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We can barely stand to watch her over-emote "act." Now, Keira Knightley wants to sing too!
The British sourpuss is set to debut her vocal skills (or lack thereof) on the soundtrack to her new movie The Edge Of Love.
KK will perform three songs on the album, despite protestations from her that she isn't a good singer.
She says, "I can't really sing. I had to have a few lessons, but once I started doing it, a sound emerged that wasn't too disagreeable."
Ughh. We'd rather listen to Kirsten Dunst sing opera or Lindsay Lohan just attempt to sing live!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: March 11, 2008 at 4:00 pm


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Keira can do whatever she wants just for the simple fact that she's the most beautiful woman on this planet. If she wants to sing then let tle lady sing danmmit.
Oy. I thought I was the only one who thinks she is not a great actress. I can't get past that underbite either….
I like the skinny bitch, regardless.
i really like her work and if there is kids like vanessa hudgens "singing"…why she cannot try it??
5th maybee….
ummm pleez kiera…jus DONT DO IT…!!!
Maybe she will be good.
NOT ANOTHER LINDSEY LOHAN! UGH…enough, I HATE these Hollywood starlets losers.
Silly, just plain dumb. Why I get sick of this crap.
I want John McCain to spank me.
If I had a jaw like hers I seriously wouldn't want to draw even more attention to it.
I love kiera!!!! What do you mean she can't act? Perez I love you but sometimes I don't understand you.
I'm sick of these actresses wannabe singers when they probably don't even have the vocals..they can't just stick to what they're actually good at???
Hahaha LOSER!!
Her eyes are so bloodshot in this pic! Bad lighting?
"Wasn't too disagreeable" means that she thought the sound coming from her lemon lips WAS agreeable. She thinks she can sing, or that's a typo/misquote.
by saying "…but a sound emerged that wasn't too disagreeable", she is in fact saying that she thinks she's a good signer.
ur an asshole. shes a great actess. whats ur talent again? is shittalkery a talent now?
I think she's the most beautiful woman in the world.
omg i fucking HATE her!!! That is one film i will NOT! be watching. She cant act for shit!!! lol
she has the most terrible smile … it scruntches her whole face up not in a nice way ….
Who the fuck buys these tired actresses cd's? They are to blame for this madness!!
i love her!
she was amazing in pride and prejudice.
end of story. =]
i do hate to watch her act. she never closes her mouth! perhaps she should learn how to breathe through her nose before she attempts anything else.
She's pretty yes, no doubt, but she ruined Pirates for me- thank god for Johnny Depp
She got an Oscar nomination but yet you can't stand her acting? WTF?
she does look like the bad twin of natalie portman… its kind of scary
shes a pirate
I agree this gal is trash. Probably from some shit street in Soho (UK not NYC for the dummies). You can take the gal outta trash, but not the trash outta the pottie mouth that she blinkin' is.
Keira Knightley is the BEST!!!
now whats your problem w/Keira? I thought you liked her
I L U PEREZ!
Lol, now that Kirsten is a way in rehab you find another blooming, young actress to trash. Too obvious pez!
what a mess..
she wants 2 sing….ohhhhhhhhh noooo not gonna happen. idk if she sings good but can she act…hahahahhhahhahhahaha lol….. idk if dats a good idea =]
Ugh! Her speaking voice is grating and annoying as hell — I can't imagine what it's like when she tries to sing!!
Youre an idiot. She can act.
Dude I love the teeth!! Skanky!
Nice fang application, Perez. Well done!
SHE NEEDS TO PLUCK THOSE SLUGS OF EYE-BROWS AND GET COLLAGEN IN HER TOP LIP…she is truly scary.
I think she's a great actress and the underbite makes her unique. You are all just jealous.
why do you hate her so much perez????
I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STAND THE SIGHT OF HER! OR HER FUCKING ANNOYING ACCENT!
leave Keira alone!!….she´s a great actress, who love his work, not the flashing and the insane life of Hollywood
Kirsten is a bad actress, cero emotions, Lohan maybe can work in soap operas (from venezuela) and now Paris Hilton is making movies and going to cinema festivals……WTF???……the actresses from USA have lost their magic….only Meryl still hang in there
USA is not the world!! (America is the name of the continent, learn it!)
Let me guess, you were out at some club in England and went up to her and tried to be her best friend, tried to make her your British version of Paris Hilton, and she blew you off. Now like the little 2nd grader that lashes out and throws a tantrum you are determined to try to get her back for not wanting to hang out with you.
Years ago, the legendary opera coloratura Maria Callas starved herself by eating only salads to maintain her girlish figure as she matured toward middle age. She ended up, among other damage, ruining her thoracic diaphragm muscles beneath her lungs, and thereby ruining her singing voice. The point is, an anorexic has already done the irreparable damage to their body that will forever prevent them from being a good, or even average, singer. Much less professional.
kirsten dunst actually CAN sing opera…at least they made it appear that way in marie antoinette
She has a wonky eye. I know one when I see one.
Keira is such a good actress and is so beautiful!! I would def buy her stuff just because its her!!
How am I supposed to believe there is a just and loving god if he keeps allowing these things to happen. In fact, why can't he just step in? I mean, can't she fill her time with something else like rehab, pregnancy or the ultra chic, pregnancy in rehab?
I Love Keria!!!! How could you hate her Perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I usually agree with you but what do you have against her she can act!!!!!!
Perez, Keira Knightley is an amazing actress and makes good choices with her films. We all know how much you wish you were british, so perhaps your just jealous. I can't believe you'd support ScarJo for making her shitty ass album, yet complain about Keira singing for a moive? It just doesnt make sense, be more consistent.
… but you're right-on where she is concerned. This is one "actress" who can't, in the least, act. For one, she's painfully thin (particularly her neck) which is hard to look at, but more importantly she comes across as really "hard" and she lacks subtlety. Every part she's in is a study in "over-emotion".
Keira Knightley is hot! She's a great actress and has amazing looks. However, not so sure about her singing. Let's hope it's not horrible….but I'll still love her
SEPERATED AT BIRTH!!
Keira Knightley & old Cosmo Editor Helen Gurley Brown
ahh come on Perez… why u hating on keira?
i love keira knightly… it's not like she's putting out an album, geez.
I love Keira, I believe she is a great actress, I don't know why you thing her acting is bad. I believe that she wouldn't do something like that if she wouldn't be good at it. I'm sure the songs are taliored to her range and it will be mixed.
What a relief! I thought I was the only one whose skin crawled at the thought of Keira Knightly!!! Every time I see her on screen, she looks like she wants to eat me! She is so simpy - she can't act to save her life. It's true! all she does is over-emote like my ex-boyfriend in 10th grade who thought he was the next Andrew McCarthy!
Hey, at least she can actually act, unlike Natalie Portman, who gets all the Perez love.
ha! that picture is jokes
Please don't… stay in and eat something.
Olive Oyl is who she looks like. No boobs, a bony, horsey face and she is always bitching about something. Go back to England and stop bitching, we Americans like winners, not whiners!
She can't act? Are you fucking crazy? She is one of the most convincing actresses out there. She was absolutely amazing in Pride & Prejudice. Perez, you're an idiot.
OMG PEREZ, Kiera is probably one of the most talented actresses of our time, and many other people think that too, considering she has been nominated for numerous golden globes and an oscar!! don't be an ignorant shit pig!!
:D I thought that just me and my friends here in Finland can't stand to see any of her films… because lets just face it: you need more than the " hey, look at me posing the same way in every freekin' movie"- look to be a respected actress. Please, oh please quit acting KK! I rather here you singing…
With all of the money you have now see if you can buy yourself some taste!
That's ridiculous Perez, Keira is one of the most talented actresses out there at this time. Are you hating on her because she usually doesn't give you any material like all the crazy/drugged out actresses from hollywood?
It's not like she's starting a singing career, calm the hell down, it is for her film….big deal!
Oh fuck you Perez. Did you even watch Atonement or Pride and Prejudice? Keira is a fantastic actress.
As someone who has studied drama for many years and has worked with some real talent, I feel I have enough expertise to comment on her acting skills. Or lack thereof. Sure, she can 'act', if 'acting' means portraying a 2 dimensional character that is the same in every film she appears in, excepting her very early ones when even then she grated on the nerves.
Boney-faced wanker..will she EVER go away…why can't she and Sienna 'accidentally' be brilliant at disappearing off the face of the earth?
perez you are such a fag. you kiss the asses and obsess over morons like paris hilton and dita (wtf) von tees and any other tranny women out there who are idiots and you pick on the few truly beautiful dignified young women celebrities out there. you lead the pack when it comes to breaking down civilization as we know it.
I thought it was Natalie Portman — I can never tell those two apart.
Re: Nic –
fuck that. fuck all these FAKE ass people who get on here and say "i have acting experience, i saw someone famous and therefore i have an opinion".
you people are consumed with hate.
What has happened to her face? I remember her from Pirates of the Carib 1 and she was soooo much prettier. Now I see she has wonky eyes and an overly sculptured nose and a witches jawline beside being way too anorexic. Maybe they just put her in super good lighting and photoshopped her like they did in the Chanel ads. Which totally don't even look like her.
Um, I think she should be proud of what she's trying to do. No where in there does she say she's thinking of releasing an album a la scarlett…she's simply working as hard as she can on a role, which requires singing. I think it shows initiative that she went and took vocal lessons and admitting her faults rather than thinking she's god's gift that could do no wrong
give the girl a break.
i like keira knightley as an ACTRESS… not as a singer. i haven't heard her so she might be good.
She is making a fool of herself.
OMG, that is so funny perez, she so obviously loves herself to. way over her!
She stated that it wasn't her choice to sing… so how is she another starlet loser like LL? And ever seen P & P? There is no over-acting there. You're nuts, Perez.
i don't think the problem is that keira can't act. she just get's upstaged by her fucking teeth/chin in every scene she does.
DUDE! What the hell is your 'beef' with her? GESH! You are so fucking random! You like that Canadian screaming ("singing") hairy bitch (total cold diva) but you don't like Keira? You are so random! Why do people listen to your blabber?
Now wait a minute Perez, you can say whatever you want about Lindsay and Paris, but Keira is a really good actress. She was fantastic in Pride and Prejudice and Atonement! She got an Oscar nomination for good's sake and many other critical acting nominations. She is leagues above actresses like Lindsay or Kirsten.
Lindsay has never gotten critical acting nominations and Paris is a joke.
And she is not putting out an album, only singing in the movie and the soundtrack. I don't think there is anything wrong with singing for a role.
Um, you're mistaken. She's a very, very good actress.
so an actress that has been in numerous oscar nominated films can't "act"???
shes gorgeous
shes a great actress
and anyone can sing
its not like we're forcing you to listen to it
dont be so dramatic/jealous
Keira is a beautiful and talented actress.
So you have no right to say such horrible things about her.