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Two Crazies Walk Into A Bar…

Filed under: Michael Lohan

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This is bad news!!!!

Michael Lohan and Stephen Baldwin were spotted leaving a New York City restaurant together on Monday.

The born-again nutjobs were said to be discussing a Christian network group they are thinking of starting together.

Uh oh!

The pair were probably just on a date. It went well. Michael took Stephen home and taught him some tricks he learned in prison!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]



170 comments to “Two Crazies Walk Into A Bar…”

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  1. 1st? says – reply to this
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    YES!!!

  2. Kim in Texas says – reply to this
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    I am so excited about SXSW. There are so many hotties in Austin, it’s ridiculous.
    Soooooo, you really should consider staying long enough to see some of the ‘off-the-beaten-path’ places that Austin is hiding! Love you, P! Hope to see you at the par-tay! (Crossing my fingers!) - Kimmy

  3. DAN says – reply to this
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    ARENT THEY BOTH RECOVERING ADDICTS? IT WAS PROBABLY AN NARCON meeting or something

  4. Kim in Texas says – reply to this
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    BTW, Stephen Baldwin is such a sinner. He's hustling salvation like a sneaky, snake-oil salesman with a stinky mustache. He gives me the willies.

  5. yousuck says – reply to this
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    Perez is nothing but a mean judgemental jackass. He is the type of man who gives the gay culture a bad image.

  6. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this
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    1st bitches!

  7. jasmine says – reply to this
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    word

  8. The Warden says – reply to this
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    Geez Malario,

    You dissing people who have found religions again? You are starting to come off as a little gay Catro. Instead of wearing green army fagtigues, you'll probably just wear leather chaps and vest with a whip and start raping virgin assholes across the blogosphere.

    Funny how you demand tolerance for your perverted lifestyle yet you have no tolerance for others who happen to be religious.

  9. Jewlz says – reply to this
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    god help us if the bat-shit-crazy Baldwins unite with the loose-and-lubed Lohans…. thats just too much fuckin insanity to handle

  10. bridgett says – reply to this
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    Ahhhaahhhaaa! First! Too gross to think about!

  11. Topshots says – reply to this
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    I have seen this news earlier on "million a i refriend s. com". Many people are discussing it there. It is popular here.

  12. tms says – reply to this
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    LEAVE THEM ALONE.
    OKAY GOOD FOR THEM.
    THEY LOVE JESUS.
    SO DO I.
    YOU DO NOT HAVE TO MOCK.

  13. jessica says – reply to this
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    that's NOT stephen baldwin…

  14. casey says – reply to this
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    this has got to be POP FICTION

  15. friut cakes says – reply to this
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    do we smell
    yet another
    tacky realitiy show with these 2 losers ?
    i hope NOT !

  16. Abby says – reply to this
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    Slow news day? Why u hating on Christians, Perez? And u throwing in comments about dates and prison tricks sounds awful homophobic to me.

  17. Why are they crazy, because says – reply to this
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    they love the Lord? You are the one that is crazy, you would rather see them going to jail and doing drugs, with your fat ass.

  18. anjhest says – reply to this
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    Quack, quack!

  19. Ugh... says – reply to this
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    I used to love this site, but all you do is put people down trying to better themselves, promote shitty music and diss amazing music (like you did to Radiohead and NIN), and promote your political agenda. Did you notice just how many people denounced your comments about Radiohead and NIN yesterday? Do you ever read how many people hate the fact that you push your political agenda down your readers throats? It's starting to get a little old.

  20. Re: #14 yes that is says – reply to this
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    Steven Baldwin.

  21. Fuck the religious nutz says – reply to this
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    Religious freaks should all kill themselves so they can get to their 'promised land' earlier!

  22. Good Person says – reply to this
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    Perez, your're such an idiot. You're the only person who would take two men walking into a restaurant and turn it into something "post worthy"- all you can come up with for this photo is slamming them for their religion? How would you like it if people slammed you for your sexuality- it's the same thing.
    "There's Perez walking into a restaurant! Must be some crazy gay nutjob meeting!!!!"

  23. Rach says – reply to this
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    You don't like these guys bc they are prejudice against gays - yet you are the one bashing their religion. HYPOCRITE… again.

  24. me says – reply to this
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    Isn't it a good thing when someone finds Jesus? Couldn't it only be a positive thing? I know some people may take it a little far, but they are both recovering addicts, a HUGE part of AA recovery is believing in a higher power. Don't make fun of them because they have faith.

  25. rjp3 says – reply to this
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    such pathetic christo-losers those two are
    addicts need something - they both gave up drugs and not focus on "god"

    will the network show Baldwin BISEXUAL EPIC "THREESOME" !
    Sad that "gay classic" is now ruined.

  26. WHAT EVER WORKS FOR THEM says – reply to this
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    THEY NEED TO BRING THE EX MRS. LOHAN TO THE NEXT MEETING.
    SHE NEEDS TO STOP PIMPING OUT HER DAUGHTERS AND ACT LIKE A MOTHER!

  27. Alicia says – reply to this
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    BTW I found some fantastic articles…A MUST read for EVERYONE “The Hussein Dynamic” at http://savagepolitics.com/?p=171 and “Follow the Money” at http://savagepolitics.com/?p=165

    The writing is BRILLIANT and goes beyond what the MSM feeds us. It was about time!!!!! Their sections for “Humor” and “Political Analysis” are FANTASTIC!!!!

    http://savagepolitics.com

  28. Sophie says – reply to this
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    Perez you're an evil…so what if they are together and starting to form a Christian network??..

  29. rjp3 says – reply to this
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    Re: Rach

    FYI —- it is more than OK to be negative about BIGOTED RELIGIOUS GROUPS.

    The NAZI PARTY was a bigoted religious group.
    AL QUEDA is a bigoted religous group.
    THE KKK is a bigoted religious group.
    Anti=gay religions are bigoted religious groups.

  30. JOHN STALL THE WONDERPOPE says – reply to this
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    It's DUO of DEITY WHORSHIPING DOUCHES!

  31. wtf says – reply to this
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    its the new scientology- look out people!!

  32. NYC says – reply to this
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    blah.

  33. RJP3 says – reply to this
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    Re: me

    Actually - no it is not always good when addicts "find" religion.
    they tend to be like these two who have to FIND FAME and MONEY
    from the new found "FAITH". Such bullshit.

  34. T says – reply to this
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    Come on Perez! How is your Christian/religion mocking much different than that representatives comments in Oklahoma??? Yes, her's were on a whole different scale, but why is it not okay for her to bash homosexuals but it's okay for you to bash Christianity/religion?????

  35. PEREZ YOU GET MORE PATHETIC EVERYDAY says – reply to this
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    YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE PEREZ. HERE ARE 2 PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE SOME FUCKED UP SHIT IN LIFE NOW THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT. YOU SHOULD SUPPORT THEM AND THE GOOD CAUSES THEY STAND FOR INSTEAD OF BRINGING THEM DOWN. ITS AMAZING HOW YOU GLORIFY THE BIGGEST PIECES OF SHIT ON THE PLANET AND KNOCK PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY STAND FOR THINGS. YOU ARE BEYOND BITTER AND BEYOND PATHETIC. FUCK YOU.

  36. Blind Date says – reply to this
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    They were toe-tapping in the john!

  37. cc says – reply to this
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    not because your religous that means your a nut…there are nuts everywhere. and you should make acusations that they are gay, when you dont really no..that how people get sued.

  38. piss off says – reply to this
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    shut up perez

  39. Amy says – reply to this
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    I think it's disgusting that you are slandering people who have decided to become "born again Christians". It's so hypocritical that liberals like yourself spout off constantly about "acceptance of all people" and yet you are first to judge the Christian belief. I think instead of judging people like Steven Baldwin and Michael Lohan you should be applauding them for taking a step in the right direction… or are you just upset that you have even LESS to blog about?

  40. Josie says – reply to this
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    If they were praying to an idol sitting in the corner, that would be ok, right? What's the matter with believing in God? Sheesh! You'd think it was the ultimate sin or something.

  41. CANDY CAINE says – reply to this
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    Re: tms – JEEZ-ASS GOT BUT FUCKED ON THE DINING ROOM TABLE BY 12 MEN AFTER TOO MUCH WINE. AND HIS MOTHER WAS A WHORE WHO GOT KNOCKED UP BEFORE MARRIAGE & BLAMED IT ON THE "HOLY" SPIRIT! AMAZING WHAT PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE WHEN INDOCTRINATED TO A CULT!

  42. renee says – reply to this
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    It's not about "religion" but about a personal relationship with God through his son, Jesus Christ. I read the celeb magazines, I admit that and what I see is that for instance, scientology, many celebs claim to be a religion but to me, it's just an excuse to live the way they want to live without feeling they have any consequences for it. I'm not saying they are not nice people and do things for charity but hell will be full of "good" people.

  43. piss off says – reply to this
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    just find it in your heart for once to just shut the hell up shut up and leae ppl alone

  44. whatever says – reply to this
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    don't think Pereze is hating CHRISTIANS, Perez probably hates lying HYPOCRITES that hide behind the christian religion while they continue their bullshit sinning ways. all you fucked up southerns should be real familar with that!!!!!!!!!!

  45. piss off says – reply to this
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    just find it in your heart for once to just shut the hell up shut up and leave ppl alone

  46. Christian in the OC says – reply to this
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    I get that there are Christians out there who fail to live up to their beliefs…we all fail, that's the whole point of our need for salvation. Perez…you want others to accept you as you are and you get angry when people lash out at gays but why do you lash out at Christians? It's that a double standard? We don't have to agree on everything but it would be nice it all people, gay, strait, Christian, and not, etc….could stop pointing fingers and name calling… it only causes seperation and continues to drive anger on all sides.
    It's all about LOVE!

  47. Lynne says – reply to this
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    I see…so it's wrong to insult gay people, but it's perfectly fine to insult Christians…Why do you hate yourself so much, Perez?

  48. karen loves jesus says – reply to this
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    What is with all the Christian bashing on this site? Many things are fair game, but you're hatred of Christianity is certainly not.If you had an educated argument I would certainly have more respect for you than just bitching about people for their faith.

  49. BORN AGAIN says – reply to this
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    THEY ARE BORN AGAIN. THEY FOUGHT THE DEMONS AND THEY ARE TRYING TO BE GOOD PEOPLE/GOOD CHRISTIANS. DON'T TRY TO BRING THEM DOWN JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE DOWN.

  50. heather says – reply to this
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    STEVEN BALDWIN HAS MAJOR CRAZY-EYES!

  51. Christian Beings says – reply to this
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    Re: whatever – You're all hippocrites. What, just because you're a Christian means that you'll never eff up again. That's idiotic as we are all not perfect and the flesh is weak. Christians are no better than anyone else; they've only found The Way to Salvation. That's all. The Christians that "hate fags" are really screwed up in the head. They do not understand what God is saying to them. We are supposed to love our Homo brothers and sisters even if we don't agree with their lifestyel.

  52. Sunny says – reply to this
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    Why so much intolerance against Christians. You of all people should be spreading tolerance, no matter what sex, race, or religion. Have some tolerance people!!!!!!

  53. yadayadayada says – reply to this
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    *
    Good for them!
    *

  54. REPLY TO CANDY CAINE says – reply to this
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    wow candy. Every knee shall bow and tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. You will be shaking when those words are played back to you in the presense of the Almighty. Now that could be shaking with excitement because you were hellbound and now you're heavenbound - or shaking with fear because you are about to be cast into the fire

  55. asskicker says – reply to this
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    LOVE THOSE BALDWINS - BUT STEPHEN ISN'T FOOLING ANYONE, EXCEPT MAYBE SOME STUPID CHRISTIANS, BUT OBVIOUSLY THEY'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING.

  56. former perez reader says – reply to this
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    Im disgusted that you are making fun of the religion that this country was founded on. Micheal and stephen are making a change in thier lives bravo for them!!!

  57. former perez reader says – reply to this
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  58. pond scum says – reply to this
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    Why do you use such hateful words about JESUS believers? Why must you use born-again and nutjobs together? People believe in Mary, Mother Earth, Allah, Buddism, Hinduism….They aren't called nutjobs. Please show a little respect for the name JESUS. Jesus Saves. Really. There are plenty of people who have turned their lives around because of Jesus.

  59. Ian says – reply to this
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    First of all i want to say that i love this site. im a huge fan perez! I also want to say that its hard to like the media the more and more i read being a christian. the false things said about us really upsets me, considering that christianity is based on accepting and loving all people, theyre will be people, just like in any religion that are a little "crazy" like these two, that arent so accepting, but please dont bash everyone that has christian beliefs. Its offending to see anyting related to God being made fun of. Let people believe what they believe, and if they dont believe what you do, keep sticking up for what you think, but dont bash peoples beliefs in the process. we live in america, we should be able to think what we want. isnt that what you do perez? think and say what you want? i just get extremly offended being a christian and being labeled. thats all.

  60. whatever says – reply to this
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    Re: Christian Beings
    whoever said I was a christian? I never claimed to be one. what I claim to be is a card carrying atheist. have a nice day dipshit.

  61. Proud to be a follower of Christ says – reply to this
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    Aren't you the one who is always saying "tolerance"? Tolerance to those who believe like you, apparently. At least they've found hope for their lives instead of the downward spiral they were on. Maybe you are unaware of how many of us born again Christians are making an impact in entertainment. There are plenty of us and if you wish to call us crazy, go ahead. We know where are hope and salvation comes from and hopefully one day you will too.

  62. REALLY... GOD IS NOT A THREE SYLLABLE WORD!! DUMBASSES!! says – reply to this
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    ………OH WONDERFUL!!!! …A HACK Z-LIST NEANDERTHAL TROGLODYTE AND AN OLD MEDIA WHORE PRISON BITCH STUMPING FOR A 'CHRISTIAN' NETWORK…. JESUS (*PUN INTENDED), WHAT BETTER PAIR TO REPRESENT THE LORD'S WORKS IN HOLLYWIERD????
    ………AND JUST THINK OF THE INCREDIBLE TALENT THEY CAN PRESENT: GARY BUSEY; MEL GIBSON; WILLIE AMES; CHARLETON HESTON (*YES, HE HAS ALZHEIMER'S, BUT STILL WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE THAN BUSEY); MICKEY ROONEY; BILLY BARTEY; MR. T….. ET. AL.
    ……..SHIT, IT COULD BE A MONUMENTAL FREAK SHOW. YOU GO BOYS!!!! THE POSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS, AND ENDLESSLY ENTERTAINING IF NAUSEATING. THE "SOUP" WOULD BE JUST THRILLED!!!!!!

  63. Bitches says – reply to this
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    I think I smell a parole violation??? Pretty sure that parolees cannot be associated with other parolees as a condition of their release to prevent dumb fucks like Michael Lohan and Stephen Baldwin from drumming up network marketing scams. I mean, if you are an alcoholic, drug addicted crack-head at least own it! You know Baldwin has some Bailey's in that coffee cup!

  64. Stephens NY Buddy! says – reply to this
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    STEPHEN is my old mate! we used to do loads of COCAINE together! no shit!

    but the real news in NYC, however - is ELIOT SPITZER … bad governor! heel boy!

    LOL — go see:

    http://xesenta.com/drugs_rockandroll.php

    (its not spam .. don't worry)

    :)

  65. lmao says – reply to this
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    I love how some people try to knock Christians. I can understand why people don't like the judgmental ones like the God hates fags nuts but if someone is trying to get right with God it's none of your business if they are backsliding or not unless they are trying to get in your business. They are still on the right path and God knows our hearts. Come judgment day it will be interesting to see the wailing and gnashing of teeth. U do U and imo do me :)

  66. CANDY CAINE says – reply to this
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    Re: REPLY TO CANDY CAINE – HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
    HEY ASSHOLE, IT'S ALL A LOAD OF BULLSHIT TO KEEP IDIOTS LIKE YOU IN LINE! FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS THE WHOLE WORLD THOUGHT THE EARTH WAS FLAT, GUESS WHAT, IT'S NOT! AND NEITHER IS ALL OF THIS SHIT YOU MINDLESS SHEEP KEEP FOLLOWING. YOU ALL LOVE TO FEEL JUST A LIIIIIITLE BIT SUPERIOR BECAUSE YOU "THINK" YOU HAVE THE INSIDE TRACK ON SALVATION. WELL IT'S NO DIFFERENT THAN ALL OF THE THOUSANDS OF RELIGIONS THAT HAVE COME BEFORE, AN EXCUSE TO CONTROL PEOPLE TO THE STANDARDS OF THE FEW. PITY THE POOR FOOLS WHO CAN'T MAKE THEIR OWN WAY IN THE WORLD AFTER THE BRAINWASHING NUMBER RELIGIONS HAVE MANIPULATED THEM WITH. FUCK GOD FUCK THE BIBLE FUCK JEEZ-ASS FUCK ALLAH FUCK RAMA AND FUCK YOU!

  67. crizzle says – reply to this
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    people knock them because they are HYPOCRITES… oh ill call my daughter a PIG and be a jackass and than hump by bible.. all is good once again the world.

    lol @ the title perez

  68. ??????? says – reply to this
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    Aren't these 2 Obama's campaign strategists???? These two together go against all reason!!! SCARY!!!!!

  69. jellybean says – reply to this
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    love you perez, but don't become the type of person you hate. if you want freedom and tolerance for everyone, you have to be willing to give it. if you want people to respect you and your lifestyle and opinions, you have to respect theirs too. door swings both ways

  70. Mama Mia says – reply to this
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    #36- T
    you took the words right out of my mouth. Don't you see? It is ok for anyone to bash Christianity. Especially coming from a "moral gay"
    How sad. They'll be sorry when Jesus finds them and they won't know what to do!

  71. hypocrite says –