Two Crazies Walk Into A Bar…
Filed under: Michael Lohan
This is bad news!!!!
Michael Lohan and Stephen Baldwin were spotted leaving a New York City restaurant together on Monday.
The born-again nutjobs were said to be discussing a Christian network group they are thinking of starting together.
Uh oh!
The pair were probably just on a date. It went well. Michael took Stephen home and taught him some tricks he learned in prison!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Posted: March 11, 2008 at 11:40 am
YES!!!
I am so excited about SXSW. There are so many hotties in Austin, it’s ridiculous.
Soooooo, you really should consider staying long enough to see some of the ‘off-the-beaten-path’ places that Austin is hiding! Love you, P! Hope to see you at the par-tay! (Crossing my fingers!) - Kimmy
ARENT THEY BOTH RECOVERING ADDICTS? IT WAS PROBABLY AN NARCON meeting or something
BTW, Stephen Baldwin is such a sinner. He's hustling salvation like a sneaky, snake-oil salesman with a stinky mustache. He gives me the willies.
Perez is nothing but a mean judgemental jackass. He is the type of man who gives the gay culture a bad image.
1st bitches!
word
god help us if the bat-shit-crazy Baldwins unite with the loose-and-lubed Lohans…. thats just too much fuckin insanity to handle
Ahhhaahhhaaa! First! Too gross to think about!
I have seen this news earlier on "million a i refriend s. com". Many people are discussing it there. It is popular here.
LEAVE THEM ALONE.
OKAY GOOD FOR THEM.
THEY LOVE JESUS.
SO DO I.
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO MOCK.
that's NOT stephen baldwin…
this has got to be POP FICTION
do we smell
yet another
tacky realitiy show with these 2 losers ?
i hope NOT !
Slow news day? Why u hating on Christians, Perez? And u throwing in comments about dates and prison tricks sounds awful homophobic to me.
they love the Lord? You are the one that is crazy, you would rather see them going to jail and doing drugs, with your fat ass.
Quack, quack!
I used to love this site, but all you do is put people down trying to better themselves, promote shitty music and diss amazing music (like you did to Radiohead and NIN), and promote your political agenda. Did you notice just how many people denounced your comments about Radiohead and NIN yesterday? Do you ever read how many people hate the fact that you push your political agenda down your readers throats? It's starting to get a little old.
Steven Baldwin.
Religious freaks should all kill themselves so they can get to their 'promised land' earlier!
Perez, your're such an idiot. You're the only person who would take two men walking into a restaurant and turn it into something "post worthy"- all you can come up with for this photo is slamming them for their religion? How would you like it if people slammed you for your sexuality- it's the same thing.
"There's Perez walking into a restaurant! Must be some crazy gay nutjob meeting!!!!"
You don't like these guys bc they are prejudice against gays - yet you are the one bashing their religion. HYPOCRITE… again.
Isn't it a good thing when someone finds Jesus? Couldn't it only be a positive thing? I know some people may take it a little far, but they are both recovering addicts, a HUGE part of AA recovery is believing in a higher power. Don't make fun of them because they have faith.
such pathetic christo-losers those two are
addicts need something - they both gave up drugs and not focus on "god"
will the network show Baldwin BISEXUAL EPIC "THREESOME" !
Sad that "gay classic" is now ruined.
THEY NEED TO BRING THE EX MRS. LOHAN TO THE NEXT MEETING.
SHE NEEDS TO STOP PIMPING OUT HER DAUGHTERS AND ACT LIKE A MOTHER!
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Perez you're an evil…so what if they are together and starting to form a Christian network??..
Re: Rach –
FYI —- it is more than OK to be negative about BIGOTED RELIGIOUS GROUPS.
The NAZI PARTY was a bigoted religious group.
AL QUEDA is a bigoted religous group.
THE KKK is a bigoted religious group.
Anti=gay religions are bigoted religious groups.
It's DUO of DEITY WHORSHIPING DOUCHES!
its the new scientology- look out people!!
blah.
Re: me –
Actually - no it is not always good when addicts "find" religion.
they tend to be like these two who have to FIND FAME and MONEY
from the new found "FAITH". Such bullshit.
Come on Perez! How is your Christian/religion mocking much different than that representatives comments in Oklahoma??? Yes, her's were on a whole different scale, but why is it not okay for her to bash homosexuals but it's okay for you to bash Christianity/religion?????
YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE PEREZ. HERE ARE 2 PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE SOME FUCKED UP SHIT IN LIFE NOW THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT. YOU SHOULD SUPPORT THEM AND THE GOOD CAUSES THEY STAND FOR INSTEAD OF BRINGING THEM DOWN. ITS AMAZING HOW YOU GLORIFY THE BIGGEST PIECES OF SHIT ON THE PLANET AND KNOCK PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY STAND FOR THINGS. YOU ARE BEYOND BITTER AND BEYOND PATHETIC. FUCK YOU.
They were toe-tapping in the john!
not because your religous that means your a nut…there are nuts everywhere. and you should make acusations that they are gay, when you dont really no..that how people get sued.
shut up perez
I think it's disgusting that you are slandering people who have decided to become "born again Christians". It's so hypocritical that liberals like yourself spout off constantly about "acceptance of all people" and yet you are first to judge the Christian belief. I think instead of judging people like Steven Baldwin and Michael Lohan you should be applauding them for taking a step in the right direction… or are you just upset that you have even LESS to blog about?
If they were praying to an idol sitting in the corner, that would be ok, right? What's the matter with believing in God? Sheesh! You'd think it was the ultimate sin or something.
Re: tms – JEEZ-ASS GOT BUT FUCKED ON THE DINING ROOM TABLE BY 12 MEN AFTER TOO MUCH WINE. AND HIS MOTHER WAS A WHORE WHO GOT KNOCKED UP BEFORE MARRIAGE & BLAMED IT ON THE "HOLY" SPIRIT! AMAZING WHAT PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE WHEN INDOCTRINATED TO A CULT!
It's not about "religion" but about a personal relationship with God through his son, Jesus Christ. I read the celeb magazines, I admit that and what I see is that for instance, scientology, many celebs claim to be a religion but to me, it's just an excuse to live the way they want to live without feeling they have any consequences for it. I'm not saying they are not nice people and do things for charity but hell will be full of "good" people.
just find it in your heart for once to just shut the hell up shut up and leae ppl alone
don't think Pereze is hating CHRISTIANS, Perez probably hates lying HYPOCRITES that hide behind the christian religion while they continue their bullshit sinning ways. all you fucked up southerns should be real familar with that!!!!!!!!!!
just find it in your heart for once to just shut the hell up shut up and leave ppl alone
I get that there are Christians out there who fail to live up to their beliefs…we all fail, that's the whole point of our need for salvation. Perez…you want others to accept you as you are and you get angry when people lash out at gays but why do you lash out at Christians? It's that a double standard? We don't have to agree on everything but it would be nice it all people, gay, strait, Christian, and not, etc….could stop pointing fingers and name calling… it only causes seperation and continues to drive anger on all sides.
It's all about LOVE!
I see…so it's wrong to insult gay people, but it's perfectly fine to insult Christians…Why do you hate yourself so much, Perez?
What is with all the Christian bashing on this site? Many things are fair game, but you're hatred of Christianity is certainly not.If you had an educated argument I would certainly have more respect for you than just bitching about people for their faith.
THEY ARE BORN AGAIN. THEY FOUGHT THE DEMONS AND THEY ARE TRYING TO BE GOOD PEOPLE/GOOD CHRISTIANS. DON'T TRY TO BRING THEM DOWN JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE DOWN.
STEVEN BALDWIN HAS MAJOR CRAZY-EYES!
Re: whatever – You're all hippocrites. What, just because you're a Christian means that you'll never eff up again. That's idiotic as we are all not perfect and the flesh is weak. Christians are no better than anyone else; they've only found The Way to Salvation. That's all. The Christians that "hate fags" are really screwed up in the head. They do not understand what God is saying to them. We are supposed to love our Homo brothers and sisters even if we don't agree with their lifestyel.
Why so much intolerance against Christians. You of all people should be spreading tolerance, no matter what sex, race, or religion. Have some tolerance people!!!!!!
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Good for them!
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wow candy. Every knee shall bow and tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. You will be shaking when those words are played back to you in the presense of the Almighty. Now that could be shaking with excitement because you were hellbound and now you're heavenbound - or shaking with fear because you are about to be cast into the fire
LOVE THOSE BALDWINS - BUT STEPHEN ISN'T FOOLING ANYONE, EXCEPT MAYBE SOME STUPID CHRISTIANS, BUT OBVIOUSLY THEY'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING.
Im disgusted that you are making fun of the religion that this country was founded on. Micheal and stephen are making a change in thier lives bravo for them!!!
Re: REPLY TO CANDY CAINE – TRUTH!
Why do you use such hateful words about JESUS believers? Why must you use born-again and nutjobs together? People believe in Mary, Mother Earth, Allah, Buddism, Hinduism….They aren't called nutjobs. Please show a little respect for the name JESUS. Jesus Saves. Really. There are plenty of people who have turned their lives around because of Jesus.
First of all i want to say that i love this site. im a huge fan perez! I also want to say that its hard to like the media the more and more i read being a christian. the false things said about us really upsets me, considering that christianity is based on accepting and loving all people, theyre will be people, just like in any religion that are a little "crazy" like these two, that arent so accepting, but please dont bash everyone that has christian beliefs. Its offending to see anyting related to God being made fun of. Let people believe what they believe, and if they dont believe what you do, keep sticking up for what you think, but dont bash peoples beliefs in the process. we live in america, we should be able to think what we want. isnt that what you do perez? think and say what you want? i just get extremly offended being a christian and being labeled. thats all.
Re: Christian Beings –
whoever said I was a christian? I never claimed to be one. what I claim to be is a card carrying atheist. have a nice day dipshit.
Aren't you the one who is always saying "tolerance"? Tolerance to those who believe like you, apparently. At least they've found hope for their lives instead of the downward spiral they were on. Maybe you are unaware of how many of us born again Christians are making an impact in entertainment. There are plenty of us and if you wish to call us crazy, go ahead. We know where are hope and salvation comes from and hopefully one day you will too.
………OH WONDERFUL!!!! …A HACK Z-LIST NEANDERTHAL TROGLODYTE AND AN OLD MEDIA WHORE PRISON BITCH STUMPING FOR A 'CHRISTIAN' NETWORK…. JESUS (*PUN INTENDED), WHAT BETTER PAIR TO REPRESENT THE LORD'S WORKS IN HOLLYWIERD????
………AND JUST THINK OF THE INCREDIBLE TALENT THEY CAN PRESENT: GARY BUSEY; MEL GIBSON; WILLIE AMES; CHARLETON HESTON (*YES, HE HAS ALZHEIMER'S, BUT STILL WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE THAN BUSEY); MICKEY ROONEY; BILLY BARTEY; MR. T….. ET. AL.
……..SHIT, IT COULD BE A MONUMENTAL FREAK SHOW. YOU GO BOYS!!!! THE POSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS, AND ENDLESSLY ENTERTAINING IF NAUSEATING. THE "SOUP" WOULD BE JUST THRILLED!!!!!!
I think I smell a parole violation??? Pretty sure that parolees cannot be associated with other parolees as a condition of their release to prevent dumb fucks like Michael Lohan and Stephen Baldwin from drumming up network marketing scams. I mean, if you are an alcoholic, drug addicted crack-head at least own it! You know Baldwin has some Bailey's in that coffee cup!
STEPHEN is my old mate! we used to do loads of COCAINE together! no shit!
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I love how some people try to knock Christians. I can understand why people don't like the judgmental ones like the God hates fags nuts but if someone is trying to get right with God it's none of your business if they are backsliding or not unless they are trying to get in your business. They are still on the right path and God knows our hearts. Come judgment day it will be interesting to see the wailing and gnashing of teeth. U do U and imo do me
Re: REPLY TO CANDY CAINE – HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
HEY ASSHOLE, IT'S ALL A LOAD OF BULLSHIT TO KEEP IDIOTS LIKE YOU IN LINE! FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS THE WHOLE WORLD THOUGHT THE EARTH WAS FLAT, GUESS WHAT, IT'S NOT! AND NEITHER IS ALL OF THIS SHIT YOU MINDLESS SHEEP KEEP FOLLOWING. YOU ALL LOVE TO FEEL JUST A LIIIIIITLE BIT SUPERIOR BECAUSE YOU "THINK" YOU HAVE THE INSIDE TRACK ON SALVATION. WELL IT'S NO DIFFERENT THAN ALL OF THE THOUSANDS OF RELIGIONS THAT HAVE COME BEFORE, AN EXCUSE TO CONTROL PEOPLE TO THE STANDARDS OF THE FEW. PITY THE POOR FOOLS WHO CAN'T MAKE THEIR OWN WAY IN THE WORLD AFTER THE BRAINWASHING NUMBER RELIGIONS HAVE MANIPULATED THEM WITH. FUCK GOD FUCK THE BIBLE FUCK JEEZ-ASS FUCK ALLAH FUCK RAMA AND FUCK YOU!
people knock them because they are HYPOCRITES… oh ill call my daughter a PIG and be a jackass and than hump by bible.. all is good once again the world.
lol @ the title perez
Aren't these 2 Obama's campaign strategists???? These two together go against all reason!!! SCARY!!!!!
love you perez, but don't become the type of person you hate. if you want freedom and tolerance for everyone, you have to be willing to give it. if you want people to respect you and your lifestyle and opinions, you have to respect theirs too. door swings both ways
#36- T
you took the words right out of my mouth. Don't you see? It is ok for anyone to bash Christianity. Especially coming from a "moral gay"
How sad. They'll be sorry when Jesus finds them and they won't know what to do!
Perez, how is your making fun of Christianity any different then that nutjob lady ragging about gays? You're 2 sides of the same coin.
THESE ARE TWO ARROGANT BASTARDS MASQUERADING AS HUMBLE BY ENVOKING THE NAME OF SWEET BABY HAY-SEUSS! THEY'RE WANTING TO GET PAID, THAT'S ALL, USING THE BABY AS THEIR CASH COW! AND STILL THE LOST ARE ENCOURAGED BY THESE TWISTED TURDS! TRAGIC, JUST TRAGIC!!!
You are a bigot- I am a christian- where the eff are people when you criticise my religion??
How is this any different than someone bashing gay people. SEE THE PROBLEM??? YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM RIPPING PEOPLE A NEW ONE- BUT WHEN IT COMES TO CHRISTIANS YOU BASH THEM- BIGOT.
You obviosuly have little experience with people "who find Jesus" after a boisterous, camera hugging past.
UM thats Alex's brother you twit-
Wow, harsh words - but that's okay.
I must say, Candy Caine, I hope you have a cause that you believe in because I can tell you are very passionate about what you believe and could really do a lot of good.
Also, I am glad to see it isn't just Christianity you don't believe in - most people just pick that out - I appreciate the fact that you named other beliefs as well.
Enjoy your day.
Perez, you should be ashamed of yourself.
They are Christians and not ashamed to admit it. They love Jesus, as do I. If you had any sense whatsoever, you would too.
"JESUS LOVES ALL" is the ONLY part of this post I will agree with you on.
Everyone deserves the chance to bring GOD into his or her life.
-peace-
Now, I normally don't comment on anything you say…no matter how mean I think it is, but this time I felt compelled to. I'd like to know why you assume that Stephen Baldwin is crazy just because he's a Christian? I think that he's come a long way in his recovery, and we should applaud that rather then mock it. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a Christian!! We're taught to love everyone the way that God does. I may not agree with your lifestyle choice, but you would never catch me making fun of you for being gay. Try being as tolerant towards others as you expect them to be towards you and your lifestyle.
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SOMEHOW THIS PAIRING MAKES PERFECT SENSE!! NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE ELSE THAT WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH EITHER ONE OF THEM!!
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TWEEDLE DAD AND TWEEDLE DOPE
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Here we go again!!!!! One of the loudest group of people screaming "tolerance" ( gays and I'm sure many others) and you have not a shread of it for Christians. What gives people? We're all messed up in one way or another. We all need help…..My son has met Mr. Baldwin. He came to our city promoting skateboarding and talking about the Lord. My son really enjoyed the entire day that was directed toward the youth. The man spends a lot of his time working with kids and giving of himself. What have any of you haters done lately for anyone but yourselves?
re: Candy Caine - I always laugh when I read posts from people who knock Christianity. Unless they are trying to recuit you why do you care so much? If you really thought there was nothing to it you wouldn't waste any time posting about it. Like I said, it will be interesting to see the wailing and gnashing of teeth come judgement day. I don't try to tell anyone what to believe or judge them. I live by example. U do U and imo do me.
Just a couple of very minor celebutards who hope to make a buck peddling a load of mind numbing horse shit to fucking 'followers' and sheep who are too fucking lazy to think for themselves.
This bunch of oppressive absolutists simply and blindly need such a crutch to avoid dealing with reality; it is so much easier to believe that some great 'father' in the by and by will handle it all and all he requires is knee worship and blind faith….how convenient. Oh, and don't bother with that condescending, "I'm sorry for you, and you will burn in hell." That's just another attempt to bully and an appeal to force when you don't get your way or are upset…. so feeble, so sad, and so predictable.
Sorry, but all the fearful blustering mumbo jumbo, and wishful thinking concerning the mythical and the imaginary just doesn't make it true. Faith simply means you have no proof; get used to it, you idiots.
RE: Jess (comment #83)
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I GREW UP IN A CATHOLIC AND SOUTHERN BAPTIST FAMILY IN THE SOUTH! IN CHURCH FROM BIRTH! I AM A PROUD CHRISTIAN!
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THE UTMOST ESSENCE OF ALL THAT IS CHRIST-LIKE IS FORGIVENESS AND LOVE!!
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PEOPLE LIKE STEPHEN BALDWIN ARE HATE FILLED, JUDGMENTAL & HYPOCRITICAL!! NOT MY DEFINITION OF A GOOD CHRISTIAN!!
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NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT I QUESTION HIS MOTIVES!! USING JESUS' NAME LATELY HAS BEEN THE ONLY WAY HE HAS MANAGED TO GET ON TELEVISION AND SELL BOOKS! YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT IS NOT A FACTOR IN HIS BORN AGAIN STATUS!
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MOREOVER, IT IS PRISON 101 THAT FINDING JESUS WILL LOOK FAVORABLE FOR EARLY RELEASE!! LIKEWISE LOHAN HAS FIGURED OUT JESUS CAN GET HIM ON TV TOO!!
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ALAS IT IS NOT FOR ME TO JUDGE!
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"GOD 'LL GET EM!!!"
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Gays are always trying to judge people. People who live in glass houses . . .
I DON'T THINK ANYONE, INCLUDING THEIR COMBINED FAMILIES ,TAKE THESE TWO STINKING RETARDED IDIOTS SERIOUSLY. BALDWIN IS A TOTAL TURD WITH ABSOLUTELY NO TALENT AND LOHAN IS THE BIGGEST WANNABE IN THE LAND…TOGETHER THEY CONSTITUTE A COLLECTIVE VILE TASTE IN AMERICA'S MOUTH…SO I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT PEREZ…THEY'RE BLOWING EACH OTHER…EVEN IF IT'S JUST THEIR PATHETIC EGOS THAT ARE GETTING INFLATED.
Re: JustSayin – RIGHT ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A GOOD CHRISTIAN…AND A SMART ONE TO BOOT !
Hum, interesting that if somone worships someone other than themselves in Hollywood they are automatically labeled crazy! Personally, I think the drug deaths, suicides and other hollywood mentals could use a little Jesus! You cant think that all this other stuff is good or not crazy would you? Look at Britney, Lindsay, Paris, need we say more????
Born again NutJobs! I love it!!!! For real! Thats what they are! Theyre going to start a Chritian Network Group! Oh, yeah, just like Jim Baker huh!
Oh my god! They are eating at a Pret! Pret is the BEST!!!!!!
A couple of bible thumping idiots.
Re: Religion: The Easy Way to Stop Thinking! – I believe that is "CELEB'RETARDS'" Same, thing, I know, but it sounds better!
Re: REALLY… GOD IS NOT A THREE SYLLABLE WORD!! DUMBASSES!! – Truer words were never spoken! Loved it.
Re: lmao – "I ALWAYS LAUGH…" WHEN I READ POSTS BY CRETINS WHO BEGIN THEIR MORONIC "I'M-IN-THE-GLORY-LAND-WAY" 'FAITH-BASED' REBUTTALS WITH SUCH IMPLIED CONDESCENDING TWADDLE.
YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE YOUR TICKET TO FANTASY ISLAND AND WE ALL WISH YOU A BON VOYAGE…..SOONER RATHER THAN LATER.
Do you believe all people who are born again are "nutjobs?" How sad that you are so single minded. Everyone has a past - becoming a Christian and trying to become a better person is a wonderful thing. In the end Perez, YOU will stand before God and answer for YOUR life, just as Michael Lohan and Stephen Baldwin will have to answer for theirs. I think they'll be just fine as long they walk the walk. Can you say the same?
Should we attack others because they have a different belief system than you . Does everyone have to accept everyone? If I believe that homosexuality is wrong, thats my opinion, does not mean that I hate gay people or than they are evil, just not my cup of tea. Hating Stephen Baldwin b/c he believes that homosexuality is wrong.. You can hatye his choice but not the person. I hate Perez's hair but I dont hate him
CONVERSATION HEARD BETWEEN BALWIN AND LOHAN:
“I persuaded 10 people to accept Jesus and give up drugs forever on my first day in prison and 100 people the first day out of prison,” said Michael Lohan.
“That’s great,” Stephen Baldwin said. “What did you tell them?”
“On my first day in prison, I drew two circles; one HUGE, one really small. I told them the HUGE circle was their brain before drugs, and the little circle was their brain after drugs.”
“Wow, but 100 more the day you got out of prison! JUST HOW DID YOU DO IT?” asked Stephen.
“Well, I drew the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and said, ‘This is my asshole before prison…’”
Ha Ha Ha!!!! Such a freakin'a ass funny comment!!!
SPANK ME YOU NAUGHTY NASTY LITTLE GERMAN:)- echoed throughout the night.
Re: CANDY CAINE –
Ok, Candy….I think I know who has issues!!! Oh, yes…YOU!
Where you abused as a child? Well, then maybe Jesus will help
since it seems you can't do it on your own!!!!
Re: CANDY CAINE –
Yes baby, cry! But guess what, I will start to charge you by the hour. Major, major issues. Just let it out. It'll help some