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Please Spare Us!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Keira Knightley

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We can barely stand to watch her over-emote "act." Now, Keira Knightley wants to sing too!

The British sourpuss is set to debut her vocal skills (or lack thereof) on the soundtrack to her new movie The Edge Of Love.

KK will perform three songs on the album, despite protestations from her that she isn't a good singer.

She says, "I can't really sing. I had to have a few lessons, but once I started doing it, a sound emerged that wasn't too disagreeable."

Ughh. We'd rather listen to Kirsten Dunst sing opera or Lindsay Lohan just attempt to sing live!

[Image via WENN.]



137 comments to “Please Spare Us!”

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  1. clara says – reply to this
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    17th

  2. ry says – reply to this
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    boobies

  3. clara says – reply to this
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    oh i was first!

  4. heather says – reply to this
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    ha!

  5. SH3RRY says – reply to this
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    Keira can do whatever she wants just for the simple fact that she's the most beautiful woman on this planet. If she wants to sing then let tle lady sing danmmit.

  6. T in the OC says – reply to this
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    Oy. I thought I was the only one who thinks she is not a great actress. I can't get past that underbite either….

  7. CeeJay says – reply to this
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    I like the skinny bitch, regardless.

  8. chilena says – reply to this
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    i really like her work and if there is kids like vanessa hudgens "singing"…why she cannot try it??

  9. ...im cool says – reply to this
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    5th maybee….

    ummm pleez kiera…jus DONT DO IT…!!!

  10. Jordyn says – reply to this
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    Maybe she will be good.

  11. Jo says – reply to this
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    NOT ANOTHER LINDSEY LOHAN! UGH…enough, I HATE these Hollywood starlets losers.

  12. Nee-Yo says – reply to this
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    Silly, just plain dumb. Why I get sick of this crap.

  13. Ann Coulter says – reply to this
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    I want John McCain to spank me.

  14. Andrea says – reply to this
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    If I had a jaw like hers I seriously wouldn't want to draw even more attention to it.

  15. Eddi says – reply to this
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    I love kiera!!!! What do you mean she can't act? Perez I love you but sometimes I don't understand you.

  16. Sara says – reply to this
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    I'm sick of these actresses wannabe singers when they probably don't even have the vocals..they can't just stick to what they're actually good at???

  17. Eefie says – reply to this
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    Hahaha LOSER!!

  18. lefty lady says – reply to this
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    Her eyes are so bloodshot in this pic! Bad lighting?

  19. xana says – reply to this
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    "Wasn't too disagreeable" means that she thought the sound coming from her lemon lips WAS agreeable. She thinks she can sing, or that's a typo/misquote.

  20. Nic says – reply to this
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    by saying "…but a sound emerged that wasn't too disagreeable", she is in fact saying that she thinks she's a good signer.

  21. blah says – reply to this
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    ur an asshole. shes a great actess. whats ur talent again? is shittalkery a talent now?

  22. Gorgeous says – reply to this
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    I think she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

  23. Crystal says – reply to this
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    omg i fucking HATE her!!! That is one film i will NOT! be watching. She cant act for shit!!! lol

  24. ksisis says – reply to this
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    she has the most terrible smile … it scruntches her whole face up not in a nice way ….

  25. Madonna says – reply to this
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    Who the fuck buys these tired actresses cd's? They are to blame for this madness!!

  26. ember says – reply to this
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    i love her!
    she was amazing in pride and prejudice.
    end of story. =]

  27. hater says – reply to this
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    i do hate to watch her act. she never closes her mouth! perhaps she should learn how to breathe through her nose before she attempts anything else.

  28. sashi says – reply to this
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    She's pretty yes, no doubt, but she ruined Pirates for me- thank god for Johnny Depp

  29. My your standards are high! says – reply to this
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    She got an Oscar nomination but yet you can't stand her acting? WTF?

  30. wtf says – reply to this
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    she does look like the bad twin of natalie portman… its kind of scary

  31. miss says – reply to this
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    shes a pirate

  32. VOXIE says – reply to this
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    I agree this gal is trash. Probably from some shit street in Soho (UK not NYC for the dummies). You can take the gal outta trash, but not the trash outta the pottie mouth that she blinkin' is.

  33. Elizabeth says – reply to this
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    Keira Knightley is the BEST!!!

  34. liz says – reply to this
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    now whats your problem w/Keira? I thought you liked her

  35. Katrina says – reply to this
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    I L U PEREZ!

  36. pius says – reply to this
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    Lol, now that Kirsten is a way in rehab you find another blooming, young actress to trash. Too obvious pez!

  37. NYC says – reply to this
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    what a mess..

  38. bam says – reply to this
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    she wants 2 sing….ohhhhhhhhh noooo not gonna happen. idk if she sings good but can she act…hahahahhhahhahhahaha lol….. idk if dats a good idea =]

  39. Dame Judi Dench says – reply to this
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    Ugh! Her speaking voice is grating and annoying as hell — I can't imagine what it's like when she tries to sing!!

  40. Bridget says – reply to this
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    Youre an idiot. She can act.

  41. Veronica says – reply to this
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    Dude I love the teeth!! Skanky!

  42. Bob says – reply to this
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    Nice fang application, Perez. Well done!

  43. Courtney says – reply to this
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    SHE NEEDS TO PLUCK THOSE SLUGS OF EYE-BROWS AND GET COLLAGEN IN HER TOP LIP…she is truly scary.

  44. Pam says – reply to this
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    I think she's a great actress and the underbite makes her unique. You are all just jealous.

  45. Leah says – reply to this
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    why do you hate her so much perez????

  46. Mrs. Moore says – reply to this
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    I ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STAND THE SIGHT OF HER! OR HER FUCKING ANNOYING ACCENT!

  47. chilena says – reply to this
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    leave Keira alone!!….she´s a great actress, who love his work, not the flashing and the insane life of Hollywood

    Kirsten is a bad actress, cero emotions, Lohan maybe can work in soap operas (from venezuela) and now Paris Hilton is making movies and going to cinema festivals……WTF???……the actresses from USA have lost their magic….only Meryl still hang in there

    USA is not the world!! (America is the name of the continent, learn it!)

  48. cambel says – reply to this
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    Let me guess, you were out at some club in England and went up to her and tried to be her best friend, tried to make her your British version of Paris Hilton, and she blew you off. Now like the little 2nd grader that lashes out and throws a tantrum you are determined to try to get her back for not wanting to hang out with you.

  49. Voice Teacher At Juilliard says – reply to this
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    Years ago, the legendary opera coloratura Maria Callas starved herself by eating only salads to maintain her girlish figure as she matured toward middle age. She ended up, among other damage, ruining her thoracic diaphragm muscles beneath her lungs, and thereby ruining her singing voice. The point is, an anorexic has already done the irreparable damage to their body that will forever prevent them from being a good, or even average, singer. Much less professional.

  50. britt says – reply to this
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    kirsten dunst actually CAN sing opera…at least they made it appear that way in marie antoinette

  51. DANNIELYNN says – reply to this
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    She has a wonky eye. I know one when I see one.

  52. Mandy says – reply to this
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    Keira is such a good actress and is so beautiful!! I would def buy her stuff just because its her!!

  53. mikey says – reply to this
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    How am I supposed to believe there is a just and loving god if he keeps allowing these things to happen. In fact, why can't he just step in? I mean, can't she fill her time with something else like rehab, pregnancy or the ultra chic, pregnancy in rehab?

  54. stephanie says – reply to this
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    I Love Keria!!!! How could you hate her Perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I usually agree with you but what do you have against her she can act!!!!!!

  55. erin says – reply to this
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    Perez, Keira Knightley is an amazing actress and makes good choices with her films. We all know how much you wish you were british, so perhaps your just jealous. I can't believe you'd support ScarJo for making her shitty ass album, yet complain about Keira singing for a moive? It just doesnt make sense, be more consistent.

  56. I rarely agree w/you ... says – reply to this
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    … but you're right-on where she is concerned. This is one "actress" who can't, in the least, act. For one, she's painfully thin (particularly her neck) which is hard to look at, but more importantly she comes across as really "hard" and she lacks subtlety. Every part she's in is a study in "over-emotion".

  57. dan says – reply to this
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    Keira Knightley is hot! She's a great actress and has amazing looks. However, not so sure about her singing. Let's hope it's not horrible….but I'll still love her

  58. MARIA says – reply to this
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    SEPERATED AT BIRTH!!

    Keira Knightley & old Cosmo Editor Helen Gurley Brown

  59. Gabyy says – reply to this
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    ahh come on Perez… why u hating on keira? :(

  60. sorry i disagree says – reply to this
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    i love keira knightly… it's not like she's putting out an album, geez.

  61. Katie says – reply to this
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    I love Keira, I believe she is a great actress, I don't know why you thing her acting is bad. I believe that she wouldn't do something like that if she wouldn't be good at it. I'm sure the songs are taliored to her range and it will be mixed.

  62. Francis Farmer says – reply to this
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    What a relief! I thought I was the only one whose skin crawled at the thought of Keira Knightly!!! Every time I see her on screen, she looks like she wants to eat me! She is so simpy - she can't act to save her life. It's true! all she does is over-emote like my ex-boyfriend in 10th grade who thought he was the next Andrew McCarthy!

  63. Elizabitch says – reply to this
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    Hey, at least she can actually act, unlike Natalie Portman, who gets all the Perez love.

  64. fangs says – reply to this
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    ha! that picture is jokes

  65. alli says – reply to this
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    Please don't… stay in and eat something.

  66. josh the man says – reply to this
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    Olive Oyl is who she looks like. No boobs, a bony, horsey face and she is always bitching about something. Go back to England and stop bitching, we Americans like winners, not whiners!

  67. Keli says – reply to this
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    She can't act? Are you fucking crazy? She is one of the most convincing actresses out there. She was absolutely amazing in Pride & Prejudice. Perez, you're an idiot.

  68. Brae says – reply to this
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    OMG PEREZ, Kiera is probably one of the most talented actresses of our time, and many other people think that too, considering she has been nominated for numerous golden globes and an oscar!! don't be an ignorant shit pig!!

  69. hanna says – reply to this
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    :D I thought that just me and my friends here in Finland can't stand to see any of her films… because lets just face it: you need more than the " hey, look at me posing the same way in every freekin' movie"- look to be a respected actress. Please, oh please quit acting KK! I rather here you singing…

  70. Sadie says – reply to this
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    With all of the money you have now see if you can buy yourself some taste!

  71. Larissa says – reply to this
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    That's ridiculous Perez, Keira is one of the most talented actresses out there at this time. Are you hating on her because she usually doesn't give you any material like all the crazy/drugged out actresses from hollywood?

    It's not like she's starting a singing career, calm the hell down, it is for her film….big deal!

  72. chelsea says – reply to this
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    Oh fuck you Perez. Did you even watch Atonement or Pride and Prejudice? Keira is a fantastic actress.

  73. Nic says – reply to this
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    As someone who has studied drama for many years and has worked with some real talent, I feel I have enough expertise to comment on her acting skills. Or lack thereof. Sure, she can 'act', if 'acting' means portraying a 2 dimensional character that is the same in every film she appears in, excepting her very early ones when even then she grated on the nerves.

  74. asho says – reply to this
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    Boney-faced wanker..will she EVER go away…why can't she and Sienna 'accidentally' be brilliant at disappearing off the face of the earth?

  75. asha says – reply to this
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    perez you are such a fag. you kiss the asses and obsess over morons like paris hilton and dita (wtf) von tees and any other tranny women out there who are idiots and you pick on the few truly beautiful dignified young women celebrities out there. you lead the pack when it comes to breaking down civilization as we know it.

  76. jenni says – reply to this
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    I thought it was Natalie Portman — I can never tell those two apart.

  77. fuck perez says – reply to this
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    Re: Nic

    fuck that. fuck all these FAKE ass people who get on here and say "i have acting experience, i saw someone famous and therefore i have an opinion".

    you people are consumed with hate.

  78. K says – reply to this
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    What has happened to her face? I remember her from Pirates of the Carib 1 and she was soooo much prettier. Now I see she has wonky eyes and an overly sculptured nose and a witches jawline beside being way too anorexic. Maybe they just put her in super good lighting and photoshopped her like they did in the Chanel ads. Which totally don't even look like her.

  79. shawna says – reply to this
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    Um, I think she should be proud of what she's trying to do. No where in there does she say she's thinking of releasing an album a la scarlett…she's simply working as hard as she can on a role, which requires singing. I think it shows initiative that she went and took vocal lessons and admitting her faults rather than thinking she's god's gift that could do no wrong
    give the girl a break.

  80. LJVKLDFJGVBFJBG says – reply to this
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    i like keira knightley as an ACTRESS… not as a singer. i haven't heard her so she might be good.

  81. Londoner says – reply to this
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    She is making a fool of herself.

  82. ohio says – reply to this
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    OMG, that is so funny perez, she so obviously loves herself to. way over her!

  83. Mercy says – reply to this
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    She stated that it wasn't her choice to sing… so how is she another starlet loser like LL? And ever seen P & P? There is no over-acting there. You're nuts, Perez.

  84. amycakes says – reply to this
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    i don't think the problem is that keira can't act. she just get's upstaged by her fucking teeth/chin in every scene she does.

  85. Lola says – reply to this
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    DUDE! What the hell is your 'beef' with her? GESH! You are so fucking random! You like that Canadian screaming ("singing") hairy bitch (total cold diva) but you don't like Keira? You are so random! Why do people listen to your blabber?

  86. Mandy says – reply to this
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    Now wait a minute Perez, you can say whatever you want about Lindsay and Paris, but Keira is a really good actress. She was fantastic in Pride and Prejudice and Atonement! She got an Oscar nomination for good's sake and many other critical acting nominations. She is leagues above actresses like Lindsay or Kirsten.

    Lindsay has never gotten critical acting nominations and Paris is a joke.

    And she is not putting out an album, only singing in the movie and the soundtrack. I don't think there is anything wrong with singing for a role.

  87. kala says – reply to this
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    Um, you're mistaken. She's a very, very good actress.

  88. jealousyisntpretty says – reply to this
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    so an actress that has been in numerous oscar nominated films can't "act"???

    shes gorgeous
    shes a great actress

    and anyone can sing
    its not like we're forcing you to listen to it

    dont be so dramatic/jealous

  89. Emma says – reply to this
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    Keira is a beautiful and talented actress.
    So you have no right to say such horrible things about her.