One Night In Austin

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Oohh baby, you want me???? Well you can get this lap dance here for free!!!!

They're going on tour with Kanye this summer, but before they do….

N.E.R.D. are playing at our huge mega concert in Austin this Saturday, presented by 5 Gum.

That's right, Pharrell and the boys are gonna blow the fucking roof off the Palm Door!!!

We promised you the best lineup in Austin, and we weren't kidding.

Joining N.E.R.D. for what is going to be a truly magical evening are Robyn, Eric Hutchinson, Riskay and 7 more artists to be announced these next few days.

Enjoy N.E.R.D.'s latest single, Everyone Nose, below!

If you are media or industry, click here to apply for a credential to Perez Hilton's "One Night in Austin."

For our Perezcious readers, click here for chance to win tickets to the concert.

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    Posted: Mar 11, 2008 at 1:00 pm / Email this  »

    65 comments to “One Night In Austin”

    1. jeff says – reply to this


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      1st biotch

    2. jeff says – reply to this


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      Perez is delicious #2

    3. Jeff says – reply to this


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      Perez rocks out with his cock out

    4. Amy says – reply to this


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      3rd!!

    5. Jeff says – reply to this


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      1-4 sucka

    6. Amy says – reply to this


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      I love them!

    7. lindsay's boobs says – reply to this


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      worst salute ever!

    8. perezismusicaldeath says – reply to this


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      Oh Lord Jesus someone needs to let these boys know that everyone hates you Perez! You are musical death!!! What a shame to be associated with you. What a shame.

    9. jeff says – reply to this


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      CT loves Perez

    10. ash says – reply to this


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      first bitches!!!!!!!

    11. SORRY says – reply to this


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      SORRY, ASIAN DUDES DO NOT LOOK TOUGH.

    12. Ava says – reply to this


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      Are you seriously calling this "a truely magical evening"? Your fifteen minutes are up!

    13. Cassi says – reply to this


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      SAROOOOOOOO

    14. Shandukha says – reply to this


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      Pharellllll

    15. Jordan says – reply to this


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      Pharrell is a cocky piece of shit. And he's ugly.

    16. katie says – reply to this


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      it sucks

    17. slashONmyCOCK says – reply to this


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      i WANNa FUck HEr
      PiSS on heR PussSSAYY
      FUCK! Y'ALL haterZZ out there
      i Luv SuckING on PereZzz coK
      he lUV it wen I swAloW his CUm!
      ScarletT loVEs it wen I Shit On HEr tits!!
      And U luv it wen i VomiT in UR mOUTH!
      LUv Y'aLL BItCHAZZZZZZZZ
      MY NECK
      MY BACK
      MY PUSSSAY
      AND UR CRACK

    18. MADONNA FUCKS FOR TRACKS says – reply to this


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      No one cares..

      before JOSS STONE … MADONNA FUCKED FOR TRACKS

    19. slashONmyCOCK says – reply to this


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      fUUUUKKKK memememeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
      FUCKKkkkkkkkkkkk MMEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE

    20. aquaboogie says – reply to this


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      OKAY NOW I WANT TICKETS!! RISKAY HOOKED ME BUT NERD SOLD ME. PLEASE HOOK ME UP FOR MY B-DAY (3/19) UNCLE PEREZ…..PRETTY PLEASE!!! :-) :-) :-)

    21. Iso says – reply to this


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      Even Perez would crack a smile
      http://crazyforhillary.com

    22. Besosmom2 says – reply to this


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      Im really not impressed with that cut….
      Sorry cause i love them. It just wasn't that great.
      Perez thank you for being great.

    23. b says – reply to this


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      No thanks.

    24. j says – reply to this


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      no one gives a shit about you in Austin - quit begging for attention

    25. Liz says – reply to this


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      Holy Fuck, Learn what good music is Perez.
      This is ridiculous to call it 'magical'.
      I hope this ends their career and yours as it was a dumb decision.

      But O Well, All the little dumb fucks out there that love Perez and are ruining society will be there. Why don't we just bomb the place then? That'll be fucking magical

    26. Ava says – reply to this


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      Wow really? I thought they had standards.

    27. rerun says – reply to this


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      NERD sucks donkey balls!!!!!!!!!!! Overrated! 'tap' 'tap' 'tap' 'tap' 'tap' Overrated!

    28. cristina says – reply to this


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      I hope I win Tix!!! I looooooooove me some N*E*R*D!!! SXSW will be awesome this year, with them in the mix!

    29. ??? says – reply to this


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      not feeling this song….

    30. piss off says – reply to this


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      yeah just the shit Perez, THIS RAP, HIP ..HOP CRAP NEEDS TO BE KILLED. it isn't even close to real music. no talent needed apply here. o and while you're at it wear your body armor, flack jacket, bullet proof vest cause they like to shoot at wonkey eyes.

    31. sensitivety says – reply to this


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      Fucking Losers

    32. RANDI says – reply to this


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      VERY NICE LINEUP!! WISH I WAS GOING!

    33. piss off says – reply to this


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      yeah just the shit Perez, THIS RAP, HIP ..HOP CRAP NEEDS TO BE KILLED. it isn't even close to real music. no talent needed apply here. o and while you're at it wear your body armor, flack jacket, bullet proof vest cause they like to shoot at wonkey eyes. heel they shot at your mama if she looks the wrong way or bumps into your nigga

    34. dd says – reply to this


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      ummm hell yes nerd! pharrell rocks my world

    35. Ilaria says – reply to this


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      I'm going to see them tomorrow, in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
      Yeahhh baby!

    36. cj says – reply to this


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      I LOVE THEM!

    37. anh says – reply to this


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      please never sing their song again
      you ruin it you tubby
      puts bad pictures in my head

    38. Man says – reply to this


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      Um…. you're kidding when you say this, right?

    39. ck says – reply to this


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      With the hundreds of amazing bands in Austin for SXSW, why would anyone bother with this shitty lineup?

    40. suckittrebeck says – reply to this


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      You're an idiot…
      "Everyone Nose" dropped like 3 weeks ago…
      You're not even remotely up to date in terms of good music…
      AND YOU ARE RUINING SXSW by being there.

    41. Milk Man says – reply to this


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      LMAO!! A lap dance from Perez? It'd be like having swine rubbed in bacon grease and gravy grind up on you…pass!

    42. Rough Daddy says – reply to this


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      I wanna do one night in the other austin

    43. Patrick says – reply to this


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      That is the worst song I have heard all year. Its crap and not at all something I would listen to.

    44. Amber says – reply to this


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      You guys that are saying N.E.R.D. sucks and that this song sucks- you are completely on crack. N.E.R.D. is fucking amazing.

    45. One night in bangkock says – reply to this


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      only one night Perez? poor u.

    46. Everybod says – reply to this


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      This song was on here last month. your losing your mind, you leave your keys in the door, you leave a dildo in your ass, your so forgetful.

    47. Nick says – reply to this


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      I LUV THIS SONG, u kionda late tho PEREZ, its been out 4 mths now — jst aint gettn no radioplay-I guess u need blonde hair & big boobs 2 get tht/haha, THIS SNG IS AWESUM THO!!! –hOlla

    48. Kimberly says – reply to this


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      LUCKY!!

      God DAMN! I wish I lived in Austin… so not fair! :(

      :(
      A Sad Fan in Sacramento

    49. KANYE - ha! says – reply to this


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      of course NERD is going on tour with Kanye…
      who else will Kanye play hand-job games with, besides Pharrell??

    50. MALIDA says – reply to this


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      i love how you can talk so much shit about perez even though you take time out of your day to come on his website.

    51. hahahahahha says – reply to this


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      go back to masturbating to the jonas brothers.

    52. ultra says – reply to this


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      come on perez, you call this a huge mega concert, the best line up, and a magical evening, this is all shiteous music, completely plastic and nosense, nerd is so so, but the rest, who fucking care, and you dare to post this just a day after you said radiohead and nine inch nails weren´t cool, stay with the gossip man, you know shit about music

    53. jaine castillo says – reply to this


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      I am in Austin I wanna go! When is the drawing?

    54. Ali says – reply to this


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      Everyone should check out
      the KNUX, they are on myspace and the MTV college station has been playing their video. They are playing in three showcases Friday.. can't wait.

    55. Jillian says – reply to this


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      COME TO TORONTO…

    56. how sad says – reply to this


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      they MUST be desperate for some $$$ to perform at that cheesy concert.

    57. Laura says – reply to this


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      Perez, you are a sell out

    58. cb says – reply to this


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      I really find it quite ridiculous that people feel the need to write such nasty comments on here. I guess if it makes you feel that teensy bit better about yourself! Why even read these articles if you "hate" perez so much? All a little attention seeking if you ask me! SIGH.

      PS: Pharrell is a hot hot hottie

    59. naomi says – reply to this


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      this sounds like peanut butter jelly time

    60. naomi says – reply to this


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      …with a baseball bat

    61. Tickets Please says – reply to this


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      Please…..Send me tickets. Please..Please..Please =)

    62. I LOVE PHARRELL says – reply to this


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      I saw them in Columbus last week and the show was amazing!! Go see if you can! I met them too!

    63. dannyboy says – reply to this


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      Keren Carpenter looked more healthy than Pharell. He's 1 pound away from organ falier

    64. Lovely One says – reply to this


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      Who's the other black dude?

    65. HRH Adam says – reply to this


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      Word, NERD, maybe you could have booked Another Bad Creation or somebody equally as current