reply to this


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    This is NOT about Jessica Simpson. Her and Tony are very happy together, she has moved on.

  100. if you need me, you know how to find me says – reply to this


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    what a dick.

    whoever he's talking about…

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