One Night In Austin
Filed under: Personally Perez > Music Minute > Pharrell
Oohh baby, you want me???? Well you can get this lap dance here for free!!!!
They're going on tour with Kanye this summer, but before they do….
N.E.R.D. are playing at our huge mega concert in Austin this Saturday, presented by 5 Gum.
That's right, Pharrell and the boys are gonna blow the fucking roof off the Palm Door!!!
We promised you the best lineup in Austin, and we weren't kidding.
Joining N.E.R.D. for what is going to be a truly magical evening are Robyn, Eric Hutchinson, Riskay and 7 more artists to be announced these next few days.
Enjoy N.E.R.D.'s latest single, Everyone Nose, below!
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For our Perezcious readers, click here for chance to win tickets to the concert.
1st biotch
Perez is delicious #2
Perez rocks out with his cock out
3rd!!
1-4 sucka
I love them!
worst salute ever!
Oh Lord Jesus someone needs to let these boys know that everyone hates you Perez! You are musical death!!! What a shame to be associated with you. What a shame.
CT loves Perez
first bitches!!!!!!!
SORRY, ASIAN DUDES DO NOT LOOK TOUGH.
Are you seriously calling this "a truely magical evening"? Your fifteen minutes are up!
SAROOOOOOOO
Pharellllll
Pharrell is a cocky piece of shit. And he's ugly.
it sucks
i WANNa FUck HEr
PiSS on heR PussSSAYY
FUCK! Y'ALL haterZZ out there
i Luv SuckING on PereZzz coK
he lUV it wen I swAloW his CUm!
ScarletT loVEs it wen I Shit On HEr tits!!
And U luv it wen i VomiT in UR mOUTH!
LUv Y'aLL BItCHAZZZZZZZZ
MY NECK
MY BACK
MY PUSSSAY
AND UR CRACK
No one cares..
before JOSS STONE … MADONNA FUCKED FOR TRACKS
fUUUUKKKK memememeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKKkkkkkkkkkkk MMEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE
OKAY NOW I WANT TICKETS!! RISKAY HOOKED ME BUT NERD SOLD ME. PLEASE HOOK ME UP FOR MY B-DAY (3/19) UNCLE PEREZ…..PRETTY PLEASE!!!
Even Perez would crack a smile
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Im really not impressed with that cut….
Sorry cause i love them. It just wasn't that great.
Perez thank you for being great.
No thanks.
no one gives a shit about you in Austin - quit begging for attention
Holy Fuck, Learn what good music is Perez.
This is ridiculous to call it 'magical'.
I hope this ends their career and yours as it was a dumb decision.
But O Well, All the little dumb fucks out there that love Perez and are ruining society will be there. Why don't we just bomb the place then? That'll be fucking magical
Wow really? I thought they had standards.
NERD sucks donkey balls!!!!!!!!!!! Overrated! 'tap' 'tap' 'tap' 'tap' 'tap' Overrated!
I hope I win Tix!!! I looooooooove me some N*E*R*D!!! SXSW will be awesome this year, with them in the mix!
not feeling this song….
yeah just the shit Perez, THIS RAP, HIP ..HOP CRAP NEEDS TO BE KILLED. it isn't even close to real music. no talent needed apply here. o and while you're at it wear your body armor, flack jacket, bullet proof vest cause they like to shoot at wonkey eyes.
Fucking Losers
VERY NICE LINEUP!! WISH I WAS GOING!
yeah just the shit Perez, THIS RAP, HIP ..HOP CRAP NEEDS TO BE KILLED. it isn't even close to real music. no talent needed apply here. o and while you're at it wear your body armor, flack jacket, bullet proof vest cause they like to shoot at wonkey eyes. heel they shot at your mama if she looks the wrong way or bumps into your nigga
ummm hell yes nerd! pharrell rocks my world
I'm going to see them tomorrow, in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Yeahhh baby!
I LOVE THEM!
please never sing their song again
you ruin it you tubby
puts bad pictures in my head
Um…. you're kidding when you say this, right?
With the hundreds of amazing bands in Austin for SXSW, why would anyone bother with this shitty lineup?
You're an idiot…
"Everyone Nose" dropped like 3 weeks ago…
You're not even remotely up to date in terms of good music…
AND YOU ARE RUINING SXSW by being there.
LMAO!! A lap dance from Perez? It'd be like having swine rubbed in bacon grease and gravy grind up on you…pass!
I wanna do one night in the other austin
That is the worst song I have heard all year. Its crap and not at all something I would listen to.
You guys that are saying N.E.R.D. sucks and that this song sucks- you are completely on crack. N.E.R.D. is fucking amazing.
only one night Perez? poor u.
This song was on here last month. your losing your mind, you leave your keys in the door, you leave a dildo in your ass, your so forgetful.
I LUV THIS SONG, u kionda late tho PEREZ, its been out 4 mths now — jst aint gettn no radioplay-I guess u need blonde hair & big boobs 2 get tht/haha, THIS SNG IS AWESUM THO!!! –hOlla
LUCKY!!
God DAMN! I wish I lived in Austin… so not fair!
:(
A Sad Fan in Sacramento
of course NERD is going on tour with Kanye…
who else will Kanye play hand-job games with, besides Pharrell??
i love how you can talk so much shit about perez even though you take time out of your day to come on his website.
go back to masturbating to the jonas brothers.
come on perez, you call this a huge mega concert, the best line up, and a magical evening, this is all shiteous music, completely plastic and nosense, nerd is so so, but the rest, who fucking care, and you dare to post this just a day after you said radiohead and nine inch nails weren´t cool, stay with the gossip man, you know shit about music
I am in Austin I wanna go! When is the drawing?
Everyone should check out
the KNUX, they are on myspace and the MTV college station has been playing their video. They are playing in three showcases Friday.. can't wait.
COME TO TORONTO…
they MUST be desperate for some $$$ to perform at that cheesy concert.
Perez, you are a sell out
I really find it quite ridiculous that people feel the need to write such nasty comments on here. I guess if it makes you feel that teensy bit better about yourself! Why even read these articles if you "hate" perez so much? All a little attention seeking if you ask me! SIGH.
PS: Pharrell is a hot hot hottie
this sounds like peanut butter jelly time
…with a baseball bat
Please…..Send me tickets. Please..Please..Please =)
I saw them in Columbus last week and the show was amazing!! Go see if you can! I met them too!
Keren Carpenter looked more healthy than Pharell. He's 1 pound away from organ falier
Who's the other black dude?
Word, NERD, maybe you could have booked Another Bad Creation or somebody equally as current