One Night In Austin

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Expect the unexpected at our big concert in Austin this Saturday.

We are having a wide variety of artists perform, including the Smell Yo Dick girl!!!

YES, bitches. Riskay is performing at our One Night in Austin event.

And anything is possible!

Smell Yo Dick is an anthem. We even made this video inspired by it.

Riskay will be joining Robyn and other artists to be announced this week at our inaugural Perez Hilton Presents: One Night in Austin event.

Enjoy Smell Yo Dick below. And then CLICK HERE to check out more songs from Riskay.

If you are press or industry, click here to apply for credentials for our One Night in Austin event.

For our Perezcious readers, click here for your chance to win tix!

    Posted: Mar 10, 2008 at 3:14 pm / Email this  »

    165 comments to “One Night In Austin”

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    1. andie says – reply to this


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      first riskay!

    2. msavvv says – reply to this


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      ewwww

    3. FIRSTA says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    4. alex says – reply to this


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      haha thats rubbish with a capital rub

    5. marcella says – reply to this


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      lmfaooo wtf kinda songg iss thatt??? nice video perezz lmaoo i coodnt stop lafingg lol

    6. fifty? says – reply to this


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      fifty?

    7. dirkdiggler says – reply to this


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      first sugarbooger

    8. di says – reply to this


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      first

    9. she-ra says – reply to this


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      ew shes nassssssssssssssty. Slut.

    10. bindi says – reply to this


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      eww is that a man?

    11. hader says – reply to this


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      Uglay

    12. Lauren says – reply to this


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      :s

    13. sam says – reply to this


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      HAHHA I just drooolleeed from laughing so hard. p-nasty that video was fucking so funny. OMG u are so off I love it!!! ** let me smell yo dick. the hand gestures and nose sniffing had me rolling

    14. r says – reply to this


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      SO JEALOUS!

    15. Christina says – reply to this


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      she is seriously FUG and nasty.

    16. She she says – reply to this


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      Who is this and why should we care?

    17. Michael says – reply to this


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      I LOVE THIS SONG! I wanna suck my boyfriends dick now! Omg it smells sooo good btw..i love the smell of his dick! :) No joke haha..His armpits smell amazing toO!

    18. NASTYWASTYBEEEEEOTCH says – reply to this


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      Pardon me for saying this but…eeeeewwwwe! I'd rather wash laundry…

    19. mike says – reply to this


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      Tha shit!!!!!!!!! Still mad crazy about SANTOGOLD, you may have a talent at this perez, now let me suck your cock

    20. denice says – reply to this


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      ewwwww! smell your own dick bitch! she fugly as hell!!!

    21. Daniella says – reply to this


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      THAT SHIT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!! OMG I COULD NOT BELIEVE MY EARS! THAT SONG MADE ME LAUGH SOOOOO HARD

    22. Quagmire says – reply to this


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      Who is Austin and why only one night? ;-)

    23. devin says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHa i lovveddd this songggg… it's hilarious & so true

    24. heather hill says – reply to this


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      God I love Riskay! That's some ghetto fabulous shit! I hope I win!! I live in Austin and unlike most of these douchebags, I LOVE SXSW. Hope to see you around again this year Perez!

    25. Dez says – reply to this


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      That song is HILARIOUS! I can't believe she actually made a song about that!

    26. Nikki says – reply to this


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      ***************************************************************
      AWWWWWW poor Perez! If you are booking 'talent' such as Smell Yo Dick, you can't get anybody good, huh? SAD!!!!!!!
      ***************************************************************

    27. ashley says – reply to this


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      hahaha! this shit is funny. my favorite part is "dont make me pull out my knife"

    28. Marissa says – reply to this


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      That's DISCUSTING!

    29. lou says – reply to this


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      you should post music more often! xx

    30. cunta kinte says – reply to this


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      SONG!!!??? are you fucking kidding me???? This disgusting trash doesnt sing???!!!! Shes ghetto trash! The current state of the American music scene is FUCKED!!

    31. jen says – reply to this


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      STUPID. who even wants to go to this crap concert?

    32. Londoner says – reply to this


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      That woman should be ashamed of herself.

    33. melinda says – reply to this


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      Slapper. Shit music too.

    34. Oy! says – reply to this


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      "Smell Yo Dick" as an anthem is sad and pathetic–and not in the least bit funny, interesting or creative. Too bad, because I thought you were better then that.

    35. Tina says – reply to this


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      hahaha so funny but soo true. Yeah if i suspect my bf of cheating i will say let me smell your dick.

    36. Cyrus Rae Dong Chong says – reply to this


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      Umm OMG!!!! Seriously that song is on a whole nother level…no but really I think she is like the pinacle of fashion and design and culture. No really, she is like teh next great American Superstar…(AS IF!)

    37. E317 says – reply to this


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      How disgusting…that woman is absolutely repulsive.

    38. Toufas says – reply to this


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      thats a retarded video inspired by a retarded song….
      also you can see the morons with their "first" posts here.

    39. MaryBzzDa1 says – reply to this


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      Perez come to H-Town!!!!! Houston partys better than any other city in TEXAS!!!!

    40. CrystalBlue says – reply to this


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      This sorry excuse for a woman is why there are stereotypes still persistant today. P.A.T.H.E.T.I.C.

    41. CrystalBlue says – reply to this


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      Where can I write her directly so that I can personally tell her how badly she sucks?

    42. Evan says – reply to this


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      What a SKANKY Black WHORE!!!

    43. Freya says – reply to this


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      Dicks stink. I won't even get into the stench of male butt & balls!

    44. candy says – reply to this


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      wow…. this song is crap. how gross.

    45. baber says – reply to this


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      Perez-that was fricking hilarious!!

    46. baber says – reply to this


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      Perez-that was fricking hilarious!! I loved it at the end when you start laughing!

    47. Mary says – reply to this


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      The song is funny, but what the fuck is wrong with that picture? She looks like a ghetto crack ho with downs syndrome.

    48. heygirlhey says – reply to this


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      omg i thought i was the only one who heard this song!

      that bitch is out of controlllll lol

    49. JayLah says – reply to this


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      THE MUSIC INDUSTRY HAS REACHED AN ALL TIME LOW. NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE MUSIC AND NO ONE CARES TO TAKE RISKS. ITS ALL ABOUT WHATS GONNA MAKE A BUCK. THE MORE PERVERTED THE BETTER CAUSE ITS GONNA SELL JUST CAUSE ITS TABOO. WHEN WILL GREAT BANDS COME BACK LIKE THE STONES,ZEPPELIN,FLOYD? FUCK,EVEN 90s MUSIC WAS BETTER.

      PS- ALL THE POP "MUSIC" U POST SUCKS PEREZ.

    50. jayyjayy says – reply to this


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      awsome perez! feed into the stereotype of the typical black female. couldn't have captured a money grubbing male obsessed video girl any better. way to go.

    51. 50 Cent says – reply to this


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      I likes the duet withj Jacko

    52. dina o says – reply to this


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      Wow! another ghetto nasty skank with a positive message! Which is be a whore and show off our nasty ass!

    53. Furevil says – reply to this


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      I remember this. It was like breaking my virgin ears along time ago. Does anyone remember easye? God, that was dirty too.

    54. anna says – reply to this


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      am i the only one who noticed she sounds alot like Monica?

    55. che says – reply to this


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      what the absolute FUCK is that song???! What a stupid fucking girl with a stupid fucking song..how was that even allowed to be made. Its disgusting. Its America

    56. bunny says – reply to this


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      OMG LOL She is soooooooo Fugly hahaha

    57. music snob says – reply to this


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      This song is an absolute slap in the face to the music industry. What a waste of space this "artist" is and her music. Lame.

    58. kj says – reply to this


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      oh my god that song is hilarious your video was a little scary but you still make me laugh out loud!!!! cheered up my day thanks!

    59. NATALIE says – reply to this


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      SHES GROSS… THEN PPL WANNA KNO WHY PEOPLE SAY MUSIC IS GARBAGE THESE DAYS

    60. SamiJo says – reply to this


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      Is that Ms. Jay from ANTM???????????

    61. Geminat.com says – reply to this


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      common trash.

    62. Guffaw! says – reply to this


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      Classy. I thought rich people were supposed to be classy.

    63. wtf??? says – reply to this


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      seriously? this is a real song?? it's not a joke??

    64. dina o says – reply to this


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      Another sorry nigro making the black community look bad and trashy….When is it going to stop?

    65. FAW Q says – reply to this


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      NASTY FUCKING HO

    66. jaci says – reply to this


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      The funniest things is she thinks that cracked out face she's making is sexy!! LOL

    67. Tim says – reply to this


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      that is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. I just threw up in my mouth!

    68. lala* says – reply to this


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      Ummm-smell yo dick??
      Shes a hoe, and i know tht,
      and i never even heard of tht
      H0E!!

    69. k says – reply to this


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      The pic is so damn tacky and slutty. She looks like a crackwhore

    70. Stop says – reply to this


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      PEREZ:

      Do two things…

      1 - Start posting music that takes talent to create. Smell Yo Dick is fucking trash. Warner is making a huge mistake.
      2 - Proofread please. You're a big timer now. Show it.

    71. Jacquie says – reply to this


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      Please pick me to win tickets!! Pretty please. I love Perez =)

    72. frac says – reply to this


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      mrs spitzer's new anthem

    73. I love her says – reply to this


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      That is SO going to ROCK. I wish I could be there. :)

    74. SMELLS LIKE RADIOHEAD AND NIN says – reply to this


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      AND YOU'VE GOT NERVE TO DIS RADIOHEAD AND NIN; YET YOU LIKE SOMETHING WITH THE TITLE OF SMELL YO DICK…… THIS COUNTRY IS GOING TO HELL.

    75. TJ says – reply to this


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      she looks like LaFonda from Napolean Dynamite

    76. grace says – reply to this


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      THIS SONG IS SOOOO SUTPID!!!! who the hell would buy something like that…crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    77. stephanie says – reply to this


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      wow…classy song…

    78. africanqueen says – reply to this


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      Re: Evan – u weak albino beast; that we cast out of our tribe;

    79. dj mbm says – reply to this


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      that shit is nastier that khia's my neck my back

    80. caroaber says – reply to this


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      Who is this broad, and could she be any more obvious?

    81. geimi says – reply to this


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      WTF?! this isn't music.

    82. radioheadROCKS! says – reply to this


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      Perez, what the fuck? you post this lame ass excuse for music on your website, but then call Radiohead irrelevant..ARE YOU CRAZY? or just deaf?

      I'll continue reading your website, but i'll never take any of your music choices seriously if this is the music your portraying as up and coming and worth listening to. fuck this ho, Radiohead is the shit.

    83. bwaahahahahah says – reply to this


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      thats some fucked up song…the current state of music is laughable. can i smell yo dick…hahahaha

    84. max says – reply to this


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      does anyone not see how music like this is such an obvious continuation of minstrelsy?

    85. Are YOU a racist? says – reply to this


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      Re: dina o – Okay. Honestly people. If people see one black person singing a song like this and generalize to an entire race — then they are the ones who are hopeless. How many normal black people do you want to see? If you want to see them, they are all over the place - just like there are normal whites, asians, hispanics/latinos, etc. It's what YOU want to see people. Anyone who would be dumb enough to believe any type of people are bad or low-class or unfit to 'be' — well, GOD help you… thank God judgment isn't passed until the end of our days - there's still time for you to redeem yourselves.

    86. Nadia says – reply to this


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      Hope your carreer never goes up but really down. It is disgusting how you represent music. You are so ugly.

      And seriously Perez who would go to hear a bitch sing and her nasty songs?

      People are getting so retarded it's unbelievable. Do you want kids to be little hoes if they hear your fucking songs?

    87. khrushchev says – reply to this


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      though I'm going to SXSW, as I am an Austin native and it's pretty much required to go at least once, I am def. DEF staying as far away from P.Sizzle as possible. Esp. with "riskay" that's just an embarrassment to the city. SERIOUSLY.

    88. Mystic says – reply to this


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      NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is one ugly fugly (I will not address her as a woman)
      Perez stick with what you started with….celebrity gossip. You have gone off the deep end with your music promotions. You are going to lose all you have worked for…..people are going to leave you big guy.

    89. adolf says – reply to this


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      the creative soul of todays black artist is truly something to be cherished. what a shining example of taste and class. this song should be played in our schools and churches so it may uplift and improve us. in one fell sweep all of the stereotypes that the public holds about black folk have been swept away. moving.

    90. dina o says – reply to this


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      Re: Are YOU a racist? – no i'm not racist. I'd say the same thing about anyone that would put themselves out there like that. in fact this woman is not only disgracing her own race, but women in general.

    91. te says – reply to this


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      This song was on 89X in detroit a few weeks ago. They were playinging it all morning (they just thought it was sooo funny.) Then they asked listeners to call in and tell them if they really do this as a test to see if a man is cheating. A ton of women called in and said they actually do this (or have done it) to see if a guy is cheating. I guess you can smell if he's cheating and also they said if it smells too clean that means he just cleaned up (still cheating.) So guys I guess all you cheaters are out of luck now that the word is out on the street how to check if you been cheating. HAAA HAAA HAAA (and EWWW)

    92. lapucci2001 says – reply to this


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      OK, that was probably the funniest thing I've seen in a long time…Perez singing along with that amazingly funny, sad, scary, terrible, yet somehow catchy, trainwreck of a song. THANK YOU, Perez!

    93. lene says – reply to this


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      lmao!

    94. ANTM says – reply to this


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      HEY LOOK ITS MISS JAY!!!!!!

    95. YUCK says – reply to this


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      What a disgusting, trashy, ghetto girl.

      I can't believe people like this actually put songs out there like SMELL YO DICK. That is just the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. Why do black people have to be so fucking nasty all the time?? Just looking at her picture makes me want to take a shower. DIRTY NASTY TRASHY GROSS GHETTO WHORE.

    96. CW says – reply to this


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      Ummm…Please ignore my e-mail request for a ticket…if this is who you are bringing, I would rather stay home. How you think this passes for the caliber of music at SXSW is beyond me.

    97. pickle pie says – reply to this


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      is that new york's mom? what an ugly, ghetto bitch

    98. ghett-HOE says – reply to this


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      mommy, why is that ugly man wearing pink underpants?

    99. africanqueen says – reply to this


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      Re: YUCK – U Diseased bacteria infested neanderthal. TAKE A BATH

    100. jamez says – reply to this


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      AINT INTERESTED IN AUNT JAMAIMA

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