The G.F. vs. the Ex

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Ryan Reynolds' ex-fiance, Alanis Morrisette, drops her new album, Flavors of Entanglement on May 20th.

Guess what?!

Current Reynolds girlfriend, boobalicious Scarlett Johansson, is releasing her debut album, a collection of Tom Waits covers, on May 20th too!

Whose CD are you going to buy???

  • Neither (51%)
  • Scarlett (13%)
  • Alanis (36%)

Total Votes: 148,324

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    Posted: Mar 10, 2008 at 3:30 pm / Email this  »

    130 comments to “The G.F. vs. the Ex”

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    1. not first says – reply to this


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    2. dollfaceseven says – reply to this


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      niether!

    3. ROD says – reply to this


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      OMG!!! I WAS FIRST!!!!!

    4. Rummer FAN 4 EVA says – reply to this


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      Alanis of course!!!!! Scarlett is such a FUCKING DOUCHEBAG!!!!! you know who should release a mothafucking album??? RUMMER FUCKING WILLIS!!!!!!!!

    5. richie says – reply to this


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      first

    6. AM says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!

    7. kissie says – reply to this


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      whaa

    8. Ric says – reply to this


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      1st?

    9. Kelly says – reply to this


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      Alanis rules… I don't like scarlett much….

    10. Marcia says – reply to this


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      I would buy Scarlett's, but can she sing?

    11. ... says – reply to this


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      super whatever!

    12. lala says – reply to this


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      i love you alanis! i hope you win the duel!!! :)

    13. jay says – reply to this


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      first

    14. Elian says – reply to this


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      Perez…I THINK YOU ARE HOT AND ZEXXY !!! LETS FUCK :D

    15. lala says – reply to this


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      fiiiiirst!

    16. blah says – reply to this


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      top 10

    17. Connor says – reply to this


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      scar jo fo sho!

    18. kenzie says – reply to this


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      scarlett is amazing!

    19. angie says – reply to this


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      YERA AND TONKA THIRD!!

    20. this survey is bias says – reply to this


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      BOTH is not an option???? what if i will buy BOTH????

    21. natalie07030 says – reply to this


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      scarlett is a home wrecker….Alanis has soo much more talent

    22. JustMe says – reply to this


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      I loved Alanis back in the day. I'll definately have to check out the new album.

    23. David says – reply to this


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      Who cares? Oh yeah, 1st!!!!!!!

    24. Nicole says – reply to this


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      FIRST

    25. kevin says – reply to this


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      FIRSTT

    26. maaaaaaaaaa says – reply to this


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      3rd?! ;o

    27. jp says – reply to this


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      i'm not buying their cd…. i'll just watch the music video on youtube for free, why spend money.

    28. :O says – reply to this


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      :O

    29. Hayley says – reply to this


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      BAM. haha. Alanis will continue to rock the music.
      Actors shouldn't be switching back and fourth
      That and Alanis is Canadian, we clearly know how to do it (we shun Avril, everybody makes mistakes)

    30. tesia says – reply to this


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      loll

    31. wefer says – reply to this


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      yo mamaaa

    32. Dom says – reply to this


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      first comment!!!

    33. hatttz says – reply to this


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      pssh, neitherr. ¬___¬

    34. aesafjd;ghas; says – reply to this


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      yo mamaaaaaa

    35. Mona says – reply to this


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      Alanis

    36. kim says – reply to this


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      finAlly first

    37. angi says – reply to this


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      1

    38. Emilee says – reply to this


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      Niether one.

    39. tom says – reply to this


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      is that even a question?
      of course we're gonna buy alanis
      she rules!!!

    40. bb says – reply to this


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      close to first OOOhOH Yea
      Alanis

    41. Del says – reply to this


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      omg, i'm f'n first. i'd like to thank all the ppl who monitor the perez comments. thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!!!

      alanis, of course.

    42. as witt ttitttea says – reply to this


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      yo mamamaaaaaa

    43. hillarysucksthese says – reply to this


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      testes

    44. lala says – reply to this


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      firstt

    45. d says – reply to this


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      1?

    46. NOTBUYINGEITHER says – reply to this


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      I'm saving up to buy a dog.

    47. Debo says – reply to this


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      WHO CARES???

    48. Jose says – reply to this


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      Ryan Reynolds is hot

    49. Londoner says – reply to this


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      Umm… Neither?

    50. ryry says – reply to this


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      first!

    51. bbooobb says – reply to this


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      FIRST! I'm a LOSER!

    52. alex r says – reply to this


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      i dont think anyone cares

    53. mirmir says – reply to this


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      alanis is scary
      i hope scarlett can sing, i really do

    54. asdf says – reply to this


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      who wants to buy either??

    55. amy says – reply to this


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      neither! BUY JESSE MCCARTNEYS!

    56. dominica says – reply to this


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      none….

    57. s says – reply to this


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      wonder what possessed alanis to come out with a new cd after all this time? and why does every hollywood starlet think she is a recording artist? why?
      even if it is just Tom Waits cover songs, still… i think the industry has become actor/model/dancer/singer/clothing designer/whatever makes people look at me in hollywood career

    58. amy says – reply to this


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      scarletts sounds bomb!

    59. DK says – reply to this


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      What, I can't vote for both? I am a fan of Alanis, and I am eager to see if Scarlett does justice to Tom Waits…..

    60. emilie says – reply to this


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      only one of them has proven medical talents

    61. Rumer says – reply to this


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      hey guys its rumer willis, I lovvvve Scarlett, she is so hot right now. Though I won't buy her album. Alanis will always be hot too.. so it's hard to choose which one I like more, but either way, my mom is a big alanis fan so I'll def b listening to that album.
      Check out my website rumer-willis dot com
      peace out

      ~former almost miss g.g.

    62. fdgdg sgsgvserv says – reply to this


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      Alanis

    63. Haley says – reply to this


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      Alanis rocks my world! I'm glad her and Ryan didn't work out, emotional strife makes her music better.

    64. rain says – reply to this


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      alanis

    65. Haha says – reply to this


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      Alanis looks old. :(

    66. Jessica says – reply to this


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      first

    67. mae says – reply to this


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      FIRSTTTT

    68. liv says – reply to this


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      scarlett johansson can sing?

    69. mcribcage says – reply to this


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      Isnt it ironic?

    70. Mark89 says – reply to this


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      Alanis of course. She rocks!!! Can't wait for the new album.

    71. Lyn says – reply to this


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      Uhhh….hello? Have you heard "Not As We?" Alanis' album is gonna be AMAZING!!!

    72. K says – reply to this


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      Alanis all the way! WTF, now Scarlett is an actress and a singer? Pick a freakin' profession and stick to it. She is so overrated too. Alanis has grown alot over the years… her music is different now . I'm sure we won't be hearing any "you oughta know " part II. bummer.

    73. bored says – reply to this


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      Alanis is the real deal. Scarjo is a fake phoney hollywood fakery phony dodo face

    74. CATHAZAT says – reply to this


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      Is it me or is Alanis starting to look a bit on the tranny side? Stop the INTRANNINESS!

    75. Scar Jo a Ho? says – reply to this


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      Did Scarlett steal him from Alanis? I never thought Alanis looked right with him, anyway… It seemed odd, like Jessica and John Mayer… He doesn't seem too profound…actually, he seems better suited for Tara Reid than Scarlett Jo… He looks like a frat boy with a penchant for boobs and blondes…He should have gotten with Jessica Simpson.

    76. kate says – reply to this


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      Alanis. Obviously. She rox.

    77. WTF? says – reply to this


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      Re: Rumer – A Rumer Willis Fansite?! You must be joking!

    78. WhatThe... says – reply to this


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      ahh come on… Alanis of course. She's been in the music industry for so long and Scarlett is using her fame to start her music career which is a shame.

    79. Courtney says – reply to this


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      I love Scarlett! She's so sexy! I want to grab her boobs and I'm a straight female. But Alanis is way cooler. Better music for sure

    80. sara says – reply to this


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      Alanis is a gifted and amazing song writer. And a proven musician.
      ALANIS ALL THE WAY!

    81. Realist says – reply to this


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      Ah! Well, the hell happened to Alan? She was never a beautiful girl, but I don't remember it looking so manly before.

    82. villi says – reply to this


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      alanis!!

    83. Tomismybf says – reply to this


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      Tom Waits covers? No one could do him justice, especially Scarlett.

    84. dubbs says – reply to this


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      I hope Alanis and Ryan had a bitter-as-hell breakup and Alanis's album has some ANGRY songs a la Jagged Little Pill…i'm doubting that'll be the case now that she's "so much older and wiser"….blahhhhh BORING

    85. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      neither… buy JESSE MCCARTNEY on may 20th!!!

    86. Jamie says – reply to this


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      I think they both suck balls and should embrace their true calling in life…..working at MacDonalds.

    87. Little Bunny says – reply to this


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      There must be a million people out there trying to get a break in the music business but we'll have to do with Scarlett. No question about her acting talent and looks - I have not heard any cuts yet but why not give a break to some unknown? What qualifies Puff Daddy to have is own line of clothes? What qualifies Jennifer Lopez to be a perfumerer/sunglass designer? We are on the brink of the end of western civilization!

    88. MIGUEL says – reply to this


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      There really should be a BOTH section on the vote. I mean, if they're both good why can't someone buy both.

    89. lala* says – reply to this


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      DEFINETLY??
      MAYBE??
      —-NEITHER!!
      HA..orry i nevr like heard about his ex-fiance, so Hellz no
      and scarlett johansson-can she even sing??

    90. Quagmire says – reply to this


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      Ewww.

      Alanis is starting to look like Chyna.

    91. Quagmire says – reply to this


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      Scarlett has always come across to me as a person that is a bit too full of herself.

    92. DUH.... says – reply to this


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      OMGosh!! I love Alanis!!! I totally get her music, Jagged Little Pill helped me through a tough divorce. At that time I had not heard music like hers before, it was so.. TRUE. Jagged Little Pill is required listening . It empowered me after I felt just .. sick. I would buy , listen and share any of her music! Alanis..Thank You.. Oh and as for the article above…DUH!!

    93. jessica adam says – reply to this


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      God i hate scarlett la whore, she was in 1 good film everything else has been shit. Alanis is a godess

    94. Aimée says – reply to this


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      I cannot wait for Alanis' album! Woo! It's about damn time!

    95. ivy stone says – reply to this


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      i love alanis!!!

    96. solipsister says – reply to this


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      to the person who asked if scarlett can sing….just watch lost in translation again. if she was just "acting" as tho she is a horrible singer in that karaoke scene then she should have won the oscar. i just cant figure out how or why tom waits gave her his blessing to screw up his songs.

    97. scarjosawhore says – reply to this


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      the new alanis album is going to be AMAZING!!! scarjo's a whore.

    98. anthony says – reply to this


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      Here is the tracklist for Alanis' new album:

      1. Citizen of The Planet
      2. Underneath
      3. Straitjacket
      4. Versions of Violence
      5. Not As We
      6. In Praise of The Vulnerable Man
      7. Moratorium
      8. Torch
      9. Giggling Again For No Reason
      10. Tapes
      11. Incomplete

      It's A Bitch To Grow Up, On The Tequila, Madness, I Am, Orchid will be b-sides.

    99. Nikki says – reply to this


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      Neither. i'm buying Jesse McCartney's new cd

    100. deedee says – reply to this


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      Ya right….who's album are you gonna buy? For the most of you the answer would be none because you will be pirating them.

      But what kind of a stupid question is that? Alannis….my god….there is no other.

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