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Conservative commentator and all-around dipshit Mann Coulter just wrote an editorial supporting Hillary Clinton's bid to be the Democratic presidential nominee and asking Barack Obama to step down from the race.
WTF???
Her motives are not pure. Why do we even pay attention to this witch????
CLICK HERE to read Coulter's essay!
HILLARY: STAND BY SOME OTHER MAN
March 5, 2008
The mainstream media said she was finished, but our brave Hillary soldiered on to wallop B. Hussein Obama in Ohio, Texas and Rhode Island Tuesday night. I don't know what the MSM is so upset about– we let them pick the Republican nominee. Did they want to pick the Democratic nominee, too?
Not only that, but after some toothsome appearances on various madcap comedy shows this past week — "Saturday Night Live," "Late Night With David Letterman," "Hardball With Chris Matthews" — Hillary's "likability" quotient is soaring! According to the latest CNN/CBS News poll, she's just been upgraded from "Utterly Loathsome" to "Execrable."
The percentage of registered voters who would rather disembowel themselves with a wooden spoon than vote for Hillary has just slipped below the magical 50 percent mark. We're surging, Hillary! If you want to be even more likable, you should go on "The View." Next to those four harpies, you seem almost agreeable.
Now that Hillary has won three primaries in a row, it's time for Obama to do the classy thing and withdraw from the race. (Obama won Vermont, but that was earlier in the day. Exit polls indicate he took the black vote. Literally. There was just the one.)
Imagine how proud Michelle Obama would be of her country if that happened! But Obama probably won't do the classy thing, despite claiming to be a "new" kind of politician and rejecting the politics of division.
If Hillary is serious about becoming president, she's got to make some changes. I say this as a Hillary supporter and strong opponent of divorce. Hillary: You've got to divorce Bill. You've already fired one campaign manager. Now it's time to get rid of your No. 1 buzz-killer.
Not only is the media's group-lie about Bill Clinton being a "rock star" over, but — one can hope — the use of the excruciatingly stupid phrase "rock star" to refer to wonky politicians is over. It's become such a cliche that music critics have begun referring to actual rock stars as "leading Democratic contenders."
Liberals believe, often accurately, that if they say the same thing over and over again 1 billion times, people will believe it: "Bush lied, kids died," "We've lost in Iraq," "Reagan is stupid," "Bush is stupid," "Republicans are stupid," "Global warming is destroying the planet," "Gloria Steinem is good-looking" and — their most provably false assertion — "Bill Clinton is the most talented politician of his generation."
In a period of just a few short months last year, "news" articles in The New York Times cooed — I mean "said" — the following about Bill Clinton:
– "Elvis is here, Clinton version. Having Bill Clinton campaign for you, as Mr. Ford learns, is a mixed blessing. You are bolstered standing next to this outsized Democrat, but still seem puny by comparison."
– "Mr. Clinton is one Oscar-worthy supporting actor who can sometimes upstage his leading lady simply by breathing."
– "Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton has been trying to capture Bill Clinton's old political magic and lay claim to his legacy and popularity."
– Tony Blair's charisma "ranks second only to Bill Clinton's."
Not to be a stickler, but Bill Clinton is the guy who could never get as much as 50 percent of the country to vote for him. And that was in two presidential elections that the Republicans basically sat out (as they are doing this year).
It was also in elections held before the country realized "Elvis" Clinton was molesting the help. If Bill Clinton is the Democrats' idea of Elvis, somebody should tell them he's playing to half-empty houses.
Besides the joy liberals take in lying generally, they have massive Reagan envy. Despite having informed us the requisite 1 billion times that Reagan was a dunce, Americans adored him, and still do.
Democrats wanted one of their presidents to be adored, too — and not just for being assassinated. But they only seemed able to produce laughable incompetents like Jimmy Carter.
So no matter how preposterous it was, liberals just kept telling us that the chubby kid with the big red nose whose greatest moment on the football field involved a wind instrument was "Elvis." According to Nexis, that appellation has been applied to Clinton approximately 1,000 times. In print, that is. There's no telling how many drunken cocktail waitresses have whispered it in Clinton's ear during late-night elevator assignations.
You can stop lying for the voters now, Hillary. This is me, Ann Coulter, your supporter.
This charade of a marriage has gone on long enough. Even if you were stupid enough to marry him back in the '70s, Bill is just so over, girlfriend. He can't even get Holiday Inn cocktail waitresses anymore. Last I heard, he was hitting on the Motel 6 housekeeping staff.
You're too good for him, Hillary. Obama has now denounced and rejected Louis Farrakhan. It's time for you to denounce and reject Bill Clinton.
Obama excites voters by offering to be the first black president. You've got a chance to make history by becoming the first divorcee to win the White House.
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yadda yadda yadda
1ST
seventh!
11th!
We WANT Hillary to get the nomination! It's the only chance McCain will have!!! The thought of the Clinton's back in the White House is sickening.
i WANNa FUck HEr
PiSS on heR PussSSAYY
FUCK! Y'ALL haterZZ out there
i Luv SuckING on PereZzz coK
he lUV it wen I swAloW his CUm!
ScarletT loVEs it wen I Shit On HEr tits!!
And U luv it wen i VomiT in UR mOUTH!
LUv Y'aLL BItCHAZZZZZZZZ
MY NECK
MY BACK
MY PUSSSAY
AND UR CRACK
WHAT A CUNT!!!! GOOOOO BARACK!
Stop giving this woman a forum in which to spread her hate. C'mon Perez.
Re: Teri – FUCK U CUNT!!
I wanT A FemaLE preSIDENT
TERI U bitcH
FUcK THat OLD MAN
watU got A cRUSh OR SUMFIN???
first?
first
hate her !!!
agreed
Bitch!
OMG! im first??????????
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This sounds satirical….she is not being serious and is mocking Hillary's latest wins..
Does she eat anymore??
she's stupid.
Coulter just wants Hilary to win because the right thinks McCain can beat her, but not Obama.
Republicans want to run against Clinton. What don't you understand? Why do you support somebody that is soooo shady (check out the money that her brothers got, 100-400k for getting pardons through Bill Clinton, and the donations from Middle Eastern leaders to Clinton Library).
And why is she a sponsor on your page???
This was totally written to be tongue-in-cheek. Did you totally miss the irony?…
She is a dirt bag but I understand what she is saying in THIS article.
I have often wondered…if Ann Coulter is so smart, why can't he hide his adam's apple, for pete's sake?
what's your point P?……no more derogatory than the stuff you come up with
I heart Ann Coulter.
On your best day, you'd be 1/10th as articulate and intelligent!!! Just because you don't agree with her doesn't warrant you calling her "shit for brains" because you know she could school you on any issue (other than anal sex of course!).
I am asking PEREZ to stay out of politics, he is a fucking idiot, why else would he support Hillary.
what a bitch
it's too bad you keep posting this tired old hag's incoherent ramblings. but i understand you need to keep up with times, especially on a political front now.
but geez… can someone shoot her? this essay is riddled with inaccuracies, baseless shit talking and reeks of someone who tries so desperately not to be forgotten as her tired values and beliefs are no longer relevant to this nation.
move on ann coulter.
good job on keeping up with the latest press perez.
GO HILLARY!!!!!!
i think i'll take ann coulter over perez hilton when it comes to who has a better grasp on the political spectrum, historical perspective and the economics of this country. Perez you are an entertainer, just like the people you write about, so stay out of politics.
She can't stand McCain - never has. Her motives are real, she's for Hillary, she's been saying it for weeks
CRAZY!!
but yes, Obama, Please step down.
Elliot will resigning because he hopes to parlay his superdelegate vote into an overseas appointment.Hillary should hope that Bill was'nt client #10.It does
not look good for her.Down with the clinton mobmachine.
Go Obama we need you more than ever.
Taking a prostitute stateline is a felony. Resign Elliot its time your hopes
for presidency is over boy even your daddy's billion will not help you out of this one.You slime.
Just because she doesn't agree with you she has "shit for brains"?
Perez, I enjoy your site, but you are such a totally vile creature… oh wait! I can't say that because you're GAY and the ACLU might come after me with torches and pitchforks! Leave your political nonsense out of this, there are plenty of political blogs. People come to this site to ogle pictures of celebrities, not hear any shit that you have to say. You're an ignorant asshole.
Umm, even if she divorced former President Clinton, she wouldn't be the first divorced person to reach the White House. Get your facts straight for once, Ms. Coulter. "Family values" "hero" Ronald Reagan divorced wife #1, Oscar winner Jane Wyman, then married fellow actress Nancy Davis Reagan. Reagan is the only President of the United States (so far) to have been divorced.
isn't it obvious? Coulter thinks McCain can beat Hilary but not Obama. That is the only reason she endorsed Senator Clinton.
May she rot in hell. Not for her endorsement (I'm a Hillary supporter) but because she is evil.
at least the bitch thinks for herself, even if its all messed up!!
Ann Coulter is brilliant! Liberals are idiots to believe that the Republcans aren't going to have the final say when it comes to Barack v. Hilary. GET A CLUE COMMIES!
Perez, this is obviously very satirical…come on.
Why do you think everything Ann Coulter says is bad? Hell, I agree with this article. Couldn't have said it better myself.
i think she was trying to be funny in a couple parts…i didn't know satan's helpers had a sense of humor.
This worthless woman will be gone in a few years. Nobody gives a shit about her- and whatever hatespeak she has to offer. What a strange thing it must be to live a life where you contribute nothing but hate and fear (for the sake of $) to society. I suppose the same could be said for 90% of our Government officials right now… Well, at least this one will be out of the picture soon.
Ummm…if Hillary winning 3 in a row is a reason for Obama to step down, then Hillary should have backed out when Obama was up 11. She's sad.
Fucking HILARIOUS! I love Anne! you go girl!
Re: RP –
Of course he missed the irony! All that fugly hair dye is warping his puny brain!
She's not ACTUALLY calling for Obama to leave the race. The article is a commentary on the mainstream media's engineering of the race. She's highlighting the fact that all the news sources told us Hillary's campaign was essentially over, but then she won three important states on the same day! She has a point - and she's making it by facetiously calling for Obama to forfeit in the same way people asked Hillary to.
What if her motives are pure and she just likes the black man?
Perez - probably would be best to stay out of the political arena reporting. YOU HAVE NO CLUE.
If you did, you would know that noone pays attention to Coulter. Just another blowhard like every other media whore.
You pay attention because she pays you. Do you know who advertises on your blog Perez? Yes Ms. Coulter was a banner link all last week.
Umm yeh and she already admitted on t.v. many weeks ago that she is only backing Hilary so that she doesn't win. She said when she publicly came out and backed her, it caused her to go down on the first super Tuesday. Do your homework.
Ann is one of the truly great minds of our era. We should all brush the humor aside and heed her.
Clinton is beatable, Obama is not. I'm a Republican, but I voted for Clinton in the Primary because we can beat her, not Obama though.
Ann rocks! She knows what is going on; Billary machine will go down the drain anyway, now with the E.S. thrust. B.B.
she knows that the Republicans will beat Clinton easily, but Obama could actually take the whole thing and is a far bigger threat. pretty obvious tactic, not to mention that a continued fight will further drain Dems resources prior to the general fight.
She/he is such a dude and anarexic too!!!
Why on earth would Obama step down when he's in the fucking lead? She's a moron. Though I do agree that Bill is her biggest buzz-kill. He gives me the creeps.
love her
ok, yes. she is a moron.
What does Shrillary have to do with Spitzer: Other than he's her primary Super Politician vote in New York: one is part of a womanizing ring, the other is in charge of destroying the women. That's how.
ann coulter has no credentials to be such a well known political commentator. she is just a stupid bitch that people are intrigued by because she is nothing more than a racist, sexist, psycho. we should, including you perez, stop giving her the attention she wants, but obviously does not deserve, and maybe then she'll go away.
The Repub a-holes want to run against Hill real bad, they are drooling over the thought
eww
Don't give her the satisfaction of printing her comments. She's just trying to stir the pot. Don't let her get to you. She sounds like some retarded evil monster spewing her venom. SHE DOESN'T MATTER. SHE DOESN'T MATTER.
i hope dick cheney takes her on a hunting trip.
fuck…a….cunt.
It made me luagh, well most of it. For all the negative that can be said about Ann, what she does not lack in is smartness and good comedic timing.
How could someone who thinks it's a mistake to allow women to vote think a woman would be a great president? I really think she is completely batshit.
perez, u should let ppl decide for themself on how they want to beleive and who they want to support, not let your liberal ideals be pushed on the 24-7!!!
Why are we giving her attention?
Let PEREZ speak his mind….all of you talking shit on him….why the hell do you bother to visit his site?? Go bleep yourselves….as much as you hate him..you are giving him awesome traffic on his blog. What idiots you are.
I love you Perez!
Hey Perez, aren't you a Hil/Bill supporter?!!?
Why get your panties in a bunch over ManCoulter supporting y