What's Wrong With This Picture??? EVERYTHING!

Filed under: Dina Lohan > Aliana Lohan

When you look old enough to be your mom's sister, you know something's seriously wrong!

Little ~~Angie Harmon~~ Ali Lohan attended a screening of High School Confidential in NYC this past week.

They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!

How old do you think Ali is???

The answer still surprises us!

CLICK HERE to find out the future rehab-er's age!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Ali Lohan is 14 years old.

She JUST turned 14 in December!

FOURTEEN!!!!!

Posted: Mar 8, 2008 at 5:49 pm / Email this »

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sophia rae says – reply to this

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they're all stoners
sophia rae says – reply to this

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first bitches! brap brap
sjjj says – reply to this

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haha
kaitt. says – reply to this

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damnn. alligator skinn
babybelly says – reply to this

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1st. Nasty!!!!!!!!!!
shea says – reply to this

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she looks too old
gretchen says – reply to this

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1st wth she looks like 25
annie says – reply to this

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it's already time for her to see a surgeon about the wrinkles
yvonne says – reply to this

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fist
first says – reply to this

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first
krisetn says – reply to this

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OMg thats soo crazy! she is only like 14!!
m says – reply to this

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1?
paty says – reply to this

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1st?
She looks so old!
callie says – reply to this

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yikes! this family is so messed up
sarah says – reply to this

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first. she does look older than 14.
Amanda says – reply to this

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Boo!
??????? says – reply to this

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shut the fuck up!!!!! she's ONLY 14???? she looks like she's 40!!!!!! wow….she needs to stay out of the sun.
Big TOM says – reply to this

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OMG ??

shes never 14 ??
Lauren says – reply to this

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That mom isnt right…something is off.
Ima says – reply to this

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EWW. she's ugly
tiffiesaysrelax says – reply to this

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how did this happen? Lindsay's star is burning out…why do ppl think her sister and mom are worth taking pictures of…what a trainwreck of a family…I'd be in rehab too if I had a stepford wife mom and a clone for a sister…this family needs to get out of the spotlight and into theropy…this has dr.phill 3am hospital visit written all over it~
TWYFOE SALTR says – reply to this

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FIRST??
Stevs says – reply to this

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FIRST
lady smith black mambazo says – reply to this

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i know shes fourteen. she does looks like a coked out li-lo. dina is a shitty parent.
Hen says – reply to this

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shes never ever going to be famous, bitch needs to recognize! shes much fuglier than her older sister and child needs to just finish school and go to college!!! uhgggg…so tired of the Lohans, like woah
victoria says – reply to this

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shame on her mom!
Susanna says – reply to this

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CRAZY!!! FIRST!!!
aslk says – reply to this

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foist?
janis says – reply to this

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yuck!
jasmine says – reply to this

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far out she looks older than me and i'm nearly 16!!
denverfun says – reply to this

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Perez they don't party hard… They were home by ten I am sure.
gaby says – reply to this

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Ali is too ugly and unlikable to ever be famous like her sister. Go to college and get a life!
Olivia says – reply to this

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FIRST>>> she is pretty but need to dress her age
tiffiesaysrelax says – reply to this

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What is this? I'd be in rehab too if I had a stepford mom and a clone as a sister…this has dr.phill 3am hospital visit written all over…I love families that are famous for being a mess…lindsay is the normal one…craziness…I love it!
Lids says – reply to this

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Another LL in the waiting.
victoria says – reply to this

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MAN… WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD A MOM THAT DIDNT LET ME WEAR MAKEUP TILL I WAS 16?!?!?!?
Massachusetts says – reply to this

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PEREZ please call DSS!
boo says – reply to this

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THEIR MOM IS AN OLD WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR MOM IS AN OLD WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR MOM IS AN OLD WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR MOM IS AN OLD WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR MOM IS AN OLD WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR MOM IS AN OLD WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR MOM IS AN OLD WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR MOM IS AN OLD WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR MOM IS AN OLD WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR MOM IS AN OLD WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR MOM IS AN OLD WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR MOM IS AN OLD WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR MOM IS AN OLD WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEIR MOM IS AN OLD WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HowyStern says – reply to this

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I'd stick it in that
charlie says – reply to this

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damn… jail bait
Melissa says – reply to this

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Holy hell. O_o That's just a bit disgusting…I'm 14 and at least I look my age.
pamela says – reply to this

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lol lil Lohan is wearing COLORED CONTACTS and a SHITLOAD OF EYELINER…..she's 14?????????? thas hottt
Iso says – reply to this

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Even Perez would crack a smile
http://crazyforhillary.com
sabz says – reply to this

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is that movie like a porno ?? why would u bring ur 14 yrs old to see that??.. oh i forgot.. Mrs. Lohan believes nudity and sex are forms of art not porn… no not at all.. please someone check the culprit into rehab .. one child suffered enough
lee says – reply to this

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I'm sure it won't be long before they are both out together in the clubs…both trolling for 30 somethings
Mandy says – reply to this

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Damn. She looks like a cross between Rumer Willis & Lindsey. Creeeepy.
HowyStern says – reply to this

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Why does everyone post "First!"

You know your not first, it takes awhile for posts to appear. How many times do you need to do it before you figure it out?
sofi says – reply to this

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she can't be 14. I'M fucking 14. she looks like friggin' 25. oh yeah i think shes born on my birthday too… shunnn
lee says – reply to this

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Seriously, what kind of mother is she? Wipe that hooker makeup off of that kid - she looks older than Lindsay and that aint good.
cancan says – reply to this

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her mother, after whoring out one is damaging another bitch!!!!!!!!! lool at lindsay and ALI says she wants to be JUST LIKE HER? idiot, go to school and STFU.
tanya says – reply to this

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FUUUUUUUCKKKKKK YUUUUUCKKKKKKKK
sophie might be first :) says – reply to this

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haggered. shame really.
ooh pickles says – reply to this

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lil lohan looks bad.
Michael Lohan says – reply to this

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I would love to have a threesome with my ex-wife Dina and my daughters Ali and Lindsay! I promise I wouldn't penetrate Ali, she could just suck my balls! Is that wrong???
kasie says – reply to this

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shes aging from all that tanning
Erin says – reply to this

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Ew… i'm sorry, but come on!
HiBo says – reply to this

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dudeee, she's 14?? wtf? that's crazy. but, she's super pretty. i'd say prettier than lindsay…and she does look like the little version of Angie Harmon….damn….that's insane
KATHY FROM TORONTO says – reply to this

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UMM NEITHER OF THEM IS AN ARTIST OF ANY KIND… NOT AN ACTRESS, WRITER, SONGER… WHAT ARE THEY? I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY ARE CELEBS??? ARE THEY FLEAS THAT SUCK OFF THE HOST? LIKE FUCK… IF THE WOMAN PREACHES SHE WANTS A NORMAL FAMILY… STAY HOME… BE NORMAL
Lauren says – reply to this

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Creepy.
bathog says – reply to this

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who are these two?
mary says – reply to this

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girlfriends fug
l a u r a says – reply to this

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14???.
she looks like she's 37.
oh dear.
shame on her mom.
Frank says – reply to this

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She's a pretty girl, but Lindsay is very unique looking, and is really quite etraordinarily beautiful. Her sister just isn't as photogenic. Give it up now honey, and save some pain. You know this anyway.
Katja says – reply to this

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What is the rush to grow up so fast? She's soon going to be a fuck up anyway.
lucy says – reply to this

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wayyyyyyyyyyy too much makeup
her mother should be ashamed of herself.

didnt she learn from her first daughter??????
Jazz says – reply to this

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White Oprah really needs to stop whoring out her kids….
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Ali will be in Rehab along with that chick Miley Cyrus in NO TIME!!
chick says – reply to this

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that chick look really old not a good look lindsay lohan look younger that her
cherry says – reply to this

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whats with this family and fake tan
someone please look after that little girl clearly her parents cant
you think they would be more protective after Lindsay
Big EGO waiting to Happen says – reply to this

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This girl will get the fame she craves and all the corruption and destruction that goes along with it. She'll be doing coke (if she hasn't started already) by the time she's 15 and in rehab by 16. Thanks, MOM!
Sarah says – reply to this

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ok wow
when the page first was loading I thought it was a pic of Jessica and Ashely Simpson eeeek.
but now that the pic is clear, still wow, she's 14 annnnd really loving the biker chic look again I say eeeeek
nelly says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS like L-lo's ugly twin
Kelster says – reply to this

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Dude, im 14, and i do not look that old.
H says – reply to this

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MAN… WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO HAD A MOM THAT DIDNT LET ME WEAR MAKEUP TILL I WAS 16?!?!?!?
________________________________________

No. I was too.

I'm almost 40 and I still do not wear that much makeup.

Someone kick Dina's ass please.
DAKOTA FANNING IS 14!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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Want perspective? DAKOTA FANNING IS 14!!!
Ali looks old enough to be Dakota's mother!
Lilo is also looking middle-aged these days…
Clare fm Manchester says – reply to this

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She should start the botox with immediate effect!
Megan says – reply to this

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holy crapp!! shes the same age as me and she looks old enough to be my cousin's age!
RJII says – reply to this

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she'll have her lips botoxed and fake boobs by 15.
jc says – reply to this

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wow 14?!?! OMG she looked so mature for her age , like shes 40+!
omg! says – reply to this

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omg! omg! FOURTEEEEEEEN?????? OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!
FOURTEEN?????????????
sally says – reply to this

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she's hella ugly.
Christina says – reply to this

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That mom is a pimp - when one gets dried up and old, bring on the new one. She even stands next to the little girl like "look what I have for sale now. Who wants a piece of this pretty, young thing?". Absolutely disgusting.
taylor e. says – reply to this

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whats scary is that this little girl aged 20 years, in 2 years. dayum even lindsay didn't start looking like a 35 year old retired stripper til she was almost 20. what kind of genes do the lady lohans have? thats creepy…i can remember always wanting to look a little older when i was younger, but shit, the lohans are no joke!
Mel314 says – reply to this

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hahaha. . . i showed it to my mom and she thought she was a young looking 30 year old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your mama says – reply to this

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not only does she look as old as her mom.. she has a HUGE neck.. right??? am i the only one who thinks this.. little tiny body w/ like a body builders neck.. lindsey is a huge mess but she's prettier
lauren says – reply to this

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that's not right when your face looks like THAT and your body still looks like that. girl isn't even filled out by any means, which is completely normal for a 14 year old. that shouldn't happen til you're like 17, 18+….the makeup, the hair, and the fake tanning they do on that girl is insane. white oprah is off the chain nowadays…even when lindsay was 14 she still had her red hair, fresh face and freckles
Tyler says – reply to this

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Fuck these nasty skanks. I would not watch Dina " Fake Tan Is you Friend" Lohans show for all of the cash in the world. All of these nasty skanks should just die, or at least go the fuck away. They contribute NOTHING to society, I have never read about them doing a damn thing for charity. Ali is pathetic, and will never be famous for anything other than being that clap infected whore Lindsays sister.
perezito's baby momma says – reply to this

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holy christ 14???? how the hell does a 14 year old look middle aged like this?? frightening
ella ella eeah eeah says – reply to this

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LinZ is @ least kind of cute, this wanna be fame-whore is extremely hideous. She has no talents, I'm sure. She just wants 2 have her pic taken and sign autographs cause "its a really cool feeling." She needs 2 realize she won't amount 2 a dookie booty
cherboy says – reply to this

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i thought she was like 18 but 14 jeez-o!!!!
Rachel says – reply to this

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The Lohan family age fast don't they!
Arnold says – reply to this

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Jailbait!
You oughta know says – reply to this

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Double or nothing !! Momager's a gamblin' gal. And, guess Momager's really pleased with big sis' success in Hollywood and now is time to debut little Sis !! Looks like momager is gonna "try, try again" to pimp her kid out for a paycheck. She and Lynn Spears oughta form "Mom Inc" Talent Agency. And, they need Papa Joe Simpson on their side ! He's done wonders for his kidz !! Maybe Ali can do paid appearances !!! She loves puppies and snowflakes…!
Megan says – reply to this

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She has the same problems with her makeup that her stupid sister does…. NO color on the lips and WAY too much dark blush. Jeez you think they would learn after seeing photos of themselves! WTF?
Lindsay says – reply to this

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this cash coked up cow ..knows that she cannot get much more out of pimping Lindsay..so she will pimp out another kid ..and they call Britney a bad mother
Sophie says – reply to this

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I agree they look like sisters. She looks too old, older than my 20 yr old sister!. TOO OLLLLD.

geeez.
veda says – reply to this

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holy cow are u kidding shes only 14??? crazy! she looks 40!
Jenn says – reply to this

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"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"
"They both look like coked out Long Island housewives!"

Perez, your site is amazing. But THAT (^) was not necessary…
I'm from long island, and it kinda offends me.
Neneh says – reply to this

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Holy shit! She could pass for 26. Easy! And that's not a compliment!
common sense says – reply to this

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AREN'T YOU ALL A BIT TOO OLD TO BE CURSING OUT A 14 YR OLD GIRL. SO SAD
AREN'T YOU ALL A BIT TOO OLD TO BE CURSING OUT A 14 YR OLD GIRL. SO SAD
AREN'T YOU ALL A BIT TOO OLD TO BE CURSING OUT A 14 YR OLD GIRL. SO SAD
AREN'T YOU ALL A BIT TOO OLD TO BE CURSING OUT A 14 YR OLD GIRL. SO SAD
who am i says – reply to this

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i think there mom found a good place to sell them though they make more money this way then just putting them in a whore house