We're Starting To Feel Bad For Her
April Lavigne's tour is soldiering on, and the shiteous reviews keep pouring in!
This time, it's from Canada's Globe and Mail.
The title pretty much sums it all up: "She's like, so whatever."
The splashy, showy staging, at odds with Lavigne's early T-shirt wearing, skateboard-riding image, makes for a more production-reliant show than Lavigne and her fans are used to. There are dancers - don't hold their introduction, a flag-waving run onto the stage, against them; they turn out to be excellent - risers, and strobe light effects. But there are nonetheless some shouts-out to Lavigne's skateboard-park beginnings, with skull and crossbones imagery splashed across the stage.
It's all very distracting, but none of it can make up for the worst damn truth about Avril Lavigne: She's not a very good singer.
Ouch!
Sorry, April.
[Image via WENN.]
Don't Do It!
The song is just okay, but...
Jesse McCartney is 20 years old, all grown up and looking SO DAMN HOT in the music video for his new single, Leavin'.
We don't even mind that he's painted on with makeup from head to toe!
first
wow i was really first!!!!
yep.
woop
like 10th
I am so over Avril… I am Canadian and am just embarassed by her. She thinks she is hot shit and guess what… your not! Her attitude twards her fame etc is disgusting!
first
leave her alone!
3rd.
so sorry!
Even Perez would crack a smile
http://crazyforhillary.com
second
top 100 XD
first!
Shut up Perez Your runing her career!!
It's AVRIL, not APRIL!
After all she did to diss BritBrit, it comes out that she can't sing!
FIRST
You mean Avril right? Not April?
hahaha i dont feel bad for her
1st?
oh well avie! you suck! 6th.
who cares?? i hate her!!
give her some time she'll grow into her own. i mean look at her she's a kid, loud and spoiled. You've only become an adult when you're consistently rebellious against something or in other words live by your values.
twat
sheesh, she's just too ridiculous
ITS AVRIL NOT APRIL
I hate avril!! She sucks and is a fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yeah but she is so freaking beautiful, you know… and when she points her knees together and drops her shoulders and smiles… that's cute worth admission!
FRUITSALADSHOW.COM IS BETTER THAN PEREZ….HE IS OVER. LOVE, JEN
avril is april in french. idots.
You idiots. Avril is French for April.
I want old Avril back.
where the hell did she go??????????????????
u bunch of twats! he knows its avril! hes pokin fun of her name! avrils french for april!
Someone must have switched the v and p on your keyboard, love.
Whatever. She has it coming.
Why are you starting to feel sorry for her, it's with your help and "media voice" that you dog her all the time. Why don't you stop being 2 faced and just say you're glad her career is going to shit, that's what you've wanted to happen anyway. Just be honest.
pretty eyemake-up, very nice!
well, i wasn't there, but to me Avril has the reputation of a very big ego but with a great voice.
She started out as the anti Britney.. How she ruined her reputation, with her ego, that wedding….
but, is has to be said.. nice make-up!!
who is she?
Isn't this the cooze who compared herself to Kurt Cobain? She said, "I'm a legend like Kurt Cobain." Kurt Cobain you are not, bitch.
Why'd you call her April?? Are you feeling ok dude?
Perez you're the biggest liar! her concert tickets are selling very well!!! and she's a very good singer at least she can sing live..
Jlo is a shit singer also but never gets crap for it (well maybe not as much as she should)
Lately, Hillary Clinton has been looking totally hot. I would totally turn lesbo for her. I saw her in person and she looked tiny. I am so tired of everyone putting her down. She is by far the most qualified canidate. Also, if she loses I will vote republican for the first time ever.
DUDE!! GO HIDE YOUR FACE AVRIL!!!
YOU ARE JUST SUPER FAKE, CAMERAS
ARE EVERYWHERE! THEY TAPE YOUR EVERY WORD.
AND YOU ARE PATHETIC PIECE OF CRAP!
are those hickeys, or zits on her neck and armpit???
Re: diana –
okay darlin' walk slowly through this with me….Avril is 23 years old. Not a child. She can drive, vote, drink, and seeing as she is also a MARRIED WOMAN, she can have tons of sex with her husband.
As for all of the other geniuses who keep freaking out about Perez calling her "April," guess what stooges? Avril is French for……wait for it……APRIL!
Books aren't just fort weights, people.
Good night and good luck!
BOoOoOo…AVRiL SUX!!….SHE NEEDS TO G0 BAQ N B A HOUSEWiFE
The only nice thing about this pic is her eye makeup. Must be MAC
lol shes so good live
Avril is french for April, and Perez is idiot for Douchebag.
Perez has the Ghey. Don't catch it.
most of you are not first,
why do u even try?
its really annoying.
first off- this whole first bs is getting old.
secondly- it took people HOW LONG to figure out she blows?!?! jaysus! when the bitch didn't kno who the ramones were but yet was so "punk rock" we should have known there would be issues then!
EWW. wtf is that red shit on her neck & armpit?! and calling her april is the point you shitheads! its a joke.
!!!!!!!!!WTF iz tht red mark on her neck and tha red mark under her armpit…???!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rotflmfao….:)
she still looks 15 to me.
Celebrity Deathmatch: Perez Hilton vs. Avril Lavigne
She is a whore. She makes brit look like a nun.
this is bullshit .
i went to one of her concerts last night in vancouver , expecting her to be kinda bad , but she was amazing .
her voice in all her songs was perfect , she hit all the high notes , and played guitar , piano , AND drums !
the person who wrote this must have been severely intoxicated at the time .
and wtf ? shes an amazing singer .
AV-UPCHUCK—-STOP SHOWING YOUR FACE AND CANCEL YOUR TOUR…YOUR EMBARASSING YOURSELF….TAKE ALL THE MONEY YOU HAVE LEFT AND GO SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY….OH YEAH…LEAVE YOUR WIFEY SO I CAN FU*K HIM AND TOSS HIM ASIDE LIKE THE BITCH HE IS…
glad her career sucks, remember when she was giving people the finger? I didn't, trash….
Hillary dillery dock
My mommas got a cock
The cock struck one
and out I cum
Hillary dillary dock
Since the careers of Avril and Sum 41 has tanked, And Avril has cursed SUM41 with the Jessica Simpson/Yoko Ono curse, how about they combine? It could be "Avril Lavigne's Sum41" or "Sum41's Avril Lavigne". Or how about you, your husband and the rest of SUM41 just go away!
da - UM…………. morgan fairchild is looking pretty good.
OMFG, i feel bad for her too…
wait, no i dnt, she sucks!
Oh Avril btw, im
the motherfucking princess!
&& U cnt sing
Re: diana –
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She's not a "kid", she's 24 years old. When do stop wiping your kids ass?
.
She's a cocky punk, now karma is biting her ass.
why do u keep calling her april u did it in another post to
is that her real name or something or do u just keep making the mistake?
avril lavigne looks like some trashy slutt! She couldn't sing if her life depended on it!
Re: Chelsea – !!!!!!!WTF!!!!!!!!
that whore has a fukken sex tape! I saw it yesterday she keeps sukking her husband's dick for practically the whole vid…oh yah and there's some fingering
PEREZ HAS ALSO BEEN SAYING THAT NOBODY BOUGHT TICKETS TO HER SHOWS BUT 11 000 PEOPLE WENT TO THAT CONCERT AND 12 000 THE DAY BEFORE = PEREZ FULL OF SHIT
PEREZ HAS ALSO BEEN SAYING THAT NOBODY BOUGHT TICKETS TO HER SHOWS BUT 11 000 PEOPLE WENT TO THAT CONCERT AND 12 000 THE DAY BEFORE = PEREZ FULL OF SHIT.
PEREZ HAS ALSO BEEN SAYING THAT NOBODY BOUGHT TICKETS TO HER SHOWS BUT 11 000 PEOPLE WENT TO THAT CONCERT AND 12 000 THE DAY BEFORE = PEREZ FULL OF SHIT..
How is chantal doing Perez ?????????? sing A
How is chantal doing Perez ?????????? singing at wallmart ha ha ha ha
Re: hillarwee – stop being immature u cokk sucker u were far from first
How is chantal doing Perez ?????????? singing at wallmart ha ha ha habb
PEREZ HAS ALSO BEEN SAYING THAT NOBODY BOUGHT TICKETS TO HER SHOWS BUT 11 000 PEOPLE WENT TO THAT CONCERT AND 12 000 THE DAY BEFORE = PEREZ FULL OF SHIT
:O
look at comment #68
what site is the sexx tape on?
PEREZ HAS ALSO BEEN SAYING THAT NOBODY BOUGHT TICKETS TO HER SHOWS BUT 11 000 PEOPLE WENT TO THAT CONCERT AND 12 000 THE DAY BEFORE = PEREZ FULL OF SHIT
What? I can totally understand calling her out on how much she's changed, and become almost the opposite of what she used to be, and her show looks a little overproduced, but she's a great singer!! She has so many great songs, and sounds amazing on them, and I've seen her live twice, both times she sounded even better in person! What a stupid review.
Re: UGGGGHHHH – PEREZ HAS ALSO BEEN SAYING THAT NOBODY BOUGHT TICKETS TO HER SHOWS BUT 11 000 PEOPLE WENT TO THAT CONCERT AND 12 000 THE DAY BEFORE = PEREZ FULL OF SHIT
fugs singing is marginal at best
Joe Strummer must spin in his grave every time this twee little pop princess gets called "punk." Sheesh!
Actually I saw her on Wednesday and she was AMAZING! Her voice was amazing everything the hole thing was the best concert I've been to!
what's your deal with dissin' avril at every opportunity??? did she do something to you???? you're being too obvious here…………………
she's a cute little pop singer………………….end of story. you seem to have an agenda.
April is french for Avril.
With that said, the washed up punkrocker we all used to love has gone glam and with that glam comes the ability to expose it. She hasn't had good reviews and I'm sorry..but only 12,000 at a concert? Anyone could do better.
Dear April Lavigne:
You're not fooling anyone. Yes, you now have hideous hair extentions, a pink stripe in your hair *i use the word "your" lightly*, a make up artist who probably spends a good 4 hours putting mountains of make up on you *which i would fire if i were you - the end result may just be worse then the beginning*, a strange relationship with the Hilton sisters *if your manager tells you its good for your image, it's still considered a relationship…right?!?!*, a voice that makes most cringe more then nails on a chalk board and the cherry on that pretty little cake - a husband, who if dropped blind-folded in the middle of the world, would be able to smell his way home in no time. Afterall, that big nose has to be good for something or then his gorgeous image, right?!
Yours Truly,
Gina
whooa, she's such a bad singer, isn't? so y she keeps rockin' the world for 6-7 YEARS? yeah, I'm not talkin' bout 1 year or maybe 2 years… But about 7 MAN!
She's REALLY the best damn thing dude (:
n u know what? u r just a instant celebrity thats goin' 2 disappear in a matter of months (:
Art// brazil
*other
Don't feel sorry for her. She is a talentless gash.
and it's aVril you dill-hole not aPril!
Oh poor thing. She should start taking drugs, it can do wonders for careers.
perez,
Why are you kissing azz now saying your starting to feel bad?!?! Is it because you want to take that one special pic with her and get your 15 minutes? You are probably #1 to thank for F*ing up her carrer. You and your stupid Perez Klan! All you idiots care about now is how gay you all can be and how many volgar words you can spew in one sentence! I HATE all you perez followers…however I like the site! Avirils newest CD sucked yes. But all in all it was a new journey for her and it didnt work out. But I will always LOVE her and her music!
So….kiss some more ass or knock off the BS against aviril you Pink Twinkie!
Re: Jackie –
I totally agree with your point.She should have stayed in high school.And I'm Canadian too.
ummm…. she was never a punk or a skateboarder, her music has always sucked, and she is a huge poser, she sucks sucks sucks!
IF SHES DOING SOO BAD THEN WHY THE HELL CAN'T I GET A HOLD OF TWO TICKETS FOR HER APRIL SHOW IN TORONTO????
ya aprils not good looking like you perez, ya her skin is nice and clear not like yours perez, she looks really clean not like you perez, she probably doesen,t smell unlike you perez, ya she sucks, but you swallow
honestly….is it an ongoing insult or something…?? i really DONT understand why you refuse to call her by her fucking name aVVVVVVVVril. not aPril. the 'v' and the 'p' aren't even close to each other on the keyboard. and i know you know her real name. are you having little minions do the posting for you now? who don't actually know what the fuck they are talking about? what's the dealllll….fo realllll.
I think she's great.. a change from the ordinary generic out of tune slappers being promoted elsewhere - like rehab..
LEAVE HER ALONE!!!! SHE IS AWESOME
DON'T YOU DARE START FEELING BAD FOR HER, SHE'S A TWAT, SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN A TWAT, AND IT'S NOT LIKE IT WASN'T KNOWN THAT SHE COULDN'T SING A LONG TIME AGO!!!!
DON'T FEEL BAD FOR HER, CONTINUE ON WITH YOUR AVRIL HATING WAYS!!!!!!
omg like jackie (#6) is ssoooooooooooo right!!!! i have avrils two albums but wen she went "girlfriend" i was like "oh…….. my……….. GOD!" lol i could tell she was starting to go barbie one her second album but now shes so plastic!!!!
now let me say i love barbie and britney but not avril britney! ew she was so skater chick! but now ehh i like britney better! =D
Not a very good singer? No shit. You're just figuring that out? 90% of the general public wouldn't know a good singer if one kicked them in the proverbial balls. American Idol's popularity is testament to that. She's is a horrible singer.