Paula's Into Watersports Too!

Paula Abdul spent some time - A LOT of time - talking about piss during her appearance on Letterman last night.

WTF????

Click here to check out her yellow stained chat!

    Posted: Mar 11, 2008 at 3:40 pm / Email this  »

    79 comments to “Paula's Into Watersports Too!”

    1. Ricky Ricardo says – reply to this


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      Uno!

    2. guerabasura says – reply to this


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      If they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for me!!

    3. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


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      Pills Pills Pills

    4. 5th says – reply to this


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      5th!!!

    5. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


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      I love when people are on TV drunk or high.

    6. asjdflksdj says – reply to this


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      WHoa, I was 5th. Do I get a prize?

      6th!

    7. kfljdslakf says – reply to this


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      7th!

    8. djflkasdj says – reply to this


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      8th!

    9. dflksdjkl says – reply to this


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      9th!

    10. lala says – reply to this


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      1st? 2??????????

    11. hehe says – reply to this


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      Weeeeeee

      10th!

    12. sssssss says – reply to this


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      :)

    13. jENNY says – reply to this


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      1st!

    14. pills says – reply to this


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      Who has a film camera nowadays

    15. CeeJay says – reply to this


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      This is recycled…I've heard her talk about this before.

    16. BronsonianEmpire says – reply to this


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      FIRRRRRRRRRST!!!!!

    17. Woohoo says – reply to this


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      Are you kidding me?!?!?! Who in the world would want to take her urine? That's one of the nastiest things I think I have heard! She's a hasbeen anyway.

    18. omg! says – reply to this


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      wtf is wrong with people? that is just vile!!!!! wtf would you do with urine?

    19. Stef says – reply to this


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      Although she talked alot about pee, the story was actually really funny. People are nuts!

    20. TG says – reply to this


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      Last wednesday she was SO OUT OF IT! she almost fell on the floor, but the camera moved real fast

    21. Lucie says – reply to this


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      EWWWWWWWWWWW

    22. Lisa D. says – reply to this


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      That was disgusting…isn't there anything else better to discuss like which new pain killer she is taking?

    23. CJ says – reply to this


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      She's high on pills. That annoys me!

    24. booms says – reply to this


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      Well what the hell else would she have to talk about! Pee it is!!

    25. jjflaksd says – reply to this


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      23rd!!!!

    26. 26th says – reply to this


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      26th!!!

    27. lissa says – reply to this


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      27th!

    28. lissa says – reply to this


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      28th!!

      SLACKERS

    29. lissa says – reply to this


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      29th!!!

    30. lissa says – reply to this


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      30th!

    31. lissa` says – reply to this


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      31st

    32. peewee says – reply to this


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      wieieieieie, happy joy joy fin

    33. lissa says – reply to this


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      32nd!

    34. lissa says – reply to this


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      34th!!

    35. lissa says – reply to this


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      35th!

      I rule

    36. lissa says – reply to this


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      36th!

    37. lissa says – reply to this


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      37th!!

    38. lissa says – reply to this


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      38th!

    39. lissa says – reply to this


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      39th!

    40. lissa says – reply to this


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      40th!!
      woohoo

    41. lissa says – reply to this


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      41st!

    42. SH3RRY says – reply to this


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      whatever, Paula is too much. she should just quit show business permanantely.

    43. lissa says – reply to this


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      42nd

      This is getting kinda boring.

    44. Bill says – reply to this


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      Who fucking cares!

    45. madonna fan says – reply to this


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      That's gross. Why would anyone want her pee sample from her gyno's office?
      Ich. She's only Paula Abdul. Hello.
      Now if she was Madonna… maybe. I could see that then.

    46. I hate Perezhilton says – reply to this


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      You all suck………get a fucking life! Maybe we should look into your lives……….eat my ass!

    47. Chip says – reply to this


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      She's Hilariously Funny!

    48. Your S/M Girlfriend says – reply to this


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      Not my thing, mind you, but I know a few people who would be happy talking about water sports all night.

      Paula is so cute when she's high, isn't she?

    49. vbbv says – reply to this


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      she rocks

    50. n says – reply to this


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      is this normal? do many celebs have problems with stalkers like these?? poor paula

    51. h says – reply to this


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      I LOVE YOU PAULA!!!

    52. Amy says – reply to this


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      she is awesome! i love her

    53. deedee says – reply to this


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      Paula Abdul is gorgeous. David Letterman thinks so too.

    54. James says – reply to this


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      Paula Abdul is on drugs…She can manage a simple sentence without tweaking out, tardive dyskinesia, or something.

    55. megs says – reply to this


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      honestly, being a celeb these days must be awful–i wouldn't leave my house between the paps, the enquirer going thru my trash and now medical personnel stealing medical records and now freaking URINE? jeez…and paula seemed in good shape, not the usual extra hyperness and jerky motions…

    56. clifford says – reply to this


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      Regardless, she is a loon.

    57. SUE MENGERS says – reply to this


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      I suppose that somewhere there is someone who would love to have an Abdul specimen in a jar, but I don't think the story went over as well as Paula and her writers hoped. It doesn't matter…here we are talking about it and her. I love her, but I didn't think her breasts looked very flattering in that dress. They kind of looked like they were really tired and trying to appear plump and perky….I don't know, but I thought they needed a break! She's adorable, but there's not alot of her talent being displayed…mostly it's about her "disfunctional" behavior, which is complete hype because she has a brilliant career mind…every move is calculated…she'll never fall on her ass unless it's what she wants to do. I'd enjoy her more if she had breast implants because then the skin would be tighter and she'd fill out the dress better - if she's going to dress like that. All-in-all, given the possibilities, I didn't think it was one of Dave's best nights. I didn't even think Jim Carey was that funny and we all know what a comedic genius he is. Oh well…it was a Monday.

    58. piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this


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      Paula, do you wanna go to the bathroom with me?

    59. haha says – reply to this


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      look how Dave tries to let go of her hand but she just keeps yanking him back. Awkward!

    60. Mr. Jangles says – reply to this


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      Re: lissaRe: lissa – Hey 27thru43, get a Life, loser. And by the way, the rest of everyone, Paula Abdul has been milking the silly/goofy/ditzy schtick since the mid 1980's. Obviously on a middle-aged woman it presents as intoxicated. Actually it's not as news-breaking, stupendous and exciting as all that. It's just old schtick.

    61. lola says – reply to this


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      does anyone else think she looks exactly…and i mean EXACTLY…like chris kattan, the former SNL comedian?? in drag…and drunk…

    62. mel says – reply to this


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      mmmm paula looked good last night and she doesn't need implants i love the real ones. hate the fake ones that don't even jiggle, but she is very cute and funny,
      she is on leno friday

    63. Pretty lilttle girl she is!! says – reply to this


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      I'll do her in a heart beat. I want to do Paula Abdul in my bedroom, my kitchen, in the pool, in my bathroom, in my car, on the roof and on the floor.
      CALL ME PAULA. I'll fuck you so hard girl you'll just keep crying for more.

    64. Pretty lilttle girl she is!! says – reply to this


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      I wish i could see between her legs. Why the fuck can't she sit like Shitney?

    65. Paula is a sexy beast. says – reply to this


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      I'll warm my hands and massage
      her vagina for her.She should hire me just to do that.

    66. jdg says – reply to this


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      I think she was being sweet and amusing and Paula Abdul and just as plastic and contrived as she is in the rest of her life

    67. Scott says – reply to this


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      She could barely talk!

    68. Justice!! says – reply to this


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      Well she looks pretty.

    69. moi says – reply to this


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      clearly the piss sample was to test for drugs to prove once and for all the cause of her loopiness…

    70. ange says – reply to this


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      Slightly more sober than last week. God she was 'pissed' out of her head. Ha Ha. Geddit!

    71. abdulmatic says – reply to this


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      GO TO TRL WEBSITE TO VOTE FOR PAULAS NEW VIDEO FOR DANCE LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW!

      GO TO TRL WEBSITE TO VOTE FOR PAULAS NEW VIDEO FOR DANCE LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW!

    72. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      HEY EVERYONE CHECK THIS OUT! SOME REDNECK ON MY STREET HATES ME AND SAYS MEAN THINGS…..AND HE GOT HIS THIRD DUI AND HAS TO LIVE IN A HALFWAY HOUSE….AND PEE IN A CUP EVERY WEEK WHILE SOME DUDE STANDS THERE AND WATCHES!!!! THEY WATCH HIS PEE PEE!!!! HEE HEE!!!! HE'S A HOMOPHOBE AND HE HAS TO PISS WHILE SOMEONE LOOKS AT HIS PEE PEE!!!!! HOLLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    73. kate says – reply to this


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      the gynecologist story gives new meaning to the term 'taking the piss out'.

    74. up til midnight says – reply to this


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      loved it when Dave looked at her then asked if she was drunk. Thanks for having the balls to ask what we were all thinking. Now if only she gave a honest answer…

    75. orange soda says – reply to this


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      i don't like the coherent Paula who makes audiences laugh with her silly stories. I want the old Paula. Where are you rambling, bleary-eyed, overly-medicated Paula? i miss you. you and skat kat and those people who follow you around as you stumbled your way into a starbucks thinking you could get coffee for free just because you pulled up in a limo for once and not on the back of some pre-teen american idol contestant's moped and you've somehow managed to scrape up enough cash to pay some poor young wannabe actress enough money so that she'll carry around your pills in a pez dispenser and tell you how incredibly famous and extremely skinny you are. who the hell forgot to mix her special vitamins in with her 10 extra shot venti chi-skim latte hold the whipped cream and the coffee? I'll give her this one, but if i catch another show with Paula O'douls, the completely sober, slightly interesting 80's relic–straight up–i'm moving on to bigger and better messes. Sorry, Pauls, but Brit Brit was supposedly drugged AND she lost her kids–all you've done is reconfirmed the fact that you're a nut case–sometimes she feels like being a nut and sometimes she don't.

    76. Roco Pocco says – reply to this


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      Paula New Song Rocks!

    77. Marky says – reply to this


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      Perez - you posted the video, but did you even watch it? I'm not a big Paula fan at all, but I thought she and Dave gave great interview. You could learn a thing or two from watching how real interviews are done - not the crap you have on VH1.

    78. allie says – reply to this


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      why is she ALWAYS so fucked up??????? does she think that people don't notice???? has she heard of rehab????

    79. Andi says – reply to this


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      I Love how Dave volunteers his "CLEAN" pee for her if she ever needs it..