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Cuckoo for Jodie

Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Jodie Foster

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No one messes with dykon Jodie Foster!

At least that is what appeared to be in the mind of her stalker. Yikes!

The stalker, a 42-year-old Massachusetts man named Michael Smeagal, was just arrested for allegedly sending a hand-written letter containing a bomb threat to the Van Nuys Airport and other local LA airports.

The FBI said Smeagal targeted the local airports because he believed they were connected to the Screen Actors Guild, which he feels had been dissing Foster.

Hope the FBI is hooking Smeagal up with some mental help.

This isn't the first time that Jodie has had a stalker. In the '80s, a fella by the name of John Hinckley, Jr. stalked her while she attended Yale. He even attempted to assassinate then president Ronald Reagan.

If they only knew….

Jodie doesn't even like boys!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: March 12, 2008 at 3:40 pm

58 comments to “Cuckoo for Jodie”

  1. k says – reply to this


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    hooray!

  2. K says – reply to this


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    Re: k – Re: k – Re: k – Re: k – Re: k – Re: k – Re: k – OMG I WAS NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!

  3. K says – reply to this


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    AND #2? WHAT ABOUT 3?

  4. k says – reply to this


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    WTF!??!?!?!?! WHERE IS EVERYBODY?!?!! IM THE ONLY ONE TO READ THIS!???!

  5. fhgf says – reply to this


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    i hate her

  6. ding dong says – reply to this


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    I have always loved this woman.

  7. paola says – reply to this


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    First!

  8. Love the new graphics says – reply to this


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    Fire! Love it! No cartoons. We've grown beyond that together as a family. Love the new look! Keep it going.

  9. k says – reply to this


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    WHAT THE HECK WHAT IS GOING ON P?

  10. courtneyyy says – reply to this


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    lol… Jodie doesn't even like boys. So true, so true.

  11. still booorreeedd says – reply to this


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    why do people care if their first on here or not? GET A LIFE PEOPLE!

  12. Marcella says – reply to this


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    1st

  13. B-RAD says – reply to this


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    First

  14. breanna says – reply to this


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    first number one

  15. KKK says – reply to this


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    WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
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    WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!

  16. alex says – reply to this


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    shes a hottie

  17. cece says – reply to this


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    scary!!

  18. Kody Hammell says – reply to this


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    That is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo "gay". hehe :-) I don't even see the appeal in JF. I wouldn't even jerk off to her in 'Freaky Friday' (1977) as a hot boyish girl. But I did for that Sparky Marcus.

  19. debbie says – reply to this


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    haha.. thats hilarious > she doesnt even like obys
    hahah.. lol

  20. jules says – reply to this


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    awww he loves her too bad shell never love him…lol freak shows how do people are freakin messed up!!!

  21. manger4 says – reply to this


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    Is she a catcher or a pitcher?

  22. KKK says – reply to this


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    WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
    WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
    WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
    WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
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  23. whoooa says – reply to this


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    lol

  24. novel1 says – reply to this


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    How can you allow these ridiculous postings from Hate Mongers on your site? It's so annoying. Have you NO FILTERS?

  25. chickie says – reply to this


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    haha "If they only knew…." Im digging that one Perez.

    I like her hair and I've always loved her.

  26. XXX says – reply to this


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    Re: KKK – white pride? sorry mate that train derailed a long time ago. your time is no more.
    find something else to be proud/hateful of….like WANKER PRIDE WORLDWIDE.

  27. Amanda says – reply to this


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    Poor Jodie. That sucks. Well she rocks anyway. always-Amanda-

  28. I M shocked says – reply to this


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    Wait a minute…? Jodie Foster is a lesbo?!

  29. Kody Hammell says – reply to this


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    Yay, she kept her little boys intact (uncircumcised, uncut), I hear!!!!!!!! :D :D MGMBill.org WOOT!

  30. robinthebomb says – reply to this


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    POOR JODIE…AND SMEAGAL IS TOTALLY A CREEPY STALKER TYPE NAME…

  31. robinthebomb says – reply to this


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    Re: KKK – YA FUCKING MORON!! GO REGURGITATE YOUR TIRED ASS PROPAGANDA SOMEWHERE ELSE…IDIOT.

  32. novel1 says – reply to this


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    Re: KKK – Hey, Hitler… find some other party to crash.

  33. rachel says – reply to this


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    smeagol? my precioooussss

  34. jasmine says – reply to this


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    What is it about this chick that makes men want to kill?

  35. amycakes says – reply to this


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    hehehe…my precious!!!

  36. erica says – reply to this


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    Perez you failed to mention that Hinckley tried to assasinate Reagan to impress Jodie Foster - you completely missed the issue.

  37. kALLI says – reply to this


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    SCORPIO'S RULE.

  38. Clint says – reply to this


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    Re: novel1 – Dude, how would you filter the words white, pride, worldwide?

  39. an says – reply to this


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    hahahahaha Smeagal.

  40. Kat says – reply to this


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    Smeagal wanted his precious

  41. Jodie Loves Coochie says – reply to this


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    Re: ding dong – This Ugly mutt has a face only a ding dong could love.

  42. Kit says – reply to this


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    Re: jasmine – Just look at that face, and you'll have your answer. What a hideous looking creep!

  43. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    ENOUGH ALREADY!!! SOMEONE SHOOTS REAGON (A REPUBLICAN I ACTUALLY ADMIRED BY THE WAY) IN THE HEAD OVER HER…..NOW THIS……..AND SHE'S GAY!!!!! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PSYCHOS ARE ATTRACTED TO HER. I LOVE HER AS AN ACTRESS BUT SHE'S NOT SOMEONE THAT WOULD BE CONSIDERED HOT IS SHE? I'M GAY SO I DON'T KNOW…JUST DAMN! I HOPE SHE DOESN'T FEEL IN ANY WAY RESPONSIBLE. I LIKE HER AND I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE GAYS THAT INSISTS THAT ALL GAY CELEBRITIES SHOULD BE "OUT"…….THAT'S THEIR CHOICE. I CAN'T BE OUT TO MY DAD AND STEP MOM BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE SALLY KERN AND HER HUSBAND…..YES THAT'S RIGHT! LUCKY ME!

  44. Ugh says – reply to this


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    Yeah, he's one of her "fans," which stands for "fanatic," which is what all fans of famous people are. Stupid people.

  45. b says – reply to this


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    She is that ugly

  46. joeyOh says – reply to this


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    Who gives a shit about that "I LOve What She's Done With Her Mouth" Perfecto!!!!

  47. Morgan Hurley says – reply to this


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    If Jodie would finally COME OUT maybe these NUTJOB dudes would leave her alone once and for all.

  48. DiZER says – reply to this


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    OMFG!!!

    "Dykon" ROTFLMFAO!

    Perez I come to your site everyday. I'm always guaranteed to lol
    You're the most creative gossip person EVER!

  49. Mellow says – reply to this


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    Lesbians are women who are sexually attracted to other women-not women who hate men-Perezs comment that she hates boys ,because she is a lesbian ,is out of order-he should Know better or is he one of these women/lesbian hateing gays.

  50. LovelyRita says – reply to this


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    Hey Perez, I live near that guy so I let my dog poop in his yard hahaha!

  51. Jakeb says – reply to this


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    HAHA. isn't Smeagal, Gollum's name is Lord of the Rings when he was a hobbit?

  52. kristen says – reply to this


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    smeagol? she was being stalked by gollum? holy shit!

  53. MeMeMe says – reply to this


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    Jakeb & Kristen, you stole my comment! Isn't it effing hilarious that someone named Smeagal (Smeagol) would be a stalker?

  54. MeMeMe says – reply to this


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    Re: jimmyjazz – Easy, there JimmyJazz. Take your medication and lay down for a bit.

  55. MIKIshisms says – reply to this


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    Guess GOLLUM (a.k.a. Smeagal) was just lookin 4 his precious hahaha

  56. adm* says – reply to this


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    okay well, truthfully im not going to lie.. i dont know why everyone gets so up tight when they see celbs… there people just like us there no diff, wow they have lots more money then we do .. but there still just people like us.. why do you think that they always get so mad and they have such rough times, because people annoy them .. if people would just chill and not act so stupid around them like ever then i bet that there life styles would be so much better like the paperazzii doesnt have to always be up in there face taking away there buisness to let the whole world no..i live in LA, and i see some of them quite alot.. and i dont go running up and shit like i see other people so.. my friends do it and i just stand back and watch.. i dont need there writting on paper to think im cool, when im driving.. i drove past justin timberlake once, and i didnt care.. i ate at the same coffee shop on sun set buliviard at jessica simpson and i seen every one comming up to her bugging her and i seen how much she must have hated it… but whatever about that. perez get outta there shit.

  57. wowsey says – reply to this


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    Brovo! Outting famous people. Wow! PEE is so amazing. Not.

  58. wowsey says – reply to this


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    Re: Kat – OK. THAT was funny!