Separated At Birth

More comments: [1] 2 »

1. alli says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   1

   first

2. tash says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   2

   ROTFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

3. amanda says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   3

   FIRST!
   mad uggz

4. elle says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   4

   love it!!!

5. courtneyyy says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   5

   lmao, i love it!

6. jay says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   6

   sucio

7. nikki says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   7

   hottays

8. me says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   8

   EWWW! 5th!

9. Ellie says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   9

   weird he really does remind me of gollum

10. FIRST FIRST MAYBE? says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    10

    First?

11. ll says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    11

    i knew i recognised him!!!lol

12. lee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    12

    EXCELLENT!!!!! I hate this fucking photo and love it at the same time because it shows his true self…ugly inside and out…

13. Brittany says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    13

    so true.

14. Jordyn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    14

    Their eyes sort of look alike.

15. FUCK YOU FAT SHIT says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    15

    FIDEL IS ALIVE
    AND HILLARY IS ON THE WAY OUT
    KEEP SUCKING DICK MARIO

16. 44 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    16

    n

17. CaitTK says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    17

    i love this. what a troll..
    i got more respect for golum tho at least he didnt spend all 3 of his daughters college tuition on hoes.

18. Michelle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    18

    I am one of the women who was with Eliot. He is a kind and gentle man and was very warm and tender always.

19. aviana says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    19

    wow lol

20. aeriechild says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    20

    no wonder he needed a prostitute…..LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!!!!!

21. Lynne says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    21

    So childish…that's the best you can do?

22. sg says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    22

    lovely

23. EVE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    23

    HAHHAHHAHA

24. R says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    24

    Thats sick!

25. Dolly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    25

    LLLLOOOOLLLL

26. judy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    26

    leave him alone.
    at least it was with a woman, and not a little boy.

27. Buster Cherry says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    27

    Mdrry Spritzmas!!!! New York!!!

28. asta says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    28

    awh poor man being so ugly

29. sexrules says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    29

    damn that's hot! my 9 inch cock got a fat erection. who wants to suck on it? ya… suck it good… get ready for a big load down yer throat. ya bitches. i love havin my cock sucked. i love to bend u over and have u take my rod up into yer hole! ya i wanna hear u scream as I pound you like the bitch that u are! take that cock! all the way! deep inside you! mmm…. feels good don't it?! ya… i am close to cumming. fuck ya. feels so good inside. i live for sex!!!

30. Johnny Knoxville says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    30

    Tom Leykis Show

31. fdsf says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    31

    last

32. mimi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    32

    first!

33. Buster Cherry says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    33

    Merry Spritzmas, New York!!!!!!

34. cunt says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    34

    idiot !!!!!!!!!

35. drew says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    35

    hah so good!

36. melly mel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    36

    first

37. Hi There says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    37

    first

38. kiki la rue says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    38

    I think he looks like Bat Boy - from that old tabloid News of the World…

39. sandy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    39

    freaking hilarious

40. J says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    40

    Spitzer has pretty eyes, tho.

41. Sarah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    41

    This brings the lolz.
    DEFINATLEY.

    LOL!

    See??

42. WE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    42

    hahhaahaha

43. Sara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    43

    *giggles* I'm loving that!

44. Marty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    44

    Thanks for the laugh Perez. Great catch. I'm in the New York minority. I didn't vote for this Bozo.

45. Princess Bender says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    45

    I think that Gollum might fuck U 4 comparing him to Client # 9 Perez! That is an insult to ugly all over the world.

46. BoyzToy.nl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    46

    I am almost done with my last beer.

    Help.

47. googoo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    47

    lovin the comparisons

48. Kasey says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    48

    it's so true!!!!

49. Jess says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    49

    HA HA HA HA. You are so funny ))

50. Metche says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    50

    First Bitches!!!!!!!!

51. ewrfwer says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    51

    mhm.

52. Tara W says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    52

    You have to check out the "Alleged" Escort pictures and her MySpace Page. She is a singer and I bet she is going to get a lot of mileage from this. I guess sleeping with Eliot was worth the career boost.

    http://CenterLine.tv

53. NO NAME says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    53

    I am going to have absolute nightmares tonight….dirty hooker guy!

54. FAT MARY says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    54

    I bet his eyes bug out like that when those hookers shove a dildo in his ass!!!

55. REESE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    55

    ITS SUCH A SHAME WE HAD A PERSON WHO HAD THE POWER TO MAKE HUGE DECISIONS MAKE AN ASS OF HIMSELF!!

56. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    56

    ahaha!this is SO RIGHT P Nasty!P u really r something these days.first madonna and Chucky's bride & now this.keep on the good work.gotta sleep now.it's 2 after midnight here in Greece,goodnight y'all!

57. silly me says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    57

    So now you're stealing stuff from other websites. I saw this on Laura Ingraham's website on Monday. Good thing your so honest. I guess that's democrat values for ya.

58. Bob Hope says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    58

    Leave the guy alone. So he fucked someone other than his wife!! Who the fuck cares! Everyone gets horny at some point, and some more than others. Maybe if his wife stepped up to the plate at did her wifely duty (and btw, I'm a female, so back off), he wouldn't have had to pay a hooker. The only reason everyone is so crazy about it is because she is a professional. At least it wasn't some 13 year old home alone he had met online.

59. Ebony says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    59

    I think he looks like Pinky from Pinky and the brain, or is it brain.

60. lina77 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    60

    OMG…this is funny because before this image came out I was on my way photoshoping him as a troll or leprechaun - tis the season. Don't forget your green beer! Sorry all if I'm being mean - but anyone who does that to their wife and kids isn't anything other than a leprechaun!!!

61. Oh SNAP says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    61

    Spitzer's escort is actually a musician too… you can hear her mp3 here: http://amiestreet.com/ashleyalexandradupre

62. ManaPonj says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    62

    HAHA! PERFECT!

63. bathog says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    63

    man he sure looks like bill cowher from the steelers

64. Blow Me says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    64

    You suck Eliot! Good riddance.

65. PRETTY DAMN CLOSE!!! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    65

    Spitzfur may have more hair than Gollum, but Gollum is better looking.

66. DomBomb says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    66

    Why did Elliot Spitzer get oral from a call girl?
    Because his wife was a 'Spitzer' not a swallower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

67. Glass says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    67

    THAT is funny as hell.

68. vain says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    68

    LMAO perfect!!!

69. HO FO' SHO' says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    69

    Elliot loves it when I rub my boobies on his satellite dish ears.

70. Holly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    70

    what an asshat… www.finickycritic.com

71. Jen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    71

    This by far is the BEST one you've done (: Hope to see you at SXSW this year! I

72. Gitta says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    72

    hahaha! best one ever!!

73. Ha ha ha ha caught! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    73

    Jew boy #1 hypocrit got caught with his dradle out! He should put himself in jail! No condoms either, what an idiot! I thought he went to princeton or something. Oh yes, he was thinking with his little head. It's no suprise he went to hookers. he is nothin to look at and could only get those fine model types with money. His wife probably was a nagger and stopped giving him head years ago too which is why most guys cheat. Hmm wife says no sex, guys will find it. What guy wouldn't want some young fine 22 stuff??? ok,gay guys.
    Yes women allllll guys look and would love something younger don't kid yourselves if they had the chance! bye bye spitzon

74. gossipmonger says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    74

    Somehow, I knew it. Glad to see I wasn't the only one who was struck by the resemblance.

75. WTF? says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    75

    Re: Bob Hope – Are you serious? Ummm, okay.

76. gossipmonger says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    76

    How do all of you know his wife WASN'T fucking him? Just because he routinely went to hookers doesn't mean she wasn't giving him some. That said, I know I couldn't bring myself to fuck him for any amount of money, but I'd have never married into the Smeagol clan to start with.

77. Ewwww - Fugly!! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    77

    OMG his wife was so much prettier than his hooker. Why are men so needy and desperate? WHAT A LOSER HE IS!!!!!

78. Another Dumbass democRAT Caught With His Pants Down! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    78

    Another loser democRAT who claimed to stand up for all that is good. A typical democRAT liar.

79. off the property says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    79

    what about the high-priced call girl "Kristen" who we all want to read about and — more urgently — see pictures of, Perez? i will tell you: the only place you can read and see all about "Kristen" today is on The New York Times! as always: Thank God for The New York Times!!! hahahahhahahahahahhah!!!!

80. Smiley says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    80

    That's just insulting to Gollum…

81. Grace E. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    81

    Re: Bob Hope – Okay. So you do not care about the institution of prostitution but the illegality of prostitution especialy taking a person across state lines for sex is some kind of felony related to anti slavery laws. Additionally,
    How was this governmant paid official paying for the expense that exceeded his government salary?..I do believe he was caught because he was using campaign funds or government funds of some sort to supplement his support of prostitution.
    Oh yeah least not forget that ERON stuff too.
    Not being a pedo does not give someone justification to be a john. Duh!

82. mav456 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    82

    shit son! that's fuckin funny!!

83. FREAK N GENIOUS says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    83

    Too efin funny.

84. aeryn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    84

    hilarious. i always thought that dude looked evil (eliot spitzer, not gollum).

85. Xesenta.com says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    85

    OMG!

    SpitZers GIRL is reveALed!! www xesenta.com

    ###

86. Chris says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    86

    I think Gollum looks more like Hillary.

87. My Girls says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    87

    Such an amazing similarity………it is absolutely frightening! Wow Zaahh!

88. Soleil G. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    88

    Sheer brizzilliance! Magnefique!

    Guess he had a bit too much of "Motherf**kin' steamrollin" eh?

89. Hubris says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    89

    Perfect!!! They could be brothers

90. Wifey's Best Friend says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    90

    Wait until wifey stomps on his face with her stiletto heels!

91. mackenzie514 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    91

    You have never been MORE ACCURATE with one of these!!!!

92. Laura says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    92

    Him hooking up with a prostitute does not make him less capable of being a good leftist governor.

93. linds says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    93

    Idiot Spitzer

94. Aimée says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    94

    He's actually a very handsome man, and not just because he is in a position of power.
    I would let him stick it in my butt for $19.99 and an Arby's giftcard.

95. rjp3 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    95

    ANOTHER CLASSIC PEREZ

96. not real says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    96

    Ashley Alexandra Dupre is "Kristen's" real name. She is the whore who slept with the mayor. But fear not, she wants a music career. Let's hope she can be a role model to young women everywhere, if you fall on hard times, fall on a cock. Then you and your music will get you through it.

97. 1-800-WHORESRUS says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    97

    EWWW…NO WONDER HE HAD TO PAY FOR PUZZY!!!

98. tazzzy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    98

    now THAT is funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

99. a little bird says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    99

    Ashley Alexandra Dupre is the real name of "Kristen" the whore. She claims to have been on hard times, so that justified sucking money out of men. She is also a musician. Let us hope she makes it. That way girls everywhere can know, it doesn't matter what happens to people around you…just that people focus their attention on you.

100. Hello Kitty says – reply to this
     

     

     
     
     
     
     100

     His wife might be ready to rip his balls off with her teeth, but if he fucks up again its not like he will have to pay for it.

     Bill Clinton became sexy after he chated, and I'm sure the same will happen to him.