Hello, Daddy!

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1. Chuck the Fuck says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I WISH I WERE PREGNANT WITH HIM EVEN THOUGH I'M A GUY. I WANT HIM TO STICK HIS BIG PETER UP MY ASS!!!! I WANNA RIDE HIM TILL THE MISSISSIPPI COWS COME HOME….I WANT HIM TO MAKE ME SCREAM MAMA MIA! I WANT SOME STRAIGHT GUY TO WALK IN ON US AND STAND THERE STARING AT US IN DISBELIEF WITH HIS MOUTH GAPING LIKE A DEAD FISH

2. Chuck the Fuck says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   MATT'S PEE PEE MAKES ME WEEPY

3. Chuck the Fuck says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I JUST STOLE MY NEIGHBOR'S LAWN GNOME AND I'M SITTING ON IT'S CONE CAP. I'M PETENDING IT'S MATT DAMON

4. Mer says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   WHAT DOES FIRST MEAN?? Someone please tell me….

5. Chuck the Fuck says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I'M GONNA SIT ON MY NEIGHBOR'S LAWN GNOME AND PRETEND IT'S MATT DAMON

6. jimmyjazz says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Re: Mer – #106 IT MEANS THEY'RE BRAGGING BECAUSE THEY ARE ……OR THINK… THEY'RE THE FIRST ONES TO GET THEIR COMMENT POSTED. MOST OF THE TIME THEY MISS FIRST AND IT MAKES THEM LOOK EVEN DUMBER. THEY SIT AROUND WITH THEIR THUMB UP THEIR BUTT MUNCHING ON THE McDONALD CHICKEN WING AND THE DING DONG TRYING TO BE "FIRST" WHILE THEY WAIT FOR THE SHORT BUS TO PICK THEM UP FOR SCHOOL

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   HAHA hahaha are you serious? That's what FIRST means? lol Uh come on now people… Thanks for clarifying JimmyJAZZ .. that is frigin hilarious…

8. Winchell's ghost says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Ah ha. well is he starting with botox also? He had some small things done for sure. I don't think he is handsome at all but he is trying to make something out of his type.

9. PedroHilton says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   DIDNT HE AND BEN AFFLECK HAVE A KID TOGETHER ALSO?

10. PedroHilton says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Chuck the Fuck –
    YOURE DISGUSTING. YOU DESERVE TO HAVE THE SHIT BEATEN OUT OF YOU

11. t cup says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wtf is wrong with you people there is nothing good looking about this man, i know all you gay guys have the hots for this little man ever since he did that silly video, and he has a huge butt which you all love, but i don't believe he is gay. He has a fugly wife,but the ex bartender is not stupid she will get 3 or4 more kids out of matty boy.

12. Celeb Work com says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Met Matt Damon in London and he was arguing with a spanish chica in the lift, very embrassing …. temper temper Matt

13. MINA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    *beep* me, that man is so gorgeous.

14. RimoTheEmo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He looks weird in this pic

15. michelle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    DAMN,THAT IS ONE F#$&ING LUCKY WOMAN!!!!

16. sam says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Mexican/ Argentinian. All the same. Cant stand any of them.

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    I know he's the sexiest man according to the whole world, but hasn't he got a big head though, I mean physically - look at the photo, his eyes are way down his head, like beavis and butthead.

    I never saw his appeal but seeing that Jimmy Kimmel thing shows he's a laugh - and THAT's sexy.

    Congrats

18. Theresa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he is so hot, and look at those blue eyes!

19. Theresa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Saz – Well if you think he's got a big head, his wife has a small one so they balance each other out!

20. Chuck says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He is ok….but his fucken friend Ben….sucks hard
    cocks daily….Obama should bend over while the
    entire usa kick's him in the ass….

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    I think Matts a flaming FAG.Wait till he makes his first 100 million of you cocksuckers then he'll crawl out of the closet and then Oboma and him will retire at the goat farm. Lots of nervous goats would be an understatement. Hillary rocks…around my fat cock..

22. teefah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    did any1 notice how long matt's forehead is compared to the rest of his face?

23. MAMEY SAPOTE EATER says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I smell……. BOTOX… and hotness… yummmmmmmm

    as we say on EBAY A+++++++++++++

24. anjhest says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    What a sexpot. I'd have his baby!

25. sam says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wetbacks are ugly and gross!!! Max must be blind.

26. NHGTIgirl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He really is a looker. I would tap it! LOL

27. Jennifer Gardner says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Too bad he didn't marry white like Ben Affleck. Ben made a much better choice.

28. Shannon says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Awww, congrats to them! I never saw pictures of the first baby, I'm glad they are private about their life.

29. francis says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he is so dam sexy

30. sistermarmalade says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Wow, she's a fertile one. Doesn't she have xtra kids from before Matt too? Keeping her barefoot and pregnant, huh Matt?

31. Kelly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'm having his baby too!

32. Kari says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She better have as many babies as she can to get her $$ secured before he moves on!!

33. ASHLEY says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    do you know if he is filming a new movie and where!?!?!

34. zsa zsa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That's a really nice shirt he's got on.

35. ElenaBelle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Guess thats what happens when your fucking matt damon!

36. PR Diva says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Congrats! Matt's one of the few decent people in Hollywood.

37. Mel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: zsa zsa – Dear Zsa Zsa, you're obviously pretty ugly yourself if you think she's gorgeous… perhaps you need help.

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    Re: Mel – lol I completely agree… anyone who thinks his wife is gorgeous has low standards for beauty. I wonder what she did to nab such a hunk…she must have a great personality..

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    I am carrying his kid too!

40. Latrinique Vespaux says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    matt Damon is GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!

    He was Ben's butt boy for Years, Mary!!!

41. BITTER says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    His wife is busted…..most beards tend to be uglier than their hubbies….

42. kutcher is washed up says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Kutcher show is a rip off of Anna Nicole. He should just go take care of his elderly wife.

43. LUCKYSPIC says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    THAT MEXICAN GREASY LOOKIN SINGLE MOM BARTENDER REALLY GOT THE JACKPOT DIDNT SHE?

    MAYBE I LOOK INTO BARTENDING OR WAITRESSING AND GIVE UP MY 80 GRAND A YEAR JOB . GEEZ

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    People are such idiots here! Talk about superficial! About "shes so ugly" Leaver her you low lifes who like to bring other people down to make themselves feel better. And there are so many racists in here Oh my goodness, you're not racist to me yet I'm so offended! But what more can I expect your annonomously trashing on Perez! And don't say what are you doing here then? I'm reading gossip but there's no reason to be idiotic and racist! And anyway af your so good looking how come you havn't married a celeb like Matt Damon. And don't say we don't want to marry Matt Damon bcuz obviously you don't want to do something you can't! At least Matt Damon is a humane person which some people here are obviously not!
    Back to the point now - Congrats to the great couple - I realllllllly hope its a boy too! And also - Matt Damon is painfully good looking.

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    And also the people who're insulting Zsa Zsa by saying she must be pretty ugly herself - the same could be said to you because it's easy to trash annonomously online! And I obviously havn't seen you so can't judge about how you look on the outside but you're the most hideous person on the inside! You can't even respect someone's opinion on beauty! Im disgusted!

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    You wona talk about a large forhead look at angelina joliee

47. Mar says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    what the fuck do you know about us??? i'm argentinian and we are not the same as mexicans, we both have good and bad things….but what could you know?? your from the US, that means you're ignorant….you don't have any idea about anything that doesn't have to do with the US. you believe you own the world. Please!!