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Is It Presumptuous To Think This Is About Us?

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Dear John,

Thanks for this lovely message you sent us.

We'll always have that one night at Stereo two years ago!

You know….

xoxo

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136 comments to “Is It Presumptuous To Think This Is About Us?”

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  1. Jen says – reply to this


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    Woo Hoo!

  2. yvonne says – reply to this


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    meeeeeee

  3. Jesse Ventura says – reply to this


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    805 love…

  4. samantha says – reply to this


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    I dont get it….. at all

  5. JL says – reply to this


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    wooooooo

  6. emily says – reply to this


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    ohhhh k

  7. XXXX says – reply to this


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    GO BRITS

  8. PE says – reply to this


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    Crapola

  9. sasha says – reply to this


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    WHAT IS THIS?

  10. bob says – reply to this


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    what does the video have to do with it?

  11. alex says – reply to this


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    First loves it great wtf??

  12. Lala says – reply to this


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    The douchebag is to much of a tool to be gay.

  13. Kirsten says – reply to this


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    what the hell was that? haha

  14. brainchild says – reply to this


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    No, PPZ, it's about us, the anonymus people who post at ridiculous hours, and laugh and get mad at all this shizzz.

  15. spookie-doo says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!! WOOHOO!!!

  16. hj..kkgh says – reply to this


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    wtf>?

  17. Me says – reply to this


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    What the Hell?

  18. krystina says – reply to this


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    fourth. what does that even mean?

  19. mep says – reply to this


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    didnt get it…

  20. Treesha says – reply to this


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    Oh My Goodness.

  21. CONFUSED says – reply to this


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    I don't get it! Explain

  22. I wonder says – reply to this


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    What Japanese website is he talking about???

  23. West Village says – reply to this


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    FIRST!! I LOVE MILEY!!!! EVERYONE LISTEN TO "LEAVIN" BY JESSE MCCARTNEY… SO HOT!! XOXO ZANESSA FOREVER!!

  24. cgeees says – reply to this


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    What?????

  25. Lisa says – reply to this


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    wtf?
    that doesn't even make sense

  26. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Dumb!!!

  27. asd says – reply to this


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    Eh.

  28. sas says – reply to this


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    yes it is presumptuopus

  29. AnaLovesMusicians says – reply to this


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    Is that bear on the right bashing in the face of a smaller bear?

  30. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Umm I don't get it

  31. Shena says – reply to this


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    WTF? First…ish?

  32. wink says – reply to this


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    third

  33. imogen says – reply to this


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    lol thats funny!

  34. helen says – reply to this


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    Ohhh Perez + John Mayer. Do expand on this further Perezy baby.

  35. kadie says – reply to this


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    Uh, what just happened there?…

  36. i love money says – reply to this


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    this was a gay video

  37. barbra says – reply to this


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    please don't stop the music? Perhaps it's because Perez only took 24 hours to start blogging again. Perhaps John missed it too.

  38. LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this


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    HUH??? I'M confused!! You need to explain more…

  39. Erin says – reply to this


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    Did you give a bear a bj Perez?????

  40. Mary Beth says – reply to this


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    will someone please explain this?

  41. Me says – reply to this


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    I don't get it.. could someone explain?

  42. sirel says – reply to this


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    dont get it! EXXXXXXXPLAIN

  43. Id*E*ots says – reply to this


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    Rihanna Please Don't Stop The Music John Mayer Brute Strength Good Listener Perfect Man

    DUh! Read the damn tags 4 the message. ^

  44. jlaps says – reply to this


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    what in the worlddd is this?

  45. LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this


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    According to John Mayer's youtube webpage, it says:

    "A very secret message to a very special person…. (more)
    Added: March 08, 2008
    A very secret message to a very special person. You know who you are, babe. I'm sure I could call you to tell you this, but I might as well wait until you stumble on this blog I write tucked deep inside a Japanese language website."

  46. Kelly says – reply to this


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    I don't get it either.

  47. natasha says – reply to this


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    Oh my god, those are Relax bears in a toy catcher machine in Japan!!!!!! I love those bears!!!

  48. sher says – reply to this


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    HUH??? Don't get it. What is this?

  49. A says – reply to this


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    I hope JM isn't slowly going insane…

  50. Olives says – reply to this


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    Pretzels, WTF????

  51. GET A CLUE says – reply to this


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    Perez wrote: DEAR JOHN…
    The "owner" of this video is JOHN MAYER and he wrote:
    A very secret message to a very special person. You know who you are, babe. I'm sure I could call you to tell you this, but I might as well wait until you stumble on this blog I write tucked deep inside a Japanese language website…

  52. hahaha. says – reply to this


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    if you're a true mayer fan then you get this.

    if not, then you're a fuckin idiot b/c anybody should be able to figure this one out.

  53. sher says – reply to this


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    Is the blue bear getting h**d? I think I get it now. HMMMMM……

  54. SB says – reply to this


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    Is that big bear making the little bear give him head?!? Was John Mayer real drunk at Stereo?!? Are you a big bear Perez?!? Making various connections… Hmm…

  55. Babs says – reply to this


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    LMFAO!! so CUTE:)

  56. Laury says – reply to this


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    What the…??????? What is this about?

  57. shiabouffe says – reply to this


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    i want to run my tongue all over john mayers body. he is so cute and sexy.
    perez is fat and mushy like old woman or fat stuffed teddy bear.
    perez is ugly and has diarrea a lot from all the bad food he eat.

  58. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Perez blocks us from sending each other links!

    sigh,
    well, since his site is dull, entertain yourselves. Go to Youtube, and type in
    Conan O'Brien HD.. it's HILARIOUS.

  59. Super Mario says – reply to this


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    Oh Perez. You shit stirrer. Weren't you at Stereo with John and Jess on New Years?

    Please don't try and make us believe it was anything else. But nice try with the 'Conspiracy Corner' 'Gay Gay' tags.

    *Please don't stop the music*

  60. Bunny k says – reply to this


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    For all the haters on perezhilton-if you don't like him stay off his web page key word being his web page……………..Dumbass

  61. kat says – reply to this


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    has anyone else noticed that no one ever understands perez's "jokes"??
    they're supposed to be inside jokes with us, the readers, and no one is getting them… perez i don't know who you're trying to cater to but try directing stuff towards your readers once in a while!

  62. Heather says – reply to this


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    Perez, get your head out of your ass, I'm sure John Mayer has tons of other things to do than dedicate a video to your fat ass.

  63. Ding DIng says – reply to this


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    Don't y'all get it?

    'Please don't stop the music'. Perez has always spoken more about John's private affairs instead of his music. I think the bear smaking the smaller bears head onto the floor is John smacking Perez face into the floor (…where it belongs).

  64. Jess says – reply to this


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    Perez I hope you didn't hook up with John Mayer, you are WAY too cute for him, and you are a much better blogger!

  65. okkkk says – reply to this


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    Re: Jess

    oh yea. since perez puts sooooo much thought into his blogs.

    fuckin idiot.

  66. assface says – reply to this


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    you're a dick. reporting on yourself. no one cares about you. dick munch. :)

  67. nessa says – reply to this


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    haha i dont get it.. but its funny. those bears r cute

  68. Christine says – reply to this


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    Perez,
    Please explain this!
    What does this mean?!?!

  69. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    I WISH HE'D SEND ME A VIDEO. JOHN MAYOR IS A NICE PACKAGE OF YUMMY

  70. what? says – reply to this


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    i still dont get it, can someone explain this shiz in lehman's terms for me?

  71. Tim says – reply to this


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    Perhaps this is all part of the new ashton kutcher show Pop Fiction?????????

  72. stoju says – reply to this


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    huh? wtf? WHAT? WHAT? im totally in the dark about this vid… but its coolio iglesias

  73. me says – reply to this


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    Tim gets it

  74. Kimberly says – reply to this


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    lol…

    Sarcasm at its best

  75. ava says – reply to this


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    GLOOMY BEAR ROCKS!!!!!!!

  76. Ellie says – reply to this


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    LOL@people confused xD

  77. ashley mmmm says – reply to this


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    ummm…..WTF? i dont understand at ALL. someone please explain?

  78. jmfan says – reply to this


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    This is why I love John Mayer so much! He is such a smartass.

  79. LehLeh says – reply to this


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    WTF WAS THAT…?

  80. sir says – reply to this


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    ITS FUNNY CUZ SOME PPL PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT
    THET ALL LIKE "hahaha its funny, or, yeah good "

    U DUMB NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IS THIS ABOUT SO U BETTA SHUT THE HELL UP

  81. al;jfkfh says – reply to this


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    I dont get it

  82. shizdoodles says – reply to this


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    OMG, Don't y'all get it??? It's a message from John Mayer explaining the meaning of life! The yellow bear represents deep spiritual understanding, that's why he's so chill. The big bear represents Buddha, while the little blue bear is engaging in walking meditation. The white bear in the back is standing still because he's already enlightened. The music is the sound of one bear clapping. Duh!

  83. ane says – reply to this


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    yayyyyyy write more about mr mayer!! and jessica simpson!!!!!!

  84. Silvia says – reply to this


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    This is in response to all the stupid people who took the "Dear Ex," thing seriously, if you read the blog he sarcastically stated that since he uses his blog to send messages to people in his personal life this was for someone special. It's dripping with sarcasm, and i love it.

  85. Eric says – reply to this


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    this latest blog by mayer - check out the full blog with the video and text on his honeyee website (http://blog.honeyee.com/john/) - is making fun of the fact that people read johns previous blog, the "ex-lover" one, and manipulated its intentions and said it was specifically directed towards one person. hence the video saying "please dont stop the music", cuz apparently people spend more effort misinterpreting his blogs than his music. the ex-lover blog was not directed towards any one person, if you read it, you'll notice how the ps. in that mock letter says "if you need me, you know where to find me", as in even though he just told his make believe lover to fuck off the whole letter, he ends it with leaving the door open for the person to come back. its about how crazy love can be, that you can hate and love a person at the same time and you think, in mayers words,"I wish you were here so I could tell you to leave" instead, people played it up for press saying it was about jessica. no, it wasnt, he doesnt use blogs to relay messages to specific people, and thats what he was saying with his latest blog with this attached video. and perez, yes it is presumptuous to say this blog was about you.

  86. hilary says – reply to this


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    o_O……Do i even want to know the message behind this?

  87. Me says – reply to this


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    Re: shizdoodles
    Fucking hilarious!!

  88. mel says – reply to this


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    wat the ??

  89. Senor Don Gato says – reply to this


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    Re: brainchild

    I gotta agree with brainchild lol

  90. erica says – reply to this


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    perez im sorry but im madly in love with john mayer so even though i dont really get the video i gotta love it! its kind of funny anyway hahah

  91. erica says – reply to this


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    besides maybe its about rihanna since its her song and all?

  92. mrmoses says – reply to this


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    Bjork

  93. michelle says – reply to this


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    ahahhahha loooveee this and him. touche mayer

    A Very Personal Message To A Certain Someone
    March 09, 2008

    If there's anything my fans know, it's that I love using my blog to communicate directly to certain people in my personal life. Call it one of celebrity's great perks. Who can forget such entries as "Please Pick Up More Yoplait" and "Hey Gary, Good Workout"?

    thats on his blog on honeeyeee. it's just sarcasm getting back at his previous posts since the press made crazy assumptions about it.

  94. I Don't Get It... says – reply to this


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    It look like all the bears are gay & having sex together.

  95. Crystal says – reply to this


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    I'm mostly interested in John's personal life. I don't care for his music.

  96. Sim says – reply to this


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    Re: samantha – Me too, but i like the bear on the left.

  97. knowitall says – reply to this


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    Re: hahaha. – If you're so smart than why don't you explain what hell he's referring to? You probably don't know.

  98. theheartoflife says – reply to this


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    Perez and John have great humor! Love them!

  99. just wondering says – reply to this


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    Is Jessica Simpson still calling him?

  100. very confused with what this means? says – reply to this


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    I am sooooooooooo lost with this one

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