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"Sperm donors offered free festival tickets
Passes to any music festival in Europe available"
This is not a joke! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
Sperm donors offered free festival tickets
Passes to any music festival in Europe available
Sperm donors are to be offered free tickets to any music festival in Europe under a new initiative.
Passes to a festival of their choice will be offered to any donors in Europe who contribute to Ireland’s sperm reserves.
Irish stocks are apparently dwindling, with demand far higher than is sustainable, and donations down by 40% over the last four years.
The Sperm For Tickets initiative makes use of special donation containers and a fast courier network to offer donation via mail.
Anyone in Europe can request a donation pack, indicating which European festival they wish to attend via Spermfortickets.com.
oh, and if you rushed to type "first," you're a pathetic loser.
hhhhhiiii
ewwwwwwww.
FIRST.
hahaha!
first
what the hell?!
FIRST!
FIRST BITCHEZ!
i love irish guys!
finding charlie
shu. wish i could donate!
I heart Perez
first!
Hillary's a Hack…
and
Buh-Rack is Whack!
Vote Mike Gravel 2008!!!!
bomb.
FIRST!!!!!!
FIRST
cute spermies
First, or second, or, third, or 22nd!
too bad i'm not in europe!
Re: SeXy DoUgHnUt –
close enough
ahahah wow that is so beyond funny i am very entertained
How could they allow submission by mail? Sperm donors have to be heavily screened and their identity verified when they come in. "By mail" would allow them to send in anyone's donation. With that being said, they do have huge issues over here with not having enough donors because they don't allow them to remain anonymous. (which I totally agree with)
nasty
I love to swallow the little swimmers cause I'm a duche bag!
I'd rather have the 50 bucks.
First?
weird….
That's not fair, how about women!!
And she was good!
LOL! I forgot where I was and got all serious on you there! PEREZ isn't exactly the site for logical commentary.
Is that really true?? I'm Irish and haven't heard of this insane scheme!!! Isn't there a screening process?
Weird…sperm is cute!
man i wish i has some sperm.
If I had a ticket for every time I beat it…..
If I had a ticket for each time I beat it….
People who can't have children should maybe take it as a hint that they should adopt and give needing children a home.
I think this is a great idea.
Do you think if I show up with some sperm on my face I can get some tickets too? I really want to go.
I might have some still crusted in my hair, can they rejuvenate it? I'm not even sure what sperm is really.
Can anyone help? Is there a toll-free number?
I'm sure that will attract some real quality donations
cheap and hollow..must be some meth head's idea
WHAT THE HELL
Wake up, NME is shit and everything inside NME is shit.
that's how you get tix to 1 nite in austin but you have to make your donation directly to prezzer's bottom
Geez it pays to be a wanker these days
Mkay….
Also, it that a picture of UNHEALTHY sperm? They looked a little jacked in that pic!
is this a joke? i mean, i would want to enlist doctors, lawyers, etc. from all over the world to be sperm donors- not acid head, ecstasy taking, weed smoking folks from music festivals!! and i am not trying to front- i am one of the latter described folks! btw- i will be at coachella 2008!!! so don't ask me to be a sperm donor!! this seriously has to be a joke.
yuck!!
if i let some random guy bang me without a condom, and i fly over to ireland and queef out the sperm from my vagina into a cup, can i have a ticket?
YUCK
Re: STUPID…nature is talking –
Fuck off, CUNT! I hope you don't have kids and if you do, I hope they end up infertile.
wo…that's crazy. i just don't understand these european countries whose birth rate is dropping that freak out and try to get more ppl to have babies…I mean how many orphans are there in the world? they need homes. i just think its kind of selfish that ppl use artificial insemination so much, when we have overpopulation and plenty of children with no family. (ps, i'm a queer womyn, sorry
Re: BlahBlah –
great argument, responding to an alternative view with sexist and violent language. suck my clit!
Hey Bradders,
Put that super sperm to use and get us to the Leeds festival.
This can be your means of an apology for me having to endure a antibiotic tablet inserted into my anus!!!
Lets go amigo
Lovey you, yes x
I think it is a great idea as fertility is a big issue, many couples have to suffer as doners are put off donating nowdays. I just hope they are still screened correctly, however I think it is unfair to the rest of Europe that only Ireland is benefitting. Hopefully it will start to include thes rest and maybe is just piloting in Ireland.
actually, this is FAKE…
Why not eggs? They could have as many as they wanted for that kind of reward!!
I live in Ireland and I've heard nothing about this. Considering NME is a pissrag, I wouldn't believe it.
go to europe
This is disgusting!!!!!!! I know of a rap group called FRANK N DANK who the one called DANK would be the perfect candadate for this since he's already a deadbeat father with no conscience for the children he knows about, let alone the ones he would make just to get a ticket to a festival in europe. This reminded me of him being that I am the godmother of his 6 month old who he has never given ANYTHING to but since her birth he's somehow managed to go to europe twice… UUUUUUGGGHHHHHH…… ADOPT THE KIDS WHO REALLY NEED HOMES PEOPLE!!!!!!