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1. PerezFatFemme says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   If you were fat and disgusted with your life, you too would attack others for fun!

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   Perez, you are FABULOUS and, as usual, right on the money. Madge now makes Joan Rivers look authentic. Of all the celebrities, she was the one I most thought would grow old somewhat gracefully, but time does tell — she is just as insecure and shallow as the rest of them!! You are AWESOME Perez!!!!

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   Re: you are a crazy freak –
   GO TO YOUR KKK MEETING AND REMEMBER, SLAVERY IS OVER.. YOU CAN NOT BUY BLACK CHILDREN !!
   NOW SAY SHE DID NOT BUY THAT BOY YOU STUPID ASS BITCH !!

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   Mario did you over reach and try and get Madonna to show at your Texas party thingy ?

   Get off her tits already !

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   Madonna is certainly showing her age now. She looks terrible in this picture. Cher and Tina are by far better looking at their ages.

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   Madge's face looks like it's been frozen. Way too much botox deary.

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   You can only reinvent an old hag so many times. Madonna "used" to be awesome.

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   Do not call yourself a Madonna fan, Perez. You don't have to like everything she does/wears to be her fan, but commenting on how horrible you think she looked last night once, but twice? Once was bad enough. Twice? Come to think of it, you've been rather negative concerning M lately. Seriously. Enough.

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   Re: vertex100 – why would i want to go to a kkk meeting? ,you are a DELUSIONAL ASSHOLE , you assume I'm a racist ??? meanwhile you are the one playing the race card here . GET A LIFE or TAKE YOUR MEDS you fucking DOUCHE BAG

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    OH MY GOD PEREZ, I AM REALLY BEGINNING TO LOVE YOU SO MUCH… I REALLY LOVE YOUR HUMOR, OH MY, I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF. THIS IS JUST SO FUNNY YET TRUE, MY GOD YOU ARE A GENIUS. SHE DOES LOOK LIKE CHUCK'S WIFE INDEED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    PEREZ IS A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Hey perez this was a good one! =]

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    Re: ILOVEYOU – UNTIL PEREZ MAKES FUN OF YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITY, THEN YOU WON'T BE LAUGHING SO HARD ANYMORE

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

14. leigh@imbrian.com says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Madonna is an old washed up hag and her music doesn't sell anymore in the US. She hasn't had a # 1 since the 80's that was not and sampled for her current records. It is sad that our once legitimate music industry has resorted to this! Britney will be next Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductee, watch out Prezzers!

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    come on you heavy man.. she looks hot..

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    I truly believe Madonna is a man in drag. Anyone else think so?

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    One of these days, Mario, you'll be doing one of your myriad promotional appearances somewhere, and Madonna is going to come up and bitch slap you.

18. madonna is a smelly cunt says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Damn, if i had to look at that vile face all day, I'd never be able to have an errection again. Madonna in the rock and roll hall of fame is like giving Bin Laden the nobel peace prize.

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    Re: madonna is a smelly cunt –

    I know lots of people hate what you say, but I for one find your comments freaking hilarious. You've got some great one liners. I just wish a Madonna fan who attacks you could come up with something equally hilarious to retort with. Oh well, I don't think most of them are that quick anyway. Cheers.

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    Re: LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF NOW –

    Your comment right there shows exactly what's wrong with 50% of the people who come on here. I like some celebrities, but could care less what Perez or anyone else has to say about them. Why? Because they have done nothing to do with and never had done anything for me in my own life and they never will. Celebrities are almost worse than politicians, they could care less about the average person. Blindly following celebrities and getting upset when people attack them shows how stupid and pathetic your life is. If they were your friends I might understand, but they're not. Who gives a shit? Oh no Perez please don't post some vapid shallow comment about one of my fav celebs, that's to much for me to handle. Get a life you fucking reject.

21. Yes, I believe Mandonna is a pre-op tranny says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: mandonna – Her scrotum is dried up and hanging low…I will tell anyone who will listen not to buy into her new r&b schtick. She is the queen of losers.

22. It's fun to tick off Mandonna fans says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: live your own life – Coz they wuv her sooo much. They are nutters like their idol.

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    Re: leigh@imbrian.com –

    really she don't have a number one since the 80 ? You are so stupid…fucker !

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    go back to work you are a looser nit madonna !

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    don't diss Madonna thats one chick we let things go with….

26. Kim says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hoooooly crap that's hilarious!!!

27. MARIAH IS NOTHING BUT A CUNT says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    MADONNA IS BEST.

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    She looks amazing! Not plastic……Don't be jealous

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    Friggin' hilarious and spot on! To WHATEVER (first commenter), Perez is typically a big Madonna sycophant, so this is refreshing to see him actually point out something wrong with her (as there is). P.S. I guess he's been reading my comments about Bride of Chucky…

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    CHILE I LLLOOOVVVEEE Madonna but that shit is funny… that forehead didn't move at all!!!!!!

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    And she had the nerve to make fun of CHER & Sharon Stone, Tammy Faye better get a mirror!!!!

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    god she looks atrocious!!!
    grosss

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    I always wonder what Lourdes is going to think of her mothers stage acts and tape/magazine and book spreads/cd covers. The latest one is typical mayonnaise legs Madonna but really, how is Lourdes going to process this when Mommy says one thing but does an about face for the sake of money? Will she understand that Mommy is pure farce, without substance and willing to corrupt other people's children or will she try to top Mommy?

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    HAHAHAHA, thank you for not kissing this pretentious old hags ass anymore! I just wasted 10 minutes of my life watching her acceptance speech to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (where she doesn't belong) and now I truly loathe her more than ever! She spent all of TWENTY SEVEN SECONDS thanking her FANS, and this includes the applause and banter with the audience. She doesn't deserve their loyalty, it's obvious that she has long since forgotten who REALLY put her where she is!

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    omg! madonna do look plastic! hillarious:P

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    i thought the doll was supposed to be Amanda Overmeyer from AI!

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    well spotted
    Although she usually looks more like a tranny - she lookes more like bride of chucky here

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    brilliant!!!!!!

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    Wahahahahahaha! She Really, really, looks like the bride of Chucky!

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    Lol I love, that's great!!!! Maria Lusita will hate candles !!!!

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    Let me start off by saying that I am Madonna's #1 fan and have loved her from day one of her career. But…I just have to say this…what the FUCK did she do to her face??!! Bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad cheek implants!!! She should sue somebody over that shit! I try and try and try to get over it and hope that maybe her face is just swollen and will maybe calm down at some point…but its not happening folks…her surgeon fucked up her face!! I mean seriously…there was not a fucking thing wrong with her face where she needed cheek implants!!!!! She was looking so beautiful before she went and got her cheeks puffed up like a god damn blowfish! I love you Madonna but please get the cheeks fixed! We don't wanna see you start to look like Cher!!!!!!!

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    The doll looks like Amanda Overmyer from American Idol.

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    Re: LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF NOW –

    Actually I laugh at everyone he makes fun of(even Janet) because it's not that serious. I love Madonna but this shit was funny to me. Lighten up people!

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    I love you guys so much. I am almost in tears from laughing so hard after reading all this. I'm a huge Madonna fan but these comments have really been fucking hilarious!!!

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    Last time I checked the Material Girl does WTF she wants. She is awesome and you should lay off just a bit. Maybe you should go "expose" the Pop Fiction show some more so it will devert attention from the actual show. I thought something like this would happen. Can't expose the big bad media, you'll get it right back in your face. Sorry Hollywood peeps, your suffering will never cease! Still love you but sometimes enough is enough.

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    Madonna mentioned at the rock and roll hall of fame ceremony that she did E back in 1980 , was extacy even around then?????

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    Re: you are a crazy freak –
    um WRONG I'm reading…with great relish

48. RUBBER WILMA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    What happened, Perez? Did you and Vadge break up?

49. MADONNA = FAKE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: YOU = DOUCHE BAG –

    THE TRUTH HURTS BITCH!

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    Hysterical!!! LOVE these 'look-a-like' comparisons!!

51. ceret says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    madonna looks ugly…. she will scare the shit out of me if I see her at night…

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    oh, hahaha, that's funny. I'm a big fan but I thought you had said something terrible with the way the other M fans were complaining…

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    I think the bride of chucky and madonna are both fucking cute! fuck everyone..

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    MADONNA LOOKS AMAZING!

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    Madonna looks old and ugly and just like Joan Crawford. Guy Ritchie is smart to stay away from her. If she only knew the truth. While the cats away the mice will play. We have the last laugh Guy.

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    hahaha… this is so funny! I love madonna… but u have to admit this is funny!

57. George says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAHAHAHAH Madonna is a ugly mole! And she cant even sing that good!

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    NO WAY NO HOW…..Put Bride of Chucky up against Victoria Osteen (Joel Osteens wife) Dead on (no pun intended) LOL

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    LOL! PREEZ IS RIGHT ON AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!