Separated At Birth

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Left: Joan Crawford. Right: Madonna at the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony in NYC on Monday night.

Posted: Mar 11, 2008 at 9:40 am / Email this »

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Rachelle says – reply to this

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First!
She doesn't look anything like her.
Chris V says – reply to this

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madge meet marge
Rachelle says – reply to this

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And second?
Sweet!!
Bren says – reply to this

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She is not even close to looking like her.
ceret says – reply to this

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she looks super old…. ewww
Sami says – reply to this

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:o
You're not first, dumb ass says – reply to this

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I think she looks good
Josue says – reply to this

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Come on Perez,

That's a bit of a strech there.
sensitivity says – reply to this

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NOT first again!!
ollie says – reply to this

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ABSOLUTLY SO FUCKING SIMILARITY U PRICK PEREZ!!
Jennisyn says – reply to this

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Madonna is too spiritual to be "that" mom. Does Lourdes seem like an beaten child?
Kent says – reply to this

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Um…not at all.
mkm says – reply to this

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not really..
Clayton says – reply to this

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BE NICE!
FUGS FUNNY says – reply to this

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i was just saying to myself…she looks like Joan Crawford…..NO WIRE HANGERS!!! EVER!!!!! Yes, Mommy Dearest…LOL!
lalala says – reply to this

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FIRST!
jacob says – reply to this

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love you perez!
MADfan says – reply to this

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She looks great for her age I think
suzanne says – reply to this

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PAH … HARDLY! Find another picture!
Helen says – reply to this

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Joan Crawford looks better
poor dumb ass says – reply to this

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hasn't anyone every heard of growing old gracefully?
BIGGUFF says – reply to this

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SOMTIMES ALL THAT'S LEFT IS TO BE A BITCH AND THESE TWO ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
madfan30 says – reply to this

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perez your ususally good with these but this one i just dont see. madonna looks great
Sarah says – reply to this

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First!!!! She needs to fire her makeup and Hair Artist!!!
nena says – reply to this

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she doesn't look so bad, she was kind of mocking the hall of fame anyway, since they never inducted iggy pop. it was a great publicity stunt. she doesn't care.
Barb says – reply to this

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Wow..I am actually FIRST!!!! Woohoo!!
Matt says – reply to this

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Come on, you're totally overreacting. Madonna looks good. The cheeks I can live without, but she does not look freakish and the dress was flawless. How about focusing on her wonderful speech? This is a big moment for her and she deserves to enjoy it without being viciously lampooned, no?
Melissa says – reply to this

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Definitely does not look a thing like her. You guys are usually so on… Not so much on this one…
brittany says – reply to this

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can you say "Mommie Dearest"?
Larry says – reply to this

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is this such a bad thing..they are both beautiful women..but what..??they don't look remotely alike
name says – reply to this

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not even efin close
JJ says – reply to this

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whyyyyyy! Lordis, get out of that bed!
lee says – reply to this

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So - The big question, Was Guy there?????
Kat says – reply to this

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Where have I been?
When did Madonna become "Rock n Roll"??????????????
C says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HER! WTF!
ManaPonj says – reply to this

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They look nothing alike
poor dumb ass says – reply to this

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She is very self-important.
John Cocktoasten says – reply to this

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She's turning into Joan Crawford.
Perez is musical death! says – reply to this

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First you call Radiohead irrelevant and now you turn on Madonna!! WTF
Erica says – reply to this

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Had much work done on your face, Madge? Her face doesn't move. She's stiff. God, Madonna looks creepy!
Confessions of a Paparazzi says – reply to this

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************************
No one is safe from you, Madonna sends you tickets to her shows and you still screw her. the only bad shit that happened last night was Justin T throwing Britney under the bus and getting booed.

- Confessions of a Paparazzi . com
NATION says – reply to this

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She looks more like Christina Crawford in Mommy Dearest, not Joan.

Botox meets Bo Peep.
kat says – reply to this

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your such a fucking douche perez. like you have room to talk about someone's looks. go look at your fucking pimple faced obese ass in the mirror before you even think to talk about the queen

your just jealous and your readers know the game you play…u claim to be a 'fan' of someone's and u talk shit about them, but UNTIL you meet them. then once you do, you kiss their ass and your all hollier than hell about them (aka fergie, janet, and numerous others….)

bitch please. get a new routine and i'd suggest looking in the mirror before making ANY remarks about this woman
Faker says – reply to this

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Who in the hell decides who gets into this Rock Hall of Fame? Madonna is POP. Plain and simple. Strip away the glitz, glamour and choreographed dancing and she would be nothing. Strip away the team of song writers and musicians and she would be a cashier at a Jersey Wal-Mart. Get real. This bitch does not belong anywhere near a legitimate Rock Hall of Fame. And that goes for Justin too. They would'nt even qualify to be visitors to a real Rock Hall of Fame. They don't know what rock really is all about. Much like a redneck would know nothing about classical music.
LEE LEE says – reply to this

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I think Joan Crawford look alike is Stacy from "What NOT to Wear" Madonna needs to change her hair, that one is getting old like her HA!
?? says – reply to this

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hmm i just so dont see it!! its like comparing two completely random people like "hm yes shes got a mouth oh look madonnas got a mouth too! they must be twins!" like we are all human we all have the same facial features………..
Cassandra says – reply to this

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Are you serious???

Give it up you fraud
Can only imagine what you will look like when you are her age….
PEREZZERS MOM says – reply to this

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HER MADGESTY LOOKS NOTHING LIKE JOAN CRAWFORD YOU FAT FLAMING FAG!!!
HER MADGESTY LOOKS NOTHING LIKE JOAN CRAWFORD YOU FAT FLAMING FAG!!!
HER MADGESTY LOOKS NOTHING LIKE JOAN CRAWFORD YOU FAT FLAMING FAG!!!

LEAVE MADONNA ALONE YOU PIG COCK!!!!
FAG!!!

LEAVE MADONNA ALONE YOU PIG COCK!!!!
FAG!!!

LEAVE MADONNA ALONE YOU PIG COCK!!!!

GO SUCK ON A LOSER'S SCROAT!!!!
jollyex says – reply to this

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man, I can't wait for Lordes to write a tell all book about what a tomented life she had, growing up!! I bet her mom cracks that whip!
NanciT says – reply to this

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showing off that Botox… No bangs For The Queen .
Booshdag says – reply to this

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Self-absorbed sea hag.
lourdes hates madonna's slutty behaviour says – reply to this

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anyone else don't understand why she didn't perform? they should have made her, why did she break the tradition?? why is she getting special treatment?? she should have performed like everyone else!!! her EGO has to be cut down to size!!
TG says – reply to this

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sorry. this is stupid.
now put joan crawford next to michael jackson (i have seen this before) and its so funny!
k2 says – reply to this

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She looks FAB!
CAndy says – reply to this

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No match. No similarity. NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jbonz says – reply to this

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So right-on, Perez!
They're both brittle, cold, grasping, ambition-ridden, self-manufactured caricatures of femininity who trade in children over the open market purely for selfish professional reasons.
Only diff: Joan had real talent.
{[[ I luv Mizzizzippi }}}♥[ Hillary bitchez ]]] says – reply to this

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bUT:;:: I THOUGT PEREZ LIKED MADONNAZ!!!!?

ZZZZZ I'M TOTALLY ZHOCKED 2/C THIZZZZZZZZZZZZ

HILLARY
BITCHEZ
OR U ZUCK
AZ MOMZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Sangi says – reply to this

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C'mon they look NOTHING like each other!
Lou-La-Belle says – reply to this

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All that money and M can't get her teeth whitened? Ewww.
BillyM says – reply to this

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Perez, you could've found a better pic of Joan Crawford with the same exact style of hair as Madonna.
unfitney is joan crawford says – reply to this

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she is the true mommiedearest, at least madonna didn't lose her kids to a rapper.
Jimbo says – reply to this

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Crawford may have been a unstable mental case but at least she had talent
bathog says – reply to this

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this is the lamest fuckin attempt at a comparison ever. is there supposed to be some resemblance? must be a slow day at the gossip desk.
chase says – reply to this

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they are both great icons of their time…..something the fat, dumpy Perez will never be
Christine says – reply to this

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I guess you think this is a slap in the face. I LOVE both JC and Madonna!
Carmelo Lisciotto says – reply to this

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I'm starting to feel old…

Carmelo Lisciotto
Jo says – reply to this

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All the blonde hair dye and make-up won't make her look any younger, she's an old hag
Lola says – reply to this

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Why do people keep saying "Has she heard of growing old gracefully"?! Jeez…shall we all start wearing plastic pants over our plastic hips when we reach 50?! Jealous f****s!!!! She looks hot bitches…

END TRANS…
wawawewo says – reply to this

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perez you over sized idiot… they look nothing alike
Jon says – reply to this

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1.both bitches. 2.both whores. MADONNA SLEPT HER WAY TO THE TOP! fake azz bitch! sean penn did a good thing by beating her azz all the time. she should of stayed for more!
Liz says – reply to this

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How can you even COMPARE the 2???? Madonna is NOTHING like Joan Crawford. Crawford had talent!!!
Darlene says – reply to this

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NOT AT ALL THAT LADY LOOKS LIKE SHE HAD CLASS AND RESPECT… AND MADONNA IS JUST A TRASHY REBORN WHOREBAG
Meli says – reply to this

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c'mon, looks NOTHING like Madonna, who looks great! I'd say Joan looks more like Anne Hathaway!
madonna is making women ill says – reply to this

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madonna is not a good role model for people, she should stop with the surgery and start to look her real age.
madonna is being linked to a rise in the number of women in their 50s being treated for anorexia and other eating disorders.

Glamorous images of celebrities in their 40s, 50s and 60s looking as slim and youthful as they did in their 20s may give older women unrealistic expectations of how they should look as they age.
i can't believe women and gay men look up to madonna cause she is just all about image, there is no depth to her no substance, take away her looks and you have nothing very little talent! just image, sex, controvery and marketing its official madonna is bad for your health and bad for popular culture!!
B says – reply to this

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she looks nothing like her, fat bastard.
B says – reply to this

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oh, apart form the fact they're both smiling, fat bastard
suzy says – reply to this

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i agree- she has had a face lift recently and she can barely smile– look at how tight and stiff her face is! really, it doesnt quite look like her, anymore.
David says – reply to this

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The only similarity I can see between the two is the fake smiles they are donning.
gigi says – reply to this

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i wonder if she screams at Lourdes not to use the wire hangers?
thenightone says – reply to this

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WTF? What are you talking about Perez? The only thing mildly similar here is the expression and that is a long shot.
Madonna's Lovely Arms says – reply to this

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Wow! Madonna looks like a monster! What happened to her? I can't believe she did this to herself. This is really sad.
shocked says – reply to this

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i think she looks more like the bride of wildenstein in this pic. i really hope it was just bad lighting, or bad hair or bad make up or something but just dont let this be a permenant look for her.
HAMM says – reply to this

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LOVE THEM BOTH!
Thank God for face lifts says – reply to this

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Thank God Madonna got that face lift. She wasn't aging gracefully at all.
ur maama says – reply to this

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hey….did anybody even notice??? That her hideous/trdaemark Tooth Gap is gone!!! Her smiel i totally diffrent fro the old gappy!!!
Madonna is no Farrah says – reply to this

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Madonna tries so hard to be sexy. Farrah Fawcett at age 61 is classier and sexier than this hag. You either have it or you don't and Madonna can try all she wants but she is the opposite of sexy.
Butt Nuggett says – reply to this

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At least Joan had talent.
pedro says – reply to this

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Lola, Rocco, I told you "NO MORE WIRE HANGERS" HHHAA HHAAA HAAAA
Brit Brat says – reply to this

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No more WOODEN Hangers - Lourdes….bam bam…Mad-dog looks like mommie dearest. Read the book Mommie Dearest…it rocks y'all. b.b.
MADONNA HAS MAN ARMS says – reply to this

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JUST GO AWAY AND LET YOUR KIDS WATCH TV!
midwest housewife says – reply to this

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NO MORE WIRE HANGERS LOURDES!!!!!
CONTROL freaks are so out, living simply is so in and Madonna's award without hubbie is so unbalanced guess she controlled him right out of her life.
hope she likes being a single mom waiting for pop to come and claim the kids on weekends. looks like she can't live with anyone normal. Poor Guy he tried.
fuck madonna says – reply to this

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madonna is an old ulgy whore I hope she dies already long live Janet Jackson
Alex says – reply to this

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O my God….U captured the vibe dead on

Your insight, wit and comedic talents shine fierce as always
The hair was pretty bad ... says – reply to this

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… and the dress made her look like an old lady. Also, she's beginning to look like a robot or mannequin. Is embalming fluid the new botox?
stella says – reply to this

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Hmmm…this doesn't happen very often, but I think Perez has a point here.
Lonely Madonna says – reply to this

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She can try to smile all she wants but you know she is not happy.
perez's bitch says – reply to this

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so they are both smiling……… so wat?

spank me perez! lol
Jon says – reply to this

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Didn't they both buy children as accessories?
NYC says – reply to this

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i dont see the resemblance or similarities in personality……. not at all
skeeter says – reply to this

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Sorry, P, I don't see it. Worst separated at birth comparison ever.

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