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It's the death of the "Party Houses"!

The City of Malibu has banned those big summer-long, celebrity-infested SWAGfests, PerezHilton.com has learned.

Local residents were fed up with the congestion of partgoers and paparazzi that decamped upon their otherwise peaceful 21 miles of California coast.

Under the new city law, no more than four large or commercial events may be held on a property during any calendar year. This restriction will eliminate party houses, whose sole function was to conduct events.

A permit is required for each of the four special events allowed per household. Non-commercial events and parties of fewer than 100 people are not subject to the ordinance.

“The objective here is to eliminate the party houses that plagued the City last summer,” said City Manager Jim Thorsen.

Oh, well. Don't count the party houses out, though. They'll just move down the coast!

Venice and Santa Monica, here comes the SWAGfest!

Posted: March 12, 2008 at 8:40 pm

56 comments to “R.I.P.”

  1. bridget says – reply to this


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    7th?

  2. rmd says – reply to this


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    aww

  3. bub says – reply to this


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    bumz
    JOE JONAS IS SEXY.

  4. m says – reply to this


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    1.st

  5. Surfin' Safari says – reply to this


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    Manhattan Beach and Hermosa Beach here we come!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. madilicious says – reply to this


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    what noooooooooo

  7. Allie says – reply to this


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    Malibu is actually 27 miles of scenic beauty. At least is was until all of skankville moved in. Sad.

  8. Mel says – reply to this


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    Good! Seriously, rich celebrities need freebies??? Why not sell it and give to the so called charities they "give" too…(sarcasm) Love you Perez but still a Republican :-)

  9. sugarpopgirl says – reply to this


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    i live in Malibu!!

  10. annie says – reply to this


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    RIP

  11. William Mejia says – reply to this


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    first!!!!!!!!!!

  12. lizzie says – reply to this


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    first? 2nd?

  13. Susie says – reply to this


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    Now where will I party? Boo.

  14. CommunistSpy says – reply to this


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    Boo… stay out of Santa Monica.

  15. HARMONY says – reply to this


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    so freaking what.why hasnt been on the news perez hilton.i think hes making this up.i dont believe in perez.

  16. t says – reply to this


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    fuck that!

  17. jaybeedizzle says – reply to this


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    Bummer
    Hi Taniko, Hi Angie

  18. Gary says – reply to this


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    Us here in Venice have no tolerance for loud roudy parties or traffic or film crews. BWAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHA.

    Who cares, what's another party house here. Santa Monica will probably follow suit with Malibu though.

  19. caro says – reply to this


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    what's up frist

  20. Ima says – reply to this


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    awe oh well

  21. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    HA HA…I LOVE IT WHEN THE RICH FOLKS HAVE A ROAD BLOCK THROWN UP! BUT LIKE HE SAID….THEY'LL JUST MOVE DOWN THE SHORE

  22. KKK says – reply to this


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    WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE!
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  23. chris says – reply to this


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    fuck da police

  24. beachy says – reply to this


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    It's about time. These people pay BIG bucks to live there and then they have these "parties"? Malibu is a very private enclave and to have this stuff going on has to make them mad. I always wondered how they got away with it.

    Cool.

  25. Sloane says – reply to this


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    Good. Stay out of Malibu Lebowski!

  26. Laura De says – reply to this


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    Santa Monica… =}

  27. Darth Nihilus says – reply to this


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    swagfest? sounds like a bunch of tools jerking each other off. Also, go suck a cock you cocksuckers. The party is now in your mouth, and everyones cumming.

  28. mimi says – reply to this


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    The remix!!!!touch it…….

  29. Darth Nihilus says – reply to this


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    Re: sugarpopgirl – how's about I shoot my sugar pop right up your fat ass!?

  30. annniebannanie says – reply to this


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    its twenty SEVEN miles of coast… i live in LA (pacific palisades) haha done move it there… its the town south of the bu

  31. queen of the MOTHA FUCKIN 1ST!! says – reply to this


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    GOD DAMN IVE TRIED SO LONG TO GET 1ST AND NOW I FINALLY THINK I DID SWEET JESUS I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME THAT I WOULD BE FIRST ON PEREZHILTON EVERYBODY AT PIERRE MIDDLE THIS IS RJ DANFORD AND LOOK MOTHA FUCAKS I GOT FIRST FINALLY HAHAHA TOLD U RACHELLE THAT ID GET FIRST!!!!!!!
    FIRST FIRST FIST BITCHES!@!!!!

  32. dee says – reply to this


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    who cares

  33. Phil says – reply to this


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    Amen! Those people probably worked their ass off in the real world to get a nice place on the beach,only to have a whole bunch of ungreatfull douche bags blowing mommy and daddy's money in the most obnoxious way imaginable.

    Although it doesn't really matter, soon Southern California will break off the continental United States and drift off into the middle of the Pacific Ocean where it belongs. Good Riddance Assholes!!!! (that is of course if global warming doesn't kill us all in 5 years like Al Gore says… well that or Man Bear Pig)

  34. SimonCedric says – reply to this


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    Where will Dina Lohan go?

  35. SimonCedric says – reply to this


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    Seriously, where will aging "momagers" pimp their offspring?

  36. Ashley says – reply to this


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    GOOD! I live in Malibu, and let me tell you these parties cause major probs! Not only do you have celebs (and wanna be celebs ) running the beach, ( which we paid a pretty penny to own ) they also trash the beach, paps hang over people walls, get on our decks… so on and so on. Some of us have kids, and when they have these parties it runins other peoples fun on the beach! * I am soeaking about the polaroid house!!!!

  37. partYgoers perhaps? says – reply to this


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    don't you mean partYgoers not partgoers

  38. TT says – reply to this


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    Our rights to live are being stripped away little by little. The U.S. is being congested with sooo many laws now. You can't do much now-a-days.

  39. French Whore says – reply to this


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    Hallefuckin'lulah.

  40. MailiBOOOOO says – reply to this


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    Bob Dylan, Goldie Hawn, Babs Streisand, Arnold Schwarz, Brangelina, Michelle Pfiffer, Pam Anderson, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Cher, Stephen Spielberg, Danny DeVito, Eddie Van Halen, etc., etc., etc., will all be thrilled. As for me, I think the beaches here suck. No pollution laws in Mexico allow tainted water to float into the California coastline. NO THANKS. It's off to the Caribbeans I go.

  41. Leah says – reply to this


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    Re: queen of the MOTHA FUCKIN 1ST!! – Truly pathetic life if in fact you've tried to make it to First… truly pathetic. :(

  42. NICOLE says – reply to this


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    FINALLY THIS IS LONG OVER DUE I LIVE IN MALIBU AND DURING THE SUMMER AND WEEKENDS MALIBU TURNS INTO A MINI HAMPTONS NO ONE WHO IS A TRUE MALIBUIAN LIKE THE TURISTS CELEBS OR PARTIES MALIBU MAY SEEM LIKE IT ALL MONEY BUT THE TRUTH IS CELEBS DIDNT COME OUT HERE TO GET PHOTOGRAPHED UNTIL 2 YEARS AGO ITS A QUIET PEACEFULL TOWN THAT NEED TO KEPT THE SAME I AM HAPPY THEY HAVE MADE THIS NEW LAW

  43. Yak says – reply to this


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    Yup, I have to admit, if I paid 5-20 million $$ for my little shack on Malibu beach I would be completely choked if all these moron celebs and wannabes (with their idiot and disrespectful vermin paparazzi) were contaminating my beach with all their shit and their snooty presence. If you want to party go to a club or go to a small gathering at a friend's house on the beach. Get lost losers.

  44. queen of the MOTHA FUCKIN 1ST!! says – reply to this


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    Re: Leah – fuck u slut bitch cunt whore sucka just cause u didnt get closer to 1st dont mean u can be jealous on me cholo

    SUCK MY FIRST DICK BITCH

  45. Angel Eyes says – reply to this


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    Perez, eres un gordo feo culo roto.

  46. Caligirl says – reply to this


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    Whew!!! Good save Malibu!
    Let the scum ruin the beaches elsewhere. Love you Malibu!

  47. funky munky says – reply to this


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    OH BOO HOO!! THERE ARE HOMELESS STARVING TORTURED PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

    WHO DON'T HAVE CLEAN DRINKING WATER OR EVEN HOPE BUT IT'S THOSE MALIBU

    RESIDENTS THAT GET MY SYMPATHY.

  48. funky munky says – reply to this


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    OH BOO HOO!! THERE ARE HOMELESS STARVING TORTURED PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

    WHO DON'T HAVE CLEAN DRINKING WATER OR EVEN HOPE BUT IT'S THOSE MALIBU

    RESIDENTS THAT GET MY SYMPATHY. THOSE POOR POOR PEOPLE.

  49. funky munky says – reply to this


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    OH BOO HOO!! THERE ARE HOMELESS STARVING TORTURED PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

    WHO DON'T HAVE CLEAN DRINKING WATER OR EVEN HOPE BUT IT'S THOSE MALIBU

    RESIDENTS THAT GET MY SYMPATHY

  50. funky munky says – reply to this


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    OH BOO HOO!! THERE ARE HOMELESS STARVING TORTURED PEOPLE IN THE WORLD

    WHO DON'T HAVE CLEAN DRINKING WATER OR EVEN HOPE BUT IT'S THOSE MALIBU

    RESIDENTS THAT GET MY SYMPATHY….

  51. YOU FAT FAT FAT BASTARDS says – reply to this


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    I AM JUST WATCHING OPRAH TALKING ABOUT HOW FAT YOU AMERICANS ARE. WHAT

    IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE??????????? ARE YOU REALLY ALL THAT STUPID THAT

    YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT OVER EATING=FAT ASSES. BOY OH BOY - AMERICANS SURE

    ARE STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  52. LL says – reply to this


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    Stay out of Venice, please!! We have enough "transplants" infecting Venice with their BS, don't need anymore!! Us locals are sick of it all and don't take kindly to them at ALL!!

  53. South Bayer says – reply to this


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    Keep it up north.

    Please don't bring your trash to Manhattan or Hermosa. The sanest Beach Cities in So Cal

  54. shana says – reply to this


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    I can't stand beach residents. Don't move somewhere where it's known to be a party area and then complain about something that's always existed. They ruined San Diego, and now they've ruined Malibu…such assholes.

  55. Sean says – reply to this


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    Give me a F)&#)(&%ing break - now you can't even have a party in your own house that you paid for. Sound likes sensorship to me. Government coming in and telling American citizens what they can and cannot do. Telling you you can't smoke outside, you can't walk on the beach in Malibu (like they created the F*(&^*(ING beach in the first place), now if you want to have a party - you have to get permission - give me a break.

  56. tsn says – reply to this


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    I lived in Malibu…at least until my house burned down a few months ago. You know it's not all about the rich people. It's about the other 13,000 people that live there too. We love parties and we love our beaches and everyone's welcome but it gets crazy because the paps leave their cars in the middle of the street, stake out, stalk and literally attack people and god help you if you're a normal person in their way. People that own or rent and live in their homes can have parties all they want…it's so not about locals entertaining. and yeah, I'm reading perez so maybe i'm a part of the pap problem…but life is full of contradictions.