Not Getting Married!
Filed under: George Clooney
He better have a good pre-nup!
According to British reports, George Clooney and Sarah Larson are engaged!
We wouldn't be surprised if this report is indeed true. Sarah got to go with George as his date to the Oscars this year. She was the first woman to be invited to walk the red carpet with Clooney!
Surprisingly, the two have made their relationship last for almost a year now.
Sarah met George on the clock in Vegas. She was his waitress. He's said to like the waitresses. A lot.
Update:
Clooney's publicist just sent us the following email.
"No truth to any element of the engagement story, which originated in an Italian newspaper as announced by some restaurant owner. (I am wondering out loud who would be benefit from such a story….duh)"
[Image via WENN.]
No effin way!!!
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gross
They're going to make some really beautiful babies!!!
he's too good looking for marriage!!
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yay!! im glad it her! someone who is down to earth and shit. Im glad its not some celebrity bitch.
Nice.
not true…and she's not the only woman to 'walk the red carpet with Clooney'
Karen Duffy to the Emmy's years ago. Celine Balitran to the Emmy's and Golden Globes for years…Lisa Snowden to the premiere of Ocean's 12 in Hollywood. The only gf he never too anywhere was that skank Krista Allen
Only 1 year?
He'd better draw up a Pre-Nup asap!
Waitresses make the best beards because they are use to taking orders and doing what the dining host asks! Besides, the pay of being a beard is a lot better than being a waitress.
Good for George. Now he'll have cover when he's slamming Malario's ass in some seedy bathroom in Vegas.
5th!
She hit the JACKPOT!!!
big whoop. its a cinderella story. it only happens if ur skinny.
The Chick is not his……
I hear he is a big HOMO!!!!!!
perhaps he should hook up with Perezzz ..;O)
Awwwwwww……. I'm glad he won't grow old alone.
For those of you who might think she's a golddigger, c'mon — How could anyone NOT be in love with George Clooney? It's not like he's an old geezer who's hideous except for his cash.
NOOOO!!!!!!!
shes pretty!!! 5th!
Good for them, I wish them all the happiness in the world.
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But if this was a famous actress, say, Jennifer Anniston or Britney Spears, who was getting married to a waiter, everyone would be commenting, "Oh she's such a loser, oh that's so pathetic, he's such a downgrade from Brad Pitt" etc etc. I've seen it a hundred times on these blogs. A rich guy can marry a poor girl, that's fine. A successful woman gets with a poor guy, and it's like, "He's using her, he's beneath her, she can do better," etc etc.
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Kind of weird.
how typical!!!!! he dated that other chick on and off for years, but this one he settles down with. she must be FURIOUS!!!
its about time he got married. but really, I'm in shock, never thought he would do it. I think she's a very pretty girl, but not beautiful, imo.
Ha! If that's true, I guess he owes Michelle Pfeiffer $100.000 now (as you might remember, they made a bet about him getting married).
I hope this girl isn't as dumb as she looked at the Oscar-red carpet, otherewise this won't last long…Maybe she was just star-struck…
fuck off….
NO!!! I can't believe he'd go off the market
i could understand if she'd do it for the money.
not if its because she really likes that grandpa.
Doesn't he have a bet with someone
that he'd never get married,
or he has to pay up?
I loved that he said he's only gay-gay, not gay-gay-gay! Good for her, she's cute, not too beautiful which makes her even more appealing, if you ask me. Which you didn't but you know what I mean.
WOW!!!!! SHE HAS CERTAINLY HIT THE JACKPOT!!!! WELL DONE SARAH!!!
George Clooney is a famed 47 year old high school graduate and is world reknown to have been publically told to shut up at the UN by Russia and France. Hilarious because he is uneducated trying to lecture world leaders.
Elton John was once married to a female too but the lack luster Clooney career needs publicity and this "marriage" will do the job. Remember the Pam Anderson marriages…
Colour me jealous.
CLOONEY HAS SAID REPEATEDLY THAT HE PREFERS DATING ORDINARY NON-HOLLYWOOD TYPES SO THIS DOESN'T SURPRISE ME. I'M GUESSING THOUGH THAT HE'S MARRYING HER CAUSE SHE TAKES IT IN THE ASS OR HE ACCIDENTALLY PULLED OUT TOO LATE. AND YES, CLOONEY WILL HAVE A PRE-NUP BUT LIKE ALL THE WHORES WHO MARRY CELEBS, SHE'LL HAVE A BUNCH OF BABIES SO THAT THE CHILD SUPPORT AND ALIMONY KEEP HER FROM HAVING TO EARN A LIVING ON HER OWN.
"I'm gay gay" must have been pushing it too!
smells like damage control.
George if you came out I would still swoon………..
This is probably part of that new show on E! to fuck with the paparazzi.
Who knows? Maybe she enjoys watching two men screw each other. I know my beard..err I mean my wife does.
Re: Grace E. – JEALOUS MUCH? THAT 47 YO HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA MAKES A GAZILLION MORE DOLLARS ANNUALLY THAN THAT BA DEGREE YOU GOT AT YOUR LOCAL STATE COLLEGE. HAVE FUN WORKING TO PAY DOWN THOSE STUDENT LOANS FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS.
WHY WAITRESSES AND WHY HER….AM BUSTING MY ASS TO GET A FINANCE DEGREE AND HE IS ONLY INTERESTED IN WAITRESSES…HOW FUCKING LAME…..
Re: Watch the double standard –
sooooooo trueeee! what a lucky bitch tho.. from a waitress to george clooney's fiance
Why the fuck couldn't he come into the dump I work at and fall in love with me??? I look just as good as that one! Wrong place, wrong time. Story of my fucking life! I get Tommy Lee's old decrepid STD ass in my place, go figure! Well, good for her I would've jumped on that shit fast!!! Buh bye nightclub, helloooooo good life. I'm so jealous!
VERY NICE !
She is nowhere as pretty as M.Clooney.
But I guess she will do ok,for my future boyfriend,until he comes to my resturant and I wait on him,I am a full service kind of gal,,hey maybe she is too.
GOOD LUCK
pop fiction
Re: Grace E. – i suspect if i did a survey asking americans would they rather be rich, handsome, admired and talented george clooney, high school graduate or fat, bloated single mother working in a call center with her college degree who spends all day on gossip sites hating on people who did more in life with less education ( sound familiar? this would be you!) , i'm sure the results would come back that your life sucks therefore your bitterness is understandable. admit it, you don't even like being you. i contacted clooney for a comment about your insecure rant but he was too busy banging that fine bitch, rolling around in a bed of money and living the fabulous life to even ponder the point of your existence.
She is an ugly money-hungry fame whore.
Don't do it George!!
Remember Heather Mills!!!
Re: FUCK OFF – maybe he isn't interested in money hungry whores and let's face it……no one gets a finance degree just for the fun of it. nothing screams "money hungry whore" like a finance major. try sucking dick on wall street. maybe they'll have you.
fairytale-ish. she ain't bad looking anyways.
Actually Grace E didn't even earn a GED, the stupid bitch is so jealous.
I'm not buying it.
I figured he would be a bachelor for the rest of his life!
Lucky bitch!!!
LMAO!! Grace E is a disgrace. I bet she's fat and lonely.
if he marries, this will be the end of his career…..
Good for her.
Finally, George is getting married again! I can't believe he hasn't been married all these years. I think he's a great catch. He's really funny and he's a nice guy. She's lucky. Congrats to them
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Re: FUCK OFF – maybe he isn't interested in money hungry whores and let's face it……no one gets a finance degree just for the fun of it. nothing screams "money hungry whore" like a finance major. try sucking dick on wall street. maybe they'll have you.
BETCH I WASNT TALKING TO U BETCH….WHAT DOES MY MAJOR HAVE TO DO WITH MY PERSONALITY…..WHORE U DONT KNOW ME….SHIT-HUNK…..TELL ME WAT IS UR MAJOR AND I CAN JUDGE WHAT U R LIKE…FUCKING DIPSHIT!
I think Clooney is just yanking everyone's chain. He is probably part of Ashton's new prank show. Kind of funny this comes out after his "gay, gay" interview in Esquire. Is it just me or do these two look a like?
Now that people start to calling him " gay, gay, gay" Now he is getting married, hmm
I wondering this is a cover up?
At least she's not a bonafide fag like white haired Anderson Cooper of CNN puke.
Yep, remember Céline Balitran… she became a 2nd rated so called star in France for a moment…
You people should get your facts straight. George was already married once to Talia Balsam for four years. He had another long term relationship after that and several girlfriends along the way. Your comments about him being a life long bachelor or gay are just so ridiculous and childish.
George is not some nasty feces eating queer!!!! Why don't all of you fat fag hags and butt pirates STFU already! Why do all of you queers get angry when you see beautiful, wonderful straight couples together?
I am glad he found someone "normal"….I think it is great. It is romantic that she was the first lady to walk the red carpet with him. Perez, you will never know real love!! You need to stop hating on them. They look really happy. Congrats!!
I love George!!!! So freakin sexxxyyyy!!!!
GOOD FOR HIM FINDING LOVE WITH A NORMAL WOMAN! CONGRATS!
fuck no! shes so ugly! well if he does marry this beast it s because HE is so good looking and she IS QUITE THE beast—
she was on a reality show!!!!!!!
AND YOU KELLI ARE QUITE THE UGLY FAT FAG HAG MENTIONED ABOVE.
No way is he getting married. She's cute and all, but they've been dating LESS than a year….Jigga please
Ok, who does she look like???? Is it a cleaned up version of the girl from Showgirls, or Ashley (sp) Judd????? I'm trying to put my finger on it.
That Rock Hudson is soooo hot. That phony marriage will fool some but not most! he must barf when he even smells her vag!
Get your facts straight. Although she was a waitress, she was not working the night she met George
Why does the media constantly harp on this prick getting married? Why in God's name would anyone want to marry this pompous ass?
Clooney likes them young and dumb. Any woman with an IQ over 100 and with life experience would show him up. Obviously, georiepoos ego couldn't take that.
he'll cheat on her. She's not that pretty. He's hot
He used to walk the red carper A LOT with his blond french waitress girlfriend Celine Belitran(sp). He was with her for a few years and she was very visible with him. She lived with him and his pig.
GEORGE IS A MANS, MAN… JUST FUCK EM AND LEAVE THEM…. WE JUST PROMISE TO MARRY YOUR DUMB ASSES SO WE CAN GET THE POOH DUM CRUMM DUMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: FUCK OFF – MY MAJOR IS OWNING DUMB ASSES LIKE YOU. OF COURSE YOU WEREN'T "TALKING TO ME". IT'S A BOARD, NOT A TELEPHONE HONEY. BUT YOU'RE RIGHT, YOUR "MAJOR" MAY NOT CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE A DOUCHE BUT YOUR REPLY JUST DID. YOUR FUTURE'S SO BRIGHT, I GOTTA WEAR SHADES.