Separated At Birth

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Left: Joan Crawford. Right: Madonna at the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony in NYC on Monday night.

    Posted: Mar 11, 2008 at 9:40 am / Email this  »

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    1. LeonA'$ Gho$T, yep, back and BETTER THAN EVER, Bitches!!! says – reply to this


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      This is ridiculous–it's like putting a comparison shot of Perez and Brad Pitt together. (Not that Joan looks bad!)

    2. Nnnnnoooooooooooo! says – reply to this


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      The only thing they have in common is the uni brow. Crawford is class, Madonna is trash… and a whore,slut,pig,plastic face nothing!

    3. margarita says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS LIKE CARROT TOP!!

    4. What ever will happen to Baby Plain says – reply to this


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      that is so unflattering - to Joan Crawford. I wish she was still alive to make one of her trademark quips about Madonna.

    5. kelaudk says – reply to this


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      I can totally see the similarities between the 2. Especially around the nose/mouth/jaw area. I can also totally picture the kids calling her "mommy dearest" & her being very strict with them. Many, many people have called her a control freak to which she has readily admitted herself. I come from a long line of control freaks & am 1 myself to some extent. As a parent, you can't be like that or one of 2 things happen - you're too hard on your kids, or you get all stressed out & bitchy. Be a river & just go with the flow - it's a much more relaxing & enjoyable life.

    6. Mona says – reply to this


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      that lady looks like a cracker…

      madonna looks hot!

    7. ad4msk1 says – reply to this


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      She looks more like Bette Davis aka Baby Jane…

    8. j says – reply to this


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      Of course they don't look alike. Their personalities are smilar though. Madonna is a B*tch. I would hate to be her children! No more wire hangers…..EVER!

    9. Yep says – reply to this


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      It's so funny that you put those two together, because when I looked at this picture of Madonna yesterday, for some reason I thought of Joan Crawford. I now realize I wasn't the only one! :-)

    10. HATE MADONNA'S HAIR says – reply to this


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      MADONNA, I HATE THAT YOU PART YOUR HAIR IN THE MIDDLE. IT REALLY EMPHASIZES THE GAP IN YOUR FRONT TEETH. I HAT THAT TOO. CAN'T YOU PART YOUR HAIR ON THE SIDE, OR DON'T PART IT AT ALL.

    11. Ester says – reply to this


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      They don't look alike but they both clawed their way to the top on their BACKS!

    12. Bridget says – reply to this


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      It's like a flashback to when she was in A League of Their Own!!!

    13. Courtney says – reply to this


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      UMMM Perez??? Lol were you on crack when you posted this? They share absolutely NO similiarities!! HAHA I STILL LOVE YOU…

      Much love from the ATL

    14. Mitch says – reply to this


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      Aw! Why hate on JC? Seriously, who would you rather eat lunch with: JC or Madge? One slept with Gable, the other Penn. I'm thinking JC would have the better stories!!

    15. NICK says – reply to this


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      the comparison is a stretch but i thought she looked horrible and awfully matriarchal last night… i think madonna's sold her soul to the plast surgery devil because she is looking less and less like a human

    16. h says – reply to this


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      i thought she looked a little like SJPeepeee
      sarah jessica parker

    17. becky says – reply to this


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      You must be kidding! This Madonna person should seriously think about getting some bangs and filing those large teeth down a couple of inches at least. Please, please, PLEASE no more pictures of her. Please.

    18. Lianne says – reply to this


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      Mommy Dearest!!

    19. Madonna's old dried up tits says – reply to this


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      I'm a has been that the only newsworthy thing i can do is to adopt little black children from Malawi. My cunt is all dried up

    20. Kirsten says – reply to this


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      Her teeth match her hair. Ewwwwwww!

    21. Bitch Bradley says – reply to this


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      Good God - the last post is about Meg Ryan embracing her age and then you go ape on Madonna for looking like an old lady! You just wish you were an old lady, Perez!

    22. anita says – reply to this


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      joan crawford looks like stacy from "what not to wear"

    23. Frank says – reply to this


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      I'm confused Perez….first you praise Madonna and then dog her. She doesnt look anything like Joan Crawford. Madonna had a night of glory, then you have to throw this in. You're no true Madonna fan like you claim to be. Did she reject you somehow?

      Frank in West Hollywood

    24. Ceebee says – reply to this


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      What has she done to her face?

    25. Danny says – reply to this


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      Madonna's still got!! She looks amazing!!!! Love her hair!!!

    26. LT says – reply to this


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      We would all be so lucky to look like her at 50 or any age…get real.

    27. 90210 says – reply to this


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      Where are her eyebrows! Where is the gap between her teeth? Where is her brown hair and hairy armpits? Where is her round face? Where are her old eyes?? That's not MADONNA. Who is it?

    28. Chris says – reply to this


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      Joan looks more like Stacey London from "What Not to Wear" than Madonna

    29. j says – reply to this


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      She looks more like a blonde Carrot Top than she does Joan Crawford.

    30. alwaysalady says – reply to this


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      The difference between Joan crawford and Madonna is Joan had talent and madge well…
      Plus Joan was in her 60's in that shot Im pretty sure
      Not to mention you couldn't pull your forehead behind your ears like madonna can

    31. alwaysalady says – reply to this


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      Re: BIGGUFF – Sometimes being a bitch is all that a woman has to hold onto is the quote I think you were looking for :)

    32. People Police says – reply to this


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      What are you comparing?

    33. Marge says – reply to this


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      I have always thought ol' Madge is kind of a "dog" myself. No matter what she does to herself, she's just plain UGLY!

    34. Madonna says – reply to this


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      Get real people. Madonna has been in the industry for so many years. She deserves it. Her music kept up with the youth, who are you to say anything different. Can you name any female artist who kept up with young and old,and still be famous.

    35. Chris says – reply to this


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      dude, you seriously need some strong glasses (and a serious make over) — respect the stylish and stunning queen that is Madonna - go get some style bigboy

    36. Jac says – reply to this


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      I'm not mad at you, Lourdes; I'm mad at the DIRT!

    37. Jac says – reply to this


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      I'm sorry I typed that, Perez…. I'd rather cut off my hand

    38. wizer says – reply to this


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      pulled tight, y'all

    39. John says – reply to this


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      She also is sporting a similar hair style to the Queen.

    40. Carl says – reply to this


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      Joan Crawford had some dark eyebrows.

    41. RogerFriedman says – reply to this


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      Fat boy was paid to trash Madonna by Mariah's team, I on the other hand do it for fun!

      Roger

    42. Ronald says – reply to this


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      She prefers to be Better Davis - the greatest actress of all time.

    43. RogerFriedman is a CUM WHORE says – reply to this


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      Re: RogerFriedman – and I trash assholes like you and I do it for fun :)

    44. jules says – reply to this


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      No… I think she is starting to look more and more like that CAT WOMAN… cannot remember her name sorry… but yeah… she should cut back on the face "fixing" soon!

    45. joeyOh says – reply to this


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      Perez u weren't invited and got pissed…I think she's more like BaBy JaNe HudSon..Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ha ha ha " but ya R Jane"!!!!

    46. blina says – reply to this


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      don't forget Dolly Parton

    47. bloody mary says – reply to this


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      she wishes she were joan!… "tear down that BITCH of a bearing wall, and put a WINDOW where it OUGHT to be"

    48. BABY JANE says – reply to this


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      …but ya are Vadge, ya are!!

    49. saef420 says – reply to this


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      Madonna is starting to look scary

      Norma Desmond, anyone?

    50. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Joan Crawford doesn't look like madonna, more like Anne Hathoway

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